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2008

11

Jun

Brittany Snow is Beating Up Cock of the Day


Brittany Snow is in some movie playing some kind of man hating prostitute and this is a scene showing off how badly she wants to destroy all penis one penis at a time. I think it’s a pretty common situation where a girl gets raped as a kid and finds herself living the life as a whore to support her addiction caused by trying to forget being raped as a kid. The problem with that strategy is that she ends up absorbing herself in the seedier part of men as they mistreat her whore body and use her as some kind of live action sex doll because she is a whore and since they are paying her to be a live action sex doll it’s kind of acceptable behavior. But that makes her hate them more and the only way to live with herself is to do drugs harder and that gives her the idea to destroy all cock that comes her way as some kind of superhero that isn’t anything super except maybe a super wreck that thinks she is doing her part in saving the world like how I feel every time I recycle because I know putting that one can in the recycle bin won’t save the planet, but it feels like I just helped.

Either way, it’s just a scene from a movie and I have known dudes who loved getting their balls abused by chicks but there’s nothing funny about that, it’s just weird. But I did know a guy who always asked girls to play with his balls. I am talkin’ no matter where we were, he’d ask any girl around to play with his balls, whether she was a waitress, a clerk in a store, a group of teenage girls eating ice cream or even elderly women in the park. The dude just loved testicle play so much that it’s all he ever thought about despite how awkward it made everyone else feel. It always made me laugh so, this one’s for him.

Posted in:Brittany Snow|Movie|Prostitute|Uncategorized

2008

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t have any internet all day because I didn’t have any power, which meant I sat in the dark until running to Starbucks to post my shit. The problem is that Starbucks is evil and always kicks me out- so I convinced some people to compile the links for me – so there’s a lot of them but we all know you have nothing better to do with your time – so click them

Now, Here’s a WHOLE lot of fucking links. Tomorrow – I will only have 10, I decided to scale back.


Body Paint, Tits and Other General Half Nakedness for You to Enjoy
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Halle Berry Used to Fuck a New Kid on the Block
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A Real Fake Skateboard Video
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Kate Hudson Has Some Big Tits, and By Big Tits I Mean She is Flat As a Fucking Board and I don’t Care….
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Gina Gershon Still Denies Fucking President Clinton
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Roisin Murphey Had Teeny Tiny Nipples
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Some Brazilian Kids That Are Far More Athletic Than You or I Will Ever Be
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Phone Sex History
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Lohan and Ronson Hang With Lily Allen Because I Am Guessing Someone Who Hasn’t Had a Miscarriage Wasn’t Available.
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How To : Audition for Playboy
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Decide if this Sean Young Chick is Hot or Not
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Some Petra Nemcova Goodness
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Peta is Most Probably Going to Kil THe Olsen Twins
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Segway Face Plant is Amazing
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Panty Pulling is the Latest Craze to Hit Japan
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More Passed Out Party Girls
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Karolina Kurkova Gallery
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Slut Fight
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Asian Hottie Looks Like a Doll
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Some Entertainment for you Long Ride Home
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If Tennis is Anything Like This, I may Actually Be Pretty Good At It
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More Lezzie Get Downs
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Now THAT’S What I Call Bird Watching
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Quick!! Get Her ATM Code!!
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Brodie Jenner’s NEw Reality Show is Called Bromance
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Baby in Japan Was Born With a Peen on His Back!!
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Blonde Gets Naked At the Cabin
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Guy Busts 40 Water Melons With His Head
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Work Out Slut
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Use This to Get Laid and Thank Me Later
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Spank that Pussy!
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And That’s How You Ruin a Shot
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Bar Raefeli in Some Foreign Magazine
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Peter Andre’s Daddy Sauce
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Bums and Their Creative Signs
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Theodorva is Pretty in Pink
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Busted in the Vegetable Garden
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Newspaper Owns the People the Philadelphia
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Living Lohan Episode 3
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Some Amateur Whore Shows Off Her Hot Ass in Panties
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Woman Faceplants on a Segway
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6 Golf Stretches From Natalie Gulbis
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UK Exclusive – Madonna Hires Divorce Lawyer Because Her Husband Doesn’t Support Her Decision to Get a Sex Change
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Some Crazy Boyfriend Chokes and Beat His Friends
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Some Chick Crushes A Watermelon With Her Thighs
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Some Jailbait Moment
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Get Smart Get’s Hijacked – Hilarious
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Keeley Haell Wasted
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SCHOOL TEACHER WHO HAD SEX WITH UNDERAGE STUDENTS WRITES TO NICK HOGAN
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Some New Star Wars Shit – I Don’t Understand
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Mexican Girl in a Bikini Beatdown
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Some Hot Young Lesbians Pissing On Each Other VIdeo
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A Whole Bunch of Bikini Car Wash Videos
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Some Girl Punching Her Tits
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Some Girls Having Fun Topless on the Beach
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Drink 2 Beers in 2 Seconds
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Some Chick in her Bikini on a Yacht…
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Some Pictures of a New York Swingers Club
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Wonderbra’s Greatest Hits
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Some Chick Named Jenna Fischer – Thought She Was Joining a Spice Girls Type Band But Really Joined a Call Girl Ring….Before she was Famous….
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Halle Berry’s Mom Tits
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Some Beach Volleyball Tits
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American Apparel Does Kiddie Porn
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Some Mystery Teen and Her Weird Homemade Doggy Style Sex Bench
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Some Fat Cuba Ass Shakes In Her Kitchen…A Place That Helped Make This Fat Cuba Ass
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Some Pierced Clit Stupidity
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Some Pierced Clit Reaction Video
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Louise Glover in a String Thing
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Anna Tatangelo Max Magazine Pics
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Babes Who Wont Talk Back
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Hard Day at the Office
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Storm Squirters Give You What You Need
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BONUS – Sluts You KNOW You Can Count On
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

