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2008

07

Aug

Some Girl on my Facebook’s Girlicious Pictures of the Day

Girlicious is some whore reality TV produced act that is pretty much a subsidiary of Pussy Cat Dolls because the same slut is behind the two projects. They are basically a group of girls with moderate dancing ability, moderate singing ability and moderate lookin’ good in lingerie ability. I don’t know what message this gives the kids who are too retarded to realize that the shit sucks a good moral mentor to a group of youth already being raised by over-sexualization on TV because their parents are too busy at work paying off their credit card debt and no-down payment mortgages.

I stole these off some girl’s facebook, because facebook is a bigger deal than this site and a good way to meet sluts, like the one I had cyber sex with last night. I started off nice and romantic to get her into it and had only made my way to rubbing her pussy over her underwear while sucking her tit, when she was already telling me to do her from behind but not in her ass cuz if I did she’s be mad, it was her “no zone”, even when talking dirty on the internet. That’s when I excused myself and went out to the garden shed, pulled out a shovel and smashed her face in for ruining our love making session to teach her a lesson. After doing that, she stopped answering me and now I am scared I killed her…..with the internet… who really needs real life…..

Either way, here are some pics of them performing at what I assume is the Backstreet Boys concert they are opening in Canada.

Posted in:Girlicious

2008

07

Aug

Lily Allen Nipple Slip of the Day

This isn’t so much a nipple slip as it is a nipple lookin’ for a baby to feed because it was jacked with maternal hormones before rudely having the baby taken away from it when it prematurely killed itself after realizing who its mother was. Just notice how ready it is eager to feed, long after the little milk it started producing when Lily Allen was pregnant dry up like her murdering womb and her career.

The truth is that Lily Allen is only giving us all the finger because we just witnessed a really personal issue she’s been having with her tit for the last year because it is mad at her for pretty much firing it from its life work and she is embarrassed by its behavior in public. I guess some people have an easier time forgiving people for drinking and smoking and killing off their unborn kid, especially when it wasn’t actually a miscarriage but an abortion because her relationship wasn’t working out.

I guess who really cares. I know I don’t.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipple Slip

2008

07

Aug

Joanna Krupa Gets Topless for Maxim Germany of the Day

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I am all for Eastern European girls mainly because the one’s who were born under the communist regime were raised to be whores, because their vagina was their only escape from a life of rationed bread and toilet paper under the iron fist. They needed to get out and if they were good looking enough, they’d be put to work learning how to suck dick properly at a young age, training and making extra money to spend on clothes and other things that would help contribute to their package deal for whatever American wanted to marry them so if they were good looking enough and not the fat and hairier than the average man that were trained for weightlifting in the Olympics or how to man a sewing machine for the factory they were going to spend the rest of their lives in but the odd one would take train to participate in the National past time of wresling juggling bears, they were sent into the sex trade, signed up to mail-order bride catalogs and if they were really lucky, sent to America to be models.

Now I know Krupa was raised in America, but that doesn’t take away from a deep rooted cultural tradition of being a whore that’s all part of her genetic code and knowing that is all part of the reason I am posting this.

The truth is that I am pretty disappointed from this photoshoot, I thought Germans were crazy and was expecting to see some scat bondage action, but I guess seeing her tits is better than nothing, even though it’s not quite as good as seeing her getting shit on like the whore that she is.

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Topless

2008

07

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I get a lot of hate because of this bitch and that in and of itself is enough for me to hate her more than I already do. I have been called jealous becaue I have called her useless, lazy, rich kid who is a Paris Hilton copycat who manged to tricked the world into wanting her on TV, making her enough money to buy herself a Bentley, and the entire time I’ve said she’s fat and ugly and people have called me shallow, crazy and gay because if I find this fat I must hate real women even though 80 percent of girls I know aren’t as fat as this tank. I have also been labeled a racist because I say shit like only black guys would fuck an ass like that and that she only dates black dudes cuz their dicks are the only ones that can make their way in past her shitty pussy to bump against her g-spot. I have called her the black man’s urinal and said her sex tape is like watching the animal planet channel and for the record I stand by all I have said about this dumpy attention seeking whore.

