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2008

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t like hunting, I actually like animals more than 98 percent of people I’ve met over the years, but there’s just something amazing about watching a dog hump a shot deer, and I am not quite sure what it is but I know that I laughed and as someone who never laughs, I had no choice but to post it here….I also have no choice but to post my links, but they are worth clicking, I’ve been told by at least one person that they are the best links online, but that person was me and I am kinda bias.

The Hottest Soccer Wives You’ve Ever Seen
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Strippers Rejoice!!! You Don’t Have to Keep Your Tips in Your Old Underwear Anymore
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Watch Ninja Babes in Space Episode 1
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Keeley Hazel Isn’t Naked But IS Still Fun to Look At
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Nick Hogan is a Cry Baby and is Feeling Sorry for Himself
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Beverly Hills Pimps and Hoes Do a Photoshoot
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Katherine Heigl is Boring and Reminds ME of Your Mom, Which is Prbably a Huge Turn on for You.
So Here are Some Pics of Her
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Top 10 Athlete Performances on SNL if you Care…
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Cheat Your Education!!
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Use This Spray to Get Sex Today
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Patsy Kensit See Through Dress
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Sharon Stone Drags ANother Old Haggard Animal on the Red Carpet
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Flex and the City
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The KKK is Endorsing John Mc Cain, but are Pretending They Aren’t But They Are
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That Little Troll Tila Tequila has a Gallery
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Amy Winehouse Used to Look Half Decent
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Former Whore for Heidi Fleiss Turned “Actress” Denise Richards Makes a Fool of Herself on The View
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Mila Kunis is My Wife in Training, At Least that’s What I Tell Her When She Shows Up on My Computer
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Jury Watched R.Kelly Sex Tape with the Lights Off, Probably so They Could Beat Off
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Tennis Judge Has Fun with Tennis Players
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Bar Rafaeli Does A Photo Shoot In Cannes
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Funny Skunk Prank
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Find The Best Cock Sucking On Net
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Adrienne Manning’s New Swimsuit
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Bai Ling Bikini Throeback
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Susana Spears Supports the Dutch
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Awesome Fight from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
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I Don’t Even Have to Explain Why This is Funny
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Ali Lohan is Fucking Ugly and Went on Letterman to Promote her Shitty Reality Show
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The True Story of the Internet
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Indiana Jones and the Lego Boulder
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Get Girls to FLASH!!
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Aishwarya Rai Cleavage in Cannes
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Daily Poll – Are Daisy Fuentes’ Tits Real or Fake
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Baseball Player Hunter Pence’s Hot Girlfriend
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Miley Cyrus is Breaking Up With Hannah Montanna
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Some Funny Things You Can Get in the Harriet Carter Catalog
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I didn’t Know Jodie Foster was a Lesbian…a Huge Cheating Lesbian…
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Some Pussy Cat Doll Slutty Performance Pics
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Odalys Garcia is a Hot Cuban TV Presenter
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Retarded Huge Tits in the Bath
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Bonus: Club Sluts You Want to Get Your Hands On
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2008

21

May

Ivanka Trump May Have Nipples of the Day

I am not sure if these are actually Ivanka Trumps nipples or if she’s just faking us out with the way her conservative mormon lookin’ dress is made, but I am all about pretending. Just last night I told myself that I had morals and refused to acknowledge the future sex offender in a sweater vest I met at the bar I was drinking at. As he twitched and awkwardly rubbed his hand and stroked his beer like it was a woman he so desperately yearned to be with while talking about all the hot girls that were at the bar next door that he was too shy to go into because hot girls don’t like him and how if he had his way he’d take them all in the back alley and have his way with them but he’s scared of getting caught. I just told him he was a creep and had to respect girls when I would have normally joined in on the rape talk and given him tips how to not get caught. I know that story may not make sense and I guess you had to be there but here are some Trump nipples and they are richer than me.

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2008

21

May

Shayne Lamas Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

Her name is Shayne Lamas and she’s some reality star that offers nothing to the world except for maybe some entertainment a couple of years ago when there was nothing else on TV. She’s doing some staged bikini pictures because it seems to be the way to make a slut more famous and I am buying into the hype and doing my part by posting this shit, because if a girl is willing to prance around half naked for exposure that she will realize will only make her fans want more of her, then it’s only a matter of time before I get to see her cunt. I am a hero like that, sure it doesn’t really get me much love, but who needs love when you have a house stocked with cake thanks to an unhappy and obese wife. Emotional eating doesn’t discriminate by gender you know.

At least she’s trying to connect to real men out there by showing how open minded she is by fishing and running around with something she probably bought at a fish store, which on a side note is my favorite place to spend my afternoons because I like the smell.

