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2008

09

Oct

Randy Spelling and His Dog of a Girlfriend in a Bikini of the Day

Every time I have dreams about being a multi-millionaires son, who flies to exclusive events on a private jet and who dines in the best restaurants in the world, stays in the best hotels in the world, visits the most beautiful places in the world. The girls by my side and in my bed never look like the slob that’s with Randy Spelling, Tori Spelling’s brother, in these pictures. It’s safe to say that either motherfucker is one of those fucked up rich kids with major emotional issues and who can’t really live a normal life, because of his fucked up upbringing, leading to hot girls to stay the fuck away from him for fear he’ll have another one of his episodes, or he’s gay, because the only person who can love something that looks like this, is someone who is scared of admitting his sexuality and who can see past her disgustingness to really embrace the beautiful person she in on the inside, while straight dudes just go for the tits and pussy.

Posted in:Fat|Girlfriend|Randy Spelling

2008

09

Oct

The Paparazzi Asking Audrina About What She Thought of the Debate of the Day

Asking Audrina about politics is like asking a gerbil for it’s opinion on the genocide in Rawanda. Both are entertaining for some, but leave you little to work with. The empty whore with no soul who everyone is in love with right now is fucking useless and despite not really having any obligation to answer the canned shitty questions from the paparazzi, could at least use her platform for some insight on something, if she just knew what the definition of insight is, and for girls like Audrina, thank fucking god there’s such thing as breast implants, because without them, she’s be scared and alone in her parents house with an exciting future of marrying someone rich lined up for her. Either way, the video sucks, but I am posting it anyway.

Posted in:Audrina|Debate

2008

09

Oct

Lauren Conrad Bought an Audi R8 of the Day

Everyone hates on Lauren Conrad and the cast of The Hills for making shit loads of money for being useless cunts, but the real person to hate, is yourself. What it comes down to is that you or people you know watch the show and get caught up in their fabricated lives and feed into its success. That is the reason why she gets paid enough money to buy herself 115,000 dollar cars, while the rest of America is going bankrupt and losing their houses, and I feel like she deserves it because she’s the one on the fucking show and if she was getting paid any less, that money would be further lining MTVs pockets and their already making enough off this scam. So here she is in her nice new car she recently had delivered while I’m about to go out on a drive on my mismatched running shoes I got at the Salvation Army.

Posted in:Lauren Conrad|New Car

2008

09

Oct

Chanelle Hayes Works it for the Paparazzi of the Day

Chanelle is some UK slut who I don’t really know what she does and I am too lazy to check, but am posting because I like the way she’s playing it up for the paparazzi, like they are real photographers and this is some kind of fashion shoot. It’s like everytime a girl gets her camera out for myspace profile pictures, and pouts her lips and tilts her head, thinking that that is a proper representation of them, or even like time I tried to convince some girl I was a pornographer and got her all excited about giving her her big break, only to show up to the shoot I had set up with a dollar store point and shoot camera.

It’s also like every time you see girls out on the town taking pictures of each other, because now it all ends up on facebook and you want to make sure you look your best. Whenever I come across a scene like that, I try to jump in an act like a porn director, telling the girls to work it, and throw out challenges like “you’re scared now”…”no, you’re sad, your puppy just died” and 4 out of 5 times girls tell me to fuck off, but the ones who don’t, end up playing it up and despite them never getting naked for me, I feel like I have purpose.

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Poses

2008

09

Oct

Tara Reid Eating From a far of the Day

This video is straight out of a modern love story, where a dude falls in love with a girl he sees in his pharmacy and spends the next year following her every move and admiring her from a far, never being formally introcduced, despite the numerous times the dude tries, whether bumping into her in line at the grocery store, or coincidentally showing up at the same bar as her, hoping that his familiar face with strike something in her and lead to their marriage when all it does is make her realize that some motherfucker is following her every where she goes and taking videos of her eating and she needs the evidence for the police to catch him….so she busts out her camera to snap a shot of him. Only, in this video, Tara Reid isn’t acting which is a good thing, because it’s something she’s not very good at, her skillset lies in being able to do 14 pussy shots in under a minute and that’s a far more interesting skill to have, when you life is an endless college spring break.

Posted in:Eating|Tara Reid

2008

09

Oct

Lil Wayne’s Million Dollar Birthday of the Day

I like Lil Wayne. I’ve been forced to listen to his music and his rhymes are funny. He’s like a comedian and doesn’t take himself too seriously and it makes for a good time. The other reason I like Lil Wayne is because so does every single young hot girl out there and it gives us something to talk about when I see them out in bars and I’m trying to get invited back to their house for a warm shower and meal….

This past weekened, Lil Wayne celebrated his birthday at Mansion in Miami, he turned 26 and his adoptive father/ lover, Birdman, who apparently made him who he is today and they even have matching crosses on their foreheard to show their love for eachother and despite that making me feel really uncomfortable, like the time I saw a street hustlin’ kid get into a Mercedes with some rich Jewish guy to service him, it matches all their other tattoos that leave them lookin’ more like a public bathroom stall in a gay bar, and god knows I know what those look like, than a rich famous rapper.

