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2021

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been told I write too much shit, that no one reads anymore, that I am not a writer, and that this whole thing is just a waste of time….one liners, or nothing….post less…no one cares…

To that I say…we should think of some way more fun things to segregate people with or to mandate people to do in order to keep their jobs….in order to be employable….in order to be a contributing to society based on your social responsibility…besides medicine….

One of this things is big tits…

I am not even into big tits, I mean I’m into big tits as much as anyone is, but the only employable people, the only girls allowed in places, or to be an active member in society….

It’s my NO FAT CHICKS…..QUARANTINE THE UGLIES…strategy for a better tomorrow…

Medicine…such a boring segregation…hardly edgy, and not worthy of jerking off to…but big tits are

Segregate the big tits!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Alessandra Ambrosio’s in High Fashion Looking Hot!
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Bre Tiesi and Khloe Terae Went Skinny Dipping
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Emrata’s Hot Bikini Selfies
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Bella Hadid’s Skinny Mirror Selfie
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Elena Carrière Nip Slip!
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Hot Party Girl Falls Off Table and Flashes her Hot Panties
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Kim Garner’s Panty Flash
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This is Masterful Driving on 2 Wheels
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Kylie Jenner Answers 73 Questions for you to Judge her By
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Busty Sara Gives her SEC Picks
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Joy Corrigan Strikes a Pose Lookign Hot
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Man Jumps Through Window of Out of Control Car To Stop Accident
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Hot Chick Hates Joe Biden
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Shakira Attacked by Wild Boars
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Oh Shit…Goat Doing some Satanic Shit
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Hailey Bieber’s Eating Australian Food in her Bathroom
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Bills Fan Does a Gender Reveal Like a True Member of the Bills Mafia
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Hamster is a Master Stock Trader
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Colorado Cops Save Toddler with Head Stuck
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Cat Chilling in the Train Station
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Asking Random Girls if they Want to Smash Prank
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Richard Sherman and Tom Brady Address Their Old Feud
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What Dating a Nymphomaniac is Like…
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10 Ridiculous Jobs Celebrities Actually Employ People To Do
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch Writer Fails with this New Song
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Jared Goff’s Girlfriend Christen Harper Has Been Named the First Rookie of the 2022 SI Swimsuit Issue
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Pranking People with Handcuffs in Public
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Drone Delivers Coffee – Raven Attacks It
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Britney’s Dad Speaks Out
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Torrie Wilson Talks About Sleep From Her Hot Bath
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Freaky Incidents on the Road
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Time Traveller Prank on Campus
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Nikki Sixx Sells Mansion
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Wild Car Crash
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Idiot of the Year Goes to Brewers Reliever Devin Williams Who Punched a Wall During a Celebration
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Rooster and Goat Save Hen from Hawk
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Japanese School Children Bow to Car that Stopped for Them
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Nude Model Kaya Noid on a Stool
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Angry Man VS the ATM
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Dove Cameron’s Selfies in a Weird Dress
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Bella Thorne Braless in Milan
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Margaret Qualley’s Media Tour Promoting New Movie MAID
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Alisa Posing Topless in Fields
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Stripchat Offers Kyrie Irving a VIP Membership if He Gets Vaccinated
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts!
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Kim K’s Nasty Bikini Pics
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Sarah Hyland’s at an Event
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Ambrosio at Fashion Week
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Doja Cat on Stage
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Kelly Hu in a Tight Dress
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Addison Rae in a Skirt
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Zoey Deutch Legs in a Short Skirt
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Sydney Sweeney at an Event in a Skirt
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Rita Ora in Plus Sized Jeans
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Romee Strijid at Fashion Week
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Leo’s Pussy Camila Marrone on Set in a Tight Shirt
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Adriana Lima’s Million Dollar Legs at Some Event
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Bella Thorney Braless in Italy
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Sweatsuit
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Eiza Gonzalez Nips at the Gas Station
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fingered in the Club
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Fucking the Dildo on the Night Stand!
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dude in Helmet Getting Pissed On
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Romance Out at the Pub – Finger Bang
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Damn This Girl’s Got Some Tits
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Making the Stripper Bust…
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Dildo Twerk
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33 People Having a Shitty Fuckign Day
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Wet Leggings
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Awkward Moments at the Gangbang
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POV Squirt Squirt
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Kitchen Counter Dildo Fuck
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Hot Naked Model in a Field
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Sneak Attack with a Tentacle
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Mashup Madness of Weirdness
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Titty Slapper
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Jordy is Nude at the Pool
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Outdoor Pussy Show
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Slutty Cheerleader Shoot
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TITS!
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Poolside Dildo
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Birthing Balls
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Hot Nude Skater
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Two Dildos One Highway
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Hot Amateur Fuck
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At Work Pussy Flash
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Slutty Subway Ride
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Dildo Fuck in the Park
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Public Fuck
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Weird Fucking O Face
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Big Round Booty Spread
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2021

Sep

Bella Thorne Topless Under her Jacket of the Day

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I like to think that Bella Thorne has named herself Bella instead of Isabelle or whatever her actual name is before they reprogrammed her and rebranded her like some kind of commodity, because I guess if anyone represents being turned into a money making product, a Disney Kid is probably the primo example of that, especially now that they’ve been rebranded a second time, using the original “stage” name, as some money grubbing, selling herself, her body, merch, anything to generate some buzz, some attention….all to get PAID….

