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2007

09

Oct

I am – Rihanna's Dog's Got the Coolest Job of the Day

Rihanna is one of those girls who I watch sing and think about how badly I wish she was using my mic for a dick. I mean my dick for a mic. The reason she gets me going is because she is a hot black girl who isn’t all eyes and teeth, she’s like some Caribbean mix from when the white man rape the locals and it looks good. She is the first black girl I ever really wanted to since Aunt Jamima broke my heart. I was really only into her because she was a provider and had big tits and makes good pancakes and owns some kind of empire and I woulda totally be fucking her wallet and living the good life, but then I realized that bitch didn’t exist and was a figment of my imagination fueled by her hot pic on a box in my cupboard, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t devastated and couldn’t look at another black girl the same until this bitch Rihanna came along.

The funny thing about Rihanna is that she’s carrying this dog around with her everywhere she goes. I am jealous of the fucker because not only does he get to follow her around, see her naked, accidentally sniff her cunt, watch her shit and suck dick and shower and everything you’d want to see her do, but he also gets to lick her dirty panties and eat her used tampons, and there’s nothing more that I want this second than to be Rihanna’s tampon. Sure I am not all absorbent and shit, but I am not good at anything and that doesn’t stop me from trying….see how inspirational I am. If I was you I would totally turn to me for advice because ending up in the gutter isn’t that bad of a place to be as long as you’ve got cheap cigars and some kind of song and dance routine you can take to the street to make money to eat, cuz no one likes a talentless bum….

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2007

09

Oct

I am – Pink Does Lady-Like Things of the Day

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The great thing about Pink is how committed she is to pretending that she’s got a vagina, when we all know that bitch is packing the biggest pair of balls Cary Hart has ever seen. Here she is getting a manicure like every normal tranny because having nice nails distracts people from the bulge in her fucking thong.

I got no tranny stories for you today….so just look at the pictures and make up your own or remember that night you slipped up because you were so horny and knew bitch was a dude, but told your friends that you only figured it out after you sucked its dick….if you know what I mean…which you do because it’s your story not mine. Get it together asshole.

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2007

09

Oct

I am – Some Young Slut Named Adele Silva’s Fake Tits of the Day

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I am all about young sluts because they are insecure and easy to get naked. They are also raised on porn and start banging when they are 12 making them pretty experienced by the time they hit 20. The world is going to shit and everyone is going to die of AIDS, even if AIDS is a made up disease and doesn’t really exist.

Speaking of AIDS, my friend is a DJ at a gay club and he gets laid from every angle every weekend, but not from the fags but from the hot chicks who hang with fags because fags are trendy and hot chicks think having a fag makes them cooler, like an expensive purse or some shit. Anyway, these hot chicks accompany their fags to clubs and since fags are bigger sluts than the hot sluts are they are usually left alone in the corner and that’s when the predators like me move in because we aren’t gay and just want to see them on all fours in the bathroom stall, because we are in a gay club after all and have to keep shit classy.

Either way, this Adele Silva chick is unknown to me, but she looks young and has implants because that’s the generation we live in, a generation of sluts. It’s like the sexual revolution or some shit….and for some reason you still can’t get laid and least you can always jerk off to other people getting laid, that shits pretty accessible, just hit up Google.

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2007

09

Oct

I am – Some Young Slut Named Adele Silva's Fake Tits of the Day

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I am all about young sluts because they are insecure and easy to get naked. They are also raised on porn and start banging when they are 12 making them pretty experienced by the time they hit 20. The world is going to shit and everyone is going to die of AIDS, even if AIDS is a made up disease and doesn’t really exist.

Speaking of AIDS, my friend is a DJ at a gay club and he gets laid from every angle every weekend, but not from the fags but from the hot chicks who hang with fags because fags are trendy and hot chicks think having a fag makes them cooler, like an expensive purse or some shit. Anyway, these hot chicks accompany their fags to clubs and since fags are bigger sluts than the hot sluts are they are usually left alone in the corner and that’s when the predators like me move in because we aren’t gay and just want to see them on all fours in the bathroom stall, because we are in a gay club after all and have to keep shit classy.

Either way, this Adele Silva chick is unknown to me, but she looks young and has implants because that’s the generation we live in, a generation of sluts. It’s like the sexual revolution or some shit….and for some reason you still can’t get laid and least you can always jerk off to other people getting laid, that shits pretty accessible, just hit up Google.

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2007

09

Oct

I am – Tara Reid Does FHM of the Day

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People who like to get wasted get a lot of slack. I have been told over and over in my life that I get drunk because I have a void to fill and I try to tell people that that void is the fact that I am not drunk. It’s got nothing to do with hating myself and trying to forget my problems, because that shit follows me wherever I go and no matter how fucked up I get, what it does have to do with is that being drunk is fun and the chicks are easy, they get wild and show me their tits and let me watch them shower and shit which sober girls only do once you charm them and as a person with no charisma, charming isn’t much of an option. So getting drunk is fun and allows us to live out all the fantasies we want to live out because sober is too fuckin’ dull and that’s all there is to it.

