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2008

29

Oct

Bai Ling’s Weak Halloween Costume of the Day

Bai Ling is known for showing up to events with various body parts exposed, usually her lengthy fucking nipple, but for some reason, her Halloween costume is a hell of a lot less slutty than anything she wears in a normal day. I mean I hear the dude who works her local convenience store has seen her vagina more than the guy Bai Ling is fucking, but I could have the facts distorted and the convenience store clerk is actually the dude she’s fucking…..I guess it’s an Asian thing, you know owning and working a convenience store is regarded as the top of the food chain for them, I guess because of the freedom they get from sitting behind a cash from 8 in the morning until midnight, or the discount they get on expired food, and that is why they aspire to move to America, the land of opportunity, to own every single one of them in a 4 mile radius from pretty much anywhere you are right now. I guess it beats building the railroad.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Costume|Halloween

2008

29

Oct

Katie Price and Her Fake Tits Dressed Up Like a Slutty Clown to Promote Hair Products of the Day

Katie Price is a marketing genius. When she realized that she was famous for no fucking reason, other than having the biggest stupid fake tits around, she knew that either someone hotter with more plastic surgery would come along and steal her glory, or that if that didn’t happen, people would be bound to lose interest and find other whores with no shame to fixate on, so before her flame that is fame completely went out, she jumped into merchandising. She’s got a line of pretty much everything from lingerie to horse apparel, including some haircare bullshit.

I guess the real issue isn’t that someone with more money than they know what to do with can create a line of pretty much anything they want, but the fact that somewhere out there some slut is rockin’ this hair dryer in the dressing room of the strip club she works at, you know, the only kind of girl who can look at Katie Price as a symbol of inspiration, because the only other reason to buy this garbage is because it’s in the discount bin and you really need a hair dryer, which I doubt happens that often.

Either way, she was in some costume with her new scaled down tits that are still retardedly big and fake and I guess since I am a simple minded person, that’s enough reason to get a post here. Yes, it is that easy.

Posted in:Costume|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2008

29

Oct

Selma Blair Wears Some Shorts on Set of Her TV Show of the Day

Don’t bother emailing me asking why the fuck I am posting this, not that you will, because I don’t really get emails, but it feels better to pretend people care enough to send in messages of encouragement or hate, but we all know that I am too irrelevant than that, so I’ll just stick to sending myself emails from various email addresses I’ve set up, and reading my SPAM because those people will always be there for me, and in fact are offering me 30 million dollars because they are the son of a Prince as well as penis enlargement medication, because they really understand my needs, and we all know that’s more than you’ve ever done for me.

Speaking of SPAM, Selma Blair, Hollywood’s own version of SPAM landed her very own role in a TV show, because I guess the persistant emails and phonecalls to producers was bound to annoy one of them enough to give her work, because that’s the only justification I can think of for her being on set dressed like a colorful streetwhore, but I figured it’s worth drawing attention to because it’s a motivational poster to all of you, that pretty much anyone can make it when they don’t have a gag reflex. Thanks Selma.

Posted in:Selma Blair|Shorts

2008

29

Oct

Katy Perry Dressed Like a Dude for Halloween of the Day

Katy Perry dressed up like Freddie Mercury for her Halloween Birthday Party. It only makes sense that this bitch was born this time of year, I mean considering she’s a fuckin’ devil who manipulated the world through her shitty catchy music, that shit haunts me more than memories of getting raped as a child. She also used to be some kind of Chrisitan, who has Pastors for parents and rebelled by becoming a sinner who promotes experimenting with your sexuality, and I just hope that her and Freddie Mercury have the same fate…..may they both burn in hell for their sins together while singing about doing more than just kissing people of the same sex….

Either way, I think she failed in her costume, she looks more like the weird dude who smells like cum and body odor who works at the sex shop I sometimes go to when I have nothing better to do, who always manages to be really fucking excited to show me the rare obscure fetish magazines that come in, than some homosexual aids infected rockstar, maybe it’s because my sex shop worker can’t get Aids, you know with his masturbation with rubber vagina and sex doll vagina addiction instead of real vagina that leaves him with little disposable income from his 8 dollar an hour salary to hire prosititues….

Speaking of getting raped as a child…or at least I was earlier in the post…listen to this song because I love it….

