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2008

22

Jul

Jodie Marsh Has Retarded Tits of the Day

Jodie Marsh is a glamour model from the UK who tries too hard because she was teased growing up, to the point of comtemplating suicide. She went onto marry some radio DJ in some kind of poorly planned publicity stunt and he ended up dumping her due to poor hygiene, whatever the fuck that means, I assume it means her pussy smells rank, but what the fuck do you expect when you marry an attention craving slut with retarded fake tits who is out everynight getting wasted and who has fucked countless people and above all is a piece of trash. The truth is that I don’t know if the guy really knows what bad hygiene at least not in a way that I do and that week old kitchen garbage smell he’s smellin on Jodie Marsh probably has nothing on the shit I’ve seen growing on my wife. The truth is that dude needs to stop being such a whiner beause if you marry a garbage of a woman who looks like a street whore, you have no right judging her because she smells like one.

Here she is partying in her American Apparel gold pants and a shirt made for big titty sluts who feel like showing off.

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Posted in:Jodie Marsh|Tits

2008

22

Jul

Gina Lisa’s Full Sex Tape of the Day

I posted these nude pics of Gina Lisa (pronounce GEENA not VAGINA , even though she used her vagina as a lame attempt to get attention and more work sent her way by releasing a sex tape.

Now, I am all for girls fucking on camera and letting me watch the shit, but from my experience it doesn’t always lead to new found interest and success, usually it’s better to not get naked so that people always lust after you, because once we get the pussy, we usually just forget about it and move onto other pussy.

The only real reason the sex tape worked for Paris was because it was taboo, she was rich and rich kids weren’t supposed to act like that and it ended up thrusting her into the spotlight and made her a lot of money, but for someone who already looks like a whore and who you’d think was already a seasoned pornstar buy lookin’ at her, it may just lead a a bad porn career, because based on this sex, she’s not very good, it is just more evidence that if a girl thinks she’s hot and shit, she just doesn’t perform as well as an ambitious and hungy ugly chick trying to prove herself by overcompensating on the dick, the way I like.


Either way, watch it if you want, it’s barely NSFW and her co-star is some balding chubby dude with no porn dick, something that will make your jerking off to it more intimate and realistic like shit’s in the “first person”.
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Posted in:Gina Lisa|Sex Tape

2008

22

Jul

Mick Jagger’s Daughter Georgia May in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Georgia May and she’s Mick Jagger’s 16 or 17 year old daughter with Jerry Hall. She’s a model and here she is in her bikini on vacation with her boyfriend, something I suggest all 16 or 17 year old’s do without their parent’s supervision because it makes teenage pregnancy that much more possible and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, almost as much as I love hangin outside abortion clinics to pretend I am pro-life just to help add guilty feelings to young sluts at an impressionable guilt ridden time. It’s my part in making the world a better place.

The truth is that rich kids grow up faster than middle class kids, they are on their own while their parents are out doing rich people things, they are raised by their nannies that they don’t really feel any major responsibility to, and they are given lots of money to shut them up, keep them occupied and fund all their cries for attention like running away from home, drug addiction and sympathising with kidnappers. That’s why most rich girls have vaginas of 47 year old prostitutes by the time they are 15 and you’ll know that I am right the second that Miley Cyrus sex tape hits and that I don’t post because it’s not worth going to jail again.

Either way, here is Georgia May in all her youthful fertility and experimental sex drive on the beach in a bikini when her parents are no where to be found…..

Posted in:Bikini|Daughter|Mick Jagger

2008

22

Jul

Joanna Krupa at the Ed Hardy Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

I fucking hate Ed Hardy and everyone who wears it. I don’t know what it is about decorative, colorful vintage tattoo lookin’ shirts that cheesy tanned, gym-bound mainstream club goers get boners for but I like to think it’s just because shit’s expensive, celebrities wear it and I blame Hollywood.

It’s like if they don’t realize that a t-shirt costs 3 dollars at most blank and 20 dollars at most finished even with the use of every single possible type of silk screening or graphic application technology that one shirt can handle but shouldn’t because shit ends up looking like one of my cum shots after a bout with an STD, you know tainted with blood, mucus and shaped like a skull in a top hat because the fever is making me delusional, and are paying upwards of 300 dollars to just fit in.

This is the product of the success of the Von Dutch movement that targeted the same poser, Grey Goose bottle whoring, big bicep dudes and club slut fake tit girls they recruit at the tanning salon, who listen to Bob Sinclair and who don’t have any concept of what’s actually going on in the world, but know that all their friends are rockin’ it and so are the celebrities and that must mean it’s good. They don’t realize that dude realized that magic formula where you can get celebs to wear your shit if you give it to them for free and then all these mainstream followers will eat shit up, especially if you take that product that normally costs 3 dollars and make them believe it’s worth absurd amounts more than it is.

Maybe it’s marketing genius, I like to think it’s just representative of the hell that we are living and the stupidy of the general public and their need for the media to tell them what’s up and I don’t anticipate Ed Hardy to go away anytime soon, despite hoping that it does, but the good news is that Joanna Krupa was one of their bikini models recently, and I am always ready to get down with communism when it looks like this no matter what shit stupid clothes its wearing.

