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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2008

26

Sep

Diesel Does a SFW Porn Campaign of the Day

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Diesel toook that whole SFW porn movement to the next level by incorporating it into some kind of commercial or something and I figured it was worth watching because to date, all the SFW porn movement shit I’ve seen have been to pictures not to video. I know that this is something that started on the net and worked it’s way up to the corporations, and I guess it’s good to know that you can have your concept ripped offf too, all you need to do is put it on the computer and get it linked on a bunch of sites and passed around via email. I am sure that the first dude to make porn SFW in MS Paint, didn’t see a penny off this, but I’m sure Deisel will making the internet the best place in the world to get ripped the fuck off.

The worst thing about this, is that I post nipples on my site and Diesel is too conservative to run an ad here, but they can run this kind of suggestive shit, that is funny, but still fuckin’ pornographic in all the major magazines. Another reason why the world is bullshit and why I am contemplating moving back to Mexico to live off the land and cheap tequila, seriously, the media industry is seriously disgusting me. Seeing assholes and losers getting rich everyday is raping my fucking soul. Nothing is real anymore, not even celebrity pictures of them in bikinis. The paparazzi have gone and ruined that shit by profit sharing the money they make off the images of the celebrities with the fucking celebrities.

We are all suckers who work for these monsters.

Via – YesButNoButYes

Posted in:Campaign|Diesel

2008

26

Sep

Brooke Burns Words of Wisdom to Keep Us Going Of The Day

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I was fucking around on Facebook last night and came across DJ AM’s facebook page, because up until today we are still Facebook friends, something I assume will change when he realizes I am an asshole.

On his wall was a life changing message from Brooke Burns. It read:

Just wanna say…you still have alot to do this lifetime. Never forget….

I could be wrong, but I think she’s referring to her vagina. Thanks Brooke Burns, did you get those words of wisdom from googling “what to tell someone who nearly died”, you stupid cunt. Did you feel obligated to leave your mark on his facebook because your last name is what he’s going to be dealing with the rest of his life. Did reports about Burns on his face give you something to masturbate to? Sometimes it is better to keep your opinions to yourself, or maybe use the private message option instead on embarrassing your dumb cunt self.

Here she is in some old Bikini Photoshoot doing what she’s good at and that’s not opening her stupid mouth or typing stupid shit on the internet, but not stupid enough shit to keep you profile public or to add me as a friend so that I can stalk her shit. I am offended.

Posted in:Brooke Burns|Words of Wisdom

2008

26

Sep

Perez Hilton Has a Song that Makes Me Want to Kill Myself of the Day

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You know how some peole say they really love what they do and they are excited to get up to do it. I am not one of those people. I really only get excited about sleeping. I don’t even care about drinking, I just do that before sleeping and when I wake up in the morning, I just want to do more sleeping. I don’t want to get up, walk over to the computer like some kind of migrant fucking worker in the fields, to post shit that just pisses me off more than not being in my bed, but I do it anyway and that is some serious fucking commitment to the cause that you should appreciate….but not as much committment as someone like Perez Hilton who takes his site really fucking seriously, even though shit’s a fucking joke. He makes 50,000 dollars a day and now he’s releasing the worst song of all time.

This song makes me want to kill myself. It is worse that Katy Perry and is on some love shack vibe that means it is bad. It is called the clap and is about STDs, but is one of those things that makes me want to go out an get an STD that will lead to blindness like Syphilis. If this ends up on the radio, I will start to protest. It will prove that people have given up and actually accept this fat fuck as some kind of innovater or artist or that his “comdey” has any kind of merit.

We have the power to make this dude disappear, but for some fucking reason, no one has made any fucking effort in doing that. He doesn’t break exclusives, he doesn’t write anything interesting, he is off sucking his own dick when his band of mexicans are updating his site, just let this loser from highschool, live off the fortune he tricked the world into making him, as he disappears into the sunset at an all you can eat buffet.

Seeing this hearing this really pisses me off. It is totally unacceptable on all levels and I blame you…..This is probably one of the worst things to wake up to and I have had my fair share of bad things to wake up….very bad things..trust me….things you don’t want to tell your friends about because they are so bad….