Here is Kim Kardashian showing off her fat body in a bikini in some staged lookin’ photos.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Pictures

2008

07

Aug

Christina Aguilera Naked for Lachappelle in 2004 of the Day

These pics were emailed to me yesterday and I decided to try to figure out if they were real or not, because I have been jerking off to celebrity heads cropped onto pornstar bodies for years and don’t really have a keen eye when shit comes to photoshop, but from what I found out it is a Lachappelle picture from 2004. If you don’t know David Lachappelle, he’s a photographer who some celebrities get hooked on, he does big production pictures and directs music videos, he claimed to have refused to work with Aguilera about a year ago because she’s a cunt so these pictures are from before then. If you’re wondering how I know this, it is because I am an art currator in my spare time. I am classy and cultured like that.

So the chances that these are zoomed in Aguilera tits is possible, girls get naked for big photographers all the time, but shit looks like it’s been blown up, run through filters and who really knows if they are legit, and I guess who really cares, except maybe her mother who still remembers her little small breasted baby before she became a fake titty porn-lookin’ whore….

Posted in:2004|Christina Aguilera|Naked

2008

07

Aug

Typical Music Video of the Day

The band is called Tickle Me Pink and this is their video for a song called Typical. It’s some typical pop punk shit that all the typical 15 year olds are eating up with a typical obscure name for a band with typical yelling and chanting but there’s some hot slut crawling around under the sheets who I may or may not be in love with because my social anxiety has moved to online social anxiety and I just can’t tell what I am feeling anymore, but I do know this typical porn lookin’ slut is in her underwear makes for typical masturbation when nothing else is on TV and your internet is down, So it is worth watching.

Her name is Gabriella Fox and She Works for Digital Playground – the Porn Company and This is her Myspace
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Here She is Taking a Load on Her Face – NSFW
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I am jacked on coffee and my computer has AIDS, Let’s Do This….

Posted in:Music Video|Tickle Me Pink|Typical

2008

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to punish myself for sucking on the site today. I pretty much hated everything I wrote more than I usually hate everything I write, so I decided to steal money from my wife to go see a movie….a really horrible movie….one that would leave me feeling raped and alone….I chose Stepbrothers. I know I ranted about hating Will Ferrell earlier today and I just felt that it was only relevant to use that piece of shit to keep me on track. I drank about 6-9 beers before going in, in hopes of having to piss so bad that I had no choice but to piss myself, upsetting the other 3 people in the theater enough to get me kicked out, otherwise I wouldn’t let myself leave at my own will because there’s no real punishment in that. Overall, it was nice to see John C. Reiley throw his talent down the fuckin’ toilet and Will Ferrell in his stupiest of performances all while feeding Judd Apatow and the continuous stream of shit he continues to produce because all you cocksuckers eat it up, making him richer and richer and making me hate life more than I did 3 hours ago…. Now here are my fucking links some may suck since I am officially dead on the inside…..but I am sure they are all still worth clickin…

Some Soapy Car Wash Viral Video With a Big Set of Tits in a Yellow Bikini
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Jenna Jameson’s Haggard Pussy Is Pregnant Despite All The Abuse…It’s a Modern Day Miracle…
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Beyonce Doesn’t Look Like Beyonce in Her New Ad
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Paz Vega Ass Grab
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These People Hate the iPhone
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Some Immigrant Slut in Lingerie Teaches You How to Escape a Communist Country Using Train Tracks and a Rock Hard Body
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Some Michael Cera Shit for the Groupies…
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How to Fight Like a Girl
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Women Who Will Fuck You To Death:
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Everyone Hates Pam Anderson’s Filthy Scab Pussy
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ at Amanda Bynes’ Tits
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Whore Heidi Fleiss Got Her Hair Done and I’d Still NEver Pay Her For Sex….
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Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pictures for Some Magazine
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Some CBS News Anchor Used to be an Erotic Model
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Tori Spelling Dressed Like Courtney Love Because She’s a Cunt
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The Best of Harriet Carter for the Week
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Quentin Tarantina to Ruin Movie That Hasn’t Even Been Made Yet
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Jamie Hammer is Lookin’ Good
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I Really Don’t Understand These Lord-of-the-Rings-Dungeons-and-Dragons-Nerds Who Take This Shit To Serious
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Blow JOb Olympics
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Electrocution Caught on Tape
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Concert Chairs Go Flying – Video
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Jennifer Aniston Really is Going to Have a Baby With the First Cock that Comes ‘Round…
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The Simpsons American Idol
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Crystal Stevens Women of Playboy
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Amateur Blonde
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Lohan is Looking as Old and Tattered As Her Mom’s Vagina
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WTF is Up with Katie Holmes and These Jeans
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First Celebirty Baby to Be Born With AIDS
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Giant Soccerball Ownage
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Kelly Ripa Needs to Gain Some Fucking Weight
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Miranda Kerr, I Love You
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Sweet Blonde Brandi Moses
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Garde Hose Fun
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Deleted Scene from Dark Knight Which Really Isn’t a Deleted Scene, You Know That and I Know That But Here It Is Anyways
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Russian Gang Fight – VIDEO
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All of the People Who Own These Boats Are Better Than You and Me
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Kim Kardashian Out Doing Some Shit
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Gorgeous Brunette Felicity
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Marketa in Softcore Bondage
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The Bob Saget Roast Sounds Like It Was Funny As Hell
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Virgin Self Defense
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Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks
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Elena Santarelli Bikini Pics
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Hack an Automatic Car Wash
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Black and White Studio Shots of a Slut
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Some Chick and her Tits
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Webcams Makes for Good Entertainment
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Some Slut from Vegas and Her Fake TIts in a Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

