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2021

08

Oct

Addison Rae Beached of the Day

Addison Rae is being weaponized against us, because they are trying to convince us that this is the number one thing that TikTok created and I don’t get it. I am not really a TikTok person, I wouldn’t want that Chinese tracking software on my shit, but then there’s everything else that is not Chinese based tracking the fuck out of us, and I am sure our local corporate /government partners are far more dangerous that the Chinese owners of TikTok, if anything TikTok is the only place where they are allowing people to report anything that goes against the narrative of the other mainstream big tech platforms….like I see hilarious TikToks calling out this scam that will lead to us being in internment camps…IT IS HAPPENING…the THOUGHT police have our names…but not worth being scared of any of that, you just gotta stand your ground and go down with the ship, being a pussy and giving in is never an answer..

Anyway, to someone who hates awkward dances and the idea that people make millions off it on a consistent basis, because it’s low value content that doesn’t elevate the people….seeing Addison Rae strictly on a “hot chick level” which is how I judge all girls…on their LOOKS…if you get paid millions for dumb dances, you best be good enough to jerk off to…and I just don’t see it on this one…not that my opinion matters, but I figure post the trash, call out the trash and warn you that they are trying to market this trash to you, even putting her in movies, because someone wants her to be their puppet, I just don’t know who…

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2021

08

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday on a Friday of the Day

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Anyone who knows girls with big tities, knows that they love those big titties, unless they’ve lost a bunch of weight and hate the way they sag and cut the fuckers off, but those big titty girls, for the most part, use those big titties for personal gain or to try to be hot, since that’s all they have going for them, which works out nicely for us, since we love tits, at least I do, I don’t know about you faggots and would never speak on your behalf or put words in your mouth when I know you’re more into having dicks in your mouth…

TITTY DROPS are a viral trend for a specific girl who wants to flash her tits on the internet, but there seems to be no shortage of girls flashing their tits for a thrill, and this is far lazier than having to leave the house and try to get drunk girls to show you her tits, they just do it themselves because it is fun..

I don’t have anything NEGATIVE to say about girls showing their tits, because tits are great, a celebration, a Mitzvah, there’s a reason they got the tits, to show them, and not showing them would be a disservice to whoever gave it to them, assuming some of these girls got their tits at McDonalds.

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2021

08

Oct

Amelia Gray Lingerie of the Day

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Amelia Gray Hamlin’s living the dream, this slutty lingerie selfie that she took of herself, is a paid ad, because of course it is. Her family sold her to that Scott Disick dude, who is one of the Kardashians handlers, who has been involved in the evil that these people have pushed onto a weak public in exchange for stupid fucking money, since it’s always about the fucking money….and for whatever reason, probably because people are self involved, narcissistic and godless, they think that being more like a Kardashian than someone with a soul or spirit, because the internet has told them that, we get all these bootleg versions doing their best impression.

There was a time lingerie companies did photoshoots in amazing places, that you could really get sucked into, now a bitch takes 10 minutes to do her slutty lingerie selfie, totally low hanging fruit, low grade, bottom feeding shit…and that’s MARKETING….because it converts more sales…

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MONEY…

But if you’re gonna pay a bitch for anything, it might as well be a panty selfie…

Apparently, she’s no longer fucking 40 year old Scott Disick, so the early 20 year old is no longer a stepmom in training, but his work is done…he’s got more aspiring rich LA 20 year olds to fuck like a creeper coach teaching them the evil tricks of the evil trade of EVIL….

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2021

08

Oct

Tanline Thursday on a Friday of the Day

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The header picture of this TANLINE THURSDAY post on a Friday that should have been posted on a Thursday, but I am an alocholic and the fact I even update this site as consistently as I do is fucking mental, especially knowing the end of the world is potentially around the corner because all your idiots are gaslit into following the evil that doesn’t care about you…it’s not your fault, they’ve been planning this forever, you didn’t stand a chance…

MUCH LIKE TANLINES…which is why I used this hairy top pic for the post…distractions work.

With a distraction like a tanline, you hardly even care, it’s like smear that hair armpit in my mouth and let me deal with the internal trauma of trying to not trigger my brain into thinking I am sucking on one of my homeboy’s armpit….and allows me to focus on what matters…HIGHLIGHTING THE GOOD PARTS.

Tanlines are powerful, and so are you, FREE THINKER..

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2021

08

Oct

Woman Didn’t Order Gratuity and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Trolls the Dallas Mayor over Abortion – Amazing – Watch it

Ziptie Car Prank

Circus Girl

Streaming Car Crash

Dude Followed Woman Around TARGET For 35 Minutes

Racist Karen

Titty Girl

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2021

08

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Canadian Thanksgiving…what do you have to give thanks for? I guess we do this shit a month before you Americans, and instead of focusing on the colonization of the WHITE MAN taking advantage o the Native American, because evil powerful people, who still run the fucking world, regardless of their color, do not give a fuck about people, they just care about their power, their money and their control…

We should use the whole Thanksgiving concept to give thanks for being alive, for having this great world to play on, for tits and buttholes, for the ability to hate each other, or love each other, or accept each other….

We should not let those same people who took advantage of the Native Americans, through corporate takeover in the form of the government funded Hudson Bay Company, do a corporate takeover on us….

What I am saying is that if some idiot college student in your family makes some bullshit statement about boycotting Turkey, remind them that it wasn’t the WHITE man, it was the evil Corporation and the Rich Elites who did it….because we’re all just the fucking slave class.

