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2009

06

Mar

Vote for Chris Brown at the Kid’s Choice Awards of the Day

I was just emailed this, which means it’s already all over the fucking internet, but it’s post on Myspace by Chris Brown’s people urging his fans to vote for him at the Kid’s Choice awards and everyone seems to think that’s so fucking crazy.

Now last time I checked, beating your wife and getting away with it, because she’s some scared girl with no family who found comfort in you, and who you have by the fuckin’ tits, because she will never leave you, especially when that girl is hot as shit Rihanna and not some mail order bride or homeless chick you scooped up at the bus station, makes you a fuckin’ hero, but the kind of hero we’re not allowed to talk about, and that needs to be communicated with today’s youth, because women were getting a little too lippy, independent and forgot the way nature intended it, before modern thought and equal rights came into play.

More importantly, what dude does in his personal time shouldn’t reflect his work, or the message from his personal life, shouldn’t overshadow his commercial work.

Not to mention if Rihanna can forgive him and move the fuck on, so can all you motherfuckers, sure call her an idiot all you want, but she knows what went on better than you so you should go vote for this guy, since I know you spend most your time on Nickolodeon message boards looking for love, you probably already have.

Point of all this is to say, the guy’s a fuckin idiot, he should lay low for a fucking couple more weeks, while people forget, unless this whole thing is a publicity stunt, in which case, keep p the good work mother fuckers.

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Posted in:Chris Brown|Kid's Choice

2009

06

Mar

Fergie’s got a Pot Belly for Mac of the Day

Typical, Fergie quits meth and doesn’t get fat, you know she gets her shit together, gets fit, gets out of debt, launches a successful career and uses the meth card as a lesson to us all that if you do meth, you will succeed, but the second bitch gets married she lets it all go and gets fat.

Now I don’t know if she’s pregnant or if this is just an early case of “I can’t believe you are the woman I married”, but since I feel like the meth broke her uterus, I’m going to go with that she’s just gettin’ fat and fat people disgust me. Just about a minute ago I was taking a shit, and sure I hate when people talk about shitting, it’s all way too frat boy for me, but I looked down and saw what I’ve done to myself and was ashamed and disgusted, and I don’t even give a shit about myself, so when I see sluts I would have fucked at one point in time, following in my footsteps, I just can’t help but hate them.

Posted in:Fergie|Pot Belly|Pregnant

2009

06

Mar

Rihanna’s Post Beat Up Look of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Chris Brown did to Rihanna, but she looks all kinds of messed the fuck up, I guess these pictures of her explain why she got back together with him, and that’s because she’s all kinds of messed the fuck up.

Posted in:Bobby Trendy|Fag|Rihanna|Tranny|Weird

2009

06

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch Continues of the Day

Bad news. The Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch continues, which means posting more boring pictures of the cunt doing absolutely nothing. Unfortunately, no plane crashes happened on the way back from Israel, or wherever the fuck they were reconnecting Sam Ronson’s DJing to it’s roots at Bar Mitzvahs where it came from and where it still belongs, bringing happiness to 14 year old horny boys and their slutty jacked up plastic surgeried mothers, there were no drug overdoses, or cardiac arrest or any of that shit, because I guess Moses is on her converting to what he considers the ultimate religion side or some shit.

What’s even more unfortunate is that here she is drinking coke, instead of free-basing it, because I guess she’s trying to fatten her dying-self up to keep this death watch going for a couple more weeks, and the whole thing is pretty fucking annoying.

Here they are in video leaving Villa Nightclub…

Here is another video of them on some “dinner date” which is code of ripping at each other’s faces off cuz of some drug fueled rage…

Posted in:Dying|Lindsay Lohan

2009

06

Mar

Watch Sienna Miller Walk of the Day

There was a time whe I used to park myself outside random places, whether it was in the park watching girls walk with their families and friends, or on a busy downtown street watching girls go from store to store, or even stop for a coffee, or at a mall watching girls walk into various lingerie or bikini stores, or even outside an all girls school to see the girls walk by in their school girl outfits, and it was never as boring as posting pictures watching Sienna Miller in some dumpy jeans walking. I just wanted to make that clear, in the event you were wondering whether real life ass is better than pictures of real life ass.

Posted in:Ass|Sienna Miller|Walking

2009

06

Mar

Some Chris Brown Beat Down Shit of the Day

Some guys baby momma gets up in his grill about how he doesn’t give her no money and shit for they baby, so homeboy Chris Brown’s the whore. You know for having the fuckin’ nerve to come to his home and make unrealistic demands like that. Everyone knows that gangsters don’t pay child support. Bitch.

Bonus here’s some bus driver getting beat Chris Brown Styles, that I posted in the links yesterday…

I blame hip hop…

Posted in:Baby Momma|Beat Down|Chris Brown

2009

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a very proud day for me, I’ve managed to get a decent amount of booze, which has taken me a 5 days to pull off and in doing so, I ended my Jimmy Fallon is a Failure obsession. I managed to meet a bunch of girls on spring break, and got no body shots, no flashed titties, no Katy Perry shit, but I tried. I guess I’ve missed my window of opportunity on that one and just come across as old and creepy and disgusting instead of just being creepy and disgusting. But there was one chick who was in her 40s who kept going on about how as soon as she gets her life together she is going to get a couple of dogs and a nice house and a family, and the whole thing was pretty depressing because if it hasn’t happened for her fat dumpy ass yet, it’s not going to happen. I did convince some punk college kid to get her back to his place because I could tell the pain in her eye was going to lead to an amazing blowjob I just wasn’t down for, because I’ve had my fair share of desperate 40 year old pig women, I even married one, but it’ll make a good story for his scrapbook. Spring Break ’09 motherfuckers…..maybe tomorrow will be better, but I doubt it.

