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2007

08

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was just one of those days where nothing worked out. Most days don’t work out for me and today I couldn’t get onto the internet and when I did the shitty computer I was using kept crashing and it’s been a fucking struggle. I am hungover and it is midnight, I haven’t eaten today because the wife finished off the last of the food and all the stores around me are closed, so stealing from them isn’t an option. I will just live off the land that is the fat belly I rock. It’s not that big of a deal because there is always tomorrow. So get ready, because I am already doing my finger stretches…

We’ve got a contest going on in the stepFORUM that I assume no one will take part in, because I have no readers. But check it out anyway:

Win a Mark Ronson CD Because He’s Popular Right Now…
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I also got this email about some free Lenny Kravitz show for people in Souther California and I figured I’d let you know, because that’s just the kind of guy I am, even though I doubt any of you live in Southern California, you seem more like a Texarkana crowd….

Attention Southern California Lenny Kravitz fans!! Want to be a part of an exclusive major internet event with Lenny Kravitz?

Yahoo! Music and Virgin Records want you to join us when Lenny Kravitz takes the stage for Nissan Live Sets in West Los Angeles, CA.

November 13, 2007
7 pm (subject to change, you need to arrive two hours before)
Location: West Los Angeles

The first 200 fans to email us at invites@yahoolivesets.com will get in the doors for this exclusive taping. Plus you get to bring a friend. Please email us your name, your location, and tell us how much of a fan you are of Lenny Kravitz! We will contact you if you are chosen to attend.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND MULTIPLE EMAILS

You must be at least 13 years old to attend. Fans under 18 must be accompanied by an adult. You must provide your own transportation and accommodations (if necessary).

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

This invitation is not transferable, without the express permission of Yahoo!. Yahoo! reserves the right to rescind any invitation, at any time, in its sole discretion.

lennykravitz.com/contest/
myspace.com/lennykravitz

Here are my shitty links:

Need For Speed Chick Named Krystal Forscutt Lookin’ Hot Half Naked
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Watch the Thonged Ass Preview of a Girl Fight on Tila Tequila’s A Shot at Love. A Great Show For The Kids…
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Some Dude Drinks His Beer Through His Nose
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Some Girls Who Love Voyeurs and Get Naked For Them
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Some Dude Smashes a Girls Pumpkin and Gets Knocked The Fuck Out….
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Mandy Moore is Dating Matthew Perry Because She Sure Knows How To Pick Winners….
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Shakira Showing Off Some Cleavage and Still Kinda Hot
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Some Vintage Black Momma Beating The Shit Out of a Dude Video
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Eva Mendes in the 2008 Campari Calendar Lookin’ Good
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Kylie Minogues Got Some Hard Nipples…I Guess They Are Real…
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Evangeline Lilly Is Single and Here are Some Bikini Pictures of Her
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Duran Duran’s Video Has a Hotter than Britney Look-A-Like Being Sent to Rehab
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Nick Hogan’s Finally Been Arrested
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Pictures of the Sluts at the CMA Bullshit that Went Down The Other Day…
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Ashlee Simpson’s Lookin’ Good Again
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Fabio and George Clooney Have a Fight in a Restaurant….Amazing…
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Some Whore Named Anita Dark – Naked
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Nut Case Talkin’ His Craziness About White Helicopter Paranoia
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Carmen Electra Looking Good in a Bikini During Spring Break 2000
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Some Dude Tells Someone To Fuck Off on TV
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Britney Spears Showing Some Panty Pictures….Because I Know This Shit Gets You Off…
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Explains Why He Isn’t Down With the Brothers….
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Katherine Heigl Wearing a Thong Bathing Suit When She Was 16 Video
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Top 10 Faceplant Moments
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Scary Nipple Ring Video
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Angelina Jolie is Shy About Her Fake Nude Scene in Her New Movie….I Remember a Time When She Was a Whore
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How about The Moo And Oink Dance…Insanity
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A Whole Lot of Amateur Girl Pictures
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Paris Hilton is Lookin’ as Obnoxious as Fuck in Korea…
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2 Girls Making Out in Another Language
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Tiger Bangs a Dog VIdeo
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Pete Doherty Apologizes
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Some Fat Chick Gets Stuck in a Trench and Starts To Panic Like Most Fat People Do
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Brown Bagged Fergie In a Short Dress With Armani
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Paris and Nicky Hilton Annoying in Japan
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Here is the Fantasy Picture of the Day
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Jennifer Walcott Megapost With Lots of Slutty Pictures
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How About Some Sex With a Stick Shift
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Pictures of a Girl Showering
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Woman Takes a Bath in Cow Shit To Be On TV
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Some Inside the Vagina Music Video
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Diver’s Making O-Faces
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Watch the Mustache Man on The Peoples Court
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Gemma Atkinson’s Huge Tits in Lingerie
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Mini-Bike Through the Neighbor’s Fence Video
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Some Dude Pranks His Roommate With Fishing Line….and Videotapes It…
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Jane Seymour Got Breast Implants for this Sex Scene
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Some Crazy Bitch is Deathly Afraid of Chickens and Maury Chases Her With a Man in a Chick Costume…an She Freaks The Fuck Out…Someone Told Me It’s Old…But It’s New To Me….
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Some Young Girl Showing Her Tits and Underwear Off on Photobucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Naked for Her Boyfriend on Photobucket
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More Photobucket Sleaze and by Sleaze I Mean Girls Posing In their Underwear
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Fishnets and Tits on Phootbucket
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Some Blow Job Ad
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Some girl Shows Ron Jeremy Her Tits Cuz He’s Ron Jeremy
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Use These Dating Tips To Get Laid
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I They Don’t Work, Use this
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Read SOme Porn Reviews
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From the Forum

