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2024

30

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am a pervert….

I like to creep on girls in bikinis for pervert empowering…

Like all those sluts who are empowered sluts who get naked for money…

I am an empowered pervert who likes looking at girls in bikinis…

Swimwear is one of the gateway outfits to a life of perversion, one that I’ll celebrate for the rest of my life even if the general population are desensitized by wearing bikinis or posting bikini pics, needing throat fucking tranny porn to get off….I am nostalgic…and appreciate ALL swimwear has to offer….CLASSICS…

SO here’s a gallery of swim…

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2024

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still dealing with some serious loss and regret that has happened over the weekend…

There was a slutty chick with big tits tanning in a thong bikini in a ghetto park I happened to be walking through….and I didn’t post up with my bird watching binculars or my portable beach chair to really take it all in while giving her some “toxic male gaze everywhere I go, I can’t even tan in my thong bikini in a public park without experiencing it”…bullshit…

I also didn’t go to the PUBLIC pool and sit behind the chainlink fence looking in because I don’t have access to said pool….despite it being summer and a heat wave.

I didn’t even sit on the park bench across from the old lady with super hard nipples that were half way to her belly button….because she was old, fat and clearly super horny…

I’ve really let myself down….success is about happiness and I’m not very happy about these MISSED opportunities…

There’s always tomorrow….or some other loser affirmation of “get em next time, loser”….because a winner is someone who went tried again after losing….but THERE isn’t always tomorrow so seize the fucking day….DO BETTER…no excuses.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Gisele Visits a UNESCO World Heritage Site in a Bikini!
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Will Levis Drops New Girlfriend – Bachelor Star Victoria Fuller!
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Addison Rae’s Nipples Are Here!
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18 Items That Will Jump Start Your New Year Detox!
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Zendaya Nipple Pokies While Greeting Fans!
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THE AI WE LOVE THE MOST
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The 20 Most Ironic Photos on the Internet
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Vin Diesel Drinking Diesel HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Grandfather Gets Surprised By His Grandson At A Restaurant
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Kimberley Garner Stuns in Tiny Bikini: Night Out in Saint Tropez Gets Wild!
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Raccoon Unties A Rope And Clears It Out Of Its Way Before Re-Tying It
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18 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Why does Melinda French Gates think Elon Musk and other billionaires are not philanthropists? Bill Gates’ ex-wife shares her thoughts
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30 Parents Share The Absolute Dumbest Things Their Kids Have Ever Done
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Amazing Magician Manages To Steal The Bra From A Person
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Bonus Butts #461
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UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Rocks the Boat!
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Team USA Beach Volleyball Players Sara Hughes and Kelly Cheng for Skims!
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Our now favorite Spanish influencer … and her friends with the wonderful behinds!
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Brake Checker On The Highway Gets A Taste Of Instant Karma
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Claudia Penka in a red bikini and her impressive curves in a pool in Mykonos
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The Incredible Process Of Deep Cleaning An Abandoned Pool
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The Most Stunning Molly Sims Bikini Shots
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Princess Leia bikini from Star Wars sells at auction
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Bianca Censori Turns Heads in See-Through Top on L.A. Movie Date
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Sultry Doja Cat Exposes It All: Racy Outfit Steals the Show!
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Halsey Gives Her Fans What They Want!
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Pickup Truck Being Towed Away Tries To Drive Away
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Golden Retriever Refuses To Give Up An Apple
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RESUMING THE CLASS
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Fact Check: Is photo of Kamala Harris embracing Jeffrey Epstein on a beach real? Viral online post debunked
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Gisele Explores Brazil!
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59 Weird Thoughts That Will Make You Rethink Everything
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Kimberley Garner Camel Toe While Out in Saint Tropez!
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5 REASONS TO SAY “WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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AI Avengers….
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Man Takes A Picture Of Himself Every Single Day From Age 12 Until The Day He Gets Married
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Gymnasts Proving Why Their Skills Are Crazy
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Elsa Hosk – FWRD bikinis
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Eva Longoria’s Potential BBL Booty in a Thong Bikini!