Posted in:Halloween|Katy Perry

2008

29

Oct

Janice Dickinson Hates the Paparazzi of the Day

I admit, I am slow moving today. I was taking a nap, because I am trying to get as much energy as I can to see as many vaginas as I can over the next 4 days. It only comes once a year and I am sure I don’t have all that many more ahead of me, so I might as well milk it for all I can….

Speaking of monsters, here’s a clip of Janice Dickinson, a modern day Frankenstein, calling the paparazzi cockroaches and rats, because I guess she doesn’t like the attention they are giving her when she’s not lookin’ her best or some shit, unless this is her best, in which case, she’s just being a bitch and if I was her, I’d be a bitch too, I mean after spending all that money on surgery then getting this mess of a face that would be worse than that time I bought a stereo system off some crackhead that didn’t work when I got home, or the time a group of us hired a whore to pass around and she fell asleep on us, or died, we weren’t sure, we just know we didn’t ask her pimp for a refund when he came to drag her out of my apartment. True story.

Ok, now I gotta get to my real posts. I hope you’re ready….cuz it’s going to be a life changing day today….or not…I am just trying to hype myself up to get down and do this…when I really just want to go back to bed.

Here are some pictures of Janice Dickinson flashing her underwear and acting like an idiot for the paparazzi a while ago, because she hates them so fucking much, and doesn’t use them to get publicity when it is convenient for her, I guess she’s just a hypocritical cunt.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Paparazzi

2008

29

Oct

Cloris Leachman Actin’ Crazy on Kimmel of the Day

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, like all the other motherfuckers in the world, because if I want to see dancing, I will go to a fucking stripclub or hit up the clubs, the last thing I need to do is sit in front of a TV and watch a bunch of no name celebrities trying to do some professional dancing….

That said, I don’t know who Cloris Leachman is, I do know she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars, but then she went on Kimmel and acted like a fuckin’ nut.

She crawled around the floor, got in the doggy style position and crawled up on Kimmel, because she obviously has dementia.

I figured I’d post it because I know no one’s watching Kimmel, but figured I’d give the guy some support, you know, an internet pat on the back because I know after fucking Sarah Silverman, your life looks pretty bleak. That’s the kind of thing that crawls up on you in your sleep, leading you to suicide, and that’s all I have to say about that…..

Watch this Dancing with the Stars outcast being fuckin’ insane…..

BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are Out on a Date, I guess he realized being single, that girls won’t fuck him, despite his celebrity, because he’s a fucking joke that is funnier than any Sarah Silverman joke, so he’s forced to go back to what he had…..

Posted in:Cloris Leachman|Jimmy Kimmel

2008

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been working on a new concept. You know how Jeff Foxworthy has his redneck jokes, like you may be a redneck if your sister is sucking your dick as you read this, not that you know how to read, or have teeth, but the people who are, think you may just be a redneck if you’re sister is sucking your dick, even though I just think that’s strategic blowjob because she’s got a vagina and lives under the same roof, so I guess I may be a redneck, but I don’t have a sister, so maybe that’s why it’s easy for me to say that, but none of that’s really the point.

The point is that I decided to do my own kind of joke, it’s called “Your so gay”….and I am thinking about realeasing a book on them. Here’s my first one.

You’re so gay, you robbed a women’s lingerie store, in hopes of going to prison so that you could get raped in the shower by other prisoners, while wearing a pair of panties you stole. Yes, that’s how gay you are.

That was a disaster, here are my links…..

