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2008

21

Feb

Gemma Atkinson Blue Bikini Pictures of the Day

Gemma Atkinson is some kind of Glamour model which basically means a big breasted whore who lets shitty magazines take pictures of her half naked for people like you to jerk off to because you’ve watched too much real porn in your life and it’s getting played out.

She manages to always pop up in bikinis on beaches, like she’s got nothing better to do but that makes for a good life compared to all you fuckers who are sitting in front of a computer. I guess whoever she’s dating, has a pretty good life too because he is probably a footballer and it seems like they are in high demand. Every slut in the UK is jumping on footballer dick like they are some kind of fashion accessory that determine whether you’re a real UK slut or just a try hard.

It’s some kind of trend, like when the strippers I knew all went out and saved up for breast implants because everyone else was doing it and if you didn’t have them you wouldn’t get invited to any of the exclusive stripper parties and all the other strippers would look down on you and make you feel like you weren’t the real deal.

Either way, here she is in a bikini.

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2008

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I read this in the comments…..

I once dated a girl that just broke up with a midget. She fucking loved my average sized dick because the midget was small that my dick felt like King Kong after a year of midget sex. She also loved being fingered by my real sized hands that can get in and hit the spots, unlike the little midget fingers on her last boyfriends. Lesson here is to fuck girls that just fucked a midget because that bitch ain’t getting off on a tiny midget dick.

Ok….thanks for the advice….I wonder if she was hard to win over or whether freak.

Here are my links.

Nicole Kidman in Her See Through Top
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Which Oscar Contenders Would You Rather Fuck?
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Hot Blonde in a Sheer Bra Getting Wasted at the Club You’ll Never Get Let In….
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Some Hot Bikini Eating Ice Cream
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Some Retarded Tits on a Retarded Face
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Her Name is Kirsty Gallacher and these are Her Bent Over Tits
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Some Gene Simmons Sex Tape Stills if You Haven’t Seen the Video Yet…
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Drink Machine Explodes in a Woman’s Face Funny
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Coco’s Playboy Pictures Preview Insanity
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Latin Ass in a Thong
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Bitch and Her Strong Thighs
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Vanessa Hudgens Has a Sex Tape Out Now
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Kate Beckinsale’s Got Hot Skinny Legs
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Nicole Richie Wears Spanx to Cover Up Her Baby Making Fat
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Here is the Hot Kanye West Music Video Girl in a Hot Fucking Picture
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Some Idiot Confused Madonna Naked for Marilyn Naked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rihanna Wins Silver Dress at Brit Awards….
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Some Russian Amusement Park Titty Prank
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Her Name is Veronica – She is Naked and It’s Worth Checking Out
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Billy Corgan Fuckin’ Sucks in this Cover Song and Pretty Much in Life…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Her Name is Dana and She’s the Reason This Site is NSFW because Watching People Masturbate is Only Allowed at My Office…Which is More of a Box in the corner of the bedroom….
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It Turns Out That Size Matters…That’s Why All Successful People Have Small Dicks…True Story…
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Britney’s Neighbor Got Some Pictures of Her in Her Backyard Again These are Them
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Lohan Was Tricked into Doing the Nude Spread….
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Liz Hurley Paid Her Maid, My Relatives $2.50 Cents an Hour….
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Go Watch Some Webcam Sluts and Tell Them What to Do You Pervert…Because I want Free Access
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Jessica Alba’s Got a Pretty Solid See Through Moment in what I Assume is Her New Movie But What the Fuck Do I Know…(not much is the answer)
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Some Retarded Kid Freaking Out at Youtube People and it’s Pretty Funny
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Here are all The Academy Award Nominees in the Event you Care
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Some Dude Taking a Dump off a Balcony Video
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Check Out the Rash on this Chick
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Some Twins Having Sex – Lesbian Sex – Twins – Insanely Wrong but so Right
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Dancing Girl Falls Hard Video
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Suri Cruise is Child Abused
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Some Webcam Girl Shows Her Ass
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Some Crazy Black Booty Shake
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The Maxim Article Hits MaximOnline
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Some Reject American Idol Slut Reject Wins Some Pageant and is in a Bikini
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Half Naked Stacy Keibler Shows Off Her Legs in Her Not So Funny Funny Or Die Site in a Towel
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Some Dude from Big Brother 9 Did Porn…Here are the Pics….
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Weird Animated Sex Scene for you Nerds
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Kate Beckinsale Showing Some Nipple in this Gallery
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Some Marisa Miller in Lingerie Pics
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Some Hot Shakira Gallery
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Tits Do an American Apparel Ad….American Apparel Claim I am Too Racy to Advertise on…Meanwhile This is the Smut they Produce
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Some Funny Pranks With Some Midget Radio Host Who I Saw On Tyra Talking About How He Fucks His Tall Wife
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Here is the Cameltoe Post on Some Forum
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Amy Winehouse Kept Hiking Her Skirt Up During a Performance..
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude Harassing a Chick on the Subway Gets Humiliated in the Best Possible Way
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Topless Chick Brushing Her Teeth Topless
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