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Everything You Need For a Successful Winter Vacation in the Sun!
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UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Hits the Lake!
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Cop Gets Fooled By A Car Made Out Of Snow
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Woman In A Car Trying To Resist Arrest Rams A Cop Car
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Out Of Control Deer Crashes Into A Hair Salon
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Angel Reese Bikinis in Paris!
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Elsa Hosk Keeps Her Socks On!
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Zendaya Coleman – Seen out in Paris
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Mrs. Millie Bobby Brown Bon Jovi, Jr – Shorts for iced coffee in New York City
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Cindy Crawford (Day 14,769) & Kaia Gerber – Day 1,790 of Being 18: in Paris
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Lindsey Vonn – Prelude To The Olympics in Paris
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Jessica Chastain – Ralph Lauren Team USA celebration in Paris
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Bianca Censori – Another blatant SeeThru to tits show
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Charli & Dixie D’Amelio – Tiktok beyotches to shoe peddlers in Los Angeles
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Chloe Moretz – Bra outfit for Pier 17 in New York
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Florence Pugh – Marvel Studios panel during Comic-Con in San Diego
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Erin Moriarty – Seen at Comic-Con in San Diego
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CAMTASTROPHES #13
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Jiggle Butt Pounded (GIF)
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Apple a Day!
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Sophie Turner Nipple Pokies Dance!
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Barbie Beach JOI Boob Tease With Barbie Beach Love Her Boobs
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Age of Filters (GIF)
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New Porn Star Scarlett Rose in My First Time: The Virgin Diaries!
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GOOD GAWD!
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Nude Kari Wuhrer and Valeria Golino in An Occasional Hell
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“Y’all Can Just Fuck On The Bar”
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Korina Kova Pink Bikini Set 2
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Stacy Vargas The Spanish Jellyfish Zishy
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6 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Explicit nudity in Italian version of reality TV show
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Dildo Demonstration
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Big Booty in the Breeze!
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Liberation and Individuality: Embracing Your True Self in Heavy Fetish
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Just a Group of Girls Talking About How They Want Their Pussies Played With!
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Naruto Fucking Beast
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Extreme Step Mom Fucks Sons
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Nicole Colina Bring Me The Booty Of Nicole Colina XL Girls
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You Lose A Bet?!
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The Hair Matches the Dildo!
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Sensory Overload: The Intensity of Sensory Play in Heavy Fetish
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Brazilian fitness model in more premium nudes
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Busty Lara Love via StasyQ
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The Apocalypse : Tilda Von TitanTanks
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Hollywood’s Backup Program
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Memel Wilde The Neighborhood Milf Hot Milfs Fuck
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‘Marshmallow Story’ with Pollyy via Suicide Girls
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Hyley lets some guy go crazy on both her pussy and asshole
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Noee Abita topless in Premiere Affaire (2023)
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Gabriela Lopez’s Playroom!
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Maya Farrell Sultry by a Window!
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Bring Me the Booty of Nicole Colina
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2024

29

Jul

Dua Lipa Uses Bikini To Sell Product of the Day

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Dua Lipa posted some pictures of her in this bikini about a week ago, where we can assume this picture was taken. She was just waiting for the perfect time to drop it for the fans, because she probably needed the greenlight that they had inventory to deliver the needs of her fan.

The nice thing about this is that the celebrity uses the bikini clickbait to get views and attention despite being a celebrity and having the views and attention and that’s a good thing.

It means being a whore pays no matter where you are in life, a message for the kids, LIKES AND FOLLOWS are everything….IMPRESSIONS on your content MEAN everything….SHAMELESS self promotion is REAL promotion….SEX WORK IS REAL WORK….bullshit lies…brought to you by the HOLLYWOOD machine.

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2024

29

Jul

Jessica Alba in her Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is in Mykonos. We’re unsure if she’s partaking in the favorite pastime of the Mykonos locals…anal sex…but she is showing off her ass in a bikini.