Either way, Birdman brought him a breifcase with a million dollars as a gift and it’s nice to see that the economic crisis is really taking a toll on their spending and lifestyle. I hear he’ll be eating cereal with water for the next couple months to make up for this gift, but it’ll probably be worth it as Lil Wayne and him pop some E and pretend each other’s asses are vaginas for the rest of the week, because I hear that’s the kind of thing you gotta do to make a million dollars these days….and it’s probably worth it.

Posted in:Lil Wayne|Million Dollars

2008

09

Oct

Caroline D’Amore Stands Up for the Celebrities, Even Though She Isn’t One of the Day

I don’t know if you can read that….but it says

ur just jelly …and all u do is talk about people who do things…get a job . 🙂

Who? Caroline D’Amore is a joke of Hollywood because he dad owns pizza restaurants and she has been invited to Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party twice and spends her time DJing badly around North America with one of the chicks in the Pussycat Dolls, making fools of themselves, but always walking away thinking they are fabulous because they are delusional and play pre-recorded badly mixed mixes while doing the Paris Hilton dance in the DJ Booth.

I don’t know what fired her up to send that to me today, to give me a piece of her mind about what I do with my days, and how I am mocking people who according to her “actually do things”, when those things are getting over-fucking paid to be lazy lying people but this is what I responded because I had nothing better to do….

Jelly cuz I am fat, or jelly, like a Paris Hilton poser would say jealous?

I don’t know why you’d send me such hateful messages over facebook, but I do know that going to bars and dancing around “DJing badly” like an idiot is not a fuckin’ job, even if by some miracle someone happens to pay you out of confusion. What is a job is impersonating Celine Dion, and you look like you are naturally gifted for that.

You should know that daddy’s money isnt considered work either and neither is owning one of your dad’s pizza franchises that he gave you to justify your allowance that you make some poor mexican work and have managed by other people while you sit around doing nothing all day.

You are the mockery of the people I rip into- even Paris Hilton thinks you are a waste of fucking space and last week’s pizza restaurant garbage and desperate for attention because daddy was too busy eating someone else’s pizza pie to spend time with his ugly, Celine Dion looking daughter 🙂

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

That’s a nice way to start off the day, I am sure if I was actually awake it would be post worthy, but I am tired and posting it anyway, because getting hateful messages from retarded fame whores seems like I’m making progress with the site even though the only reason this bitch knows who I am is because I am the only person in the world to have writen about her and when she google’s her name, I’m the only result, at least that’s what I assume….Here are some pics of her in a bikini from long ago….

And another set…

Posted in:Caroline D'Amore

2008

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I may not be doing that good, but I am doing better than the 10 year old fat asian kid I saw trying to keep up with his friends as they ran to McDonald’s, poor fucking couldn’t keep up and had to walk it out, depsite how badly he wanted that burger that got him in this mess in the first place.

Here are my links…and if they aren’t good enough, maybe you should consider booking a trip to Oklahoma….

Because You Can Only Get So Interactive on the Porn Side of Things
GO

One of the World’s Fattest Men Has Passed Away, But I Am Still Alive and Kicking…Obesity Won’t Stop Me…Except from Running Up the Stairs….
GO

Sarah Palin is the Blair Witch
GO

Stephanie Ly Loves Chocolate and I Love Stephanie Ly
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Jennifer Allisons Newest Calendar Shoot
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Like Taking Candy From a Baby
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Who Needs a Real Baby When This One is So Life Like?
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Here’s Hayden Panty Airs in the Most Fuckable Positions Ever
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So THAT’S How Posh Keeps Her Face Looking So Fresh
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Angelina Jolie Can Do No Wrong
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I Long for the Old Days, SO Here is a Lohan Upskirt Throwback
Memories….
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I Wanna Punch Each of the Real House Wives of Orange County in the Face
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Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?
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The Best Moments is Salma Hayeks Tits Ever – A Tribute
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I Mean Who Doesn’t Have Trouble Peeing When They Are Drunk?
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Molotov Cocktail Baseball is Amazing
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If Jamie Lynn is Preggers Again, There is Really Just No Hope
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If It’s Not Dirt Cheap, I Don’t Want It
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Bear Market/Bare Ladies
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And That’s Why You Don’t Hold a Shotgun Target
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Because We Are All Searching for Something
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A Little Celeste Star Should Pick You Up
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Teen Blond Takes Off Her Blue Dress
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The City of Anaheim Hates Miley Cyrus
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I Forgot How Hot Debra Messing Was
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Travis Barker Talks About the Plane Crash
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Some People Have All the Fucking Luck, I swear to God
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Bill Maher Says Vote For BBQ!
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In the Temple is Techno
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Jennifer Lopez is Totally Joining Xenu’s Cult
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Striptease of the Day
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Some People Are Just Retarded
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Z True Hollywood Story
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Find the Best Porn You’ll Watch This Hour
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Dutch News Host Gets a BJ!!!
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wow, This is Fucking Creepy
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Katherine McPhee is Completelt Irrelevant
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Kristina and Paulina Are At the Beach
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Katie Fey is Lovely in Orange
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Lauren Becall is Losing Her Shit
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Round and Round We Go!!
The Biggest Swing Ever!
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the Best of Ari Gold
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Gemma Merna is Tasty
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Make Some Gore Make Up For Halloween
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A Naked Bitch is the Best Kind of Bitch
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CSI: TMZ, They Don’t Let a Nipple Slip Get Past Them Viral
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Hot Models or Sluts Whot Think They are Models Playing Softball….Video….
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Playing With Lohan’s Myspace Blog and the Weirdos Who Comment on It
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Fall TV’s Hottest Stars
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One of the Weirder Lactating Big Breast Fetish Videos I’ve Seen and Lord Knows I’ve Seen Many…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Tits At Burning Man on FLICKR
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63114167@N00/2861128415/sizes/l/in/set-72157607318363729/”target=”_blank”> GO