The Circle of Life…From Vagina Touching to Pregnancy to Baby all in One Album
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Some Nasty Bitch Showin’ Off Her 40 D’s and Her Asshole
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Self Shot Masturbating With Close Ups
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Some Slutty Girls Posing….Showing Vagina and Suckin’ Dick
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Some Big Breasts Getting Licked by Their Owner
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FROM THE FORUM

A Whole Lot of Young and Busy Girls
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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2008

20

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Ellen of the Day


I make a point of not watching Ellen, maybe because I don’t own a TV, but also because she’s fucking annoying and I hate lesbians. I only have patience for them when they are dyking out in front of me and don’t look like Ellen.

Either way, Christina Aguilera made an appearance on her show and her tits are exploding out of her dress and you can tell that Ellen’s got a total soft on for those tits. She’s acting even more awkward as she normally does trying to lure that new mom pussy into her dressing room….if it doesn’t work out, at least she has this footage to run one out to and so do you….

I like new mother’s and their new tits and that’s part of the reason I am banned by numerous coffee shops in my area, because it turns out that during afternoons when real people are at work, bitches on maternity leave meet their other new mother friends, because some obnoxious BFF’s like doing everything together especially when it means having babies together so that not only can they enjoy this new stage of life together but they can raise their babies to be BFF’s and grow up to have a lifelong lasting friendship just like them. Either way, they shoot the shit about being new mothers and how raw their nipples are and how their sex lives have suffered or are better or how they are planning on losing the pregnancy weight or how much cuter or more advanced their baby is because they are competitive whores all while breast feeding….and I get to watch.

It’s my daytime porno and it’s free, just like these clips of X-Tina.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Ellen|Tits

2008

20

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Nude Photoshoot Outtakes of the Day

So all you motherfuckers got all excited about seeing Lohan topless or nude despite being covered in freckles in the Lindsay Lohan Nude Photoshoot for NY Mag. I didn’t really give a fuck about them either way, because a staged photoshoot with tits is boring, no matter who the tits belong too. I want to see vagina with dick in it from a picture taken by a paparazzi in a closet, none of this airbrushed studio bullshit…. I did ask a plastic surgeon if her tits were real and he said they were real…implants. I also spoke to a dude who goes to her coke parties and he said she was always naked and advertised the fact that her tits were great fakes. I am going to say shit looks real to me…real fantastic and all you virgins are too busy jerking off to agree.

Either way, the fuckers at NY Mag who threatened me with a law suit yesterday are milking this story as hard as the cocks they like having shoved in their fashionable pretentious lawsuit threatening asses and released these out takes that look the same as the last batch….kinda like a Lohan herpes outbreak, the sores always hit the same spot and lacks excitement because you already know what to expect.

Either way, let’s hope bitch will take Marilyn Monroe’s lead and let this be her last photoshoot before having an overdose on barbiturates leaving her a hollywood legend that we can all look back upon and remember how hollywood turned her into a spoiled talentless cokewhore who was addicted to sex but never released a sex tape but always made us feel better about our miserable lives 20 years from now….

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2008

20

Feb

Olivia Munn and Her Crazy Cleavage of the Day

I don’t watch G4TV because I have had sex but you gotta give them some respect for what they are doing by hiring a slut like Olivia Munn because it gives virgins everywhere the hope that they will find a hot, big breasted fantasy girl like the ones they see in their comic books, who actually knows and understands their interests, even though she’s not all that hot but is to someone who has never fucked before she is, That’s not saying much though, considerin when you’ve never had pussy before, a bowl of jello looks like a hot fuck to you, but that’s just because you can eat it when you’re done.

I guess the good news for the non virgins out there is that this bitch is out at an event showing off her big old tits and no matter how many times you fuck in a day, you will always love tits, but if you’re reading this site and looking at pictures of some girls cleavage here, you probably aren’t so much of a non virgin, even though you count that time you stuck the tip in.

Speaking of tip, I was at a coffee shop the other day with a handful of change. After paying for my shit I decided to give the cute girl a tip because she was wearing a low-cut shirt and not the same kind of tip you consider counts as losing your viriginity. I accidentally dropped all the money I had in her tip jar and couldn’t figure out how to get it back without getting caught. I decided that I wasn’t going to be homeless about the shit and fish through her tip jar like some desperate motherfucker in need of a smoke, which I am but don’t like to advertise that fact, so instead I just took the entire tip jar and ran. I feel like the 5 dollars I threw in made it mine. and it was a great purchase because it had 20 dollars in it.

