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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2008

Oct

Janice Dickinson Hates the Paparazzi of the Day

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I admit, I am slow moving today. I was taking a nap, because I am trying to get as much energy as I can to see as many vaginas as I can over the next 4 days. It only comes once a year and I am sure I don’t have all that many more ahead of me, so I might as well milk it for all I can….

Speaking of monsters, here’s a clip of Janice Dickinson, a modern day Frankenstein, calling the paparazzi cockroaches and rats, because I guess she doesn’t like the attention they are giving her when she’s not lookin’ her best or some shit, unless this is her best, in which case, she’s just being a bitch and if I was her, I’d be a bitch too, I mean after spending all that money on surgery then getting this mess of a face that would be worse than that time I bought a stereo system off some crackhead that didn’t work when I got home, or the time a group of us hired a whore to pass around and she fell asleep on us, or died, we weren’t sure, we just know we didn’t ask her pimp for a refund when he came to drag her out of my apartment. True story.

Ok, now I gotta get to my real posts. I hope you’re ready….cuz it’s going to be a life changing day today….or not…I am just trying to hype myself up to get down and do this…when I really just want to go back to bed.

Here are some pictures of Janice Dickinson flashing her underwear and acting like an idiot for the paparazzi a while ago, because she hates them so fucking much, and doesn’t use them to get publicity when it is convenient for her, I guess she’s just a hypocritical cunt.

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2008

Oct

Cloris Leachman Actin’ Crazy on Kimmel of the Day

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I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, like all the other motherfuckers in the world, because if I want to see dancing, I will go to a fucking stripclub or hit up the clubs, the last thing I need to do is sit in front of a TV and watch a bunch of no name celebrities trying to do some professional dancing….

That said, I don’t know who Cloris Leachman is, I do know she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars, but then she went on Kimmel and acted like a fuckin’ nut.

She crawled around the floor, got in the doggy style position and crawled up on Kimmel, because she obviously has dementia.

I figured I’d post it because I know no one’s watching Kimmel, but figured I’d give the guy some support, you know, an internet pat on the back because I know after fucking Sarah Silverman, your life looks pretty bleak. That’s the kind of thing that crawls up on you in your sleep, leading you to suicide, and that’s all I have to say about that…..

Watch this Dancing with the Stars outcast being fuckin’ insane…..

BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are Out on a Date, I guess he realized being single, that girls won’t fuck him, despite his celebrity, because he’s a fucking joke that is funnier than any Sarah Silverman joke, so he’s forced to go back to what he had…..

Posted in:Cloris Leachman|Jimmy Kimmel

2008

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been working on a new concept. You know how Jeff Foxworthy has his redneck jokes, like you may be a redneck if your sister is sucking your dick as you read this, not that you know how to read, or have teeth, but the people who are, think you may just be a redneck if you’re sister is sucking your dick, even though I just think that’s strategic blowjob because she’s got a vagina and lives under the same roof, so I guess I may be a redneck, but I don’t have a sister, so maybe that’s why it’s easy for me to say that, but none of that’s really the point.

The point is that I decided to do my own kind of joke, it’s called “Your so gay”….and I am thinking about realeasing a book on them. Here’s my first one.

You’re so gay, you robbed a women’s lingerie store, in hopes of going to prison so that you could get raped in the shower by other prisoners, while wearing a pair of panties you stole. Yes, that’s how gay you are.

That was a disaster, here are my links…..

Sluts Who Dont Need a Costumes to Be Sluts
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Sexy Britney Spears Workout Porn
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The Top Ten Most Agonizing Ways to Die
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Jessica Biel Channels Her Inner Gay and By Gay I Mean Testicles….
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Nadine Vasquez is My Kind of Women
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Freddie Mac Talks Recession
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Alexis Lopez is a Latina Who’s Taco I’d Eat No Matter How Meaty It Was….
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Kabbalah Hates Madonna and So Do I
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Another Girls Aloud Upskirt
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Angelina Jolie Can Do No Wrong
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Jessica Alba’s peachy little ass shaking in Sin City Throwback…..
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My My My, What an Ass
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Halloeen Safety Tips with Jack O Lantern
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Don’t Ask Questions You Already Know the Answers to Lauren Conrad
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Gas Station Rage
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tom Cruise Lives Out his Fantasy
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Through the Donut Hole!!
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The Final Countdown
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IHOP Fist Fights
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I Love You Charlize Theron
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Celeste Star Makes Good Use of the Dining Room
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Whores in Training
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I Don’t Wanna Be Harsh or Anything, But I Think Bill Cosby is About to Die or Some Shit
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Poor Little Rich Girl’s Feeling the Economic Crisis
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Sucker Punch!
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Dita Von Tease, I Hate You
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striptease of the Day
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Hmmmm Train Love
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Mash Your Stache
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Iraqi Convoy Stripdown
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lewd Behavior
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Flavios Briattore’s Sex Toy
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Bookstore Kiss Off
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Your Afternoon Pick Me Up
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Lauryn Hill Is Hanging Out with Martha Stewart
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Carnival Hotness
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William Balfour is Going to Jail Forever
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Brittany Nicle – Playboy Whore
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Make a Survival Fire From a Battery and a Staple
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Vicky Blows Topless Photoshoot
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Miss November from Playboy Doing Some Slutty Rockband Video
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Suicide Girl Halloween Party Pictures because I Hate the Suicide Girls
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Montreal Sluts I’ve Never Fucked….
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Vagina Workshop
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BONUS – ENTER THE EAGLES OF DEATH METAL FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS, BACKSTAGE PASSES AND TIME WITH THE BAND….
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ANOTHER BONUS
Become a Fan of the Site on Facebook, I Promise To Do Something Life Changing There Eventually…..
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Some McCain Fans Making Some Crazy Statements….If you take my guns, my job or increase my taxes, I will come after you…..