And Another Burning Man – Not DJ AM – But Possibly A Man…TIT
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63114167@N00/2861126323/sizes/l/in/set-72157607318363729/”target=”_blank”> GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

08

Oct

The Paparazzi Don’t Just Own Pictures Anymore – They Own Stories of the Day

I have been having issues with the paparazzi for a long fucking time. They hit me up for using their pictures all the fucking time, and despite hating them for annoying me, I get what they are doing, because it is their business and they are the ones who own the images by law. Morally, I still don’t think it’s right and if I find something on the internet for my personal blog, I should be allowed to post it and comment on it. I feel like with these copyright regulations my hands are tied behind my back, like I can’t talk about things I want to talk about, because they want 500 dollars an image and to me, that is wrong, it is extortion, especially coming from scum like them.

To me, the internet is a place to exchange information and ideas and shouldn’t be regulated, but I am old school like that, and those days are a thing of the past as bigger companies move in on the shit, but regardless of our moral disagreement, I still get their side of the story and I still take down the pictures when I get notices, because the pictures are something tangible that belongs to them.

I won’t ever pay those assholes the insane prices that don’t really make any sense for a site that makes no money to pay, unless this site starts making some money, but when this email was forwarded to me I had no choice but to post it.

We have sold a story to TMZ.com about Gerard Butler attacking our photographer. If you want to run anything on this story please contact me…crediting TMZ should not be done. If anyone runs a story on it we will negotiate a fee.

thanks,

Sales Manager
INF (Insight News & Features)
321 West 44th Street, Suite 702
New York, NY 10036
Ph: 212.582.0066
Fx: 212.582.0498

The fucking paparazzi are selling stories now. They want fucking money for a fucking story they think they broke about someone no one gives a fuck about. They don’t want us crediting TMZ, they want to get paid. So now, the paparazzi are trying to control and profit off fucking stories and if we get caught mentioning their story, or linking to their story, we get fuckin’ billed for it.

I find that fucking INSANE, it makes no fucking sense to me. That means that if I read something on another site, I can’t write about it because I don’t own the rights to talk about it. Fuck them.

For the record, I’ve broken my fair share of stories to the internet over the last bunch of years, and still haven’t seen a fucking dime from it, I don’t see how these people can legally get away with what they are doing. It just makes no sense.

On a side note, I know a girl who banged Gerard Butler when he was filming 300 in Montreal and he had turned down drinking and coke for the role so he wasn’t all that fun to hang out with. If you use this story, feel free to send a check my way. I may throw in the nude shots of him that I’ve been sitting on for 2 -3 years, because I don’t run that kind of site, but we’ll have to negotiate.

Posted in:Paparazzi Scum

2008

08

Oct

Katy Perry Performs on Leno and Her Fans are Creepy of the Day

I have been confused as to who likes Katy Perry, because I know that I don’t but there’s got to be people who do, otherwise she wouldn’t be around all the fucking time, leading to me hating her in the first place. I thought maybe it was teenage girls, who liked the bubble gum factor and could relate since they are going through that whole kissing each other phase you masturbate to, then I thought maybe it was office types, who never got wild and kissed a girl, and live vicariously through Katy Perry’s experience while bored at the office, then I was thinking it was mainstream people, who just like what they are told to like, the same people who watch American Idol and buy the Clay Aiken CDs, thinking that there’s something wrong with them if they don’t like the song, and I always forgot that there’s probably a lot of creepy motherfuckers listening to this song, while watching teenage girls on YouTube dancing around in their underwear, you know, the same kind of dude who finds out that Katy Perry is on Leno and sets up his camera to document the performance to archive for later use on YouTube and really enjoying the whole snuff film feel of the whole thing, because it is similar to what he would shoot to document their wedding video, if he ever had the chance to kidnap the bitch and bring her to his cabin in the woods and marry her against her will in hopes of spending the rest of their lives together, before realizing he’s going to go to jail, and if he can’t have her, no one will, so he kills her off to get rid of the evidence, making him a hero in my books, just a really creepy, psycho hero who deserves life in prison for liking her enough to do all this to her in the first place. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Leno