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Posted in:cleavage|Olivia Munn|Tits

2008

20

Feb

Britney Spears in Another Pantyless Upskirt

I am not really impressed when I see someone who is borderline certifiably insane not wearing underwear. I am impressed when I see someone who is borderline certifiably insane dancing while drunk and talking to themselves while taking a shit in their crazy man pants on public transportation because some of those multi-tasking fucker’s are pretty talented, but don’t smell so hot…..

The source of Britney’s crazy is that she is addicted to being wanted because for so many years everyone from your dad to your little cousin wanted to get up in that and all of a sudden that disappeared and it wasn’t like the time your girlfriend left you for the asshole she worked with who had a bigger dick than you, this is like every single girl in the world turning on you thinkin’ you’re disgusting…probably something you’re pretty familiar with…..

Either way, if she was taking a shit or shoving a can of soup she stole from the dollar store in her while crying, or if she was trying to steal someone’s baby to shove back in her womb to make her feel like a mom again this post would be more interesting, instead it’s just some girl who could be crazy but is probably just an attention seeking whore showing a little skin or skin colored panties and that’s not the kind of skin I want to see, I want flaps motherfucker, despite how gross her vagina could be, you know all discolored and post pregnancy with her bad hygiene that is discharge heavy, but she does keep it pretty well shaved and I don’t think she’s fucked half as many dudes as you have. Give me more Britney.

I wrote this post yesterday about Britney Spears’ upskirt but for some reason it never uploaded properly and I didn’t realize until now. So Here it is:

And Yesterdays……that i posted yesterday but that disappeared…


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Posted in:Britney Spears|Upskirt|Vagina

2008

20

Feb

Rachel Hunter is Old and Fat of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Here are some pictures of a Menopausal Rachel Hunter buying herself some household products, because let’s face it, when the vagina’s dried up, the only thing left to do is clean, bake and put your knitting skills to test. There was a time that Rachel Hunter was a bikini model and now that time is long gone, but there is so much to look forward to, like grand children, church groups and the Bridge club.

I was on the bus the other day across from some haggard woman who was probably in her 50s but had a face that looked like she had been dead for years. Her bleach blonde hair, make-up, fake nails and tight fuckin’ pants didn’t trick me into thinking she was younger and desirable, although she probably hoped it would. She was carrying her value pack of toilet paper that she probably bought on sale, because her retirement funds she saved from her stripping career had finally dried up after living off it for the last 2 decades since she’s too old for the pole and she just spent the last of it on a bottle of vodka.

Either way, all that toilet paper she was carrying kept making me think of all the things she would be using it for, like a drippy asshole she lost control of because of all the times she’s been fucked up the ass had finally caught up to her or maybe to wipe the puss from the pussy from genital herpes that she’s had since the 80s but can’t seem to kick because shit’s for life and all of a sudden I realized I wanted to fuck her..


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Posted in:Fat|Rachel Hunter

2008

20

Feb

Tara Reid is an Academy Award of the Day

Here are some pictures of Tara Reid dressed like a Golden Academy Award because we’re all allowed to have dreams and if you can’t win one, you might as well be one. She’s at some She’s all socially conscious at some Live Earth event and I’m not talking about knowing where the next big party is or what time she’s meeting her friends for more drinks at the exclusive after-party like the socially conscious party sluts I know, I mean doing good for the environment by promoting the Smart Car for some Live Earth event that she is probably getting paid to do because the only Live Earth Tara Reid knows is a shot she once had at a college Frat party in Mexico during Spring Break that lead to her getting gang banged….

I am a fan of the fake tan, but I am also the kind of guy who only interacts with strippers and considers spending an afternoon in the waiting room of a Tanning Salon a good time because I get to see the cheesy bitches outside of their club elements. I am also a fan of Lionel Richie and all thing trying to emulate him.

To be fair, Tara Reid spends most of her time in the dark, where trying to figure out how much is too much especially when all the girls around you are more orange than you are because having a glowing face igets you noticed, not to mention she was probably wasted when she did her make up, and I know that whenever I am wasted and end up putting on my wife’s make-up to cater to her lesbian fantasies, I always end up lookin like a 300 pound tranny who just got punched in the face by a group of preschool finger painters….


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Posted in:Bronzer|Fake Tan|Skinny|Tara Reid

2008

20

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Tight Dress of the Day

I just woke up and don’t feel like writing this site. What I do feel like doing is saving the world so I decided to report some suspect website that had naked under 18 year olds on it. I contacted my local authorities and gave me an email address to report what I found. This is what I wrote:

I just came across this family nudism website.

I know there is no harm in nudism and all that – but I fear they are attracting the wrong kind of audience – who look at this kind of thing sexually.

I bet a lot of predators are signed up to that site!!!

ps – there’s a really hot girl who is barely 18 on there.. What I wouldn’t do to be 16 again and get that drunk for her first time and show her a good time when my parents are out of town ! Let me know if you can find any information on her, I’d love to make her famous and she’s already willing to get naked so we’re halfway there. Thanks!!

