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2009

21

Jan

DJ AM’s New Girlfriend of the Day

DJ AM, Hayley Wood, Girlfriend
DJ AM’s New Girlfriend of the Day

If you are wondering who Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts and richer than he should be DJ AM is fucking now that he and Mandy Moore have broken up, and I know you are, it’s some American Apparel model named Hayley Wood.

I emailed Dov Charney, the guy behind American Apparel to tell me stories about this whore, because I know from some of the girls who have modeled for him for free over the years, that he normally gets them naked, sometimes makes them use sex toys and often times jerks off with them. I was looking for some exclusive Hayley Wood smut and stories, because I figure if DJ AM gets to see her pussy, so should we. He didn’t answer me.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think she’s worth bringing home to your parents, I don’t even think she’s worth dating or admitting to your friends that you know her, but she’s definitely the kind of hipster girl who is so hungry to get ahead and seen, that you could easily make her take it up the ass for promises of a legitmate career or some recognition. All so that she can get out of the retail world and into the celebrity world she’s tried so hard to get into…so hard that she’s even lowered herself to fuck DJ AM and that is some fucked up shit.

If you’re wondering why I am writing about DJ AM, it is because I have a long running hatred for this cocksucker even though he’s a fucking joke he can’t seem to take one.

Here are some straight from Facebook pics….

If you want to see this slut in American Apparel glory, follow this link and scroll down until you find “Hayley”. Their shit is ghetto and you can’t zoom in to see the real goods, but it’s good enough for you to get the idea of what’s going on…
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If you want to add her to myspace and send her hate mail, I assume this is her profile, I mean unless some kind of loser faked a nobody’s myspace…
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Posted in:DJ AM|Girlfriend|Hayley Wood

2009

21

Jan

Nina Hartley’s Old Ass in a Thong of the Day

Here’s a shitty video and some picture of Nina Hartley’s ass. If you don’t know who Nina Hartley is, then you are an idiot. She is a 50 year old Jewish old school pornstar who has some crazy fucking booty. She is one of the longest running pornstars who seems to like what she’s doing, she hasn’t killed herself with a drug overdose and she hasn’t got the AIDS virus, so she’s the kind of experience slut all you young sluts should look up to as your idol.

She is educated, she is a feminist who thinks sex is something women give to men and she’s on some kind of quest to legitimize what she does and make it have a bigger purpose, even though no matter how many words she says to explain herself, I just can’t make out what she’s saying because her mouth is full of cock.

I don’t want to underestimate her life work, but let’s be real for a minute, you get fucked on camera, you have been getting fucked on camera for close to 3 decades and that makes you a slut, whether you are smart or intellectual about shit or not.

Here are the pics to make up for the shitty video, speaking of video Nina Hartley is still in “Mature Porn” and produces some instructional videos, because if there’s anything this bitch knows, it’s how to take a cock and eat some serious pussy…,

Posted in:Ass|AVN|Nina Hartley|Pornstar|stepTV|Thong|Vintage

2009

21

Jan

Miss USA Kelli McCarty’s Official Clip from her Porn of the Day

So I don’t know if this video is available, but it was sent to me by someone legit and I figured I’d post it. It’s supposed to be a leaked clip of former Miss USA and NBC’s Passions star Kelli McCarty’s porn called Faithless that’s coming out in a couple of weeks from Vivid.

I have a thing for good girls following their vagina’s demands and taking getting fucked to new levels. I figure that this bitch was a run of the mill kind of girl, who was relatively prude or at least pretended to be, because sluts aren’t supposed to be named Miss USA, boring chicks are. I figure her mother pressured into pageants as a kid and always made her stand up straight and say all the right things, leading her to some kind of teenage rebellion that only hit the year she turns 40 because it’s an awkward time in a woman’s life where you want to make sure you are fucked on camera before no one wants to see you fucked on camera and that rebellion is called being desperate for money, because last time I checked Passions killed Timmy and isn’t on the air anymore, and getting fucked on camera is pretty fucking easy money.

Now, I know this isn’t Kelli showing the world her real talent portion of the Miss USA Pageant that happened off camera in the Judge’s dressing room with her mouth and his dick, but it’s her tits and there aint nothing wrong with tits, unless of course they are lopsided, saggy or amputated.

Check out the official site to find more clips/info/pictures/whatever
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BONUS – Here’s her Swimsuit Competition from 1991, Try Not to Jerk off the Dick Clark or her JC Penny Ghetto one-peice bathing suit….

Posted in:Kelli USA|Vivid

2009

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The economic crisis has finally hit close to home, sure I am broker than shit and was happy to hear about the fall of the rich and powerful because I figured finally I’d have common ground with people who aren’t homeless, but it’s finally affected the site. Today I got notice that the one person advertising on the site is pulling their shit off because of “budget cuts”. I am trying to convince them not to go, because I pretty much need them to survive so if they do in fact leave, I will flame the fuck out of them as much as I can before the servers behind the site get turned off because they aren’t getting paid. I won’t give up easy, but I will give up.

