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2021

30

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

The asshole behind thong is a reminder of how inefficient the thong is as a panty, yet despite it’s lack of coverage, so many girls were brainwashed into only wearing thongs, thanks to propaganda…

I WONDER WHAT ELSE PROPAGANDA would make a woman do….or really ANYONE do…

The asshole behind thong is also a reminder than the thong, despite being inefficient as a panty…DEFINITELY not the POISE absorbant underwear for bitches who piss themselves doing YOGA, I’ve seen the commercials…it’s still amazing because you get to see the asshole when in the thong..

So girls, who want to flash their asshole, without being slutty and naked, can do it by putting on a thong…

Why would a woman want to flash her asshole you ask? Have you been on the internet, have you sexted, do you not know the asshole is the gateway to the fucking soul…it’s the ultimate in SEX to know you’ve seen all a bitch has to offer…

It’s also the gender neutral orifice….not that you should think about gender becasue the people who do are the fucking worst…

I repeat, people gotta stop putting thought into this gender shit, like it’s a science or a University class…because it is nuts, people sit and analyze what their gender means to them or some shit, when really, it doesn’t mean anything to anyone, no one cares…if you’re a girl who likes peeing standing up, then pee standing up and fuck off, if you’re a guy who likes wearing thongs, or who likes fucking himself up the ass with his tucked dick in his ass, then do that…WE DO NOT CARE and we do not need to hear it…you over analyzing pile of bullshit..NO ONE CARES…just do what you fucking do without explaining it on the internet in text book like terms to make it seem like it is anything but fucking INSANITY.

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2021

30

Dec

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

Horny pervert Heidi Klum doesn’t fuck around…she’s old, a mom of many, but still got her massive tits out in a bikini and they look fuking good.

I’ve called her a product of Eugenics forever and I believe that she was created through selective breeding practices developed in Nazi Germany with her grand parents, and even if this is just a fluke and not industrialized eugenics from her Nazi history, it’s good.

What I am saying is that she’s aging well, clearly on the child blood transfusions, HGH like they’re saying Bezos is on, or maybe it’s just abortion stem cell treatment, just not her abortions, since she seems to bring all her kids to fruition…

The point is…LOOK AT THOSE TItties in your face as her husband looks the other direction, probably bored of them and all her incessant sex demands…to remind you how bad you are at life…

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2021

30

Dec

Catherine Zeta-Jones Bikini Tits of the Day

When I look at Catherine Zeta Jones’ tits, I am reminded that she may or may not have given her husband throat cancer with her tainted vagina…but then I remember he’s super fucking famous, possibly married to Goldie Hawn, unless that’s the other one, I always get them confused, and as a celebrity with a celebrity dad meaning he was raised in Hollywood being “come over to my pool, do you know who my dad is”….or being a victim to old dirty celebrity ladies who like to get eaten out by young kids of their celeb friends…it’s a debauchery kind of place filled with vile people and the HPV throat could have come from all kinds of places….we haven’t even dived into the groupies, the costars, the random people met in bars…because you know dude’s laid some pipe like a plumber in retirement…

YES, this is a Michael Douglas HPV origin story exploration while looking at his hot, now old, wife’ big WELSH tits being rich and famous and better than you…

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2021

30

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

I like to campaign for small tits because I think small tits are hot…but like every motherfucker….I like all tits and the bigger may not be the better…but the bigger that are nice are pretty fucking nice….since not all big tits are sloppy piles of shit that I still want to suffocate on….and not all big tits are fake as fuck that you can poke an eye out when trying to suffocate on them…and even if they are…PULL THEM THE FUCK OUT….and do it in a fun, social media trend challenge, kind of way….you know peer pressure each other to pull the tits out because girls with nice tits like them seen and dudes into to tits like to see them and if you make it a game..it’s not shameless, it’s keeping up with the trends…KEEP UP WITH THE TRENDS…as the trends get more exhibitionist…let these girls inspire you….

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2021

30

Dec

Jade Chynoweth Christmas Dance of the Day

It’s still the Christmas season to me, because CHRISTMAS is a state of mind motherfuckers…

So here’s a professional dancer, who back-up dances for actual big acts, while she’s not starring as a dancer in shitty straight to NETFLIX movies, which used to be straight to VIDEO, before straight to NETFLIX meant blockbuster cast….

She’s wearing what some pantyhose shorts with a body suit jacked up her cunt like this is only fans content, only it’s performance art PERVERT….and sometimes performance art can be softcore porn for the pantyhose fetishists…leotards up cunt…and not be seen as something to jack off to.

I know what you’re thinking, professional dancers who aren’t strippers working for crack money is a fucking waste…but at last she still produces the smut.

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2021

30

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Vacation mode….even though Canada is under insane lockdowns…I’ve been quarantining for the last decade or two so it’s no big deal…but it feels like a big deal when you’re being told you can’t do shit…it’s better when you opt out…

Luckily, the girls of the internet and their tanlines keep us going this winter and well into our life in the metaverse in the near future when real life is no more….but tanlines will always be real…even if they are CGI generated through a filter and on some dude pretending to be a chick as they do thanks to the internet being a fucking lie.