10

Jun

Mariah Carey is in a Bikini for Her New Video of the Day

Mariah Carey is in a Bikini in her new video. These are the pictures. I would write more, but what’s the fuckin’ point. Sometimes things just are what they are and the only thing we can laugh about is how much she looks like a character from Planet of the Apes or some shit.

Posted in:Bikini|Mariah Carey|Video

2008

10

Jun

Heather Locklear is a Drunken Slut of the Day

I love that people are even talking about Heather Locklear’s drunken antics when all bitch is doing is throwing the shocker and showing us various ways she rock’s the clit, because she is substantially less messy than me or anyone I know who gets drunk, like when I get a little carried away, I don’t just throw out the shocker for laughs, I enforce the shocker and the unsuspecting victim would totally be against it if she wasn’t passed out on the club bathroom floor after puking herself to borderline death. If I had my way, I wished being over-served led to silliness and not illegal shit, because I’d have a much less guilty conscience and probably a few more friends than just my wife, and she’s only my friend because she’s got absolutely no choice.

Posted in:Drunk|Heather Locklear

2008

10

Jun

Alicia Douvall is Topless in a Bikini of the Day

All I know about this chick is that she’s from the UK and has a face like a plate of Bangers and Mash that can only be justified as the product of some Dairy Farm incest, but she’s topless and showing off her shitty sun burned fake tits that make these pictures about as sexually arousing as the pair of underwear I’ve been wearing all week because I have few options, kinda like any guy that happens to have sex with this slag. It’s one of those take what you can get when in a time of desperation, because it’s really the only way I can understand the fact that she’s got a kid.

During the Black Out 2008 that I experienced today, I ran into a couple HUGE girls on the street, I am talking substantially fatter than me and for some reason they were kickin’ it with some skinny blonde girl who looked just as sloppy as they did but wasn’t fat and took up less airplane seats when her deadbeat boyfriend saved enough money from selling dime bags of weed to take her somewhere special.

Either way, the busted up skinny chick was wearing this tight shirt and her tits were busting out because they were her only asset, or the only think she thought were her asset, because they really weren’t all that nice to look at and dudes were staring at her in amazement, that she thought was a positive thing and that’s why I feel like she’d really get along with this Alicia Douvall girl, together they could tell each other that they are the prettiest girls in the world, while everyone else kinda looks at them in disgusted amazement.

Posted in:Alicia Douvall|Bikini|Topless

2008

10

Jun

Paris Hilton’s Not Pregnant of the Day

I heard on the news that there was a tornado warning and I got excited because I have never been in a tornado and assumed it was a sign of the apocalypse. When the power went out and the overcast and wind rolled in, I was excited to see the world come to an end. Unfortunately, I was wrong, and people like Paris Hilton as still gracing the planet, but the good news is that she’s gracing the planet alone and she doesn’t have a little spawn growing up inside her tattered womb like everyone reported last week.

