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2008

02

Sep

Isla Fisher Showing Off Some Bra of the Day

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Here is Ali G’s baby momma showing off a little bra. I know these are some lame pictures and redheads are pretty much never hot and always freak me the fuck out with their pale skin and super strength from genetic evolution caused from a history of survival because in the middle ages redheaded babies were left out in the woods to fend for themselves because their parents thought they were the spawn of the devil and cursed and the gene was carried forward by the babies who survived by fighting off the elements and crazed animals of the wilderness while breast feeding off stray dogs and doin’ what they had to do to be around today. I guess the commitment is worth celebrating, and what better way than to post a picture of a redhead who just had a baby to help carry on the gene that’s already been through such a rough history and faced extinction, kinda like the Jews back in Nazi Germany, only my redhead theory actually happened at least according to me it did and that’s enough for me to claim it as fact, while the holocaust is just hearsay.

Either way, enjoy her exposed bra, like I enjoyed some fat trashy and poor 15 year old who was wearing some backless number the other day that exposed her bra. Her ass was fat and her pants were pink, her hair was half blonde and half brunette and her tits were hanging out of her shirt and I can only assume she was on her way to see her black boyfriend and found satisfaction knowing she’d be pregnant in the next 6 months, because being a slut starts with how much of your bra you are showing, it’s another proven fact that isn’t proven nor fact but is truth according to me.

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Posted in:Bra|Isla Fisher

2008

02

Sep

Caroline D’Amore in Some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

I had the pleasure, and I use that term loosely, to meet Caroline D’Amore. She happened to be badly DJing an event here that I randomly went to and after laughing at her and making her feel insecure about her shitty skills and Paris Hilton dance that I was convinced was a comedy routine, but was actually her life work, leading her to stop her set and having bouncers surround me, trying to kick me out, I managed to call her over and introduce myself and apologize for laughing at her because I thought she was joking around and wanted us to laugh at her and she went into a whole explanation about how she may not be a technical DJ but she loves what she does and people like me ruin it for her, I told her I am an asshole and mentioned my site and her eyes lit up, because unknowingly, I had done a post on her cameltoe years ago and had no idea and she loved it. Now I don’t know if she reads this site, but I do know that she Googles herself and I guess she also knows that staging bikini pics will get her noticed, despite not having a very hot face with her no-lips and jagged features, but with a body skinny and worth seeing naked to ask if you can lick her fiances name tattooed above her cunt, but the real selling point for this bitch is the fact that she is rich from a family owned Pizza chain, leading me to believe that after you cum, she runs to the kitchen to whip you up a slice, even though the truth is probably more like her spoiled little Paris Hilton influenced voice whining about random things as rich girls do.

We did manage to exchange emails, but never maintained a relationship or had cyber sex or got any exclusive pics because I guess she thinks she’s too good to me and that’s okay because pretty much everyone thinks they are too good for me. Just about an hour ago I got to talking to this hot slut garbage woman who I was fascinated by because I had never seen a girl garbage man, let alone a hot girl garbage man and when I stopped in my tracks to watch her throw trash into the truck, I invited her over to come pick up the garbage that is starting to stink up my bedroom and that weighs about 300 pounds and my is wife, she just told me to fuck off and took her tight hot ass to the back of the truck and drove into the sunset and by sunset I mean to the next block and it kinda broke my heart

Posted in:Bikini|Caroline D'Amore

2008

02

Sep

Britney Spears in Her Bikini on Labor Day of the Day

So Britney is on some diet to try and get her body back into her original teenage goodness, I don’t think it’ll happen because she’s had a bunch of kids, but I do think she looks better than her sloppy crazy covered in dirt and probably stinky self of a few months ago, despite the fact that I like sloppy dirt covered girls because it usually means they have given up and when a girl has given up she usually lets guys like me inside them, knowing that it’s something they’d never do if they were of sound body as mind, but it makes no difference to me, except for the whole trying to ignore the tears running down their face so I can focus and finish what I’ve started and having the girl I’m inside crying is a buzzkill, but definitely not a deal breaker, once I get going, there’s no way I’m stopping, if you know what I mean.

Britney is actually inspiring and I figure if she can do it, so can I, so yesterday, I decided to do some moderate exercise to start the day in hopes of getting fit so I can leave my wife for some hotter, richer, older lady lookin’ for a Mexican who doesn’t pass out walking up a flight of stairs, so there I was trying to do jumping jacks, naked, with no blinds when my psycho eastern European neighbor who constantly yells at her dog and kids like they were back in communist country and has even threatened to call the cops on me at least 40 times for various insane reasons, saw me. She didn’t turn away, like I would if I got busted lookin at a chick naked from her fire escape, she just stared, laugh and shook her head, I think she even went to get her camera to post the shit on youtube, but I had done my 5 jumping jacks at that point and decided to give up on the whole exercise, but thankfully Britney hasn’t and here’s her new body.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears

2008

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just on a 4 hour bus ride smelling some old french man who must have been on a fishing trip the last 10 years and dude smelled like what you’d expect a hooker who died of a vaginal infection’ vagina smells like. We had plenty to talk about since we don’t speak each other’s language and the only think I understood was his excitement when the 16 year old girl in front of us would get up to go to the bathroom and he’d smile a toothless smile at me and say something I assume meant he’d eat that vagina out for days, but was just sleazy facial gestures. We didn’t exchange numbers to hang out, but I’m pretty happy he didn’t cut my head off. I had time to do the links, even though it’s labor day, working when I shouldn’t be for you assholes. Enjoy.

