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2022

04

Apr

Elle Fanning Killer Upskirt of the Day

Sniffing Bike Seats is one of my favorite things to do in the summer…the hotter the day, the riper the bike seat being sniffed….so when you’re sitting outside on a beautiful summer day, find yourself the bike rack and wait for girls to literally roll through….

I don’t know about you, but every time I see a girl on a bike, especially in a skirt, I assume she’s rubbing her pussy up against it, because girls are horny and despite their persona of being little ladies, they are in. fact into grinding their cunts into everything they can, in efforts to bust their lady nut.

So knowing that makes sniffing bike seats a lot more fun…..unless you get caught by some killjoy who is against you sniffing bike seats..for consent, or not being actually “sex positive” despite their IG bio saying “sex positive”….

Some fetishes don’t get treated with the same support as others I guess!

This is Elle Fanning, being festive for Easter with the bunny ears on, doing what I like best about a girl on a bike….SHOWING THE FUCKING panties…it happens all the fucking time….which is why I always stop to watch a girl in a skirt on a bike in action….I’ve seen more panties that way than any other way….which is why biking being a fetish.

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2022

04

Apr

Demi Lovato They/Them Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Demi Lovato, the brain damaged heroin addict who had an overdose but still managed to remain an icon to her young fans because that didn’t get her cancelled….

Meanwhile people like Louie C.K. may still be cancelled for jacking off for a couple of opportunists in HIS hotel room they could easily leave, or on a phone call that could easily be hung up….but end his fucking career and let all these other pieces of shit go on with life…not that I am defending Louie C.K., he’s probably as big a predator as Weinstein, because all rich dudes with an ego that take them to the top of their industry, validating their ego, are fucking creepers….they are only in that position because they didn’t get laid before they had money, power, etc…

The point is, I’ve been watching BASKETS and Louie Anderson was pretty fucking great it in…..

No wait, that’s not the point, we’re talking about that other Trans, Demi Lovato, who is hardly a fucking trans, just uses being trans as an excuse to show her tits, because she’s a damage celebrity, sold to an industry, broken by an industry, now either pushing agendas or victims of said agenda…and as far as I’m concerned, if she was born with a cunt, she’s female, no matter what dumb pronoun she assigns herself, while she should start assigning verbs to herself like “Fisting”….or “Spreading the asshole”…..titty tape is fine and all, but it’s kinda lame when there are so many objects out there than she could insert into her THEY HOLE, or whatever they call their THEY pussies…

If you’re going to get Edgy, don’t be DISNEY PG-13 pushing sexuality and gender on kids about it, be rated x…..it’s not like you can be cancelled after not being cancelled for an overdose…you can pretty much get away with ANYTHING…

I’ll still watch her tits, they tits, man tits, jiggle in a sheer top….because she’s clearly a fucking disaster.

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2022

04

Apr

Taylor Momsen Nipples of the Day

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Taylor Momsen has come a long way from sitting on Jim Carrey’s lap in the Grinch Movie singing “Where are you Christmas”….not that there was a scene of her sitting on Jim Carrey’s lap, I just saw that he retired from making movies and assumed it had to do with all the conspiracy theories I’ve read about him being one of the biggest satanists in Hollywood…from being Rodney Dangerfield’s fuck boy opening act in Vegas to being the Higest paid actor in the 90s….dicks were sucked, or ritualistic sacrifices were likely made….

Maybe that’s why Taylor Momsen quit acting too, you know to channel her rage or her baggage from her earlier career as an actor into shitty rock music..I don’t know….I just kow she’s a skinny, fit bodied, bleached blonde chick in a sheer bra and underwear, which is a good look for a child star turned shitty rocker that we forgot existed….until the tits came out….natures reminder of who the fuck a motherfucker is.

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2022

04

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I guess no one gives a fuck about Medical Workers anymore, it’s like the whole covid thing mentally abused us all so hard that we’ll collectively never go to a doctor again, they can’t be trusted for anything but for broken bones or other life saving surgeries, but all that other shit, is just them trying to poison us with shots…

I live in the last place in North America with Mask Mandates, which is pretty fucking annoying, because I am an anti-masker. I guess they say we’re in a 6th wave of COVID, which is probably seasonal flu, but COVID sounds more dramatic or some shit….