Sluts Who Dont Need a Costumes to Be Sluts
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Sexy Britney Spears Workout Porn
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The Top Ten Most Agonizing Ways to Die
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Jessica Biel Channels Her Inner Gay and By Gay I Mean Testicles….
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Nadine Vasquez is My Kind of Women
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Freddie Mac Talks Recession
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Alexis Lopez is a Latina Who’s Taco I’d Eat No Matter How Meaty It Was….
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Kabbalah Hates Madonna and So Do I
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Another Girls Aloud Upskirt
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Angelina Jolie Can Do No Wrong
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Jessica Alba’s peachy little ass shaking in Sin City Throwback…..
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My My My, What an Ass
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Halloeen Safety Tips with Jack O Lantern
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Don’t Ask Questions You Already Know the Answers to Lauren Conrad
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Gas Station Rage
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tom Cruise Lives Out his Fantasy
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Through the Donut Hole!!
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The Final Countdown
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IHOP Fist Fights
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I Love You Charlize Theron
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Celeste Star Makes Good Use of the Dining Room
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Whores in Training
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I Don’t Wanna Be Harsh or Anything, But I Think Bill Cosby is About to Die or Some Shit
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Poor Little Rich Girl’s Feeling the Economic Crisis
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Sucker Punch!
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Dita Von Tease, I Hate You
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striptease of the Day
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Hmmmm Train Love
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Mash Your Stache
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Iraqi Convoy Stripdown
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lewd Behavior
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Flavios Briattore’s Sex Toy
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Bookstore Kiss Off
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Your Afternoon Pick Me Up
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Lauryn Hill Is Hanging Out with Martha Stewart
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Carnival Hotness
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William Balfour is Going to Jail Forever
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Brittany Nicle – Playboy Whore
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Make a Survival Fire From a Battery and a Staple
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Vicky Blows Topless Photoshoot
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Miss November from Playboy Doing Some Slutty Rockband Video
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Suicide Girl Halloween Party Pictures because I Hate the Suicide Girls
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Montreal Sluts I’ve Never Fucked….
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Vagina Workshop
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BONUS – ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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ANOTHER BONUS
Become a Fan of the Site on Facebook, I Promise To Do Something Life Changing There Eventually…..
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Some McCain Fans Making Some Crazy Statements….If you take my guns, my job or increase my taxes, I will come after you…..

And another one….


Vote for McCain Cuz Obama Stole This Guys Lunch
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

28

Oct

Katy Perry Gets Her Tits Cast for Charity of the Day

So Katy Perry is riding the celebrity wave and decided to do something good with the only thing she’s got going or her and that’s her big fat chick tits. So she got involved with this charity called Keep A Breast, and they pretty much mold titties, get artists to paint them and auction them off on ebay for perverts to tittyfuck, even though it feels like sandpaper and will rip your dick apart, but perverts are determined and don’t fuck around when it comes to getting off in the weirdest ways possible.

I am sure that her tits will sell for a lot of money, because so many people want a piece, except me, because all I see is a talentless fat chick on coke who has far too much fame than she deserves, who has single handedly ruined my teenage girl fantasy by making her catchy fuckin contagious song rape my brain because of all the airtime it got.

The word on the street is that song isn’t the only thing contagious on this girl, so maybe a mold of her tits is better than a her herpes infested real ones. Sure, herpes rarely appear on tits, it’s one of those medical mysteries, and Katy Perry’s career pretty much proves that defying the odds type of miracles really do exist….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2008

28

Oct

Nicolette Sheridan’s Bikini Bottom of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan went out in a bikini and showed off her ass this past weekend and I liked it. I think her body is amazing and hope for all you people who plan on getting married, despite the sad truth that the reason she looks like this is because she’s not married and trying to keep work coming in, but delusions is pretty much what go you into this whole marriage mess to begin with, so what’s another one to the pot that makes up your false sense of happiness…..

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Nicolette Sheridan

2008

28

Oct

The Olsen Twin Haters of the Day

I guess these people don’t like the Olsen Twins because if they did I am sure they’d find better ways to spend their time and retract their publicity stunt to draw attention to the fact that the Olsen’s are down with fur, because it’s such a luxurious fabric for outerwear, underwear and even as blankets at your country hunting lodge. Sure the animals are skinned alive, and it’s a horribly cruel process to make a pelt, but it’s just a small price to pay for style, comfort and warmth.

These hippy motherfuckers need to chill the fuck out and worry about their vitamin B12 deficiency and their unshaved fur in their underwear, and maybe they could get a job, so that they don’t waste all of our time doing silly stunts during a work day, stalking the Olsen’s with messages that won’t change anything in their billionaire lives.

So while Mary Kate is out on drugs and Ashley is running their empire and the rest of us are sitting around in our underwear, struggling, these Peta motherfuckers are out making fools of themselves all in defense of their wrongfully treated animals. I know that these fuckers are just posers and don’t actually care. They just identify with a cause because it gives them a purpose, and they become obsessed with that cause, because it makes them feel like they are sincere, when in reality they’re forwarding these pictures to their family and friends to prove how committed they are because even their family and friends theink they are full of shit.

Don’t get me wrong, I love animals, I hate the idea of them getting hurt, because they are helpless and never really wrong humans, but I don’t really think about how cute they are when I am sitting down for a juicy burger, and no, I’m not referencing my wife’s pussy, even though it secretes brownish oily substances that smells like beef, because I never sit down and eat it. I mean an actual burger made from a slaughtered animal filling my belly proper.

Posted in:Haters|Olsen Twins