She’s currently in her 40s, so the paparazzi pics of the tech billionaire and once marketed as the the hottest of celebrities doesn’t quite hit the same way that it once did….but it still hits alright considering…

The ass is fatter, rounder, the thighs are thicker, she’s more experienced and the herpes virus she’s had pumping through her soul for as long as she has had it has evolved and mutated into more than just the FLIRT variant….

SO MUCH EXCITEMENT….

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2024

29

Jul

Charli XCX and her Topless Whale Tail Artistic Selfie of the Day

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We don’t know whether Charli XCX actually produced this high concept artistic piece of selfie smut, she is a very rich pop star who is at the top of her career because the satanic powers that be felt she had paid her dues and was ready to get another trending song and dance on TikTok. China Spyware Social Media Apps are the way pop stars become pop stars these days.

They have all the celebs doing the Charli XCX dance like the robot puppets they are…it’s part of the helping her achieve the greatness she’s done all those human sacrifices for…proving how badly she wants it.

Unless she’s just a compelling figure in music and her songs are just that appealing to the retard fanbase…who cares.

This is about a whale tail, which is a trend now, I’ve seen multiple girls with their thongs sticking out of pants and pants that have thongs built into them for the effect.

It’s a 90s or early 2000s J.Lo throwback, from when thongs sticking out of pants weren’t necessarily something girls were trying to pull off, but that would happen when they were sitting on the bus in front of you.

XCX is topless in the selfie, but hiding her tits, because her shamelessness lacks shamelessness, she’s rich and made it, so she doesn’t need it to be as shameless as it can be….but it’s still a whale tail and there is a fetish in that.

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2024

29

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Death March of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is on what I assume is her death march. You know, like that Queen Latifah movie where she finds out that she’s dying and she goes and experiences all life has to offer, I think it’s called HOW STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK.

She’s gone back to her MUMMY’s home, where she has been doing lesbian weirdness in her childhood room.

She’s been celebrating her birthday, where I assume she’s just turned 60, despite still being hot, at least according to me, because I like an emaciated girl who looks unhealthy since and dying, all skinny and wonderful, wearing weird Edward Scissorhand gothic boots, to support her….while coughing up blood to make me feel like my dick’s big enough to not just gag her but to damage her throat fuck hole.

So along with whining at DAILY MAIL for wrongfully representing her in a way so tantrum and lashing out that you’d have tot they they were representing her right…she is dressing up in silly outfits like she’s a child going to COMICON where 90 percent of her fans jerk off….and the whole thing is weird, but I guess if you were dying of a bloody throat you were hospitalized for, you’re end of days would be weird too.

Here she is with a cat to remind you that all the whores of the internet have cats, it’s like in order to have that whore face on the internet, you have to have cats….

Is it VACCINE INJURY – GET ANOTHER SHOT KATE….

Is it CANCER….

IS IT AIDS from PETE DAVIDSON….

At least she’s having a good time dying, which I guess is the point of life…so she is inspiring more than just die hard fans to keep jerking off to her…she teaches us how to live as well….

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2024

29

Jul

Isla Sullivan is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Isla, I’m. french so IS LA doesn’t mean IS LOS ANGELES…but she’s based in Los Angeles…

IS LA…doesn’t mean ISLAND to me….but she does have a beachy and tropical feel to her….

Is LA means IS LA WHAT…IS LA MODEL, Is LA SLUT, Is LA SUGAR BABY, IS LA Shameless Whore who produces or stars in hot content to level up her value to rich dudes she may date, or brands she make make instagram content for. Having that agency, that validation, allows for less annoying brand collabs. Instead of pushing products like and AVON lady, she can be more casual about it…

I guess she can be all those things because IS LA HOT CHICK….IS LA HOT CONTENT….IS LA Less annoying then unsigned instagram girls who COSPLAY as MODELS….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

29

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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The good thing about MILFS is the ILFS part, because it implies that you actually want to fuck them.