Download Led Zepplin Mothership Album
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Christina Aguilera In Maxim Download
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Some Stripper Named Maria’s Pictures
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Shark Fucks a Whale Video
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Japanese Girls Making Out
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Download the Body Rockers Album
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Download Some Live an Rare Smashing Pumpkins Album
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2007

07

Nov

I am – Jessica Biel is an Idiot of the Day

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I can only assume that Jessica Biel is taking pictures of the one paparazzi that Splash or x17 or TMZ sent to cover the exciting Jessica Biel getting out of her car story to prove to her friends and family back home that people actually do follow her around and care about her existence, she’s not just making the whole thing up like she is with her “vagina”. I think it’s time for her to just give up her act and make a video of Justin doing his choreographed dance while singing in his high pitched voice while her huge cock plays the microphone.

What we don’t see in these pictures, is that the paparazzi that was sent to the exciting Jessica Biel getting out of her car story wasn’t actually the paparazzi at all, but the immigrant Janitor who was forced to take the CEO’s kid out to the dentist because he forgot to empty the trash the day before and this was his punishment. The boss is too busy raping all of the celebrity blogs up the ass to be an involved parent and figured why not give them a camera, just in case they run into someone who may be famous and by famous I mean fucking Justin Timberlake, because other than her shitty Adam Sandler movie she hasn’t been too busy since Seventh Heaven fired her for being a whore in Details magazine. I wonder what her preacher father thinks of her and her homosexual relationship now, but I bet he’s not very tolerant.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but I hate when celebs or people who think they are celebs because they were on a TV show a long time ago because they had big tits and decided to stay in LA hoping someone throws some table scraps of a job their way, take pictures of the paparazzi. I would rather they do something a little more crafty, like make Christmas Ornaments, or pullin’ out her dick and pissing on them, kinda like Hayden Panettiere does every time no one’s watchin’ and doesn’t have to pee sitting down pretending she’s a lady. I told you I’d mention her in every post today and I am a man of my word.


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Jessica Biel in a Gay Porn Moment
Jessica Biel Taking Out the Trash in Her Robe
Jessica Biel Making Sex Faces

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2007

07

Nov

I am – Heidi Klum Reliving The Past of the Day

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I always like watching middle-aged women trying to relive their youth. I was walking down the street the other day and saw some annoying mother with her two tween daughters wearing the same fucking outfit. They all had tights, UGGS, cellphones with decorative bullshit on them and were all drinking an iced coffee drink from Starbucks like they were Hayden Panettiere, who by the way, I decided to mention in every post today. They were all talking like annoying fucking teenage girls and for some reason, it made me want to take the mom’s virginity, even though it was long gone.

