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2008

21

May

Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like Being Asked About Her Inheritance of the Day

So for those of you who don’t know, Paris HIlton’s grandfather is worth 2.4 billion dollars and for her entire useless life she’s been expecting a huge cut of that fortune, but in the last couple of years after realizing that his grandkids are fuckin’ useless, dude decided to put shit up for charity.

In the clip, some British reporter asks Paris about how she feels about her grandfather scaling down on her inheritance and she demands for the next question like some spoiled little cunt who doesn’t wanna acknowledge the fact that her cunt and her antics for the last 10 years that have embarrassed her family are the reason he’s not facilitating their future.

I love how bitch takes this shit personally, like she feels she is somehow owed money just because he has it. I never understand that about rich kids, just because their parents are loaded, they think they are by default, but maybe that’s because I am not rich, but if I was, I can guarantee I wouldn’t just turn the product of my hard work over to a bunch of hungry leeches or to some partyslut with herpes, even if that partyslut with herpes was my wife. I’d rather give spend that shit to myself before I die, or maybe like Paris Hilton’s grandfather, I’d give it to AIDS research to save my granddaughter’s life, because she’s a useless rich girl slut.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Spoiled

2008

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So my readers suck at life but I expected that I wouldn’t get free tickets to events, but figured I’d try. I am not all that hurt about it, but my stepdaughter cried a lot and I blame you. The good news is that some penthouse pet emailed me from some weird email offering to leave me a voicemail of her not masturbating if I linked her friends site. I feel like I’ve really made it and can go kill myself now, but before I do….

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Now Here Are My Links…..


Dancing With the Stars Karina Smirnoff in a Hot Photoshoot
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Angelina and Clint Eastwoods Wife Get a Little Lezzy at Cannes
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Ben Stiller Kind of Sucks, But Tropic Thunder Looks Kind of Amazing
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Watch the Hottest Movie Review and by Movie Review I Mean Huge Tits
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Marriage is Already Ruining Nick Cannon’s Wife, But At Least He’s Banging Mariah Carey
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Are the ladies of the new 90210 hotter than the Originals?
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Jes Brieden Makes Shitty EuroDance, But Look At Her Photos Anyways
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Look But Don’t Touch, Because Guys Like You Don;t Get Girls Like These
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Learn How to Last Longer in Bed, Because Two Minutes in Heaven is Better Then One Minute in Heaven
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Find Porn Reviews Now
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Audrina Partridge Strips Down
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Rachel Bilson Down Blouse That May Be From Last Week, But I Am Too Drunk To Remember
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Web Cam Slut Tuesdays They Have Live Sex…
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Web Cam Accident Goes Good For Horny Execs
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Some Russian Club Sluts That You Can Imagine Doing Dirty Things To
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Blake Lively is Still on Vacation…Still in a Bikini and Still Useless
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Amy Winehouse Wants to Have Kids- I can only dream that they will be mine…
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Mom Does Not Equal Girlfriend
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I’m sorry, But Shauna Sand is Relaly Fucked Up Looking
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I Need to Buy a TV, Because Livin’ Lohan Looks Like It’s Going to Be Amazing
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And While Were on the Subject, Lindsay is Getting Sued
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Amateur Slut I Wanna Bang of the Day
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Angelina Jolie is REALLY Fucking Pregnant, But You;re a Perv and Prolly Into That,m So Check It OUt
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Bianca Slut and Her Sleeping Clothes
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Here are Some Leaked Sex in the City Clips for the Homos
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Top Top 10 Office Freakouts of All Time
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The Suge Knight Fight Where He Gets His Pussy Killer Ass Beat
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Some Disgusting Tampon Tattoo
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Some Rihanna in a Dominatrix Outfit Performing….Since I Couldn’t Land Tickets To the Concert…I Will Live Vicariously Through Her Pics….
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Brianna Frost is Hot
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Some America’s Next Top Model Chick’s Personal Slutting Out Pics
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Some New Pictures of Jenna Jameson in Lingerie
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Some Flying Penis a some Russian Speech Makes me Laugh
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Keira Knightley Almost Has an Upskirt
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His and Her Grooming Kits Rip Off a Terry Richardson Muff Shot Pic
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A Whole Lot More Webcam Sluts Willing to Do What You Tell Them
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Italian Web Cam Slut
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Use This to Help You Find Sex, Because You Need all The Help You Can Get
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Balloon Pussy!
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Blue Flame Technology
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The Only Thing Weirder Then How Devon Aoki Looks Is That Her Brother Wants to Bang Her
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Aubrey O’Day is My Kind of Ho
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2 Girls, 1 Buzzing
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Miss Nude Contest is Exactly What it Sounds Like
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Jenna Jameson Topless Throwback Action
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Stair Diving Goes Wrong
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The PoorMan’s Bikini Beach Mile
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Jennifer Tilly is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Russian Politician is Pranked by Flying Sex Toy
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Petra Nemcover Cleavage at Cannes
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Lohan Bikini Throwback, Because I Like to Dream of the Old Days
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If You Are Lookin’ for a Gangbang – Click This Link….Seriously Amazing
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Girl and Her Vagina
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A Girl Her Tits and her Vagina Make Their Wy Onto the Internet
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Pierced Face – Saggy Titty Black Chick
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Gross
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Big Tits in a Bikini and Other Weird Photobucket Finds
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2008