I know that a lot of people around have got COVID, they were sick for 1-2 days at the most…all said “this is what they locked down society for, we’ve been played”….well we’re still being played…

I don’t blame the slutty nurses, or girls cosplaying as nurses to speak to a nurse fetish to weirdos who are into bitches covered in anti-biotic resistant bacteria and viruses….it’s a weird fetish.

I do think the slutty nurses are the heroes who don’t give a fuck about their job, they more selling nudes, because their jobs don’t give a fuck about them….do you know how many people went through HELL because the vaccine pushers owned the policy makers…where people who had the virus, or worked in the virus ward and never got the virus weren’t allowed to say “we don’t like experimental drugs, anything could go wrong with them, I’d rather just catch this virus”…..

So support these slutty nurses, the heroes of COVID that COVID turned on and forced into getting naked on the internet, or maybe they just like being naked on the internet, like we like looking at them naked on the internet….good deal.

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2022

04

Apr

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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Elsa Hosk may have had some work done, all these near 30 year olds have face injections to look more like a muppet on instagram….but she’s still looking hot to me.

One of the hottest models brought into the Victoria’s Secret empire after a career as a female pro Basketball Player, the Michael Jordan of female basketball in Sweden, because she brought in the fans, who could jerk off to the games the way women’s sports were originally designed before letting in the people who excelled at the sport….

I don’t know about you, but I’m not watching women’s sports for the feats in athleticism that high school boys can probably pull off….you know, girls vs guys in sport….just ask that Trans Swimmer who is making a joke of sports while trolling as a girl swimmer destroying titles designed for women because woke went too far….

I am watching female sports for masturbation purposes….

Not that Elsa still does that whole sports thing, it’s her bullshit origin story that sounds better than “Fucked agents, bookers, or cockteased, them, but got in to replace Candice Swanepoel when she was breeding and did it better”….until deciding to breed herself.

So this is her MILF Mom bod, one that’s substantial and worth celebrating in its underwear, looking better than most bitches who don’t have kids, probably the muscle memory or a little vanity and effort, either way, it works!

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2022

04

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know what Eiza Gonzalez is signing a Brazzers DVD, but that’s what I am going to assume is being signed, which brings up a pretty good fucking point, who the hell is out there asking these scumbag celebs for autographs, do people STILL get off on that shit, collect that shit, cherish the meeting of the celeb, maybe hope it will become a collectible worth money one day….or did Eiza just hire some groupies to make this titty moment for the paparazzi seem more legit…because I am of the school of the school of thought of “who the fuck is Eiza Gonzalez”…

I know she’s a Mexican actress, her mom is a manager, she had a compulsive eating issue when she was younger, so was likely fat, but has it under control now that she’s gone Hollywood…

I just don’t really buy into any celebrity origin story, assume they are all human trafficked, and just last week Eiza had bleached hair, which is apparently a sign of MK ULTRA mind control…they bleach their hair after reprogramming them….just ask KANYE WEST…who is currently in a REBOOT after his programming did a little BSOD…BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH motherfuckers…

She’s no longer blonde, how quickly these shapeshifters change, but her tits are pretty real looking, and that’s what we are here for…drape your braless body ins ome silky fabric and let us imagine you naked so we stop asking questions of where the fuck did this bitch come from and why should we care?

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2022

04

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs are not necessarily the go-to pussy anyone goes to as a first option. They’re more the bench warmer pussy that no one wants, but the the team feels bad about not allowing on the team due to their retardation, where in their case, the retardation is surviving childbirth, which is arguably nature’s miracle, but miracles come with a fucking price that destroy the fucking bodies of the women who partake in that miracle, because miracles come with a fucking price.

MILFs are the self hating, insecure because they know they aren’t what they used to be, because their husbands cheat on them, or jerk off to younger hotter girls who don’t have kids yet…..making them realize how shit they’ve beome…

But MILFs are also too busy, too tired, too distracted to really drain on your soul or be needy….they know their place, they are just their to fuck and get off, and will put more effort than a hot chick who will just lay there knowing she’s doing you a favor.

So I don’t hate MILFs, if anything they are responsible, maternal, doing what they are supposed to do, fulfilling their UTERINE calling she was given at birth, to do what she’s supposed to do to better our species….and they get their fuck on

I am just surprised so many MILFs are comfortable with their bodies, or threw in their towel on shame, because they are MILFS and a group of doctors have seen them shit themselves while shitting out a baby, one of those humbling experiences….but I’ll still look at them….the aging process, now more than ever, is so weird…coupled with everyone being so fucking horny all the time….what a world.