I was at a bar the other day and saw a group of older bitches trying to rock out to Soulja Boy. They were laughing and having a good time, which was good because based on their looks they didn’t have much else going for them and it was nice to see that despite their shortcomings and bad aging, they could still have a good time. I don’t think they had any idea what the Soulja Boy song or the dance was, but they were wasted and looking for husbands. It was funny realizing that I am the same age as they are but I am way more in tune with pop culture….I got my finger on the pulse of that shit thanks to the internet being my social life and everyone knows that doing an old lady dirty get me pregnant so I can have meaning in my useless lonely one night stand filled life old lady dance to Soulja Boy just doesn’t fly, like Superman….Crank Dat.

Either way, here is Heidi Klum back on the runway for her Project Runway show, that I like to call the retirement plan, because bitch is too old to model, but still looks better than you do when you put on your mom’s heels and pose in front of the mirror, fruitcake.


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Heidi Klum’s Camel Toe, From When I was on Blogger…We’ve Come So Far Together

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2007

07

Nov

I am – Megan Fox Has Hard Nipples of the Day

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Megan Fox is pretty much one of the hottest actors in Hollywood right now and that’s not really saying much because I am more of a model kind of guy than an actor kind of guy, so I don’t get too excited about actors or singers being hot ever, but then again I don’t get excited for much, not even Christmas.

The reason I don’t like actors is that they remind me of circus performers. They are convinced that they’ve got some kind of talent because they can make themselves cry on demand or memorize words, and the industry pats them on the back because it lines their pockets, stroking the actor’s egos, making them think they are way more important to the world than they really are. My neighbor’s kid cries on demand every time his dad hits him and I heard him reciting the alphabet the other day so dude may be 3 but he could be the next Hayden Panettiere, he just has to grow his hair out.

The other reason I don’t like actors is because they are short and in an ideal world, girls would have legs that pretty much end at my face and models do. The model lifestyle is also a lot more interesting to me because they go out and party, do a lot of drugs, sit on beaches because their work is about as demanding as just showing up on time, and if they are big enough, they set the time they start and they make insane money for just being hot.

Either way, here are Megan Fox’s nipples that the dude from 90210 sucks, and better cherish the fucking moment, because she’ll eventually realize that he’s a joke and even if he’s got a big dick, she’ll be movin’ on to less embarrassing dudes because she won’t need their failure to make her feel better about her career, cuz that shit’s about to pop.


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Megan Fox Hot in Red
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Megan Fox in Skate Shoes With Her Asshole Boyfriend
Megan Fox Grabs Her Boyfriend’s Boner

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2007

07

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I still haven’t sorted out my internet connection, so I am all fucking confused. The internet is my second best friend besides booze. I was trying to interview some crackheads tonight that I found in an alley and they weren’t too into the whole thing and ended up going fucking insane on me. When I asked if they’d suck my dick for crack money, they lost it. I wasn’t going to actually let them do it, it was all for comedic purposes. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a camera, I was just doing it for my own personal entertainment. Maybe next time…

Here are my links:

NYC’s Hottest Models
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Some Crazy Old Black Crackhead Has it Out with the Cops
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Nicola Roberts has a Panty Upskirt
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Yamila Diaz, Heidi Klum, Petra Nemcova and Daniela Pestova Shoot For Sports Illustrated Video
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Disgusting Fake Basketball Tits
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Rihanna at the World Music Awards With Her Tits
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Alessandra Ambrosio for Armani Exchange
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Game Show Host Beats Up His Guests
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Some Arab Chick Shows Off Her Tits on Webcam
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Check Out the Most Beautiful Ass in the World…
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Amy Fisher is Suing the Porn Company that is Going to Release Her Sex Tape
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Jessica Simpson Almost Falling Over in a Dress
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Keira Knightley is Jokes in an Elle Interview
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Kate Moss’ Dirty Mattress Makes me Horny, Not Because Kate Moss Shit Herself, But Because Dirty Mattresses are Fucking Sexy
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Eva Longoria Gives the Writes on Strike Pizza
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Some Teacher Beats the Fuck Out Of His Student
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Katie Holmes New Movie is Under Lock and Key and It’s Going to Suck Harder Than Tom Cruise in a Back Alley
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Hilary Duff Gives Lap Dances cuz Every Girl Dreams of Being a Stripper
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Hayden Panettiere Leaves the Gym Lookin’ Tough
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Some Asshole Shoots Off AssRockets
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Katherine Heigl Smoking Pictures for Horny Lohan Wanker
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Jail Bait of the Day is Actually Legal…
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Ron Jeremy Parodies Britney Spears’ Gimme More A Few Months Too Late
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Leticia Cline and Her Friend Showing Off Their Tits
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Brande Roderick for Playboy Pictures
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Ashley Tisdale Photoshoot Video
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Glamour Women of the Year Awards
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Asian’s Eat a Live Fish Because They Are Weird
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Lohan’s Loser Boyfriend is Already Making Statements About Lohan’s Mom and Their Move to their New Pad in NYC…Dude’s Won the Lottery But It’s Not Going to Last
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Lily Allen is the New Fat Chick for Agent Provocateur
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Some Chick Named Candice Michelle’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Some Band Named Endever After’s New NSFW Video With Titties and Girl on Girl Action
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In response to the 30 Reasons Movement on Facebook – This Site Compiled Their Own Collection of Drunken Sluts from Facebook. I wish I was smart enough to get the same publicity as the guy who started his facebook group, because 30 reasons is a lot easier to write than this site for 3 years. I am Bitter. Look at the sluts:
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Some Lesbian Chicks Gallery
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Blondes from The Girls Next Door, The Real Housewives of Orange County and Sunset Tan Talking About Useless Shit in Bikinis
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Some Amateur Nudist
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Halle Berry Naked Sex Scene from Monster’s Ball – Vintage
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The Winona Ryder Sex Scene that Sucks So Much It’s Not Banned on YouTube Video
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Local Virgin is Considering IPO of her Vagina
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Kids are Getting High Off Human Waste
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Monica Bellucci in Some Trasy Lingerie Photoshoot
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Watch the Naked Pumpkin Run Video
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Spankrock’s New Dirty Video Called Pu$$y by Splunny
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Ron Jeremy’s Got a Coffee Table Book
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Some Goth Chick Takes a Picture of Herself
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Lucy Pinder Topless
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Petra Nemcova’s Blowing Some Kisses
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Some Webcam Chick – Webcammin’
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Crave Online Interviews The Cast Of Family Guy
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A Whole Lot of Micro-Bikini Action
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This Will Get You Laid
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School Girl Cream Pies Only Gets an 80
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From the Forum:

Download Rihanna – The Singles Collection Because You Are Probably Single
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Download Pink Floydd
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Download Maxim’s Porno Goes Pop
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Download the PDF of some Hustler Magazine
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2007

06

Nov

I am – Tyra Banks Talking About Vagina of the Day

I was emailed this video from someone and basically Tyra tells her audience to go home and take out a pocket mirror to check out their box to see what they are dealing with, kinda like what you do with your asshole every night before sticking things in it, weirdo. The fact that her audience don’t know anything about their vaginas is fucking obscure to me, because ever girl I have ever met has been pretty good friends with her vagina and so was every guy who had ever crossed their path. Maybe I’m hanging with the wrong crowd and should hunt down bitches who have no idea how their cunt’s work, but I have a feeling that someone who knows what’s going on in their pants is a lot more willing to let me find out what’s going on in her pants too, kinda like sharing the wealth, than some bitch who pretended her vagina never existed all her life.

To me, there is no perfect vagina, I’ve come across so many variations and they all feel the same, so girls who are insecure that your pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich, don’t worry about it. Guys are fucking horny and desperate and have no issues sticking things in your brown-edged, pink, meaty junk. Tyra, I’m talking to you.


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Posted in:Tyra Banks|Unsorted|Vagina

2007

06

Nov

I am – Alyson Hannigan Lookin’ Good in her Pajamas of the Day

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I am a huge fan of low maintenance girls who can just role out of bed and go out and do their errands lookin’ hot as fuck without any effort, while rocking a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt. It’s some natural beauty shit that you never really get to experience, because most people look like shit when they wake up.

Here are some pictures of Alyson Hannigan rockin’ out in her pajamas like she just woke up and she’s doing it as well as she can, because let’s face it, the only way this bitch will ever look hot is if someone replaced her with a new cast member and locked her away in some cage in a basement or some shit. Even when she is made up and out at events , she still looks like a fuckin’ monster, and I’d love to just blame it one her being a Ginger because Gingers generally scare the fuck out of me since they aren’t human and spawns of the devil, but I think it’s got more to do with her face.