The real degenerates in the world are the people who pretend they aren’t degenerates. The people who rock the 9-5 middle management job to put food on the table for a family they resent. Or the guy who married his highschool sweetheart or some chick because his parents approved of her, or the person who was a great artist growing up but decided to pursue a Law Degree because that’s what their family wanted, or the person who got married to a woman he hates out of fear of loneliness, and every chance he gets he goes across the street to fuck the neighbor or maybe even beats her up emotionally or physicially because he hates her or maybe the guy who has a high powered job but jerks off to teenage boys playing soccer but since he lives in a good house, he’s gotta be ok. Or the dude who feels inadequate because all his neighbors have BMWs so he goes so deep in debt to maintain his image that he ends up killing himself, or even the rich parents who are too busy being self absorbed or making money to raise their kids proper, so they give them an immigrant nanny to boss around and treat like shit at a young age and carry that asshole attitude into adulthood but have a credit card to get whatever they want so they are going to be okay, even if daddy was too busy working to give them the time of day and mommy was too busy fucking her tennis pro or getting her hair done. Superficial, Materialistic, status hungry assholes are the fucking trash of the world, people just don’t realize it because they have money and seem to have it together…but we all have fucking demons.

So the real degenerates in the world are the fuckers who don’t think they are degenerates because they have money or jobs or are living by the boundaries society has set for them. Bars and clubs are made for partying and partying is never a bad thing because it’s a fucking celebration and even if it kills you, because you know what, everything out there kills you and you might as well have it happen when wasted, because it will hurt less.

Either way, Tara Reid is a party slut and despite having no respect for party sluts, I do still love them because without them so many fun things wouldn’t go down and here she defends her party ways while dissing Lohan, because we all know alcoholics are all about excuses because it was a friends birthday and I had a rough day at work and I only had 3 drinks.

So you did do a lot of partying?
Everyone does, but youâ€™ll never read a story about me going out and partying when Iâ€™m supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when Iâ€™m not working why shouldnâ€™t I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage? I like to have fun and have people around me. I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay [Lohan] is that Iâ€™m not stupid, so Iâ€™d never do a lot of the things those girls do, and Iâ€™ve always had good friends around me.

So they are stupid?
Yeah. Like, Lindsay makes $15 million a movie, so why doesnâ€™t she have a driver? I donâ€™t get it. If you get drunk, thatâ€™s fine, but donâ€™t drive. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who donâ€™t let them get themselves in trouble.

Are you friends with Paris, Lindsay or Britney?

No, Iâ€™m older than them. I know them all, but I donâ€™t hang out with them.

Check Out Tara Reid’s Spread in FHM Lookin’ Hot Enough To K-Fed
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2007

09

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream of the Day

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These pictures remind me of a time my stepdaughter was still young and vibrant, before she became a cocksucking club slut and taking her out to get ice cream was all she needed to know that her stepfather cared, what she didn’t realize was that I was too distracted to listen to her lame fucking stories about her friends and her day, by lookin at the 18 year old girls and new moms sucking their ice cream cones while imagining it was a cock, but not just any cock, my cock.

Unfortunately, my fat wife has ruined this ice cream fantasy for me by eating a tub of the shit every couple of days in one sitting. I just sit and watch her go at that motherfucker like it’s her last meal and see her slowly get fatter and fatter and realize why people who work in ice cream shops don’t eat the shit ever because of how disgusting it is.

I guess watching Hilary Duff eat ice cream is interesting for some of you perverts who are into watching girls with horse heads eat ice cream, but I am more interested in the diary she has stuck to her wrist. Could she be writing a book or a movie, or is she just writing about her useless day like keeping track of how many tampons she’s gone through, or maybe even how many dudes tried to stick their dick in her that week.

I guess none of that matters and you should just watch the creamy white drip down her chin, you sick fuck.

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2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Vagina Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.

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2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Vagina Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.

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2007

09

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It was Canadian Thanksgiving, and like every Thanksgiving I take the family to the homeless shelter for a free meal that tasted like fucking shit but was free which made shit taste like fuckin’ heaven until the after effects hit us. It was nice to spend my night with my extended homeless and crazy family and a lot of great things happened like this one dude had a seizure, another dude had a psychopathic episode and attacked the volunteer serving the meat with a fork and some weird Inuit prostitute kept flashing me her pussy. I’d like to give thanks for the good fucking times and here are my links…..

