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2009

18

Feb

Paris Hilton and her See Through Dress of the Day

I was wondering when Paris Hilton would try to make herself relevant by getting naked again. It’s been a solid bunch of months of her keeping her shit in lockdown like she used to have to do when she got a herpes outbreak, before not giving a fuck about passing that shit around, but now she’s slowly getting into her old ways and by old I mean actually old, she’s 28 and this shit’s just gonna start lookin’ pathetic after a while, oh wait, it already does.

My main issue with Paris is trying to figure out who the fuck told her she was hot, sexy, or whatever the fuck they told her to make her act this way. She looks like a bird and girls like her are the type who slip the cool guys their numbers at the bar, but leave alone or with some bottom feeding fat guy, only to get booty called by the cool guy if he doesn’t land anything better, all while acting like god’s gift to the fucking world, when clearly they are shit.

But what I think doesn’t matter, I just want to see real tits, I’ve had enough of this computer see through shit. Maybe I’ll get off my ass soon.

Posted in:Nipple|Paris Hilton|See Through

2009

18

Feb

Coco and Her Stupid Tits at an Event of the Day

Coco went to some Aubrey O’Day 25th Birthday party, because white blonde girls who black guys go nuts over like to stick together and she brought her crazy fucking tits.

Speaking of crazy fucking tits, I was supposed to go to the strippers last night with an old friend of mine. We used to go 6 or 7 nights a week depending on how wrecked we were come Sunday, but as we got older and he got a job, that all ended.

We had some pretty useless times there getting to know some of the girls, getting to know some of the staff, never getting anything for free, never getting laid out of it, and never even getting these girls to give us their real names or to invite us out to party with them, because we weren’t drug dealers in our 20s, but instead creepy old guys who smell.

It sucks how superficial the world we live in is and that’s all I have to say about this Coco bitch who everyone knows is just a live-in prostitute except for Ice-T.

Also at the event, some slut named Whitney Thompson and Her Stupid Floppy Tits

Posted in:cleavage|Coco|Tits

2009

18

Feb

Lindsay Lohan and Her See Through Shirt Are Mean to the Paparazzi of the Day

The rumor on the internet is that Lohan is out fucking some dude from Gossip Girl, you know paying him late night visits and all that bullshit and the media’s saying that Ronson is all shook up and for once it’s not from playing her favorite AC/DC song in her latest Bar Mitvah DJ set.

Big surprise, some spoiled brat, broken child star with no friends and serious daddy, who loved the cock, fucked a lot of cock and was known for being the resident Hollywood coked up, erratic slut, took a few months off to pretend she was a lesbian decided to go back to the dick…

But as far as I’m concerned, Lohan was never a lesbian, shit was all a publicity stunt. I have never seen them do much more than holding hands and every girl holds her best friend’s hand, it’s just girl behavior or fighting. They only started admitting they were together and loved each other when they realized it was getting them tons of coverage because the media likes homo drama, and they use Myspace and Facebook to let people know how in love they are. It’s a fucking joke.

They are just cocaine buddies who make each other feel better about not following their rehab stints because they are in it together and it’s too bad because Sam Ronson is a cool fucking person, she just needs to get that crazy Lohan stain on society out of her life, even if it means not seeing her awesome tits ever again.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Paparazzi|See Through

2009

18

Feb

Spencer Pratt’s Sister in a Bikini of the Day

The best thing about The Hills is that they take nobodies and turn them into celebrities that teenage girls and bored 9-5ers become obsessed with, my to broaden the scope of their uselessness, they bring in the siblings. So I am not well versed in Hills Trivia, because I want them all the just disappear and collectively they are about as important as the pile of dog shit I stepped in this morning and a hell of a lot more irritating, I do know that this one is Spencer’s sister and that knowledge makes me want to re-focus this site on what’s important…internal cumshot porn because it is the way nature wanted us to do it….oh and here are these assholes in Hawaii showing us that being waste of space who contributes nothing to society pays well, has amazing benefits and a pretty fucking solid upside.

Posted in:Bikini|Hawaii|Spencer Pratt|Stephanie Pratt

2009

18

Feb

Shenae Grimes is a Ratty Slut of the Day

I hate giving this girl attention. For some reason, I want to see her fail. Maybe it’s because she is Canadian and I hate Canadians, but I think it’s got more to do with the attitude I am convinced comes along with her now that everyone is calling her some kind of it girl, or even a sex symbol, when her and her high school drop out shit should be working cash at her suburban Ontario Canadian Tire to pay for her baby’s hockey classes and her Tim Horton addiction. Come to Canada and you’ll get what I am saying, not that I am really saying anything worth reading in this post. It happens.

Posted in:Ripped Pantyhose|Shenae Grimes

2009

18

Feb

Kate Moss for New York Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if you remember those Lohan comeback pics from New York Magazine last year where she was naked being her idol Marilyn Monroe, but unfortunately lasting another year without following Monroe’s fate, well, I’d show you an reminder but New York Magazine doesn’t like when you post their pictures without paying them, so I deleted that shit long ago. But I just came across these pics from the mag, where Kate Moss gets half naked and sure they won’t get as much buzz as her cokehead counterpart Lohan, cuz this cokehead’s already been naked a million fucking times, but I’m posting them anyway.