20

May

Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Shorts and Tits of the Day

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I like how the circle of life works, one person dies another is born, one couple breaks up and another one ends up getting married because gay marriage was finally legalized and all their fabricated commercial emo shit can go down under the legal contract that locks them together called marriage. I am talking about how Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson right before Ashlee and Pete Wentz got married and how this probably ruined Jessica Simpson on the inside, kinda like how Tony Romo did to her insides while he had her vulnerable vagina crying on his bed, only with a lot less semen.

Either way, here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson before the wedding showing off some tits because she’s back on the market and knows that dudes like tits.

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And here is Jessica Simpson after the wedding in Cabo to Deal With Her Jealousy of Her Sister’s Wedding and She Isn’t in a Bikini Yet….But Probably Will Be…so keep yourself posted.

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Shorts|Tits

2008

20

May

Jenny McCarthy is a Hot Man of the Day

Jenny McCarthy has never been hot in my world, but then again, my world is a scary place and girls who were in Playboy don’t exist in it, but when I look at her now, I feel like she’d fit in nicely amongst the trannies I roll by and want to befriend because I am fascinated in their big hair, bad make-up, fake tits and penis, not in a sexual way, I am not creepy like that, despite knowing that tranny porn is watched mostly by straight dudes who think it’s less gay to watch a chick with a dick bang a chick than watch a dude bang a chick, because at least the dick’s got a hot set of fake tits, but I find it a little too unnatural to be down with. I do know that someone who has done that to themselves is probably a lot of fun to hang with because they obviously don’t give a fuck about what other people think about them.

The point of all that was to say that Jenny McCarthy may have big tits, she may live a life as a girl but until I see a spread out pussy, I am calling dude on this shit. Her freaky face is just too much like one of my homeboys than one that comes stock with a vagina.

Posted in:Hot|Jenny McCarthy|Man|Tits

2008

20

May

Alessandra Ambrosio has Some Hot Pregnant Tits of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is part of the reason I want to get a model pregnant, even though that dream is not possible for me since my good years are far behind me and because my good years weren’t all that good, I was just a little more put together and about 10 years farther away from my impending death. I know that if I made other life choices I could have ended up with a model’s baby, like if I never got fired from that old folks home, maybe one of the girls coming to see their dying grandmother was hot, or even if I became addicted to dance instead of addicted to drinking, I could have found myself performing at some model conference. The truth is you just never know, but I do know that it wasn’t written in my cards.

The reason I would want to get a model pregnant, is that despite having a disgusting little parasite eating off her and growing inside her, she is still hot enough to fuck and not worry about how gross the experience actually is and just follow your balls direction in cumming inside her again. It’s like give something worth eating as my load showers it’s little developing head.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|cleavage|Tits

2008

20

May

Whitney Port from The Hills Stars in Some Nipple Slip of the Day

These pics have been floating around the last couple of days but I decided to post the shit regardless because that’s how irresponsible I am when it comes to bringing you the latest and greatest of the world of famous and no so famous sluts. I am also irresponsible in every other aspect of my life so don’t think you’re special.

What is special is the concept of not wearing a bra, because let’s face it, not every chick needs one and it is a little presumptuous of some girls who wear bras when they don’t need them, that’s like me buying extra large condoms, provided I wore condoms, but prefer the fear induced by not knowing whether I am dying of a horrible virus, it’s just hard to find street whores willing to do that, you always have to offer an extra 20 and sometimes that just doesn’t make fiscal sense and you have to go for the bareback blowjob instead which is a lot less exciting because the changes of contracting shit is substantially less, even with their open crackwhore sores in their mouth. I like to think I live on the wild side.

Speaking of wild, this girl I’ve never heard of is important enough to have pictures taken of her by the paparazzi and you aren’t, I am not sure what that says about you, but it says something about fame in America and how useless you can be to get it.

Enough writing, look at her nipple while she eats, it kinda grosses me out, but that’s just because the only time I’ve seen my wife naked is when she’s naked, she thinks it makes her favorite thing a more spiritual experience, I guess like someone who likes skinny dipping instead of swimming, or like a naked baby being baptized. She just wants nothing to stand between her and her food, it pollutes the experience between her and her god. Enjoy.

Posted in:Nipple Slip|Uncategorized|Whitney Port

2008

20

May

Reese Witherspoon’s Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is boring as fuck and looks like a boring fuck and I have always felt that way about her. Sure she’s had a bunch of kids making you think she’s worth fucking, but she just did that to lock in the teen heartthrob who knocked her up when they did a movie together and the other kids were just used as a distraction to how boring she was and dude figured that at least babies give them some laughs and something to do with their time and something to talk about to divert their attention from each other because she pretty much had nothing to offer.