If Video Doesn’t Work – Click the Link
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Posted in:Music|Perez Hilton

2008

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to a bar last night and witnessed some dudes running game on a girl. They were talking about how they are from LA and how they work in the movie business and all this shit and the girl was eating it up. They invited her to visit them in LA and they told her they’d put her in touch with casting directors they work closely with and she was eating it up. I was just laughing to myself because I’ve seen those dudes around a bunch of times and they aren’t from anywhere, I don’t even think they have jobs, but for some reason, they always get laid. Let that be a lesson to you, think of what you want to be in life and tell girls that is what you are and that you are from out of town and can hook them up along the way, they may not all fall for it, but some will, like the poor girl from last night…..I am not saying girls are stupid, girls are doing a good job proving that themselves…..

Speaking of stupid, here are my links

Any Dignity Ed McMahon Had Left Has Completely Washed Away
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Nothing Like an Accident at Church to Brighten Your Day
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The Girls Aloud Sluts Have a Calendar
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Here’s More Pics of the Newest Slut Who Is Fucking Mini Me
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TeePee Problems
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The Best Safe for Work Porn Ever
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Sharon Stone is an Unfit Mother
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Katy Perry Looking For Attention is Her See Through Nighty
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Some of the Hills Sluts Doing Things I Don’t Care About
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Corporate Bail Out FAIL
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Tourist Knockout
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When Your Mom Takes Away Your Blow Up Doll
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I Hope The Wig Means Britney is Trying on Crazy Again
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Antique Roadshow Destroyer
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Soda Makes You Fat
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Milk and Cereal
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Uhhh Hey Dude, Your Studio is on Fire
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Ghetto Bitch Beat Down
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Lie to David Letterman
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Some Paris Hilton Pics Where She Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting For Once
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Andi Pink is Smokin’ Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Susana Spears Takes It Off
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Sexy is Silver and Sequins
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Charlize Theron Hates The Hills As Much As I Do
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Rachel Bilson is Boring But Kind of Cute
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Taylor Momsen, WTF Are You Wearing
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Angelina Jolie Wants to Buy Another Baby
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Girl Gets Thrown Out of Car
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Get Sex the Easy Way, It Won’t Hurt I Promise
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It Won’t Go Any Deeper
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Rachel RoXXX
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Karolina Kurkova Does Some Magazine
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Skinny Dipping Fun
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Some Brooke Burke Action
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Here’s The Sluts From Dantity Cain
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How About Some Pirate Role Playing
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Swat Team Versus Fat Kid
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Let’s Make Fun of the Highland Games
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CoCo Covered Up Her Camel Toe For Once
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Bonertown Hottie of the Day
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My Facebook. Add Me….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

25

Sep

Traci Bingham’s in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Traci Binham is wearing a see through shirt and showing off her big fake tits even though she kept it classy with a bra on, despite not needing a bra, which is a bullshit reasons a girl once gave me for why she got fake tits, because she thought they woulld pay for themselves after 20 years of not buying bras, as bras are getting more and more expensive these days, when in reality she did it because she was insecure about her small tits and wanted more male attention, but who really cares. Breast implants worked for Bingham, they got her in Playboy and on Baywatch and I guess she’s not ready to give up on them, so here’s Traci Bingham in her see through shirt with some Rod Stewart lookin’ motherfucker, because I’ve had enough of the internet for the day.

Posted in:See Through|Traci Bingham

2008

25

Sep

Petra Nemcova Dresses Like a Dude of the Day

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This summer, I got conned into going to a waterpark with my neighbor and his kids because he was willing to pay and I was willing to check out girls in bikinis. I am not one for getting into a bathing suit or going on rides because I find them too labor intensive. You have to walk up stairs with your tube, and walking is something I don’t consider a necessity in having a good time, so I just sat by the wave pool and would try to convince hot mom’s to reenact the Tsunami with me. I’d be like, you play Petra Nemcova and I’ll play her photographer boyfriend and when a wave comes, I want you to run out of the pool and pose like you’re a model, then fake cry, start a charity and attend these glamorous events for the next 2 years and I’ll just stay behind and die. Needless to say, it wasn’t a big hit.