She is the face of the generation, pushing the agenda on the generation, of easy fucking money, being a degenerate trashy porn loser, and claiming to be a “media mogul”…which she may be now that she’s getting paid heavy but what the fuck do I know…

I do know that her use of her tits, inspire other girls to show their tits, hoping they’ll end up being industry kittens that can do no wrong, because they are likely just doing what they are told to get the people where they need to be…

But yeah, I like to think she goes by Bella, in order to program us into thinking “she’s pretty”…cuz that’s what BELLA means…like if my name was slim, or talent, or icon….it’s Jesus, which I guess is probably worse….

I’m not complainging, tits out in a jacket for the fans…a HERO…

Leather pants…unbreathable under hot lights….a hero

Hair covering tits, pretty lame at this point, but she can’t go TOO hardcore, I mean she’s got a balancing act of not being blacklisted by the mainstream while still being able to run her little empire…

Hot.

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2021

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It’s like my creepy neighbor always said “it’s not about the size of your dick, it’s about the size of your butthole, now bend over”…we lost touch soon after that. I wonder if he’s been arrested yet

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2021

Sep

Natalie Alyn Lind Booty of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is actually a Canadian who was born in Toronto, probably raised in California, since her mom is an American actor who likely showed her tits in 90s percent of the 90s movies she was in, but is currently the Mayor in the new CHUCKY series no one asked for…

I only know this because I googled her to see who she is…since there are SO MANY girls out there doing the same bullshit…who can keep track….even though calling a girl a GIRL is apparently demeaning and makes them feel like they aren’t taken seriously or aren’t someone who can be a boss, or get shit done…because people are JUST that weak… DON’T CALL ME A GIRL…CALL ME A WOMAN….ok…..how about you figure out that other people’s opinion of you shouldnt really affect you…you coddled WIMP.

That’s not to say Nat Alyn Lind would be offended being called a girl, I am sure she’d let you call her anything you want if it involved getting her cast on a movie that’s not straight to DVD…or streaming…

She’s currently filming, in MONTREAL, which is just down the street from me and I’m hurt I wasn’t emailed any invitations to hang out or to give her the tour….you know not really, I wouldn’t have shown up anyway…socializing is for losers…even socializing with tits…

She’s filming an UNTITLED PET SEMETARY PROJECT….spooky….

I saw her on a show called Big Sky, which was on ABC, and about Human Trafficking in Montana…where she was basically shackled in a shipping container…I watched at least half of that series…don’t ask me why…

Her caption to this shoot is “pillow talks, about poutine and michael myers”….so there you go…a big girl with big tits eating poutine in her underwear..there’s a fetish in there somewhere..

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2021

Sep

Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day

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Nashville based test tube baby who was genetically modified long before it was TRENDY…if anything she was potentially a science experiment paid for by some NGOs or whatever, but what the fuck do I know about 1990s genetic science…cloning…etc…I mean that’s all sci/fi right? They’ve just had the technology to make an embryo hot…designer babies…what a concept…from a very weird fucking place…what could go wrong?

Apparently, nothing…NOTHING can go wrong…she doesn’t have any weird shit on her physical self, doesn’t mean weird cancers aren’t brewing, but maybe her biologist dad’s funding involved some anti-aging modifications, maybe Skriver will LIVE to be 300 and continue to be the Honeypot proving just how good trans humanism is….

She’s got her tits out, because they equipped her with good tits and I am a fan of hot chicks, no matter how they get there, so long as they are hot…I mean far more interesting, even though less subservient than a standard sex doll, just WAY more fucking expensive because you need to hire the scientists, the family to raise her cuz if you raise her yourself, that’s just fucking weird, but if you’re rich, why the fuck wouldn’t you make your sugar baby as perfect as you can…

Not that she’s a sugar baby, she’s probably the one who pays the way for her man, but I know nothing about these people, I just look at their tits and really that’s enough for me…

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2021

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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We live in a heavily medicated society, where for the last 20 years, it became in fashion to have a mental health disorder, because it basically gave people the best excuse before “pandemic” for basically anything…because it was an invisible struggle….

