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2008

04

Dec

Chelsy Davy’s Personal Bikini Pictures Exclusive of the Day

I don’t expect you to know who Chelsy Davy is because she’s dating Prince Harry and has been for 4 years and you’re not quite classy enough to keep track of the Royal Family, not that I am classy enough to know who Chelsy Davy is, because I don’t keep track of the Royal Family, unless you consider me collecting change on the street corner keeping track of the Queen, because her face is on all Canadian money, and I have jerked off to her at least once when material was scarce and all I had on me was a quarter and my imagination, but that doesn’t matter.

The truth is that I am not classy enough to do much, just last week I got kicked out of a McDonald’s. It was at 3 am, I was drunk and they rudely woke me up while I was peacifully napping on the bathroom floor with my pants pulled down and the stall door left open, so this high society shit is pretty much beyond me, but I do know that this girl’s got some pretty solid tits, sure if I was a Prince, I’d be pullin’ substantially better ass than this, not that it would be that hard, considering I’m not a Prince and have landed better ass than this, she was easy and hated herself so it wasn’t that challenging, but more a right time, right place situation that gave me hope of a better tomorrow. True story.

Here are those personal pics of the Prince’s future wife.

Posted in:Bikini|Chelsy Davy|Tits

2008

04

Dec

Keri Russel Gets Slutty for Details Magazine of the Day

I used to work with a virgin comic book and action figure collecting virginal computer geek who never drank but who would always been in an amazing mood on the days that Felicity was on. He’d run around the warehouse where we worked with a huge smile on his face and bounce in his step all because of this Keri Russel bitch.

I never bothered watching the show to see what the hype he generated was all about, because I knew that him being a socially awkward virgin at 25, meant his interest in girls was a lot different than mine. He wasn’t into hot sluts who suck dick while being foot fucked, he was into wholesome girls he could imagine going horseback riding with and sitting in front of the fire talking about space travel with. He didn’t view her as pussy, but as a person he connected with, even though she was a character on TV. He was convinced she was a good girl, one you’d want to have your kids and I am sure this Details magazine shoot would really break his heart, seeing that she’s a slut like every girl he’s ever lusted for but who never gave him the time of day, provided he hasn’t killed himself yet, so I am posting them for him, because it’s my kind of revenge for having to listen to him preach about drinking being bad and brag about the size of his hard drives all while not realizing no one gives a fuck about him, especially not Felicity.

Posted in:Keri Russel|See Through|Slutty

2008

04

Dec

Youtube Video of the Day

His name is: beebee890.
His Youtube Channel description is: me talking doing little blogs can crashes my just being me .
His interests: i like you tube.
His location: United States.
His psychological evaluation: He’s not crazy, he’s just retarded.

You gotta give youtube some credit, they’ve made a place where the local weirdo no one talks to can get an audience bigger than the one he’s used to at local public places he usually has his fits in. It’s taken focus off the real celebrities and allowed people with no shame to be known and laughed at by the world. I don’t really know if that’s a good thing, because I can only assume it leads to suicide, but it seems to make me and the rest of the world laugh at other people’s expense, without them actually knowing it, guilt-free, so instead of clenching our purses and crossing the street, we can see their episodes on repeat and even send them to our friends.


To See the Rest of His 1600 Videos
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Posted in:Crazy|Youtube

2008

04

Dec

Karolina Kurkova is Fat of the Day

How many people does it take to squeeze fatty Karolina Kurkova into her outfit? The answer is a lot. Sure it’s a fashion show and there is a team of people dressing everyone to make sure everything goes as smooth as Karolina Kurkova’s body used to be before it become a thick, chunky, lumpy sack of shit. Don’t get mad at me Karolina Kurkova fans who are convinced she’s going to marry you and looks better than fucking ever because you’re fucking delusional and being influenced by your creepy love for her.

She’s been given warnings from Victoria’s Secret that she’s the next to go and that she’s too big for their lingerie and the cries and screams and pleas with the camera crew to not show her in this moment of shame, when the outfit she was sized for ripped for her like I am sure it did many times before, because she ate a couple too many chocolate bars. In her defense, when she was a little girl in the Czech Republic, under communist rule, she used to lay in bed dreaming about American chocolate bars while sucking on a rationed potato, so it’s only natural for her to go crazy on the shit when she settles here, kinda like my wife in any buffet restaurant…

Either way, here’s The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Video on Youtube…Unless they Delete the Shit….

