I don’t understand how the paparazzi can justify trying to charge me 100 dollars a picture of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan out on vacation, sucking popsicles in their bikinis, when the paparazzi don’t pay Samantha Ronson or Lindsay Lohan to take the pictures of them. Sure they hire some local Mexican with a camera to stalk them, but that can’t cost much more than 4 dollars a day. I heard that mexicans make less that 10 US Dollars a week if they work at the hotels there, so I know the scum that is the paparazzi isn’t paying these fuckers much more than that for getting the picture, so why the fuck should I contribute to their industry that is making them rich off pretty much doing nothing but takin’ shitty fucking pictures. That’s why I am posting them without paying for them.

That said, I know a lot of guys out there still want to fuck Lohan, despite the rumors of countless dicks beating you to the chase. I know that this whole lesbian phase, that still isnt confirmed fully, gets you all worked up because their plan is working. It’s like now you feel like you really can’t get with the bitch and it makes jerking off to her that much more vengeful because you don’t realize that as a middle management/blue collar/ whatever the fuck you do, nobody, you really had no chance getting up in that prior to her denouncing of dick.

I am happy about this whole lesbian kick, because even last night, I was out having a couple beers and these two young, college, really mainstream girls who you know probably haven’t fucked that many dudes, and if they had, it wasn’t very good for anyone involved, were drinking at a table next to me. They were the kind of girls who had no style, you could tell never really partied, except for maybe 5 year ago at a few sweet sixteen parties, and remember the glory days of their graduating year of highschool where they gave a fuckin’ handjob once as the best sexual experience of all time. You get what I am saying, they were boring and within 10 minutes of me being there, some guys must have said the right thing,, and next thing you know the little slut they had bottled up on the inside had her tongue down her lab partners throat. I thank Lohan for making that possible by getting the idea of doing what college girls have been doing for years, into the heads of the square mainstreamers. I blame Katy Perry for ruining that potentially amazing moment for me.

Either way, here’s Lohan in a bikini with her hot skinny girlfriend she may or may not be having sex with. Enjoy.

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