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2022

04

Apr

Camila Cabello Beach Body of the Day

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Here’s some Camila Cabello doing her best Sports Illustrated Body photoshoot for the paparazzi in her native Miami, which may not really be her native Miami, I am not really up to speed on her origin story, she may be Elian Gonzalez for all I know, floated into town on a old communist door that still had some float in it, or some sort of raft crafted from used condoms and old Russian Ketchup bottles….because leaving communism is hell, which is why we shouldn’t want our society to go communist…EVEN if it worked out nicely for Cabello and a few other Cubans like that hot Anna De Armas, despite her Ben Affleck AIDS we assume she has….

Anyway, clearly, the good American dream that most Americans can’t manage to pull off, which is why it is still a dream for many…..worked out nicely for this one because she can afford all the beans and rice, cake and candy, fast food and AMERICAN KETCHUP HER heart desires, until it gives out on her, like a True American heart….all half dead from all the shitty foods…

I could make fun of her big fat square flat cuban ass that is totally out of proportion with hr tits….but I wouldn’t mind trying to bury my face in it to see if I could taste her lunch…because a fat dumpy ceelulite ass and thighs never scared me..it’s not FAT CHICK enough for me to repulsed…but it’s close.

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2022

04

Apr

Powerlifter Pees Herself Doing Dead Lifts of the Day

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There’s a powerlifter on the internet going viral for pissing herself while deadlifting, I don’t know her name, because I didn’t bother doing some investigative journalism on her, but she is quite remarkable and not because she’s really strong, muscular and capable of heavy lifting, but because she pisses herself when she does it, because she’s probably not supposed to be lifting that kind of weight, but a little pee won’t hurt anyone, now we’ve gotta be weak bladder inclusive, because incontinence is real, and ladies, especially as they age piss themselves…so we should normalize that instead of being judgemental and making them feel bad about that….

However, when a bitch built like a truck is pissing at the gym next to me, I’m not jerking off to the musky piss smell, or even licking it up to get her testosterone or steroids, I’m fucking throwing up….because pissing out of context, is not a sexual experience, it’s just gross….

Also, could you imagine a dude who pissed himself everytime he hit the treadmill, he’d be asked to leave…but since it’s a chick…everyone’s like “whatever”..she’s so strong you misogynist threatened by her musculature…

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2022

04

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I was sent this instagram celebrating the nightmare that is childbirth…

I guess it’s a loophole to get nudity on instagram, you know a pussy is not a traditional pussy you would look at the jerk off to if a baby is sticking out of it….

But as someone who fucking loves the concept of a pussy, is fascinated by a pussy, likes to stare at pussy, because I don’t have a pussy, I’m pretty sure I can find a way to jerk off to a birthing pussy…

I have confidence that we can dig into our love of pussy and find a way to jerk off to what is arguably the most amazing and fascinating thing a woman does….3D prints a baby with your genetics before expelling it out of her cunt….

Here’s some of their pics:

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I’ve been totally terrified of breeding because I think the world is going to end, I always thought it would be unfair to bring life into this world. I also am a terrible provider and wouldn’t want that pressure to provide for a child, I’ve also found the housing a baby and expelling it out of your cunt to be the least natural phenomenon ever, and was almost on the “make them in a lab” school of thought..until realizing the satanic elites who just 3D printed sperm, have figured out how to keep AI created embrios live in the lab, while attacking women and mothers, by reducing childbirth to a burden not a miracle of God…which made me shift my focus…

I know the evil satanic won’t win in the end, but I am sure they will get their shot to make weird human hybrids in the lab because they have too much power, so I’m over hear celebrating WOMEN, their ability to feed a child through their tits, making me want a farm of breast feeding women to carry me through the foot shortages, far more fun than sucking on a popsicle or drinking out of a can or bottle…I mean if all my meals could be given to me via tit, I’d be a lot better for it.

So lets celebrate MILKY TITS….the natural wonder of the world that I’m finally growing to LOVE as much as I did the first time a saw a mom pull out a tit at a starbucks about 15 years ago…you know, enough to be asked to leave.

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