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2021

06

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

You gotta ask yourself what’s the fucking point of wearing pants in this era of everyone being naked on the internet all the time, it’s like just walk around with your pussy out, we don’t need this barrier of entry, screw societal norms, we’re at the point where there is not societal norms, just say your gender is showing your pussy, maybe even get a pair of pants that have a plastic window in the pussy-zone for that technicality that there are pants on, just inefficient pants for covering full pussy…or I guess you could just pull your pants up into yourself, and let us see it that way…maybe it’s a softer version of my proposal..maybe I am a few months or years ahead of the curve because if I know anything….there will be a time in our lifetime, where girls will walk around pussy out for style..maybe not my lifetime, I mean who knows at this point….BUT IT WILL HAPPEN one day…and I hope I am there for it..

In the meantime…they are doing a good job showing the pussy….without fully showing it…those modest ladies..

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2021

06

Oct

Ashley Graham Naked of the Day

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One of my least favorite things is nude pics of pregnant ladies who think they are documenting the most beautiful time in their life, and that’s with regular sized bitches, when you throw in some obese lady who has made millions off being fat, claiming it is empowering, fighting body shamers around the world while pushing the “it’s ok to be fat”…and it is ok to be fat, be whatever the fuck you want to be, it just doesn’t have to mean you should be used as a model to market shit to other fatties since society is fucking fat….

You know, save the modeling for unattainable, aspirational bodies…not the bodies we see in line at Walmart….

So yeah, she represents a terrible trend in pop culture, fat inclusivity for models and she’s doing a terrrible trend in social media…the nude pregnancy pic because pregnancy, albeit the most natural thing about us, seemingly totally unnatural, alien invading the uterus shit anyway – nude pregnancy pics while being plus sized…is hardly double the fun just because it weighs it at double the tonnage..because not all nudes are created equally….

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2021

06

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

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The last I heard of Aubrey O’Day was that she was 350 pounds and looked like she was hit by a bus, but her social media account was all glossy because nothing on the internet is real. That’s not to say that she was actually 350 pounds or that she was hit by a bus, it’s just to say that I am sure she looks substantially better in photoshopped pictures posted to the internet, where nothing is real….

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2021

06

Oct

Cleopatra Coleman Sexts of the Day

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Cleopatra Coleman is not from Egypt…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the queen of da nile…Cleopatra is just a name people, it doesn’t actually mean anything besides being able to identify her in a line-up next to other bitches assuming you know who Cleopatra Coleman is….

I don’t know who Cleopatra Coleman but that doesn’t mean she’s not wonderful in her procurement of taking pics of herself half naked….it just means that I have to use the EVER RELIABLE WIKIPEDIA that is 100 percent not reliable at all but that can give me basic information like that she’s Jamaican and Australian…but unlike all the videos from Australia where they have become a prison colony, something I’ll assume is slated to happen in Canada next, all in the name of health….this Australian is out there being free.

You may know her from a show called The Last Man on Earth….or some Netflix movie called In The Shadow of the Moon….I’ve never seen either, so I know her from these sleazy selfies because you’re not famous unless you have underwear pics posted on the social media channels…right.

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2021

06

Oct

Samantha Hoopes Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated swim model who was, because she’s old now and probably hasn’t been invited back to that elite club because she’ not 300 pounds or doesn’t have a dick, you know the real models that dudes who subscribe to sports magazines are into….at least according to the editors at SI who are complicit in this insane move from celebrating HOT bikini models and reducing them to sex workers forced to marry rich guys to survive because the only money for them is in selling nudes, rather than being hot in photoshoots selling brands to their fans…it’s weird.

Not as weird as Samantha Hoopes leaked porn clip where her dog licks the cum off her, unless I am just imagining that, blinded by the big titties…

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2021

06

Oct

Padma Lakshmi Naked of the Day

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I like to document the old lady Padma Lakshmi doing smut for social media to teach the kids the important lessons in getting two billionaires to cum in you, only to pit them against each other, knowing that billionaires have small cock syndrome, where they need to win at any cost, meaning they’ll try to one-up each other to be bigger and badder than the other….so luckily for Padma’s STD that turned out to be a child ended up getting one of the billionaire to put it in his will while he was dying of cancer, only for the other billionaire to be the biological father, so that the kid gets in on that will too..