Now, I will probably go to jail for trying to be funny about under 18 year olds naked. But before I do, here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian in some GoGo dancer lookin’ dress hugging her big ass like you wish you could do. In case you were wondering, Kim Kardashian is not under 18, it takes many years of eating to make an ass like that. Cuddles.

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Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress|Tits

2008

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I got an email threatening me to take down the Lohan Nude pictures…I will take them down because I can’t afford to get sued but before I did, I wanted to mess with the girl a bit. This is the email she sent me:

Your posting of New York magazine’s Lindsay Lohan photos violates US Copyright law.

You may post one photo with a prominent link back to nymag.com

If this is not corrected by 7pm, Eastern Time, you will hear from our lawyer. Thank you.

Serena Torrey
Director of Communications, Strategy and Business Development
New York Media

This is the email I sent her:

Serena,

OMG!! Didn’t I go to high school with you? How have you been holding up? What’s new with you. It’s been too fucking long. We should go out and grab some lunch and catch up….

I actually went to the Stand Up for Obama event you hosted back in december, I was hoping to run into you but had no luck!! I was pretty disappointed!

Seriously, get back to me when you get a chance, I am so fucking happy you reached out…This has to be fate, there’s really no other explanation for us being brought together. I always thought you were my soul mate but I didn’t expect it to happen like that.

Serena, I’ve had this poem I had written you way back in our high school year’s that I’ve been keeping around for all these years, in the event that I got back in touch with you. It’s actually been a poem that’s helped keep me going in the years I thought about killing myself. In a lot of ways you saved my life, at least the hope of being brought together did.

I hope you don’t find this too creepy. I know it’s a little unexpected but I guess that’s just the way life works; full of AMAZING surprises!!!

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

And these are my links:

Some Lohan Cleavage to Go With Her Nudes
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Here are Some Hot Sluts Posing in Some Barely There Swimsuits for You
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Some Bitch With The Hottest – Tightest Ass Ever – in a Thong
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Some Party Girl Wearing Her Little Sisters Tank Top Lookin’ GOod
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Here are Some Hot UFC Sluts
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Some Carmen Electra Video With a Bunch of Her Hot Pics
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Nicole Richie Spotted Partying Post Partem while the Baby Was Left at Home Again
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Gemma Atkinson’s Crotch Shot
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Bar Rafaeli Sports Illustrate Photoshoot Video Good Times
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot for Some Magazine and Not For You
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Katherine McPhee is Bent the Fuck Over Shower Her Gray Ass
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Lohan’s Mom Approves the Slutty Pics
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Paris Hilton is Banned from the Oscars
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Her Name is Sara Verone and This is Her Nipple Slip
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This Chick is NOT Naked – She’s Wearing a Tie
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Eva Longoria is Wearing Tightie Whities and You’d Like To Fuck Her Because You Like Little Boys…
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Eva Longoria in Her T-Shirt and Bikini Bottoms
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Jessica Simspon’s Tits Hates Me….
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Stacey Keibler in a School Girl’s Outfit Showing Off Leg and a Bonus Exclusive Upskirt
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Mexican Midget Dance Video
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Fuckin’ a Horse is Dangerous and Disgusting….
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Jessica Alba Posing in Some Horror Movie Pictures that Suck
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Some Girl Beats Up a Bum
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Some Obscure Condom Fashion Show
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Some Myspace Chick and Her Slutty Pics
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Anne Hathaway Shows Off Her Boring Legs
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Some Asian Chick Taking a Shower For You
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A Woman’s Tattoo of a Masturbating Woman
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This Sunsilk Commercial Chick is Pretty Much Half Naked
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Avril Lavigne is Hiding Her Baby
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Megan Fox Shows Off Her Body for Some Italian Magazine Called Jack
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Some Chick at a Party Gets Groped and Decides She Likes It Video
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The Dallas Cowboys Rockin’ Out at a Hockey Game
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The Washington Wizard Cheerleaders Are Posing Slutty and Having a Good TIme
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Download this Remix Done By My Old Friend Rick Toxic
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Her Name is Brianna Frost and She’s Rockin’ The Shower Pretty Fucking Well….
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Zoo York Makes a Jenna Jameson Deck
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Rumer Willis Gets Kicked Out of Club cuz Bitch isn’t 21
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Girl Showing Off Her Booty
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FROM THE FORUM:

Stone Temple Pilots Discography
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Big Pun – Capital Punishment
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LL Cool J – Walking With a Panther
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50 Cent – Guess Who’s Back
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Freezepop – Future Future Future Perfect
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Hard-Fi — Once Upon a Time in the West
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Air – Pocket Symphony
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find GIrls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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