Michelle Hunziker is pretty much a nobody at least I have no idea who she is, but I have never been good with names. I do know that she’s lookin’ pretty good in her bikini this past weekend and that’s all I have to say about that, I figure if I spend more time on this shit, I’ll be reminded that my wife and pretty much no one I know looks this decent in a bikini and I have enough disappointments to get me through the rest of the day, like the fact that my wife ate my box of Cheerios and she won’t give me more money to buy more, or that I won’t be getting drunk tonight because my wife is taking me to an AA meeting, but enough about me, just look at this ass.
Puff Daddy has an annoying DiddyTV channel on Youtube, and it’s nice to see that he’s really not that successful with it, if I was Diddy and I only had 140,000 views, I’d probably realize that means I am irrelevant. The dude is a rat who rode coattails to get where he is, whether it was with B.I.G. or girls he dated, his music always consistently sucked and he managed to sign some solid acts that made him really rich. In being rich, dude still is a tacky motherfucker no matter how expensive his suit is and this is a video of him flying a commercial airline because gas prices are too high to fly his private jet. I don’t think the gas prices are the real downfall of America, people like Diddy are. This is disgusting excess while people are starving and unable to pay their rent or mortgages but it made me laugh when he says he’s pursuing his acting career, that’s gotta be some kind of joke.
I used to talk to some social climbing jew who lived in New York and consistently banged Diddy when his wife at the time wasn’t around. He’d fly her to San Diego and places like that and would sometimes just get her to stroke his head like some kind of queer. He would always kick her out and wouldn’t pay for her cab and make her take the subway so I don’t think the gas prices are the issue, but Diddy is just a greedy piece of shit.
Either way, this video is offensive to anyone who isn’t worth half a billion dollars and should be reason for you to boycot him and contribute to him losing everything he’s got. It’d be nice to see this piece of shit back in the fuckin’ projects where he belongs.
I probably slept on this commercial. but it turns out that Ortega Taco Sauce makes Shawn Johnson’s Taco Pop, somethin I the parallel bars did a long time ago and by parallel bars I mean her coach and by coach I mean not you.
Her name is Suzan Hughes and she’s some kind of Fitness Guru or some shit who was married to the inventor of something called Herbal Life who died of a drug overdose. She looks more like a plastic surgery out patient or someone attacked brutally by a plastic surgeon in a back alley because not only is her face mangled to shit but so is her stomach leading me to believe the 60 year old rich man’s wife who I saw in spandex reading her yoga book earlier today in the park is a far more credible person to go to for fitness advice but she didn’t appreciate me asking her if she was flexible and if she minded doing a little demo for me because I took a serious liking to her cameltoe and hard nipples in her sports bra, leading to believe that maybe you’re better off just turning to Google.
I guess the other sad news is that with the summer coming to an end, so will the everyday girls in bikinis which was depressing but with ending comes new beginnings and I stepped outside my house to see herds of school girls in school girl outfits that were shorter, tighter and more unbuttoned and cleavage exposing than last year, leading me to be reminded that the dude who invented these is just as perverted as the school faculty who enforces it and of course as every single man on the street who looks at the shit in amazement and that is exciting to me, more exciting than I can legally admit or videotape. So I like to think of Suzan Hughes bikini pictures as my out with the old and in with the new, right of passage from summer into fall as the leaves change color and a horrible winter approaches. Enjoy this if you can, because shit’s straight out of a horror movie.
I accidentally saw this video on the mainpage of Youtube and it’s caption was “there are right and wrong places to take a bath”, so I clicked it, unfortunately. It’s petty much a video of a fat chick taking a pretty lame bath in a fountain in her bikini, only to get kicked out by a security guard after seeing her in a bikini for way too long. I would have kicked her out too, not because washing and brushing your teeth in my fountain is against the rules, but because fat chicks in a bikini should be against the rules.
The video goes onto an interview with her boyfriend about how crazy he is. The way they talk is a way I hate people talkin’. These losers would make me angry to be to be next to on a bus, train or plane or pretty much anywhere, not only because she is fat but because she thinks she is smart and what she is doing is clever and these pseudo intellectuals drive me crazy. the good news is that her boyfriend addresses the fact that people don’t want to see her naked even though he confuses her in a bikini for being naked and that’s pretty insightful as far as I’m concerned…..
What it comes down to is that the most entertaining thing in all this are the comments. Bitch may have got her 5 minutes of Youtube fame, but at least people are letting her know she’s fat and doesn’t deserve the attention. Here’s an example of a few that came in the last 2 minutes…there are 800 and I am too lazy to find gold, but you get the idea.
qnoboru
MAN THE HARPOONS
misteriousmaniac
This is an epic fail. Why is this bullshit featured?
mooosestang
She’s below average! Just because the average is obese doesn’t make it right!
Could the woman in the video please post her height and weight?
hylix25
This is incredibly stupid. Incredibly incredibly stupid. I just hope you arnt ignorant enough to think this is art or something because it isnt…
Wardfolio
Whenever you publicly take off your clothes looking like that, you deserve whatever harsh comments you get!
destructive21
All that jiggling at about 2:34 is mesmerizing.