It probably doesn’t take too much more than being willing to get naked, but I guess some semi-intelligent banter, to seemingly speak their language, with some hand on their thigh and paying for the first date, is enough to game these foolish men….

If you’re into money and not into living in the slum dog millionaire latrine….you know getting shit on and not in Dubai for millions of dollars, but in the slums for hep and typhoid…

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2021

06

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I like to blame WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS for my sleeping in on WEDNESDAYS, but the truth is that it is the end of the world, or at least all the pieces of the apocalypse are being put into place, so what’s the benefit of getting out of bed anyway, right…

I mean, I’d want to feel charged, but I’m no activist, so I just wait for the financial collapse and the pods they put us in, where they let us watch pre-selected content to keep us conditioned and happy…which I am sure will include porn…because if you can distract people with porn to turn them into mindless freaks…while they execute the plan without resistance…cuz we’re all busy with our dicks in the hand…

WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS were not designed to be porn to jerk off to, but rather a joke, because I was surprised people were putting these pics up of themselves, because static pics, not video building up to the wet spot looks more like a medical condition. TRUST THE SCIENCE.

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2021

06

Oct

Girl Accidentally Hit by Epipen and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Loses her Hair after Bleaching her Hair

NO POMEGRANATES in the Class….

FLOOD WATERS

Fox Likes the Banjo

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2021

06

Oct

Poor Sonic Worker of the Day

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Here’s a video of a bully giving some poor dude who probably works on the bottom wrung of the not very lucrative Sonic Fast Food ladder…when dude’s just trying to do his fucking job to get his shitty paycheck to pay his not so lucrative life….

So the people who are supposed to respect minorities, who should respect each other, are berating a dude because someone called someone who thinks they are a woman, “sir”, because of the name on the credit card….which was a man’s name…

We’ve definitely gone into a REAL dark place in humanity, where people are pushing their own bullshit on other people, and expect them to fold. THEY demand it.

It’s not a question of mutual respect. of other people or their life choices, it’s militant in the worst fucking way…and in this case abusive.

I hope anyone who sees this sides with the worker, who had NOTHING to do with what triggered the transphobic rage….he’s jsut trying to get the drive through cleared so they can serve customers.

I don’t know why this person thought posting this would make them look like a hero, trying to get this poor guy to say something anti-gay…

I do know that this is what’s wrong with society…not the trans thing.. no one cares whether you wear women’s underwear….but the angry activist trans trying to go viral as a hero fighting for trans rights….

There are real issues in the world, this self involved shit, is not one of them.

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2021

06

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was trying to explain to my dog about society, since he’s my only friend….and since society is fucking insane and not nearly what the average person thinks it is….we’re all controlled, manipulated slaves….

But yeah…I said, we were all animals at one point, part of the herd, like you pack of dogs you hang with at the dog park, then one guy thought he was smarter than the other guys, and convinced all of them to make him their leader…and together they met up with other herds of people, killed them off, or made them join them, keeping their leader at the top…and slowly they started building infrastructure and the leader figured he should get paid for it, so he got them to give him everything they owned to be part of the herd, like a cult, only it was SOCIETY, so sophisticated..allowing him to remain at the top of the food chain…with ego, narcissism and the affirmations of the people giving him their money, the leader got more and more greedy, more and more egotistical…he thought of himself as a god…and in being god…he had to control everything….as time went on….and the herd got bigger, the infrastructure more modern and complex he figured out that he could take a portion of their wages, a portion off everything they bought, he could even take their money they worked for and “hold onto it” for them….using it to lend to other people for profit, never sharing that profit, if anything charging people to store their money with him….and with his profits he bought up everything, the food supply, the medical industry, no one was free, all were slaves but the BEAUTY of it all was that no one even realized it, just easier to go along with it….totally forgetting that at one time, we were all animals, living off the earth, connected in spirit…spending days surviving, not being the shit stains on society destroying the earth….

The future is not so bright right now….but we definitely had it coming….or at least deserve what we have coming….we did it to our damn selves and now there’s no real escape but remember…we’re the ones funding the operation working against us.

Needless to say, my dog wasn’t too interested in what I had to say and I’ll assume you aren’t either…

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