If you or anyone you know do advertising sales or advertise online, it would be a good time to hit me up, because shit’s getting pretty fucking desperate. I may have to eat my wife’s flesh to survive, at least it will last about 10 years, she’s packing lots of meat.

The other news on the site is that I sold my soul to the paparazzi because I was tired of being threatened with law suits, knowing I didn’t have the right to host pics, so you’ll see an ad appear on the images, it’s a small price to pay for me to keep the site up, and I don’t think it’ll suck too hard for you, but if it does, let me know and I’ll go back to putting my ass on the line for your enjoyment you fucking asshole.

In the meantime, I will still be here as long as I can and here are my stepLINKS.

Help make me Survive Another Day while making yourself cum all over your belly….With Sluts Who Know Their Place in Life
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The Only Thing Brooke Hogan Has Going For Her is Those Fake Tits
And Even Those Don’t Help That Much
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Dolce and Gabbana Want Us to Think Scarlette Johansson is Marilyn Monroe
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Kate Hudson Sure Knows Her Best Angles
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The Hot Office Live Bikini Cam!!
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Shock Talk Horror Directors Do Comedy?
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Daft Punk Versus Adam Freeland Obama Tribute Video
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Bree Olsen is My Best Favorite Friend Who Gets Naked…And Makes herself Cum….
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Stay at Home Dad Workout
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Looks Like Lohan’s Been Sniffing Some Kind of Drug….Told Ya So…Bitch is So Unstable She Contacts Me When She’s Fucked Up…Apologies in Advance for the Source.
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The Scariest Show on the Internet
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Some People Just Shouldn’t Be Hugged
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Striptease of the Day
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The Devil Wears….
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Sophie Howard Sex Confessions
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Reese Whitherspoon is Really Letting Middle Age Get the Best of Her
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An Autobiography of Britney Spears is Not an Autobiography I Want to Read or Even One She Wrote Because She is Retarded.
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Lily Allen is Another Ridiculous Outfit Which Is Probably a Cry
For Help Cause She Aborted the Only Child She May Ever Have
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Jennifer Lopez Needs Cut Out This Diva Shit Once and For All
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Jaime Pressly Gallery
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Fun With Latex Body Paint
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Make Momma Proud Darling!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Construction Site Amusement Park
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Milli Jay is Wet and Wild
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A River Bank Beauty
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Mr. Motivator is Just Way Too Much
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Who’s Hungry?
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Who Knew Frisbees Would Be Fatal?
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Paris Hilton Hates Her New BFF. I Am SHOCKED
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Penis Painter Makes Art I Can Understand
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Amy Winehouse is Actually Not So Bad When Shes NOt Being a Disgusting Crack Head
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Sweaty Tennis Crotch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Imogen Bailey is in Her Panties
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Yurizan at the Beach
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Throwback
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Porn Industry Hotness
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Hack Your Snack Machine at Work
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Layla Louise Will Pick You Up
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The Cheif Justice Doesn’t Even Know the Constitution
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Brody Jenner Likes Pornstars
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Jealousy Makes People Eat People….
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Paris Hilton May Have ANother Sex Tape…Great.
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Hot Webcam Dance…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Random Porn and Dirtiness that Helped Make Photobucket a Huge Company
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Some Asian AMateur Lookin’ Porn….
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Sluts in Bikinis Getting Very Close To Each Other
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BONUS: Mariah Carey’s Best Tit Shots (PICS)

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Here’s Some Fake KKK Kids Reviewing the Inauguration…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Jan

Fran Drescher Can’t Stop Seducing Me of the Day

Fran Drescher has been seducing me since her days back on the Nanny, sure, I used to jerk off to that shit and I’m not ashamed. The fantasy of being a rich man who hires a street whore to take care of your annoying kids while servicing you whenever you give her the command is what a life of luxury is all about. Just the thought of her her laugh raped my ears and sounded like my muslim friends raping their family’s chicken’s egg hole gets me all worked up by thinking about the grunts and screeches she’d make if I were to ever rape her egg hole, there may be laughs but I’d be aiming for cries, if you know what I mean….which I hope you do, because I have no idea what I mean, this is just a filler post. Deal with it and look at her seducing poses and bra I wish was my mouth slip….

Posted in:Fran Drescher|Seduction

2009

20

Jan

Paul Walker and His Girlfriend Do Hawaii of the Day

I don’t really know much about Paul Walker other than every girl I have ever met has wanted to fuck him, I am talking every girl, even toothless inuit prostitutes have told me how they want me to fuck them fast and furious, but it turns out that he wasn’t nice enough to bring them with him to Hawaii, but instead brought this whore, who all you catty bitches can start hating for being skinnier than you, and rocking the dick every night that you want to rock, but if this guy’s like me, he’s probably already bored of her pussy and lookin’ out for someone good to cheat on her with, maybe one who’s hot ass doesn’t look like it lost a fencing match to stretch marks, and that should bring you hope on this historic day for America.