And another one….

Vote for McCain Cuz Obama Stole This Guys Lunch
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2008

Oct

Katy Perry Gets Her Tits Cast for Charity of the Day

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So Katy Perry is riding the celebrity wave and decided to do something good with the only thing she’s got going or her and that’s her big fat chick tits. So she got involved with this charity called Keep A Breast, and they pretty much mold titties, get artists to paint them and auction them off on ebay for perverts to tittyfuck, even though it feels like sandpaper and will rip your dick apart, but perverts are determined and don’t fuck around when it comes to getting off in the weirdest ways possible.

I am sure that her tits will sell for a lot of money, because so many people want a piece, except me, because all I see is a talentless fat chick on coke who has far too much fame than she deserves, who has single handedly ruined my teenage girl fantasy by making her catchy fuckin contagious song rape my brain because of all the airtime it got.

The word on the street is that song isn’t the only thing contagious on this girl, so maybe a mold of her tits is better than a her herpes infested real ones. Sure, herpes rarely appear on tits, it’s one of those medical mysteries, and Katy Perry’s career pretty much proves that defying the odds type of miracles really do exist….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2008

Oct

Nicolette Sheridan’s Bikini Bottom of the Day

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Nicolette Sheridan went out in a bikini and showed off her ass this past weekend and I liked it. I think her body is amazing and hope for all you people who plan on getting married, despite the sad truth that the reason she looks like this is because she’s not married and trying to keep work coming in, but delusions is pretty much what go you into this whole marriage mess to begin with, so what’s another one to the pot that makes up your false sense of happiness…..

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Nicolette Sheridan

2008

Oct

The Olsen Twin Haters of the Day

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I guess these people don’t like the Olsen Twins because if they did I am sure they’d find better ways to spend their time and retract their publicity stunt to draw attention to the fact that the Olsen’s are down with fur, because it’s such a luxurious fabric for outerwear, underwear and even as blankets at your country hunting lodge. Sure the animals are skinned alive, and it’s a horribly cruel process to make a pelt, but it’s just a small price to pay for style, comfort and warmth.

These hippy motherfuckers need to chill the fuck out and worry about their vitamin B12 deficiency and their unshaved fur in their underwear, and maybe they could get a job, so that they don’t waste all of our time doing silly stunts during a work day, stalking the Olsen’s with messages that won’t change anything in their billionaire lives.

So while Mary Kate is out on drugs and Ashley is running their empire and the rest of us are sitting around in our underwear, struggling, these Peta motherfuckers are out making fools of themselves all in defense of their wrongfully treated animals. I know that these fuckers are just posers and don’t actually care. They just identify with a cause because it gives them a purpose, and they become obsessed with that cause, because it makes them feel like they are sincere, when in reality they’re forwarding these pictures to their family and friends to prove how committed they are because even their family and friends theink they are full of shit.

Don’t get me wrong, I love animals, I hate the idea of them getting hurt, because they are helpless and never really wrong humans, but I don’t really think about how cute they are when I am sitting down for a juicy burger, and no, I’m not referencing my wife’s pussy, even though it secretes brownish oily substances that smells like beef, because I never sit down and eat it. I mean an actual burger made from a slaughtered animal filling my belly proper.

Posted in:Haters|Olsen Twins

2008

Oct

Some Music Video Premiere’s of the Day

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I used to jerk off to music videos in a time before the Internet existed, or at least before I knew the Internet existed. I’d try to get off to Madonna’s Erotic video, or the Spice Girls I Tell Ya What I Want video, because Scary Spice had hard nipples. It would be a pretty time consuming process and would take some real commitment, but sometimes it just had to be done.

Three girls I jerked off to at some point in their careers, before I hated famous girls, have new videos that just dropped and I figured I’d post them in honor of the glory days, when I didn’t need hardcore porn to cum, a more wholesome time, before the media desensitized me.

None of these videos are quite where I would have needed them to be back then, so they’re probably no where near what you need today, but it’s a slow movin’ day, winter is coming and I am feeling a little nostalgic about a simpler time….