She is however, still a trashy attention whore who despite having no talent or skills gets away with being a bisexual cokeslut drunk, and instead of being sent to rehab to save her career, is paid lots of money to show girls how to dance to the wrong song that the DJ is playing because the beat doesn’t go with her pre-planned moves.

The worst thing is that little girls are just copying her bullshit, wearing the party dresses, dancing on the bars and talking like a semi-retarded valley girl who got in an a drunk driving car accident on prom night and things just haven’t been the same since.

It’s got so bad that even today, I saw a little asian girl rockin’ animal print boots, she was about 3 and I already knew what fate had lined up for her and I blame Paris.

Either way, Paris was at a club, drinking and dancing and I assume that if that doesn’t confirm she’s not pregnant, and the fact that she’s got more pussy diseases than the SPCA and can’t get pregnant is just speculation, pictures of her miscarriage dripping down her thigh, is in the only thing that will let me sleep easy and can only hope it’s in the near future.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Pregnant

2008

10

Jun

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace in Some Topless Bikini Pictures of the Day

This Aisleyne Horgan Wallace chick is pretty much good for one thing and that’s taking off her shirt every chance she gets to show off her fake tits that she bought herself with her trust fund money because it makes for a better investment for a slut than something useless like college. She’s from the UK and envious of all those glamour models out there and is doing all she can to get coverage and you know, I got little else to do with my time than to post this shit for you since I’ve been following her amazingly life changing career of taking off her shirt and flashing her pussy and panties for a pretty long time and I guess this is just another one of her accomplishments, like the time I won employee of the year for this site, it’s something I will definitely put on my resume, even though I have to admit the judges were a little bias since they were me.

Either way, I don’t know who is who in these pics, I just see a couple sluts, and sometimes that’s good enough and names just become irrelevant.

Posted in:Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace|Topless

2008

10

Jun

Phoebe Price’s Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

My power went out a bunch of hours ago and I thought it was because I hadn’t paid my electricty bill and the company shut me down and I was happy because it re-affirmed my ghetto lifestyle, but then I walked outside and realized the whole block was out and that I wasn’t as much as a hurtbag as I thought I was.

My ghetto accomplishment, wasn’t much of an accomplishment at all and I think the same goes for Phoebe Price who got some press for being in a bikini candid shot showing off her fat legs and thought it was so fuckin’ amazing tht she made it to the cover of some tabloid magaine that she has has since staged a bunch of photoshoots with the paparazzi to relive those glory days, unfortunately she completely delusional and thinks that she made the cover because people want to fuck her and that delusion carried over into today’s pictures where she’s trying to exude sex, when shit should just be covered up and not cover material.

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Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

10

Jun

Shauna Sand is the Classiest of the Day

I am a pretty materialistic person and I figure that if you drive a Benz, no matter how trashy you’re no hipped, disgusting plastic surgery ridden prostitute lookin’ body is, you are still high society by my standards, like the other day when I saw some dude got out of his Porsche with some slag with fake tits and ass exposing shorts and trashy stripper shoes, the last thing I thought about was that he either won the lottery or was some kind of pimp, drug dealer, loan shark or mobster who only had that car because he was a sleazy piece of shit. As far as I am concerned, Shauna Sand enjoys croquet, high tea time and most importantly the long drive out to her villa where she is an avid fox hunter.

Posted in:Classiest|Shauna Sand|Slut

2008

10

Jun

Helena Christensen’s Topless Bikini of the Day

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Supermodel of the past, Helena Christensen is out in a bikini in Miami and she’s decided to let her tits out to tan like every good Euopean girl should. I guess it’s safe to say that she’s been keeping up her habits of not eating, snorting cocaine and whatever else she did when she was relelvant because here body is still tight, so tight that a gay dude from the band Interpol would get with her because he doesn’t want the bad press and because if he closes his eyes and visualizes, her pussy feels about as tight as a man’s asshole. At least that’s the story I heard.

Posted in:Bikini|Helena Chistensen|Topless|Uncategorized