Posted in:Bikini|Ed Hardy|Joanna Krupa

2008

22

Jul

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Estelle Getty Edition of the Day

Estelle Getty died today, making jerking off to episodes of the Golden Girls alot less humiliating. Shit’s like eating a fucking dozen donuts when on a diet but the truth is that everytime I ever jerked off to a girl who I knew was dead, I always felt like it was a spirtual experience, like she was right there in the room with me, making it more beautiful than the regular shameful, self-loathing one you normally have when you realize that you are jerking off to someone who is 90.

Truth is that she was 84, so it was bound to happen, I actually thought she was already dead, but I wouldn’t be surprised if shit is just staged to sell the DVD Box Sets of Empty Nest, you know ripping off the Heath Ledger Batman Marketing strategy because Hollywood only has so much creativity to offer.

Posted in:Estelle Getty|R.I.P.

2008

22

Jul

Audrina’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Audrina proves that if you’re ugly and you know it, don’t clap your hands, hit the gym, get an eating disorder, do cocaine to boost your self esteem and feed delusions that you’re hot, get your dad to buy you fake tits, and wear a fucking bikini every chance you get, because if you can’t control your mangled fucking face, you can always take control over your body and make it something better than the other ugly chicks out there, leaving you as the ugly hot chick instead of the hottest ugly chick and that fine line is a major one you don’t necessarily want to cross. I hate her, I hate what she does, I hate her show and I hate her face but I like how she looks in a bikini and so should you.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini Pictures

2008

22

Jul

90210 Nipple Slip of the Day

With credits like “Car Jacking Girl”, “Hot Girl”, “Tard’s Date” you know you’re dealing with a huge star in the making. She’s also the new girl on 90210, who plays the outrageously rich Paris Hilton type of the show that I hope burns up in flames as fast as the sexual appeal of the middle-aged women and fat chicks who will be watching this shit in hopes of seeing a Brandon Walsh or Luke Perry cameo to get their vagina’s jump started and ready for their husbands . I think the whole 90210 revival is a fuckin’ joke, but it’s good to see that they are casting people who look way too old for high school like they did the last time around, it just wouldn’t be the same seeing girls who actually look 18 playing an 18 year old, we like our high school girls lookin’ 30 because makes jerking off to teenagers less shameful.

Either way, these pics are from yesterday, I am slow, I blame my shitty site and computer as much as my laziness and alcoholism.

Posted in:Anna Lynne McCord|Nipple Slip

2008

22

Jul

Britney Spears is the Devil Mother of the Day

I got Britney’s back on this shit, because I know everyone is going to tear her apart because she’s smoking in front of her kid and it’s all part of continuing to publicly rape her because she’s been getting raped the last couple years, and people are used to it. It’s one of those, once a rapist always a rapist situation because it’s hard to go back to your normal sex because rape starts to feel good and becomes that norm making moving not really an option.

The reality is that this is Britney Spears and she’s out on her porch, in her backyard having a smoke and her kid comes out and plays with her pack of cigarettes and she pulls the shit away from the kid. If you ask me, that’s good parenting and people need to lighten the fuck up. If she was giving the kid tequila shots and shoving the cigarette down the its throat like my foster parents did to me when I had an ear infection and they couldn’t afford tylenol or antibiotics and figured that smoking and booze would calm my nerves and shut me up when I was 8, or they’d drive around with all the windows of the car rolled up for me to inhale the shit, which didn’t phase me as much as when they’d crawl into bed with me and make me a sick prop in their sex lives, or when they’d beat the fuck out of me because they were having a bad fucking day.

Sure it’s a different time and we know second hand smoke kills and probably doesn’t give her kids a great example to follow, you know like them time she kidnapped them and locked them in a room with her when she was in hysterics crazily shaving her head, crying and laughing and screaming all at the same time in a manic episode. Smoking is the least of the kid’s worries, we should just celebrate the fact that she hasn’t gone through with a murder suicide like this bipolar ex hooker I once knew yet. We should also celebrate the fact that she’s in a fucking bikini because that’s all that really matters to me, I guess i am just insensitive to kids because I hate the little leeches.

What it comes down to is that people need to lighten the fuck up.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Devil|Mother

2008

22

Jul

James Blunt Rocks Out With Topless Sluts of the Day

I am convinced that the only reason people try to become famous, pick up a guitar, start writing songs or movies, or start acting classes is not because of the passion for the art, or even for the money because there’s really no guarantee things will work out to make you money, but 100 percent for the pussy. It’s like even if you’re some loser rocker who plays local bars, or some shitty actor in local car dealership commercials, or even if you’re a male model for your friend’s clothing shitty t-shirt company, there will be girls willing to bang you because you are seemingly more important that the other dude that’s trying to get their pussy.

That’s why seeing James Blunt with sluts sucking each other’s tits, riding his friends, or simulating doggy style like some kind of private spring break party, doesn’t really come as a surprise, it’s easy fuckin’ pickings for this weird lookin’ clown because he’s a star and even your wife would throw her vagina to get with him because he writes songs strictly to remove panties. So whether these pics are new or not doesn’t really matter, because I am just posting them to remind you where you’ve gone wrong in your life.

Posted in:James Blunt|Sluts|Topless

2008

22

Jul

Site Issues of the Day

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I have no idea why I logged into my computer and went to my site and saw all new posts from March 21st. I am trying to figure out what happened and where the last 4 months of posts have gone. I find this kinda shit stressful and it seems like nothing’s ever easy for an internet rockstar no one’s ever heard of…..

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