06

Aug

Pink in a Bikini Top on Set of Her New Music Video of the Day

I am struggling today and I realize it. My computer has the Aids virus because it is used and belonged to a gay dude who probably had sex with it everynight he owned it and that is probably the reason I got it for such a good price. If he is still out there, these Pink pictures may help him cum even though they aren’t helping me. I assume Pink is like a Gay Icon and is inspiring men who feel like women on the inside to go through with wearing those panties they’ve been prancing around the house in all these years out in public or to take those heels they love so much out during the day….

The only thing I hope is that at the end of this music video she’s shooting, she pulls out her balls just to show us how punk rock she actually is, because when girls look like this, they usually come with a set of balls and if anything should be inspiration to the guys out there who are not getting laid, that life could be a lot worse and they could be stuck in a relationship to something like this.

That’s all the bad posting I’ve got in me for now…..today is killing me.

Posted in:Bikini|Music Video|Pink

2008

06

Aug

Liz McClarnon in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, which isn’t that big of a deal considering I have no idea who this bitch is. I do know that I post any bikini picture sent into me because I really don’t know what else to talk about on the site.

I could write about the 3 fat British girls who probably grew up on Atomic Kitten that I saw at the strip club. They weren’t lesbians and they weren’t really into the whole experience and they weren’t with dudes, but for some reason they were at a fucking stripclub. When I asked them if they were trying to learn moves for the drunk boys they bring home in an act of desperation on both parts, so that they wouldn’t think they were virgins, they looked at me in disgust, when I offered them 5 dollars a song instead of the professional fee of 10 dollars a song, they told me to fuck off and changed seats. It was too bad, because having girls next to me on pervert row, right next to the pole made me feel like more of a camp counselor than the sick fuck that I am….

But I’d rather just post pictures of some chick I’ve never heard of in her life jacket…

Posted in:Bikini|Liz McClarnon

2008

06

Aug

Jennifer Aniston’s Babyless Ass of the Day

Everyone’s been giving Brad Pitt so much attention because he just had his new babies with Angelina and sold the pictures for millions of dollars and everyone is talking about how amazing they are and all that shit and I figured it was a good time to post about Jennifer Aniston and laugh about all that went wrong in her life and the pain that she is probably feeling. All this ass wanted was to be impregnated by Brad Pitt, and she got pretty fucking close before motherfucker cheated on her and started a new life with someone else while leaving her in the dust. It’s that kind of rejection that leaves Aniston hurting, desperate and ready to let anyone who comes her way knock her up, but for some reason no one ever does, there must be something seriously wrong with her and that’s probably the fact that she’s greek and only knows anal and after volunteering in a few high schol biology classes, I have learned that you can’t get knocked up that way no matter how hard you try, despite what every boyfriend she’s ever dated has told her. I guess when you find a girl who does anal, you don’t want to pollute that by introducing vaginal sex.

Either way, here’s Aniston’s sad, lonley and childless ass in some dress.

Posted in:Ass|Babyless|Jennifer Aniston