Posted in:Dude|Petra Nemcova

2008

25

Sep

Delta Goodrem’s Got No Upper Lip of the Day

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People think my standards and expectations are too high because I rip into the physical appearance of celebrities and people I’ve never heard of but who think they are celebrities and who attend red carpet events and are guest on the Letterman show. But the truth is that I don’t know these people, so how they look is pretty much all I have to judge them with. The other truth is that I have no standards, but I can spot someone’s flaws in about a second after lookin at them. So despite wanting to fuck this Delta Goodrem bitch, who is some Australian singer I’ve never heard of, I can say that she’s got no upper lip and having no upper lip is always unattractive, because thoughts of her boney mouth bumpin teeth on my dick because it’s got no padding disgust me. It lso makes me imagine that her pussy lips being equally thin, weak and non existant and despite a weak girl being a hot girl, because they are easier to throw around, a weak pussy is just not something I’d choose in a police line-up of pussies as the one I want to get down with.

Posted in:Delta Goodrem|No Lip

2008

25

Sep

Check Out the Dude in These Bijou Phillips Pictures of the Day

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I like to hate on Bijou Phillips, I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s because she never added me to Facebook, but it’s probably because she’s one of those LA rich kids who moved to New York to be a hipster, living the cocaine party slut fashionista life, and she looks like she takes her life too seriously. I remember hearing a story about her, where she went home with some film maker or DJ who was dating some model, and bitch let him fuck her up the ass. I am not lying. She’s accessible like that and why wouldnt she be, she’s clearly on some kind of quest to find herself and like all girls on a quest to find themselves, they slut out.

I know that she’s dating Hyde from That 70’s Show, who also won’t add me to Facebook. I am sure it’s got nothing to do with me saying they have Aids and more to do with no knowing who the fuck I am, but that’s the kind of internet snob behavior that proves a person takes themselves way too seriously, that pisses me off, not as much as the model who found out that Bijou Phillips seduced her fiance that she lived with with anal sex, but it still pisses me off.

That’s why I think this post should be about the guy in the background of the pictures, because he’s far more entertaining to look at than this try-hard hipster slut.

Posted in:Aids|Bijou Phillips

2008

25

Sep

Drew Barrymore has a Soft On for Clinton of the Day

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Girls are so predictible, you put them in a room with someone with power, and their panties slowly disolve with the excitement they are excreeting from their vaginas, and Drew Barrymore is no exception….

It looks like her left wing, hippie, big bush, democratic self is already 3/4 of the way to cumming as she poses in a picture with Bill Clinton. The good news for her is that he has proven that he has no standards and as long as she’s willing to put his dick in her mouth, he’s down. The truth is that she is a ste up from that Lewinsky slut, a very small step up, but a step up nonetheless and when you are an aging man with a heart problem, it’s against the rules to turn that kind of opportunity down….

Posted in:Clinton|Drew Barrymore|Horny

2008

25

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger Dance Lesson of the Day

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So the Pussycat Dolls are all about false advertising. They do these stripper performances in stripper outfits and they never actually take off their clothes and just sing and dance instead. It reminds me of the time I went to a stripclub during the day a few years ago and the girl on stage had a headset mic set up like she was Britney Spears or Madonna and as she was twirling around the pole, she broke into song. I thought to myself that this was both the weirdest concept I had seen at a strip club, even weirder than the girl who had a dildo attached to a remote control car and her assistant would let the audience try to drive it in her, and the funniest thing I had seen in a strip club, even funnier than the time in the 90s when a friend of mine in white pants came out of the lap dance area with a shit stain on his knee. I guess, the real reason I liked it was because of the broken dreams I knew this girl had, with enough confidence to sing on stage, I knew she would have rather been performing in her clothes in front of a real audience as a recording artist and not as a girl some old pervert is going to pay 10 dollars to touch. The crying in her voice made the whole experience that much more believable and that is why people like Nicole Scherzinger and the Pussycat dolls piss me off. They mock girls like the singing stripper I once saw and I take it personally, but not as personally as the stripper who I heard killed herself by taking too many sleeping pills…..

But that’s not the point of this post, the point is that we can all learn a few things from Nicole Scherzinger and her catalog of dance moves, and today’s lesson is the “Dog Piss Kick”. All you gotta do is squat then kick…..and once you master that you are one step closer to impressing girls in the club by busting out this move as part of your best Nicole Scherzinger impression, and by impressing girls, I mean making a fool of yourself.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|Pussycat Dolls