Posted in:Bikini|Shayne Lamas

2008

21

May

Sharon Stone Shows Some Sheer Panties in Cannes of the Day

I like pussy, even if shit is wrapped up in a pair of underwear, because I know shit’s still there. I know everyone has seen Sharon Stone’s pussy, but that was when it was younger and it’s always nice to see what life’s changes have done to a vagina, it’s like watching your baby go to it’s first day of kindergarten and not only because it smells the same as when your kid shit’s his pants out of fear, but also because of the the natural growth of the human species and it’s times like this that makes us appreciate just how magical life is. Unfortunately for Sharon Stone though, the magic is more of a retired grandfather struggling to pull some tricks he learnt in the war and less like the magic I thought I experienced when I thought I lost my virginity but was really just jerking off to porn in the 80s, I blame the acid.

Posted in:Panties|Sharon Stone|Vagina

2008

21

May

Madonna Has a See Through Dress in Cannes of the Day

Madonna may be old and washed up but should be given some credit in trying to hold onto the fame she once had. Even though I should ignore this bitch and ignore her new-found masculinity because I know that no one gives a fuck about her, I just can’t seem to. She’s in Cannes and she’s wearing some kind of barely see through dress that isn’t really a big deal, but you can see nipple and that usually seems to be enough to keep you happy, because the last time you jerked off to nipples this old, it was when your mom slipped out of her towel after taking a shower and this will probably cause a lot less emotional damage.

Posted in:Madonna|See Through|Uncategorized

2008

21

May

Eva Herzigova in Lingerie in Cannes of the Day

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Despite finding lingerie kinda lame when it comes to finding pictures to jerk off to, I am all for girls who would normally be in normal clothes wearing lingerie instead of normal clothes because it makes things more interesting to look at. I have no idea who Eva Herzigova but she somehow managed to get invited to Cannes and is wearing some kind of 1980’s style lingerie instead of a normal dress and that may not be all that hot but it’s better than nothing.

I went to a dress store with one of my stepdaughters the other day, I am not entirely sure why I agreed to it but I am glad I did because as she was going through every single dress in the place, I was standing by the changing room watching teenage girls try on their prom dresses. Now that may not seem all that exciting to you, I am easily pleased and watching bra flashes and panty flashes as their mom’s zipped them up was like porn to me…Either way, here’s Eva.

Posted in:Eva Herzigova

2008

21

May

Jessica Simpson Cabo Cleavage in a Bikini of the Day

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These are some pretty pathetic pictures of Jessica Simpson in a bikini in Cabo, but not as pathetic as me writing about Jessica Simpson’s pathetic bikini pictures, but I figure that she needs some attention since all the focus has been on her sister the last couple of weeks and Jessica is used to having Ashlee ride her coat tails and her bratty spoiled piece of shit attitude doesn’t really like what’s going on, but she can’t seem to find the words to explain what she’s feeling because she’s too stupid so she’s turn to the bottle like most illiterates do, only most illiterates are homeless people who could never adapt in the real world and not big breasted rich chicks.

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I feel like I learned that on the Cosby Show when Sammy Davis Jr made a guest appearance as an illiterate, sure it may not be all that recent an episode but it was considered big news the last time I had TV, it’s not my fault you’ve moved on. Ditcher.

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Posted in:Bikini|Cabo|cleavage|Jessica Simpson

2008

21

May

Lydia Hearst in Lingerie at Some Event of the Day

Lydia Hearst was at some event and she was paid to wear this outfit like some kind of fetish model only a lot more classy because she’s a billionaire and not just some overweight girl from high school looking for male attention and the only way she can get it is by squeezing her fat ass into PVC while pretending she’s Betty Page or some shit.

I am more into naked than underwear because I am not one of those fags who likes leaving things to the imagination, I like it served on a plate and looking at her in underwear and trying to visualize what her pussy looks like is a pain in the ass because I know I’ll never actually see what her pussy looks like, so why fuckin’ bother. Lingerie is boring.

The only time I get excited now is when I see my wife in her everyday clothes, because it is a lot better than seeing her naked, something she’s become fond of because clothes are too constricting on her fat ass, but not as excited as seeing the trashy pregnant chick in a belly shirt and short shorts smoking a cigarette I saw turning tricks yesterday, she may not be a heiress but at least she gives me the time of day when I talk to her and by talk to her I mean when I let her suck my dick.

Posted in:Lingerie|Lydia Hearst

2008

21

May

Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like Being Asked About Her Inheritance of the Day

So for those of you who don’t know, Paris HIlton’s grandfather is worth 2.4 billion dollars and for her entire useless life she’s been expecting a huge cut of that fortune, but in the last couple of years after realizing that his grandkids are fuckin’ useless, dude decided to put shit up for charity.

In the clip, some British reporter asks Paris about how she feels about her grandfather scaling down on her inheritance and she demands for the next question like some spoiled little cunt who doesn’t wanna acknowledge the fact that her cunt and her antics for the last 10 years that have embarrassed her family are the reason he’s not facilitating their future.