Posted in:Half Naked|Kate Moss|New York Magazine|Nipples

2009

18

Feb

Kanye West’s Vagina of the Day

So some Kanye West video just dropped and I figured I’d post it because everywhere that’s talking about it is saying shit like

Its not your computer this is how the video really is Kanye west ft kid cudi Welcome to heartbreak

or

Kanye makes a revolutionary move by making a video that will make people smack their TVs to see if they still work…

or

Mastermind, Kanye West Intentionally produces a video that will make you want to find ….

Shut the fuck up. Kanye’s not an innovator. He’s a biter. Not only is his music on some raping hipsters from Baltimore and Paris and making their unwanted mainstream baby because they are pro-life, but he’s also ripping off that Man in the Moon movie about Andy Kaufman where he wants to fuck his Christmas special up to get people out of their seat and smacking their TVs. I figure that was 30 years ago, so media, stop sucking his big clit and stroke his insecure fake ego, shit’s been done.

I am really only posting this video to go with the pictures of the monster Kanye’s been fucking, Either she’s got cancer or a dick, I don’t fucking know, but I do know that these aren’t doing a good job putting the rumors that he like an nice broad shouldered, bald headed man to rub up next to….if you know what I mean…if you don’t I’ll spell it out for you…he’s a fucking homo.

Posted in:Kanye West|Vagina

2009

18

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Playboy Cover Shoot Video of the Day

Here’s a video of Aubrey O’Day shooting her Playboy cover shoot because I figure since she’s obsessively talking about the shit like a 35 year old who finally lost his virginity to an actual girl talks to his friends on Second Life. Sure, it’s enough already but people find her hot and I like the fact that she’s an insecure girl who aspired to be in Playboy but always felt inadequate so that’s why she’s so proud of this accomplishment that I can’t see being a fucking accomplishment but maybe that’s because I am not a whore of a girl, and need the bunny tattoo on my pelvis to really grasp how big of a deal this is.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photoshoot|Playboy

2009

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish I had something important to say. Something funny. I mean I know I had all kinds of random things that pissed me off today and reminded me of good stories I haven’t shared but I watched American Idol at a friend’s house and now I am numb. Maybe that’s why people like the shit because it makes them feel part of something stupid, that’s something we all need. Unfortunately, I need sleep and will be back tomorrow unless I die in my sleep, which may happen.

In the meantime, if you’re not using twitter get on it. I thought shit was stupid for the longest time, but now I am knee deep in the shit and it’s addictive.

If you are on twitter add me to the shit….Perez Hilton has 18,000 followers, I have 5.
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If you’re not, I won’t let you leave empty handed because here are my stepLINKS….

Because I Know You Cry Yourself to Sleep Alone At Night
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Amy Fisher Will Take Her Clothes Off For You
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Celebrity slaughter House
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Bon Jovi Makes Being On the Jumbotron Way More Gay Than It Already Is
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Fast and the Furious 3 – Amish Country Drift
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Can Adriana Lima Replace Amy Winehouse Permanently Please?
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Waking Up to a Hose is Not Fun
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What’s In YOUR Vagina?
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Rosario Dawson is Hot Throwback
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There’s No Way You Can Do It Alone
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Amadine is a Girl Next Door Type
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Hanna Hilton Will Do Your Body Good
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I Always Thought The Best Part About The History of slavery Was Golf Courses, Casinos and The Jackson 5
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Striptease of the Days
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Isla Fisher Looks Hot When She Fixes Herself Up
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WTF Happened to Kellie Pickler’s Face?
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It’s Like a Map to Treasure, But With Pussy
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I’m Really Loving Drew Barrymore as a Blonde
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Some Fashion Week Fashion Whores
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Banks Versus Credit Unions
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Crissy Moran Does a Sexy striptease
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Hayden Panty-Airs is Back on the Market
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Videos That Centre Around Toilets Can Never Be Good
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Motivation Helps You Get the Job Done
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When a Fat Jumps a Mailbox, You Can Expect Good Times
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Olya is Shining
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Bianca Gascoigne is More Wasted Than I Was Last Night
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I’m All For an Hour Glss Figure, But This is Fucked Up
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And That’s Why You Say No To Drugs
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Go Kart Crash Goes Boom
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Lucia Dvorska is Lovely
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Kate Moss Topless Action
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Big Old MILF and Her Big Old Tits
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Maybe Lohan is Fucking Chace Crawfords
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The Aida Yespica Show
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The Best Fight Scene Ever
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Jessica Biel Assumes the Position
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Miss USA 1991 is Starting Her Porn Career! Yes!
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2 Times the Bush is 2 Times Too Many
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I Wanna Bang Halle Berry So Bad
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Smack That Prolapse
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Some Flaming Shots Gone Wrong Videos
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Would you Fuck This Blue Frog Woman…
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Vivid’s 25 Years of Erotic Photography (aka porn)
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Some German TV Host Grabs Some Random Chick He’s Interviewing’s Tit….
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SI Girls in Vegas, Fake Tits in Montreal. Good Times
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Feb

Nicola McLean See Through Shirt of the Day

Here’s that busty nobody from the UK that’s been doing the rounds in a see through shirt. I have nothing more to say because I am depressed that my life has come to writing about these nobodies who are only famous for having tits, when all girls have tits, the whole thing confuses me, yet I keep coming back for more….

Posted in:Nicola Mclean|See Through|Tits