The doctors were obviously as instrumental in medicating a huge percentage of the population, many young people, lots who were involved in mass shootings and suicides, since medicines have side effects, you know since it is medicine rewiring your brain, instead of healthy lifestyle choices, meditation, maybe shifting perception or perspective on things to deal with the root cause of your daddy, mommy or was once molested bullshit…you weak fuck.

The doctors were paid to push this garbage on people..and people ATE that shit up because it made them have that excuse….

Well, I don’t think that shit works…I think it’s a crime against humanity…and has destroyed a generation of people by turning them into shells….

Since antidepresants don’t work, do what I do, and stare at your boobs. Boobs are proven to be an anti depressant that thanks to the internet is free and doesn’t actually turn your brain into a pile of dog shit….but don’t take my word for it, I’m not a doctor, I just like tits and when girls make their tits drop on the internet for shits, giggles, fun, maybe money….because flashing tits should be the ONLY thing allowed on the internet…

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2021

Sep

Nina Dobrev Gets Wet of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is also known as Shaun White’s Eastern European Fleshlight…not this is not a Fleshlight ad, but it should be…so if you know anyone who works at Fleshlight…like that Onnit guy Aubrey who’s stepdad created the Fleshlight…get them to give me money…or he can give me money with his Onnit shit..

This is not about Joe Rogan’s boyfriend, this is about Shaun White’s sex toy, because when you’re rich enough, your pocket pussy comes in the form of Eastern European import who likely has money of her own, because her parents sold her to the entertainment industry when they settled in Canada thanks to its open door immigration policy…that kind of backfired since she fucked off to LA where meaning she pays taxes in the USA not in Canada, even though Canada gave her that opportunity…pretty fucking rude….

I guess reducing a hot body Eastern European actress who is living her dream life thanks to making that actress money, to being a sex toy to a billionaire action sports dude who looks like Carrot Top…and not just because he’s got neon pubes…because we’re a feminist society people, and women aren’t just extensions of the men they have seduced knowing they’d make fun and rich as shit dads…

Point of the story, if I had the budget, I’d want my sex toy to look like Nina Dobrev too. She’s in her 30s and looks good.

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2021

Sep

Sophie Simmons Slutty of the Day

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I just saw that KISS frontman Gene Simmons sold his Benedict Canyon mansion for 16 million dollars, because he’s moved to Lake Tahoe to get out of the cesspool that is LA I guess….even though Lake Tahoe’s was on fire all summer…I guess that’s all part of the fun.

I also saw that KISS frontman Gene Simmons built a dream house for his wife, Canadian model Shannon Tweed, who really did the sugar baby thing well…committed to the money while he rocked around the world fucking 1000s of woman…which could all just be marketing bravado to prove the money grubber weenie was actually a rockstar and not some kind of uptight accountant type…

I don’t know why I was shown two Gene Simmons real estate news items in the last couple of days, but I’ll assume it was a message from GOD, to prepare me for this post of his daughter’s big tits, because she may be a big girl and pretty bad at digital marketing, since she’s had budget to make herself famous, which less substantial women typically don’t have, but they end up going viral, while she just coasts…but every once in a while is like “HEY I HAVE BIG TITS”….and I guess when you’re the second best KISS memorabilia out there, maybe third, coasting is what you do until old man dies and girl gets access to ALL that money…

I just think she should be a bigger deal, since her tits are big…and she’s a celebrity kid with all that access…and despite being older, she’s still got a shot for those tits and I support her efforts.

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2021

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Highlight the good parts, that’s what we call the TAN LINES….NATURE’s HIGHLIGHTER…for those of you from an era when we used papers and pens, there was this device called a highlighter and you’d use it to highlight key words in documents so that you could highlight what was important in the event you ever had to go back to it for the published facts, that were probably not actually facts, since the publishers have always been rewriting history and controlling the narrative to keep us peasants in the dark, but the highlighter was a great tool….

Now I don’t know if the person who invented the highlighter was someone who watched some naked sluts with tan lines from a day at the beach in bikinis…and said “shit, contrasts make things pop”….but I like to think that is the origin story…and the reason why the tanline will outlive the highlighter…because it’s from the SUN…

I mean, sure, there’s a chance the people at MSN decide to turn off the sun, those natural hormones the sun gives us, because it’s the SOURCE of all life on this planet is being penalized for it’s GLOBAL WARMING capabilities…so that we can live under a dark cloud of hell…you know where some of these people will likely feel at home…mainly workaholic nerd fucks with their computer tans..

SO TAKE in these tanlines before they turn off the sun, even if half of these are probably fake tans…SMOTHER YOURSELF IN CHEMICALS for that NATURAL look instead of just getting the NATURAL look….losers.