I love how bitch takes this shit personally, like she feels she is somehow owed money just because he has it. I never understand that about rich kids, just because their parents are loaded, they think they are by default, but maybe that’s because I am not rich, but if I was, I can guarantee I wouldn’t just turn the product of my hard work over to a bunch of hungry leeches or to some partyslut with herpes, even if that partyslut with herpes was my wife. I’d rather give spend that shit to myself before I die, or maybe like Paris Hilton’s grandfather, I’d give it to AIDS research to save my granddaughter’s life, because she’s a useless rich girl slut.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Spoiled

2008

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So my readers suck at life but I expected that I wouldn’t get free tickets to events, but figured I’d try. I am not all that hurt about it, but my stepdaughter cried a lot and I blame you. The good news is that some penthouse pet emailed me from some weird email offering to leave me a voicemail of her not masturbating if I linked her friends site. I feel like I’ve really made it and can go kill myself now, but before I do….

Add Me To Facebook if You Haven’t Already….
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Now Here Are My Links…..


Dancing With the Stars Karina Smirnoff in a Hot Photoshoot
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Angelina and Clint Eastwoods Wife Get a Little Lezzy at Cannes
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Ben Stiller Kind of Sucks, But Tropic Thunder Looks Kind of Amazing
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Watch the Hottest Movie Review and by Movie Review I Mean Huge Tits
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Marriage is Already Ruining Nick Cannon’s Wife, But At Least He’s Banging Mariah Carey
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Are the ladies of the new 90210 hotter than the Originals?
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Jes Brieden Makes Shitty EuroDance, But Look At Her Photos Anyways
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Look But Don’t Touch, Because Guys Like You Don;t Get Girls Like These
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Learn How to Last Longer in Bed, Because Two Minutes in Heaven is Better Then One Minute in Heaven
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Find Porn Reviews Now
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Audrina Partridge Strips Down
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Rachel Bilson Down Blouse That May Be From Last Week, But I Am Too Drunk To Remember
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Web Cam Slut Tuesdays They Have Live Sex…
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Web Cam Accident Goes Good For Horny Execs
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Some Russian Club Sluts That You Can Imagine Doing Dirty Things To
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Blake Lively is Still on Vacation…Still in a Bikini and Still Useless
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Amy Winehouse Wants to Have Kids- I can only dream that they will be mine…
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Mom Does Not Equal Girlfriend
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I’m sorry, But Shauna Sand is Relaly Fucked Up Looking
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I Need to Buy a TV, Because Livin’ Lohan Looks Like It’s Going to Be Amazing
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And While Were on the Subject, Lindsay is Getting Sued
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Amateur Slut I Wanna Bang of the Day
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Angelina Jolie is REALLY Fucking Pregnant, But You;re a Perv and Prolly Into That,m So Check It OUt
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Bianca Slut and Her Sleeping Clothes
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Here are Some Leaked Sex in the City Clips for the Homos
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Top Top 10 Office Freakouts of All Time
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The Suge Knight Fight Where He Gets His Pussy Killer Ass Beat
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Some Disgusting Tampon Tattoo
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Some Rihanna in a Dominatrix Outfit Performing….Since I Couldn’t Land Tickets To the Concert…I Will Live Vicariously Through Her Pics….
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Brianna Frost is Hot
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Some America’s Next Top Model Chick’s Personal Slutting Out Pics
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Some New Pictures of Jenna Jameson in Lingerie
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Some Flying Penis a some Russian Speech Makes me Laugh
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Keira Knightley Almost Has an Upskirt
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His and Her Grooming Kits Rip Off a Terry Richardson Muff Shot Pic
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A Whole Lot More Webcam Sluts Willing to Do What You Tell Them
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Italian Web Cam Slut
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Use This to Help You Find Sex, Because You Need all The Help You Can Get
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Balloon Pussy!
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Blue Flame Technology
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The Only Thing Weirder Then How Devon Aoki Looks Is That Her Brother Wants to Bang Her
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Aubrey O’Day is My Kind of Ho
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2 Girls, 1 Buzzing
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Miss Nude Contest is Exactly What it Sounds Like
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Jenna Jameson Topless Throwback Action
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Stair Diving Goes Wrong
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The PoorMan’s Bikini Beach Mile
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Jennifer Tilly is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Russian Politician is Pranked by Flying Sex Toy
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Petra Nemcover Cleavage at Cannes
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Lohan Bikini Throwback, Because I Like to Dream of the Old Days
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If You Are Lookin’ for a Gangbang – Click This Link….Seriously Amazing
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Girl and Her Vagina
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A Girl Her Tits and her Vagina Make Their Wy Onto the Internet
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Pierced Face – Saggy Titty Black Chick
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Gross
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Big Tits in a Bikini and Other Weird Photobucket Finds
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