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2021

30

Dec

TikTok is a PsyOp and Other Videos of the Day

BING BONG

Mindless Content…

More Mindless Content..

MORE MINDLESS CONTENT

More Mindlsss Content

EVEN More mindless Content

This Internet Thing…is CRAZY

TikTok – Am I Right

Fat is Healthy…..

New Gender Alert Retard…

NUTS – You are all crazy….

Swim Masked To Virtue Signal to Everyone that You’re Not Smart – Brainwashed and MENTAL.

Hiding in the Tree to Avoid the VAX…can you blame him?

Australian Aboriginals Burn Down a Government Building – GIVE THEM THEIR LAND BACK EVIL COLONIALISTS

Royal Guard vs Kid

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2021

30

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Not doing the nightly links this week has been the best experience of my life….FUCK the stepLINKS of the day…if anyone out there wants to do them for me in 2022 so I can find better things to do with my time…like stare at the wall harder, with more time to think on things to philosophize about for you brainless perverts..you know to bring you tit with spiritual enlightenment as we drown in BREAKTHROUGH cases of COVID so that the system can put totally insane lockdown measures that give me even more time to connect to my spirit, to work on my clairvoyance and to finally complete my form as the TITTY PROPHET…because we are surrounded by bad people, tricking you into thinking they are good people, relatable people, but ultimately….THE PEOPLE who want you DEAD…or at least a slave….BOTH work…

As we ring in 2022….LIFE is LIFE…stop being scared to live, get healthy, suck tits, BREAST FEEDING is the key to HEALTHY ENZYMES and MICROBOBES….where’s the site you can buy or rent down on their luck lactating bitches who eat an organic diet to CURE me of my AILMENTS while I jerk off….

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Ireland Baldwin nude in the tub
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Shay Mitchell is on Vacation
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Olivia Culpo Shares Her Most Liked Posts, Found Out Her Followers Like Her Boyfriend, Travel and Underboob
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Katharine McPhee’s 72-Year-Old Music Producer Husband Shows Her Post-Baby Bikini Body Some Love!
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Katherine McPhee shuts down jealous haters with a Res Suit!
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Wanda Icardi is Selling Swimsuits With Her Cleavage
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Miss BumBum World 2021 Says She Gets Bullied for Being Too Hot!
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Model Laura Ivaniukas Hit Up an Outdoor Shower in Cuba
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Iggy Azalea is BIG BOOTY
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Iowa Volleyball Coach Charged With Having Sex With 17-Year-Old!
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Carmella Rose Gloves Up!
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Titty Model in the Jungle
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Gillian Jacobs Identifies Man By Hearing His Voice!
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Skydiver Sebastián Álvarez Flies Into An Active Volcano!
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Old Car Gets Pitted Against A New Car For It’s Checking It’s Structural Integrity
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Cheating Girlfriend Gets The Best Christmas Surprise Of Her Life!
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Cat Getting Used To The Treadmill!
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From the Forum

Sofia Richie Ass in Leggings…
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Katy Perry on Stage….
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Kate Beckinsale Red Carpet Babe
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Addison Rae Legs
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Britney Spears in a Tight Dress
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Check Out those Christmas Gifts….
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CHRISTMAS MIRACES Happen Daily
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Christmas Strap On!
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2021

29

Dec

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

Woah, Katharine McPhee, tight body new mom big titty McPhee…not the NANY MCPHEE, but the other one who got knocked up by a geriatric in his mid 70s like some kind of florida personal support worker at a retirement community with a deep and disturbing fetish for elderly men and changing their diapers ever since her great uncle molested her….

I am not saying that’s what happened with McPhee, age is just a number, I am just saying she’s looking pretty fit, pretty good, like a trophy wife should….FROM American Idol to chart topping industry leader dick….I mean this is almost as exciting as when they leaked her nudes that looked like a post vaginalplasty labia reduction selfie for her doctor to report healing progress….

NOT THAT THOSE PICS were her…but you can google them and make your own opinion on it.

This is MILF behavior and I’m someone not excited by blown out mom pussy…even if it’s had labia reduction….as a stepfather, I know first hand how miserable a punishment that shit is…but when they are rich, soon to be widowed, and look this good…I bring my support…which I am sure McPhee is craving as no one knows this site exists…NOT EVEN you.

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2021

29

Dec

Bella Thorne Ass of the Day

Here’s a Christmas miracle that no one asked for, but it’s red and still HOLIDAY enough for me to remember the good times that Christmas has given us over the years, the warmth in our hearts as I wonder if that cup of liquid is a drink to keep her medicated and having a good time, or if it’s squirt because she looks like the kind of girl who pees on people while dramatically performing an orgasm….we call this a porn star who accidentally got work in the mainstream….so now she’s a softcore pornstar or racy mainstream star and when the bikinis are that small..who fucking cares…just stare.

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