Here are the videos……and all the songs fucking suck….these girls are all washed up….but still manage to smell like shit…that was clever of me…admit it…

Christina Aguilera’s Keeps Getting Better Video Premiere

Mariah Carey’s I Stay In Love Video Premiere

Hilary Duff Reach Out – Depeche Mode Rip Off – Video Premiere

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2008

Oct

Traci Bingham’s Tits for Her Reality Show of the Day

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Traci Bingham is on a reality show, that instead of no name celebrities competing in dance, they are competing to get their own reality show. So basically, it is a reality show about landing a reality show, and the concept is decent I guess, I mean it’s a little complex for my small brain to handle, and it screams that networks are running out of ideas, because it’s like watching a bad making of video, with challenges and obstacles thrown into the mix, only to see who gets their own show and then being forced to watch that shit, it’s like a 2 tier reality tv concept with all kinds of spin-off potential, when in reality, I’d rather none of these people get a show, they are played out and seeing them living their scripted lives is insulting and boring.

The other thing I know is that these staged paparazzi pictures are fucking annoying me. I started posting celebrities acting like idiots or embarrassing themselves because it made me happy to rip them apart in their own natural habitat, since they invade my natural habitat everywhere I fucking go. I figured people liked laughing at them, because they felt the same way about them as I did, but the caught on to that, and saw it as a way to get more press, so the got out there in more bikinis, more see through shirt, released more sex tapes, had more fake relationships, pretended they were gay, pretended they were drunk, got arrested, and all these other things, that would otherwise have never happened, and it is so fucking obvious that it takes away the fun in laughing at them.

It’s like we get it, your life is a joke, your persona is your money making tool, you want us all to know your name and talk abotu you because boys in your high school didn’t want to fuck you and you dad was molesting your sister and not you, leaving you feeling inadequate, but paying the paparazzi to take pictures of you, is breakin’ the rules of being famous. Working with the people who sift through your garbage, is wrong and taking away our entertainment that we got out of seeing you in compromising positions unwillingly, and forcing us to see fabricated situations, like your life is one big horribly written script, is mean.

But the one thing that keeps me going is my belief that us as a whole we have the power to ruin these people and take away the glory they don’t deserve. I mean not that anything about Traci Bingham is glorious, except for maybe the fake tits, and we can’t hate her for milking the opportunity because it’s there, but, you you can fight the lying and manipulating people who make Hollywood by making them go bankrupt by not going to their movies or watching their TV shows and that is something I am willing to executive produce.

Posted in:cleavage|Tits|Traci Bingham

2008

Oct

Paris for President…of the Day

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Do you realize that the joke that is Paris Hilton has filmed a stupid video and recorded an offensively stupid song, mocking the US Government, pushing a fake presidential campaign, and it is a piece of shit and all your fucking fault.

If 10 years ago, you showed resistance to the people who were pushing her into our lives, and didn’t watch her sex tape, her TV show, jerk off to her retarded face in magazines, or care about who she was fucking, how she was wasting her money living the glamourous star fucking life she lived, she’d be quiet rich kid that would be too busy crying about how daddy wasn’t there for her, while self medicating, and ideally committing suicide rather than polluting our world.

I think she’s one of the biggest jokes the freedom, capitalist American world has allowed to be created, because sometimes, being rich shouldn’t be able to buy you the kind of exposure her dad bought for her because they were tired of her annoying shit, and figured it would get her out of their hair.

I think the biggest downfall of our generation is that she headed the “anyone can be famous” movement, even if they have no talent or an uneducated but still smart enough to know how to brand and market hherself as a fluffy piece of materialistic bullshit to morons can understand and little girls can mimic.

This video makes me angry but I have to hand it to her, she really doesn’t let a herpes outbreak get her down, or out of a bathing suit, I guess those herpes commercials aren’t just lies…..and you can actually go dancing, horseback riding or do all other things people who don’t have herpes can do….unfortunately, for Parish Hilton, Herpes isn’t a terminal disease, but I’m still hoping cancer or Aids or a plane crash, or car accident, puts her out of her misery, and by her misery, I mean my misery in having to watch this shit.

Posted in:Paris|President

2008

Oct

Some Retarded Beating of the Day

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This is a crazy video of a dude Down with Syndrome getting Knocked the Fuck Out by some baby daddy who sees the retarded guy kick his son. I guess if you see your son get kicked, it’s almost instinct to protect the little fucker, even if you didn’t want it, but had a girl you were fucking on the side during late night booty calls, after drinkin’ in the club and hustling white girls, who thought it would make you settle down with her and take some responsibility and show more commitment, but instead just made you an angry fucker who beats up retarded people because you have to work two jobs to make ends meet, because you are a decent guy and couldn’t change your name, number and relocate fast enough, because you didn’t want to be a deadbeat like your father, leading to you making a serious habit of wearing condoms every time you have sex with a girl you meet in a club, or one you are fucking on the side, so that they don’t do the same shit to you, because according to the line at Wal Mart, young girls seem to like making babies these days….

Either way, I just want to clear up that despite popular belief, the Down’s Syndrome guy is not Sarah Palin’s son, so the dude who punched him, hasn’t been executed for this yet.

Posted in:Downsyndrome|Knock Out