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5


Here are a whole lot of pictures from the show, when it actually went down, before the gratuitous slow motion vagina zoom in shots in post production that you can’t really appreciate in these shitty youtube videos…
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Posted in:Fat|Karolina Kurkova

2008

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The economic crisis is hitting close to home. I just had to fire 50% of my staff which is pretty shitty considering the fucker won employee of the month for the last 48 months straight. It’s also too bad because I am the only person who works here, but times are tough and my couch is comfortable so I gotta do what I gotta do. It’s business, not personal…

Here are my links….

There’s a Party Happening in China
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I Wouldn’t Let Him Ride Me Either
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The Hottest Indian Women in History
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Heidi Klum God Damn
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Adriana Lima Is Fine By Me
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A School Girl Will Always Put a Smile On Your Face
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Awesome Collection of Wii Accidents
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Here’s a Guide To Losing Your Virginity, Because You Are a Loser WHo Will Never Get Laid Ever
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Batman Wants You to Lift Safely!!
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Holly Madison is Looking Good Since Leaving Hef
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I Like the Slutt Paris Hilton Better
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Some Super Model Nip Slips
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It’s Official. Lindsay Lohan is No Longer an Actress
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The 5 Most Awkward Kool Aid Ads Ever
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Bear Attack!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Simpson Wanting to Study Anything is the Biggest Oxy Moron Ever
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Sorry, I Don’t Think You Fit
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Here’s Some Sluts, Because Sluts Are Awesome
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The Best Little Jon Mash Up Ever
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Motor Show Sluts
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Ashlynn Brooke Has Some Big Ol’ Tits
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STFU Kanye, For Fucks Sake
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Romanian Army Striptease
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Kim Kardashian Wants to Do Playboy Again Because She Had No Relevance Whatsoever
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Ambulence Hit By a Land Slide
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And I Thought I Had a Weak Gag Reflex
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Worst Tattoo Ever…..
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Drunk at the Office Party
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I Hope We See a Lot More of Candace
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Rita is Golden
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Doutzen Kroes is Lovely
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Apparently Jennifer Hudson’s Family Was Killed Over This Bitch
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Aria Giovanni is All I Want in Life
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Don’t Hate the Playa…
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Some Arizona State Volleyball Player in Her Underwear
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Basketball Shot of the Year
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The Pirelli Nude Calendar in Full…..
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Some Photobucket Whore in See THrough Clothes…
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This dude’s got it all figured out…
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Here’s a funny, but obvious Awkward Situation
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GiGi is a Myspace Whore
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Some Juice Ad Made for A Woman But Gives Men Boners…
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The Wife Carrying Contest…
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Fat Ass Jamie Lynn Spears Got Liposuction When Pregnant at 16
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Some Sluts Posing With Cars at the Essen Motor Show…
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Watch Some Myleene Chick Wet in Her Bikini Video in some Zoo Magazine Countdown….
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Some Wonderbra Ad Because We Like Girls In Their Underwear
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Some Drunk Driver Runs Over Himself…
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Some Emo Chick Ripping Off Nipple Tape…
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A Mom Does A Webcam Stripshow
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Get a Pussy Tickler at Harriet Carter
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Some Tits Or Guns Poll
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Teaser for the Best Show I’ll Never Watch….Because I Like Vagina…..
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Learn How to Beat Box
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So THATS Where the Shampoo Went
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Some
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Bonus Video – Male Lactation…Because if they can do it, we should celebrate it….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

03

Dec

Britney Spears Circus Video Leak of the Day

Britney Spears is everywhere, this is her new video for one of her songs. It was leaked on some Japanese site which was a little surprising, since I thought Japanese people were only into puking on each other and fucking sea food, but then I realized this is Britney Spears we’re talking about and 90 percent of what she does involves puke and sea food.