These bikini pics prove that. She looks like a Southern Fat chick who has been lucky enough to not work in the diner where she was supposed to and moved to Hollywood where she won an Academy Award all while fighting off the demons of her past as they try to make her ass as fat as it was supposed to be if she hadn’t ran away to Hollywood all in hopes that it doesn’t win, but it will. It always does. You can’t beat genetics, trust me, I’ve tried.

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2008

20

May

Amy Winehouse Out in Her Joggin’ Shorts of the Day

Looks like Amy Winehouse is about to go on a jog and I am posting these for all the haters who said she was only skinny because of crack/heroin/cocaine or whatever drugs she’s on. I always say how nice and fit she looks and people always come back at me about how she doesn’t eat because she’s a fuckin’ addict, while would an addict where gym shorts to be ready because they look like they are scared shitless and about to run away from the voices in their head….I don’t think so. She needs a workout tape so all you fat sluts can follow her lead.

Amy Winehouse reminds me of this Jewish dude who is always hanging out in my neighborhood, not because all Jews look the same, but because he dresses like he’s not rich and begs people on the street for a quarter for a fuckin’ coffee while rockin’ a fatty rolex and designer jeans. I have given him shit before because I only see him on weekends and he’s probably doing it to make an extra 40 dollars a day, while his wife is at the salon getting her hair done or some shit because he’s addicted to money. The point is that he tries to look like he’s ratty and unshowered and like he doesn’t have any money or a nice expensive home, an Amy Winehouse is just followin’ his lead only instead of begging for change she looks more like the kind of girl who will suck your dick with her toothless mouth for drugs, while we all know she can afford to get her toothless mouth fixed and that this is all just a bullshit cry for attention to make a little more money because that’s really all she and the Jewish dude who pretends to be homeless care about. I think someone should fuck the cents back into her and I nominate me because I am not scared of things that stink.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bra

2008

20

May

Kristen Bell’s Tight Ass in Sweat Pants of the Day

I saw that Sarah Marshall shit and I use the term shit loosely because I can’t thing of something more representative of what I experienced for that hour and a half at cheap movie night. Instead of watching the equivalent of watching AIDS fester in the blood stream of a poor unsuspecting 5 year old who just got molested by her AIDS positive uncle on screen and set in Hawaii, I used the opportunity of having the time away from my wife to fantasize about the group of college girls sitting in front of me who thought they were coming to a good movie. I ran different scenarios through my head of what they would do to each other provided they just let down that front and accepted that all girls are dykes. I was trying to think of how they go to yoga class in yoga pants together and when they get home the more liberal one of the group who is more open about fucking her roommates decides to show off her moves like it ain’t a thing only she does it after getting out of the shower while wearing nothing but a towel, leading to the others to get naked in some sort of yoga experimental 20 something all girl orgy that I am watching from a tree outside their dorm room window.

The reason I hated this shit movie was because it was a fucking mess that didn’t make me laugh. I admit I am a joke snob and I never laugh because I don’t believe in it, but I think objectively it was not funny for anyone in the theatre except for the drunk guy who was trying to get his money’s worth, but based on his twitching, I think he could have been laughing at the voices in his head.

The writer was the main character who milked the fact that he sold a script and decided now was his chance to make himself famous in some ego-project that he casted himself for but should have never been cast for at all because the movie should have never been made. To make things worse the dude, who was ridiculously weird looking wrote in scenes of him showing his dick as many times as possible and I think it all stems back from the constant encouragement of his mother.

Either way, Kristen Bell wasn’t hot or interesting in it and compared to Mila Kunis was more on par with the ridiculously fat Hawaiian dude who worked on the resort but to be fair to Kristen Bell, here are pictures of her ass and I guess when she’s standing alone she’s worth a round.

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Tight Ass|Tight Pants

2008

20

May

Kimmy Stewart Gets it on with Jude Law of the Day

I always thought that Kimmy Stewart was a mangled piece of bird nosed shit, but I guess when drunk she’s worth fuckin’ if you are a homeless motherfucker like me. I can just close my eyes and pretend the nose bashing me in the fuckin’ face is just my priest teaching me what Catholicism is all about because I always had fond memories of the church growing up as an Orphan mexican who couldn’t speak english,, it was a whole lot holier than the hell that is living in Kimmy Stewarts underwear.

Either way, she was caught getting down with Jude Law, offering to zip him up because celebrities are high maintenance and Kimmy Stewart knows she’s not quite celebrity enough or hot enough to be chased after by anyone, especially some second rate actor, and has to do everything she can to star fuck him.

I guess to be fair to Kimmy Stewart her dad did revolutionize music for 40 year old women in the 90s, turning them all into sluts and he does give hope to short men that a little money and a raspy ballad singing career leads to impregnating numerous tall blonde models who clearly did enough cocaine and smoked enough heroin in the 70s to ruin their uterus and produce this mess of a daughter.

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