There was a time when being a MILF was a PULL instead of a PUSH, meaning the collective decided the hot mom at the high school was a MILF…

What’s happened, like in every aspect of sex content, is that the content creator has decided to label themselves, sometimes wrongfully, because they WANT to be in a category and figure no one will notice if they sneak in and claim that title…it’s the fake it til you make it…

So then MILF becomes a FUNCTION of the women thinking she’s a MILF rather than the PEOPLE thinking she’s a MILF…because the world is a COSPLAY STAGE that you’re the main character of or some shit…SLAY, YOU GOT THIS, GO GIRL….

But yes, the good thing about MILFS is that they are old, desperate, weathered and had sex til completion at least once, so they probably know a thing or two about being cummed inside, while knowing they have a lot of baggage to not ruin our lives with more baggage…

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2024

29

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Underwear Pictures of the Day

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I think Candice Swanepoel, even in her EXPLANTED OLD AS SHIT, living in Miami all rich as shit glory, is pretty great…

Not just because she’s a Afrikaans who is racist by birthright, you know white South Africans and their hatred and superiority complexes against the native black tribes they’ve oppressed and colonialized all these hundreds of years…..or because her family owns a farm in South Africa that you can assume is run or employs 1000s of black laborers that they probably don’t pay very much to have work for them….slave labor to some is good business to others….

But because she’s an Victoria’s Secret blonde icon who has been marketed to me so hard over the course of her 25 year career, just new underwear content weekly in an era that needed that….

We didn’t have 1,000,000 different chicks releasing underwear pics per hour on social media, Our underwear pics were curated from the marketing ether, produced and high end with well paid models and thanks to scarcity and controlling the flow of underwear pic productions, the underwear pics we did get mattered…..even if they felt like they were just giving us enough underwear pic sustenance to go on another week…until they dropped their next set of hot chick in underwear pics came out…they were enjoyed and apprecaited….

So her half nakedness, even in her old age matters…even without plantation owner daughter fucking the farmhand in some black on blonde fetish with some problematic undertones may have been her origin story…

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2024

29

Jul

Lily Allen Foot Vendor in a Bikini of the Day

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I used to make fun of Lily Allen for whatever reason.

It was the mid 2000s what they fuck else was a grown man with a titty blog that made fun of celebs supposed to do….

We needed to make those asshole jokes about those asshoels, it was part of the trolling effectively in a era…

It was a time when people didn’t have the ability to make their own asshole jokes on the celebrity content being shameless posted to social media by the celebrity….because celebrities weren’t producing self produced content that they were putting out there.

It was just the mainstream media coverage….magazines and paparazzi and manufactured marketing stories that the team would release….

The media, owned by the same people that owned the celebrity would RARELY call one out for being overrated, ugly, fat, lame trash…unless they misbehaved and had to be removed or humiliated to the public.

It was all very calculated….

So I never hated Lily Allen, the rich chubby girl with wonky tits….I never hated any celebs, I don’t even like celebs or pop culture this whole site is an accident…

I just hated they hype she got when there were hotter chicks working my grocery store…

Sure, it’s a far more fun thing to laugh at now, due to the desperation of the celebrity threatened by the self producing influencer / instagram whore….because there was a time the celebrity was too good for self produced content and they’d sit there on their celebrity perch looking down on the commoner thinking they were better than us as they grabbed our money for shitty music they produced or put out…but the instagram trolls do a good job of that…

Instead, I’ll just look at their 40 year old body half naked in a bikini while they are running a foot fetish only fans and laugh that this is where we’ve landed as a society….these are our “once heroes”…because for a minute, Lily Allen was a top level act…and now she sells feet pics for jokes…

Weird world…but she’s skinny, old sure, but skinny matters and it could be from the VAPE LUNG she has from sucking on the gay fucking digital cigarettes only faggots partake in….but then she posted her with an ACTUAL cigarette which was nice to see, because if you’re going to smoke, fucking smoke like a cool person, like a man….since smoking is cool…sucking on vapes is not..

So Lily Allen, once lame pop shit, now cool skinny old lady smoker chick who sells feet pics like a common instagram whore, but she’s just doing it for the jokes since she’s already rich…

Can’t hate that hustle…

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