Fuck You Diddy
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Cross Dressing Gymnast
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There’s Something Differnt About Blake Lively, But I Can’t Put My Finger On It
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Be Gay Today!
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Jennifer Lopez is Still Disgusting No Matter How Much She Tries
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Teri Hatcher Upskirt
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Charlize Theron Could Kill a Baby And I Would Still Love Her
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Top Ten Funniest Movie Scenes from 1997 – 2007
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Wow….Just Wow…
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Weatherman Fall Down
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Get Something Done Today!
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Dolphin Love
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A Roundhouse Kick That Would Make Chuck Norris Proud
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Lana Wants to be Your Fantasy
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Martina Warren is Your Dream Girl
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The Very Sexy Zoes
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Brazilian Model Daniella Sarahyba
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Long Live the Spaghetti Cat!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck with Mother Nature
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Find Girls to Fuck the Easy Way
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Things NOT to Say to Your Wife
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Amy Winehouse is Most Probabaly Brain Damaged
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Can Someone Please Just Kill Heidi Montag Already?
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Bai Ling Still Does What She Does Best
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Striptease of the Day
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Fuckin Hippies
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Now THAT’S What I Call Guitar Hero
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Rowdy Bitch Gets Humiliated By Cops At a Baseball Game
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The Dangers of Beastiality
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Dumb Bitch of the Day
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Do Yourself a Favor, Get Laid
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Who Doesn’t Like a Collection of Celeb Nip Slips?
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Rhianna Long Hair and Legs Throwback
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Dinner With Brooke Banner
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Who Says Porn’s No Good Anymore?
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Who Knew Kevin Spacey Was So Kinky?
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You Know, I Am Really Starting to Feel Sorry For Lindsay Lohan
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Uhh…No Offense Lady, But Your Kid Needs to Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Paint the Mona Lisa in .008 Seconds
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I Can’t Stop Watching This Video of Solange Being a Fucking Bitch, So Here It Is Again
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Amanda Lexx Looks Good in Orange
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Cheat at Roulette, Get Rich and Then Give Me Some of Your Money
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

01

Sep

Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra Hasn’t Died of AIDS Yet of the Day

Despite popular belief, Paris Hilton’s push up bra that makes her look like she’s actually got tits, did not die of Aids, but her dress is still the only pink thing she owns, since her vagina slowly weathered and turned grey like an old park bench that’s be sat on too many times…




Posted in:Paris Hilton|Push Up Bra

2008

01

Sep

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Go to The Movies of the Day

Megan Fox went to see Dark Knight this weekend because she’s one of those too cool for pop culture people who has no problem making millions of dollars being in shitty action movies, but won’t bring herself to go see the biggest action movie of the year because she thinks of herself as more of an artist who can’t stomach that smut hollywood puts out. I mean I could be wrong about her, but one thing I do know is that she went with Brian Austin Green, someone I consider the dried up cum left on the bathroom floor from the smut that hollywood produced 15 years ago, so I guess she’s inconsistent but you still find her hot so here she is…


Posted in:Brian Austin Green|Megan Fox|Movies

2008

01

Sep

Bridget Marquart and Kendra Wilkinson Hit the Pool in Vegas of the Day

Since being kicked out of the Playboy Mansion or whatever the fuck happened to Kendra Wilkinson now that Hef’s other girlfriends/live-in prostitutes who are a little more enterprising than the prostitutes I get with or have gotten with, not that I’m the kind of guy who would pay for sex, well actually I am, but have no money and that’s got nothing to do with this post what I am trying to say is that this Kendra Wilkison bitch doesn’t need Hef’s payroll to make her a whore, she’s doing an great job of it since she’s broken free from that polygamous sex cult that is the Playboy Mansion and here she is in Vegas enjoyin the single life from this past weekend with some other whore named Bridget who I’ve never heard of.

Posted in:Bridget Marquart|Kendra Wilkinson|Pool

2008

01

Sep

Alicia Silverstone Hits the Beach of the Day

Here are some recent pictures of Alicia Silverstone at the beach not wearing a bikini, I guess it’s all part of her master plan to stay completely irrelevant that she’s been doing a pretty good job at considering the only thing I can remember her ever being in is Clueless.

Speaking of Clueless I was talking to 15 year old girls about sex as I like to do. It’s like the Big Brother and Big Sisters organization only way more perverted and illegal. She was talking about how her boyfriend is always late and I was like better him than you if you know what I mean, and she didn’t know what I meant, leading me to believe that these kids are using they dicks and pussies all wrong without knowing the power of them, the consequences and the respsonsibility, they just knows it feels good and that’s a pretty scary thing you can all think about then jerk off to.