If you’re reading propaganda about how you shouldn’t invite unvaccinated family over because they are like “drunk drivers” which I saw an article say, you have to realize, that’s just part of that same elite trying to steal your fucking land like they did all those years ago to the Natives…EVIL doesn’t change…

LOVE each other, DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS…they profit off all this shit as we all get more and more broke and desperate….you know….people getting fired, coerced, bacon being more expensive, gas line-ups…it’s out of fucking control…and if you FOLLOW THE MONEY…YOU’LL KNOW….

Choose your GOD GIVEN FREEDOM….don’t fall for the fear….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Alexandra Albu’s Latest Thirst Trap
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Sara Sampaio’s Titty Grab
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Kara Del Toro’s Busty at Sunset
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News Reporter Visits a Haunted House
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Flying Over the Maldives in a Wingsuit
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Guy Answers How He’d Spend Powerball Jackpot
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Scaring People with Chucky Costume
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What Happened to Britney Murphy Documentary TRAiler
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On Set with Bella Hadid
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Cam Sluts
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2021

07

Oct

Joey King Topless of the Day

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Joey King’s making the moves because I guess she’s got tits and wants the people to know that she’s not just some average looking actress, she’s got TITS….NOW LOOK AT THEM!

I actually don’t know much about her weird child actor work, I don’t watch that kind of bullshit, I only know her from The Act where she played Gypsy Rose Blanchard and deserved the Golden Globe she was nominated for….but she lost to Michelle Williams, that weird ass Heath Ledger killer…and I can assure you Joey King was more impressive than that Broke Back Mountain muppet..

ANYWAY….like all young starlets, she can only speak to her demographic if she talks sex, acts sex, is sex….

I accidentally watched a big Youtubers podcast, she’s a slutty big tit girl named Tana that for whatever reason, probably because Google makes bank off her, making her more important and relevant than people with actual talent or celebrity, because we’re a low standard easy to entertain mindless and medicated people and I thought to myself “who listens to this shit”…she was basically just telling stories about going to dinner and being rich as shit and useless with a staff…and that’s not to say she doesn’t deserve the money, why give it all to google if that’s what people care to hear about, it just puts people like Joey King, who have the support of the dying industry in a place where she’s gotta post topless pics to get noticed, even though the machine, likely a dying machine, I have no hope for Hollywood surviving….they’ve done terrible in keeping up…but at least they’ve reduced it to “get more views if you show them titties”…cuz I LOVE TITTIES!

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2021

07

Oct

Britney Spears Lingerie Dance of the Day

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Britney Spears is apparently free, I don’t believe it, it’s just the evil likely satanic people behind her who are using her as a manipulation tactic….you know making her dad out to be this evil doer, when there are other people making far more money off of her…she’s text book mind controlled and a victim of the industry…so the whole Free Britney Thing getting attention 15 years after she was first held captive…you have to ask “Why do people suddenly care”…I mean her fans are nutty, fanatical and they would just go dance to the broken girl as she was basically a public slave to someone…

Then I saw today’s story that her dad was trying to cure her with religion, oh…interesting….demonic evil people don’t like Jesus or religion outside of theirs, that’s why they have been trying to destroy the church and turn the people against god all these years….right..

I am not saying her dad’s a good guy, he was obviously paid the fuck off along the way, but I wonder how much control he had over her, how much power did he REALLY have, or was he entrapped to…

When there’s multiple documentaries released strategically, tons of media coverage, made into a big deal that no one really cares about, but is a good distraction, you have to dig a little deeper…because I can ASSURE you…that as they play the “OMG HER DAD IS RELIGIOUS AND WAS TRYING TO SAVE HER” is more another excuse to shit on God, and push the agenda…

NEVER BELIEVE what you see…it’s all strategic and NEVER what it seems…maybe the opposite of what the truth is….

The good news is that DARK SIDE BRITNEY…the new BRITNEY has been much perverted…since being released….she’s consistently done slutty content with her hired actor “fiance”…it’s all a show people….a fucking show….and this poor girl is still a fucking slave.

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2021

07

Oct

Jordyn Jones Titty Top of the Day

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Not that I give a fuck about Jordyn Jones in any way….because I really don’t….but I don’t give a fuck about any of these celebs ladies I’ve been writing about, because someone needs to make a talking about female celebrity website, when bro white men are busy apologizing for being misogynists, or white, or whatever as they wear their little shorts, watching their fantasy sports league, trick shot videos and learning how to crypto….some of us still have balls and want to look at slutty celebs reducing themselves to sex bodies while crying “don’t sexualize me, unless you pay”….

If I don’t do it, who will..

ANyway, Jordyn Jones who writes her name like a stripper name, is a dancer that was sold to a creepy and perverted child dance show, she leveraged that to social media following, made some money with it, but is now seeing more money the sluttier she gets…it’s a right of passage hot girls need to go through…

So as she’s figuring out the sluttier she gets, the more people care, and the more people pay….we’re at the point of countdown until actually doing hardcore porn….we need a ticker, they all crack..especially when they were raised white trash and sold to the industry young.

I guess it’s better than sucking dick in trailer parks for meth like less enterprising middle of the road girls of Kalamazoo Michigan just trying to get by…

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2021

07

Oct

Heidi Klum Shower of the Day

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I know that some people are aware that the whole Eugenics programs that went viral in Nazi Germany has never gone away, that whatever is going on right now is part of that whole “create a superior race in our image” concept of sterilizing the broke and the slave class, and taking our women to breed with, like we’re living in a sci/fi movie….but I wouldn’t bother getting that deep into it, when we can just look at the positive outcome of what I’ll assume is a biproduct of Eugenics from Nazi Germany, and that is Heidi Klum who unlike fat german ladies working at the Schnitzel house, is not 200 pounds and dumpy in her dirndl dress….she’s instead hot bodied, despite being old, in the shower naked….and that’s good enough for me.

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