Here are my links.


RIP RObin Williams my Condolences to Your Lesbian Daughter and my thanks to your Coke Addiction….
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Find a Slut Who Won’t Throw a Drink in Your Face When You Call Her a Slut
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Michael Jackson’s Craziness Reaches Epic Insanity Levels
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Guess the Celebrity Butts!
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Some Babes WHo Play Video Games – GALLERY
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My Breakfast Usually Consists of Warm Beer and a Cigar, But Hey, To Each Their Own!
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Spend Your Time Wisely
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The Hottest Young Korean Chicks
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Lucy Pinder’s Tits Are Out There, and Loving Every Minute of It
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How to Ruin a Good On-Screen Assassination
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Life After College: Getting Ahead in This Piece of Shit World
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Jenna Haze and Carlie Lane Get It On
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The Mormons Want to Have Sex With You
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Striptease of the Day
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Blake Civil Fielder is Getting His Jail Bait On
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Robin Williams Needs His Own Personal Patch Adams
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How About a Nip Slip on Video?
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I Was Wondering Where Kristen Bell Has Been
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Because Trying to Get Laid Doesn’t Have to Involve Date Rape Drugs
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Wana Throw Up On Your Keyboard?
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Rachel Bilson is Cutsey as Usual
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I Buy Beer With All My Pennies, But This Looks Fun Too
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Inside the Mind of the Hot Girl
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strip Searched At Mc Donalds
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Closing Funeral Act to End All Closing Funeral Actss
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Faceplant on a Wall? Really?
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Three MILFS Get Their Freak On
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Sluts From the Geneva Motor Show
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Why Hello Dani Woodward!
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And That’s What Happens When a 3 Year Old Drives a Scooter
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Asshole Fucking Cop
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Guy Ritchie’s Life is Pretty Much Amazing
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If You Think You Can Get Laid On Your Own Merit, You Are Wrong
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A Boat Full of Topless British Babes
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Of Course Miley Cyrus Was Bullied, She’s a Little Fucking Cunt
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I Love Amanda Bynes and Her Legs
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Add Hot Sause to Your Condoms and Avoid Knocking a Bitch Up
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Fuck You Diddy
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Super Toilet!
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Hannah Hilton Shows Off Her Pink
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God, Rose McGowen is So Disgusting
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Dear God No Jennifer Aniston is a Naughty Girl…
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Jennifer Aniston Spends Too Much Trying to Look Good Cuz She has a Complex Thanks to Angelina Vagina
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Daft Punk + TRON
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Some Kid Beats Down his School Bus Driver…Some Mental Chris Brown Shit….Fucked Up…
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Girl Taking a Piss Video
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Some Amazing Pregnancy Test Ads
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Some Stupid Shit You Can Buy this Week
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The 10 Hottest Superhero Babes of All Time
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Michelle Williams and Her Sex Scene That Hit the Net last Week
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NIN Dance Party
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Some Vegas Chick in her Bra….
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Knock, Knock! Stop Masterbating!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Mar

Pornstar Pinky and Her Big Black Ass in a Pink Dress of the Day

That last thing that I fee when I see this video of Pinky is that I want to fuck her. She looks more like someone I’d expect to tell me that my credit card is not actually my credit card when at the pharmacy trying to buy 1000 dollars of lactose to cut my meth with. You know, the kind of ass that makes me want to go on a diet and that makes that diet easy because it turns me off of fucking food. Her ass is too fucking big and if you put that shit in some sort of police line-up I’d expect it to be an ass that takes up half of my fucking seat on the bus and breathes fucking heave and not something people like to see getting fucked or naked or any of that, but for some reason that I’ll never quite get, people love the shit, so when I got this video of her short legs and huge ass, I figured I had no choice but to post it…I mean, that and that fact that she’s being so fucking creative wearing a pink dress when her name is Pinky, that’s almost as innovative as the pink weave she’s rockin….all this is time better spent doin’ sit-ups.

Posted in:AVN Awards 2009|Booty|Pinky|stepTV

2009

05

Mar

Depressing Amy Winehouse Pictures of the Day

Anyone who reads this site knows how I feel about crackwhores, and that is that I love them. They give pretty uninvolved blow jobs because they don’t charge very much and are focusing on their next fix while trying not to die, but their smell, toothless mouths, soiled pants and the fact they haven’t taken a shit in a month is a fuckin’ turn on, at least when I am really drunk and on a budget, so you can imagine how pissed off I am that the Caribbean vacation has made Winehouse look healthier than ever, because now I can’t jerk off to her pictures, maybe you can.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Depressing|Healthy

2009

05

Mar

Michelle Rodriquez Video of the Day

The paparazzi ask Michelle Rodriquez her opinion about the Octomom and she says “how’s your dick sucking going”. She looks like she’s either drunk or medicated as she gets in her car and storms the fuck off, but I don’t think she was telling the Octomom that she should be out sucking dick and swallowing instead of letting it get absorbed in her vagina before turning into multiple kids, because I don’t think Michelle Rodriquez has that much insight, but think that she was inquiring because she wanted to get HER dick sucked. You know late at night and going home alone makes you get a little forward….

I don’t know why the paparazzi try to get celebrity opinion on news items, like they are some kind of experts, when normally they are uneducated, identity crisis liars, who just happen to make so much money and have people care about them. They should step it up a bit and get more creative.

Posted in:Michelle Rodriquez|Video