Watch These Old Guys Fighting Cuz Once Your a Thug, You’re Always a Thug..That’s Why it’s Called Thug Life
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I am in the Blogger’s Choice Awards. Vote for me. I wanna be at least top 1000….
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Victoria Beckham Rockin’ Out in a Space Outfit Lookin’ Hot
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Who Would You Rather Do – Models Who Bang Famous People Edition’
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Anna Rexic Halloween Costume
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Some Lohan Still in Rehab Pictures
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Christina Milian Rockin’ The Gas Pump Like a Commoner
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Sam Cooke Does a Hot FHM Photoshoot Video
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Christina Milia Rockin’ a Fake Camel Toe
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Monica Bellucci Bathes Her Breasts
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Prince Harry Drunken Nipple Play With His Friends Gayness
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Some Britney Spears as Art
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Hugh Grant Making Out With College Girls Because the Role Always Remains the Same but the Cast Always Changes…If you know what I mean, and if you don’t I mean girls are groupie sluts and throw themselves at a motherfucker because he’s famous
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A Whole Lot of Devon Aoki Pictures
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Some Christina Aguilera Wearing Too Much Make-Up
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Some 85 Year Old Man Bungee Jumps
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The Uglier Duff Sister in Boots and Shorts….You Can’t Take The Horse Face Off The Girl But You Can Take the Girl Off The Horse….
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Nelly Furtado’s Got a Gold Bra On
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Maria Menounos Rockin’ Some Cleavage
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Reese Witherspoon Doing Some Grocery Shopping is Like Porno to Me
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Paris and Nicky Together at Nicky’s 25th Birthday
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Stupid Model With Big Tits Video
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Some News on the Britney Sex Tape
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Kylie Minogue’s Body Went to Shit Because of the Cancer
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Heidi Montag Dyking Out in a Pumpkin Patch
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Lilly Allen’s Dad Used Her To Sell Drugs When She Was a Baby
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Scarlett Johansson Playing With Her Lips…Not Those Lips…Pervert
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The Hottest Fucking Legs on TV
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Angelina Jolie’s Kid Zahara Gives the Finger
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Asian Chick Eats a Grasshopper
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Danielle Lloyd Topless Shoot
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Britney Spears Has Another Sex Tape Out There
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Hungary’s Next Top Model Rita Jozsa Posing…
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Trailer for a Porn Where People Fuck While Getting Tattoos
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Interview With Britney’s Kids…
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Some Chick In Her Panties Slips and Gets a Concussion
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Levis Ass Ad from the 70s
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Daily Poll – Who Gives a Better Blow Job, Gisele or Bar Refaeli
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Some Celebrity Trivia Game
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Download “She Wants Revenge – This is Forever” Leak
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Adopt a Clitoris
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Sex in the Bathroom Caught on Hidden Camera Video
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Some Drag Queen Does a Parody of Britney’s Gimme More Because Every Fag’s Hoping to be the Next Chris Crocker
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Some Dana Carvey on Jackass the Movie….For You Dana Carvey Fans
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Chloe Sevigny and Her Aids Face Pictures
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Adrianne Curry vs Perez Hilton…Oh Shit…It’s a Throw Down No One Cares About
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Alexis Dziena was On Some TV Show and Here She is Naked
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Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn Go Biking Together
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P. Diddy is a Good Dad and Taking Charge of his 6th Kid
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Some Chick Named Luna Showing Off Her Ass Video
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Photobucket Wife – Spreading Her Junk
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Japanese Show Counting Boob Bounces
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Use This Spray To Get Yo’Self Some Pussy
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Some Band Called West Indian Girl’s mp3 for You to Listen To
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Check Out This Jail Survival Guide
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2007

08

Oct

I am – Gisele Bundchen Goes Mountain Bikini of the Day

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I am a pervert and as a pervert I fucking love watching girls on bikes. It’s probably got something to do with them staying fit and fitness is like some kind of myth in my life as I watch my wife eat donuts while watching tv, so I think my love for bikes comes from the position a girl is in when she’s riding. You know all bent over ready to take it while the seat gets eaten up by their crotch and their asses just kinda stick out in a way that allows you to stare at them as they ride into the distance, because you know they are too busy watching for traffic, or catching their breath to turn back and catch you jerking off to them. I guess I also like the fact that their tits hang out but you can never get as good of a look because they’ll catch you, and when they do you gotta smile and ask if the seat feel good or if they’d rather replace it with your face.

The other day I was sitting on a bench and this hot chick rode past me in a mini skirt, and I saw pretty much everything she had to offer and it made me feel like I won the lottery, kinda like Gisele. Her thong may not be like winning the lottery unless that shit was left in your hotel room after slammin her, but that’ll never happen to you because just getting into Gisele’s pants is like winning the lottery, and since you’re a loser, winning’s never really been your thing.

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