I guess we can keep dreaming that one day Alyson Hannigan will be replaced like she was on a soap opera or like she was the mother on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, or like an old condemned building being torn down and replaced with luxury condos and no one would really notice the change, because all of a sudden this bitch no one notices now will become some hot slut we all want to bang and will just accept the new version as if the old falling apart version never existed.

Either way, here she is lookin’ low maintenance, like she just crawled out of bed, like the hot chicks I see running errands or studying in the library, when she should be putting all the effort and money she can into herself if she ever wants dudes jerking off to her, which she does, because all girls want that.


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Alyson Hannigan in Fuck Me Boots (no thanks)
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More Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pictures

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2007

06

Nov

I am – Alyson Hannigan Lookin' Good in her Pajamas of the Day

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I am a huge fan of low maintenance girls who can just role out of bed and go out and do their errands lookin’ hot as fuck without any effort, while rocking a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt. It’s some natural beauty shit that you never really get to experience, because most people look like shit when they wake up.

Here are some pictures of Alyson Hannigan rockin’ out in her pajamas like she just woke up and she’s doing it as well as she can, because let’s face it, the only way this bitch will ever look hot is if someone replaced her with a new cast member and locked her away in some cage in a basement or some shit. Even when she is made up and out at events , she still looks like a fuckin’ monster, and I’d love to just blame it one her being a Ginger because Gingers generally scare the fuck out of me since they aren’t human and spawns of the devil, but I think it’s got more to do with her face.

I guess we can keep dreaming that one day Alyson Hannigan will be replaced like she was on a soap opera or like she was the mother on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, or like an old condemned building being torn down and replaced with luxury condos and no one would really notice the change, because all of a sudden this bitch no one notices now will become some hot slut we all want to bang and will just accept the new version as if the old falling apart version never existed.

Either way, here she is lookin’ low maintenance, like she just crawled out of bed, like the hot chicks I see running errands or studying in the library, when she should be putting all the effort and money she can into herself if she ever wants dudes jerking off to her, which she does, because all girls want that.


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Alyson Hannigan in Fuck Me Boots (no thanks)
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More Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pictures

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2007

06

Nov

I am – Liv Tyler Needs More than Make-Up to be Pretty of the Day

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I guess the unfortunate thing for Liv Tyler is that the make-up she’s buying isn’t going to do much for her busted face except for maybe make little kids happy and ask her for some balloon animals. It’s not like the shit is the re-constructive surgery in a bottle that she would be better off getting but that’s only because I think she’s ugly and you probably don’t and neither does she, otherwise she’d spend some her hard earned Aerosmith Daddy Was Never Part of My LIfe as a Kid But His Guilt has Given Me a Career and a Hefty Trust Fund and Inheritance that My Groupie Mother Could Have Never Delivered On…on some plastic surgery. Either way, I hate Aerosmith and everything they have produced including Liv Tyler…..the abortion his groupie should have had but realized it coulda been a solid meal ticket, like winning the fucking lottery.

P.S. I know the real story is that her mom was a slut of a model who banged musicians and she just thought that Liv was her boyfriend’s kid and not Steven Tyler’s because she probably didn’t want the boyfriend knowing she was slamming the dude from Aerosmith on the side and either would you, not because cheating is wrong, but because Steven Tyler is. None of that really matters and the true story kinda ruined my post. Thanks truth, it’s true, you really do hurt.


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Posted in:Liv Tyler|Make-Up|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

06

Nov

I am – Leelee Sobiesky’s Tits at Some Event of the Day

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My internet has been down the last 4 hours and by my internet, I mean the wireless connection I steal from someone in the neighborhood, which actually surprises me because everyone around here are hurting more than I am, but that’s only because I have a wife on disability, paying all my shit for me and I distract myself from my unhappiness with this site. So I called tech support for every internet company I could find in the phonebook and no one was willing to help me because I have no idea who’s connection I am stealing and they don’t seem to keen on helping people who call complaining about connections they steal being down, I think I should write them a letter because I think that’s discrimination but that’s not the point, the point is that I am back on now and so are Leelee Sobieski’s tits at some event, because you all know I don’t discriminate against big tits because they make an ugly woman much more appealing to fuck, unless she is fat, in which case you just close your eyes and ride that shit out, all over the floor.


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