I did something stupid and almost got in trouble, but luckily I didn’t. I was walking down the street and saw an old lady in her support knee high pantyhose and a can trying to walk into the bank all hunched over and no one helped her in. I ran as fast as I could to beat her to the door, I was about 5 feet away, but still took some effort, I opened the door for her and as she walked in a instinctively slapped her ass like I was a little league coach and we just got a home run or some shit. She reacted all right and looked back smiled and gave me a wink, like I had made her fucking day, while I blushed in embarrassment for doing what I did, and some cunt coming out of the bank freaked out on me calling me a pervert and a sick fuck and went on about how offensive and inappropriate I was. I told her that I was just a good samairitan doing good or the people and that I hope someone gives her a little more than a little ass grabbing because she sure as fuck needs it and I wasn’t volunteering my services because I’ve done my charity for the day and because she’s not seducing me in her support knee high pantyhose. It was an unnecessary mess that I should of avoided, kinda like Shannen Doherty walking out of her house with this Halloween mask that is her face on. At least she’s got good legs in shorts and at least I got to grab some ass. I guess with all bad there is good.
And I am apparently a horrible poet, mainly because I find poetry the gayer than Kevin Spacey in these pictures where he’s pulling down a dude’s pants before going at him with his hand then finger, then tongue, then penis until they switch turns, and Spacey bottoms out. Sure, you could assume that this pantsing is just a big joke and all in good fun and I get that because I once made the same mistake. I was about 14 and new to the country. I had very few friends except for the rejects no one liked. One of them, coincidentally named Kevin who lived down the street from me took a liking to me, he thought my accent was so funny and would always make an effort to hang out. He was the kind of kid who was into singing and dancing and was in Drama and always had girls calling him, but always ditched them for me. One night after watching a movie, I got up and Kevin grabbed my ass, I freaked out and he laughed it off like it was nothing. Another time, he tried to grab my dick, I freaked out and he laughed it off like it was nothing. He tried other things like pulling my pants down, wrestling each other where I felt his boner in my leg, suggested we measure our dicks together and try condoms on and it went on for about 6 months, before I realized what was going on. It’s just too bad that with all the warning signs, the only thing that really made me see what was actually going on was when I passed out on the couch after smoking a joint and woke up with my penis in his hand. I freaked out, ran home and it made for an awkward Monday morning. Our friendship ended there.
Kevin went on to try his chances in Hollywood and rumor has it that he got AIDS and died and I went on to live a straight life filled with empty sexual encounters with hookers while drunk and high in the gutter before finding out about the internet and doing this and despite not being the Kevin in these pictures, our stories seem pretty similar except I like to think my Kevin had better taste going after the skinny, Mexican who dressed funny and couldn’t speak the language and didn’t know better, while Kevin Spacey seems to be going for pretty retarded lookin’ motherfuckers not that I can judge a good lookin’ guy proper and I’m sure fags only judge a man by the size of his dick, but this dude seriously reminds me of cerebral palsy, or pre-mature baby syndrome and here are the pics of them smoking weed and doin’ some foreplay in public and the whole thing’s pretty awkward for a guy you probably thought was a great actor, without realizing that all actors are gay.
Kirsten Dunst despite being pretty fresh out of rehab looks like she’s drunk as she leaves the club, at least I hope she is drunk because it would really be the only acceptable explanation for her make-up-less face lookin as sloppy as it does. I’ve met my fair share of drunk chicks, with half-closed eyes and sloppy double chins begging for another drink, only to realize I was lying when I told them I had a bottle of booze back at my house and leaving at my request to entertain ourselves by her giving me a blowjob since we’re out of booze, and I don’t really hate them for it, I just kinda figure it has to do with my shitty game, and leads to disappointment in myself, but not as much disappointment in myself as when I think back to the era when I found Kirsten Dunst hot with her big tits on her small frame, when I look back on that shit now, I have no choice but to ask myself whether I was gay or not for falling into her hard nippled, dirty haired trap that the media was feeding me. Lookin at her now makes me wonder how bitch even had a career, it’s one of those “this isn’t the girl I married” situation that dawns 10 years and 3 kids after you ruined your once hot bodied wife, only a little less personal since Kirsten Dunst is just nothing but a girl on screen for me, and I guess that’s way easier to accept than the woman I committed my life to…enjoy….
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Here is Ali G’s baby momma showing off a little bra. I know these are some lame pictures and redheads are pretty much never hot and always freak me the fuck out with their pale skin and super strength from genetic evolution caused from a history of survival because in the middle ages redheaded babies were left out in the woods to fend for themselves because their parents thought they were the spawn of the devil and cursed and the gene was carried forward by the babies who survived by fighting off the elements and crazed animals of the wilderness while breast feeding off stray dogs and doin’ what they had to do to be around today. I guess the commitment is worth celebrating, and what better way than to post a picture of a redhead who just had a baby to help carry on the gene that’s already been through such a rough history and faced extinction, kinda like the Jews back in Nazi Germany, only my redhead theory actually happened at least according to me it did and that’s enough for me to claim it as fact, while the holocaust is just hearsay.
Either way, enjoy her exposed bra, like I enjoyed some fat trashy and poor 15 year old who was wearing some backless number the other day that exposed her bra. Her ass was fat and her pants were pink, her hair was half blonde and half brunette and her tits were hanging out of her shirt and I can only assume she was on her way to see her black boyfriend and found satisfaction knowing she’d be pregnant in the next 6 months, because being a slut starts with how much of your bra you are showing, it’s another proven fact that isn’t proven nor fact but is truth according to me.
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