Posted in:Bikini|Girlfriend|Paul Walker

2009

20

Jan

Coleen Rooney is in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Coleen Rooney, I couldn’t quite place who she was, until I saw the shit stain birthmark on her ass and then I remembered, I have written about her before, I am not sure how I found inspiration by her sloppy body, but I figure it was that sloppy body that I wrote about. You know her husband may not be the cream of the fucking crop, you know, he may be a pasty fuck that if he didn’t play soccer/football no one would give a fuck about and not the looker that fans of his team finger bang themselves to, but he’s a fucking soccer player/ footballer and there’s no excuse for ending up with this sack of shit.

I guess she’s taken in this union as winning lottery ticket and is taking full advantage of never having to work again, Probably a far fucking cry from working as a waitress in a pub or whatever the fuck she did when she actually worked, because she’s always in her fucking bikini. Like when Her name was Coleen McLoughlin and she was in a Bikini and Some More Pictures of Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini and even More Pictures of Coleen Rooney as Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini and still more Coleen Rooney in her Bikini Before She Was Coleen Rooney all before marrying this sucker, only to go on her Honeymoon in a bikini…..

So I just found out they’ve been dating since they were 16, have known each other since they were 12, but that doesn’t mean she’s not an opportunist. I also found out she’s got a work out DVD, which involves her sitting around eating potatoes and drinking pints, cuz you don’t get sloppy from doing sit ups.

Posted in:Bikini|Coleen Rooney

2009

20

Jan

Paris Hilton on the Beach of the Day

Here is something that pretty much amazes me. Fila, an athletic company has hired Paris Hilton to be a spokesperson for the brand. She’s not a model, she doesn’t have model appeal, she’s just a slut who does nothing, especially when it comes to fitness. Is the company’s mission statement to spread STDs, laziness and being a disgusting human being? Is their slogan, “Exploit your family name, release a sex tape and ride the wave that causes”. Are they telling us to fuck working out or taking part in sports unless that sport is sucking dick, huffing coke and hosting celebrity events?

Is Fila telling me to drive drunk, convince little girls that being a vapid stupid piece of shit the disgraces humanity and makes a mockery of Hollywood, fame and celebrity is a reputable goal in life? Are they trying to move away from being an sportswear company and moving into prostitution apparel? I don’t fucking know or care, but I do know that FILA is from South Korea and Korea loves tall blonde American sluts, so maybe it’s just the CEO’s way of getting into Paris Hilton’s pants…which is really the only thing that makes sense.

Posted in:Beach|Bikini Top|Paris Hilton

2009

20

Jan

The Obama Anthem of the Day

So David Foster, Superstar songwriter, wrote a piece of fucking crap song for Obama that was performed by America’s very own Seal and Bono, along with actual Americans like Will.I.Am and some whores. It is the biggest piece of shit I have ever heard and if this shit inspires you or brings a tear to your eye, you are an emotional disaster and need to be taken out back and shot, or at least committed because you are unstable and too fucking sensitive to handle everyday life so you emotionally eat yourself to death and cry every chance you get and it’s embarrassing….I am talking to you Oprah.

Posted in:Anthem|Obama

2009

20

Jan

Bridget Marquardt Does Australia in a Bikini of the Day


Playboy/Hugh Hefner’s Bridget Marquardt has a new show that she’s filming called “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches”. Here she is out in a gold bikini because she’s in Australia’s Gold Coast and I guess she thought it would only make sense to match. In her useless brain, this is her being clever.

The show sounds like a piece of shit played out concept. Sure, I never get bored of bitches in bikinis, but I’ve seen these sexiest beaches shows and DVDs over my lifetime and they are all the same and they are all lame as fuck, especially when they are hosted by stupid Playboy sluts who can’t formulate a fucking sentence and just sit there giggling like fools doing stupid stunts like Bridget is in these pics as she hangs with the local meter maids.

If you really want to cover sexy beaches, get the bitches in the sand suckin’ some dick, rocking some dildos, having an orgy, fucking, staging rape, anything but walking around in a fucking bikini. We are desensitized and every beach in the world is lined with girls in bikinis, you gotta take shit up a fucking notch, bring it to the next level, but I guess that’s asking too much, you know expecting her to be involved in anything of substance or revolutionary is a waste of energy because she’s just another fake bitch ripping off the Bunnies before her, by filling the Playboy mold and criteria and it’s all very fucking boring.

Posted in:Bikini|Bridget Marquardt