If You Want To Watch the Video It Is Here For Now….
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Here’s the youtube….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Circus|Video Leak

2008

03

Dec

Whitney Port Stole My Curtains of the Day

Whitney Port is some whore from The Hills and here she is in a dress that reminds me a little too much of the curtains my wife brought home from the Salvation Army because she was annoyed of the garbage bags I had taped to the window for the last few years. The least the photographer could have done to make these pictures a little more post worthy is accidentally drop his keys near her and discreetly bend down to pick them up to see if people from The Hills actually have genitals, or if they are just some kind of robots created by MTV. You know, get a shot of Whitney Port in Curtains Showing Off Her Beef Curtains or some shit….

The truth is whenever I try that kind of shit, I always get busted and never end up getting a glimpse of what I set out to see, because girls tend to scream loud when they see you on all fours with your head angled to see up their fucking skirts. The whole this is really inconsiderate to my needs and make me look like I am some kind of pervert in front of all of my friends in the waiting room at the DMV, doctor’s office, mall, or wherever a short skirt slut leaning over happens to be, when they could just go along with the whole thing and have fun with it by you know, letting me get little something out of it, considering it’s not all that much more revealing than what they wear on the beach, but instead they have these rules and regulations governing who can and can’t look up their skirt. I guess the world’s just not as giving as it should be, even in this Holiday Season and the whole thing makes me think humanity has no hope….

Posted in:Curtains|Whitney Port

2008

03

Dec

Katy Perry Isn’t Just Annoying, But She’s Also Fucking Ugly of the Day

PUT A RING ON IT …KATY PERRY

Katy Perry is a victim of positive reinforcement. Someone forgot to tell her that she fucking sucks and instead was surrounded by people who suck her big fucking dick all day long, making her think what she’s doing is relevant because of the paychecks, radio play, and crowds aplauding for you, without realizing the people who are paying to see her are just fucking idiots who eat up anything the radio feeds them.

So she can’t sing, she can’t dance and to make shit worse, she’s not even good looking or worth a fuck. She’s just a fat chick who isn’t fat right now, and her novelty act needs to fucking die, because if it doesn’t I probably will. I am easily affected by things, especially when I can’t escape them everywhere I fucking go.

Here’s a video of her doing the Beyonce dance, because she’s an annoying cunt, and a photoshoot where she looks hideous, because even with make-up, photoshop and good lighting, she can’t escape her fate…….

Posted in:Beyonce|Katy Perry|Photoshoot

2008

03

Dec

Lily Allen is Babyless and Out of Gas of the Day

January 18th of last year, Lily Allen had a miscarriage. As a 22 year old pop star, miscarriage is code for abortion, they just don’t like using the word Abortion, because it pisses off her pro-life fans. The cause of the baby in training’s death doesn’t matter. The fact that she’s into hard drinking, smoking and drug use just means the dead baby is better off being a dead baby. What does matter is that on December 1 of this year, Lily Allen wasn’t carting around her 2 month old baby, making a stop at the gas station to fill up her minivan, because she never had to get one and that’s a good thing, because bitch can’t even keep gas in her babyless car, leading me to believe that she probably wouldn’t have been able to keep her baby fed and alive for very long if she hadn’t ended the pregnancy, so I guess someone needs to let her know that the mourning process is over and she can stop the emotional eating because America like their popstars a lot less tubby than this bitch.

Posted in:Babyless|Lily Allen

2008

03

Dec

The Danny Devito Debate of the Day

There’s a little debate going on in the Martinez household, that’s not really a house, but more of a crack den, but that’s not the point. I saw this really useless video of Danny Devito and his wife Carla from Cheers and I couldn’t really grasp how he fucks her. That’s when my wife jumped in and said that she doesn’t understand how Rhea Perlman fucks him. So we got into this little argument, where I’m defending that Danny Devito’s worth a round before Carla from Cheers, and on a scale of attractiveness, she’s a fucking troll and he’s just a short fat Italian guy and some sequence of events that lead to him going for her instead of some money grubbing gold digging wallet fucker lookin’ for the good life and finding it through some short fat Italian guy, while Rhea Perlman is just disgusting and no matter how much she made on Cheers, no money is enough to end up with her and it makes no sense to me, so I figured I’d bring the life changing debate to the site for you to discuss amongst yourself, since there’s only one person reading this shit….

Here’s Some Old Rhea Perlman Videos…..to prove my point….

Talking to the media….

Getting Pied….

Singing Autographs in Isreal

Posted in:Danny Devito|Rhea Perlman