Either way, I never found her hot, but I am posting this pictures to remind all of you that she isn’t hot. It’s all part of my master plan.

Posted in:Alicia Silverstone|Beach

2008

01

Sep

It is Labor Day of the Day

I am in my weird friends cabin in the woods. I haven’t seen him in a few years because he lives up here all year round and it’s impossible for me to put myself through the kind of abuse being alone in a field does to my mental stability. Every sound in outside I expect to be some crazed murderer or my friend who has been away from people for so long, looming over my cot with an axe only to be never found or reported missing because my remains were fed to the raccoons or some shit.

He does have an internet connection, because when you’re alone in the woods, you clearly need shit to jerk off to and you need a way to stay connected to other people, otherwise you go crazy, like he did when he first moved up here from the city after he went on some hippie kick and found the land we’re standing on for cheap and convenient for his whole being at one with nature bull shit that involved being alone with a drum and a lot of weed where he’d build rock gardens and ponds, and cut trees down all while talking to himself. I remember coming up here when he was first building the cabin and having him look at me with some psycho bright eyes asking if I want to go cut down trees with him, there was really nothing else to do so I went along, drink in hand and dude took out an axe and pointed to one of the trees he called Charlie and gave me an elaborate story about why Charlie has to die, and how Charlie slept with his wife, and went at the tree like a madman screaming out “DIE CHARLIE YOU COCKSUCKER”. It was a weird experience that may not come across as funny, but whatever, that’s where I am, smoking a cigar with the chipmunks, lookin over a lake, all without photoshop, so while I try to figure things out, here’s some pregnancy videos to carry you through the next few hours….

There will be posts, there will be stepLINKS, I got nothing better to do and I’ve had enough of this cocksucker, so get ready for the best damn labor day of your life, while all the other people in North America are out on the beach, fucking sluts and partying with friends, you are on the fuckin’ computer. Loser.

To celebrate that new beginning that is not being allowed to wear white, here are some random shitty pregnancy videos for you, of bitches in labor or on their way to labor. Just because it’s not a fetish to me, doesn’t mean it’s not a fetish for you….

BONUS – THIS ONE IS FUCKING SICK….
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2008

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t really figured out what labor day means since I don’t have a job, but I do know that it’s your last weekend to have a big blowout before going back into your highschool senior year you dirty little girl. I can only hope this is the weekend that brings on some solid teenage pregnancy because if I did the math right, you’ll be trying to flush your baby you’ve just given birth to down the toilet at Prom.I realize hot teenage girls don’t read this site, but this is the weekend of dreams and we’re all allowed to have dreams sometimes, even people like me.

Enjoy the weekend not like you actually have jobs, but before you do, visit these links…cuz I made them myself….

The Hottest Fuckin’ Gymnast Out There
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How Shauna Sand Never Won and Oscar is One of Life’s Great Mysteries
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Katie Downes is a Lingerie Street Walker
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What Would YOU do For a Klondike Bar Stupidities…
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I Still Can’t Get Over How Awesome Matthew McConaughey’s Mom Is.
Here is the Stroy Why In Case You Missed It The First Time
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Lynda Carter Camel Toe Throwback
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10 Hottest Topless Movie Scenes
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Sienna Miller’s Hot Homewrecking Ass is Out and About
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Hot or Heavy?
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Some Hate Mail Video
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Fattest Set of Tits Playing Guitar Hero
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Over the Wall Baseball Game
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Look Closely
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Madonna’s Transformation Into a Crazy Old Lady is Almost Complete
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Drunken Segway Fail
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Porno, Porno, Porno!
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The Best Thing You’ll Do All Weekend
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There’s Nothing Like Pranking a Gay Stripper
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Isabeli Fontana is The Hotness
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Denver Cop Shows Reporter Who is Boss
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A Good Women Knows Her Place is in the Kitchen
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Kayden Kross Gets Sexy in the Staircase
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Friday Bird Watching
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Okay, Michael Lohan Needs to Chill The Fuck Out
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What Would Have Happened If…
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God Damn Penny Cruz is Smokin Hot
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Finding a Girl to Fuck Has Never Been Easier
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Bang Me Now Charlize Theron
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David Ducovney is in Rehab. For Sex Addiction
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Amateur Friday
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Steroid Chick Lovers Herself
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Granny Attacks Stripper`
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Some Chola Plays With Herself
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Eva Mendes God Damn!
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Erica is Nude
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Use This to Get Sex This Weekend
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Cristy Hemme is in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Officially Ruined Her Vagina
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Man, Some People Will Buy Anything
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Aesthetically Speaking, You Gotta Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Trampoline Dog
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Emma Marilyn is Crazy
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Nice Selection os Keeley Hazell Topless Shots
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Dude Plays The Theme From Zelda on a Theramin
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The Worst Chick on Chick Kiss Ever….Seriously
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Posted in:stepLINKS