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2021

26

Jul

Elsa Hosk Mom Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models out there and she’s recently had a kid, bounced back from that pregnancy maintaining her body, rocking a new set of milk filled monster tits, and the whole thing is erotic because we don’t have the luxury of seeing where the baby left his mark on the way out….but I’ll assume it’s not as bad as I am imagining, since I’ve seen blown out pussy, and don’t mind it at all..

Elsa Hosk is known for being Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret replacement back when Swanepoel went off to have back to back babies….but she’s more interestingly, a female Swedish basketball player, and unlike a recent Hockey Player the Montreal team drafted, she did not get in trouble for filming herself fuck someone only to send it to the entire Swedish team, but instead just quit the sport to be a hot model which was the right choice…

Did you watch any of the Olympics this weekend, it’s some real boring shit and the waving to the non crowds creeps me out, but they Olympics, like any Global Event, creep me out for many other reasons too….

That didn’t stop me from turning it on, only to be greeted by the Beach Volleyball match, which like tennis, is a sport I can jerk off to. I felt lucky, it was a win, even though I wish my luck was better served as a lottery win, you know tuning in and getting some SKIMPY bikinis hitting a ball over a net is better than tuning in to Olympic Weightlifting women, but a lottery win could allow me to buy my own Beach Volleyball team to have them train on my estate like I was that Dupont homo who was overly into wrestling or that other dude overly into female gymnastics….

That doesn’t say much about Elsa Hosk mom tits in some fancy place, but you just have to look at them, they speak for themselves…and they are saying “feed off me”….just not to me…not quite as big of a win as turning on the TV randomly and seeing Beach Volleyball..but still a win thanks to tits.

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2021

26

Jul

Renee Olstead Twerks of the Day

Renee Olstead is the actor from a few shows who you’d think would be above doing a direct to consumer premium content site, before realizing that everyone is a sexualized, sex obsessed, half retard and that being half naked on the internet isn’t quite as low hanging fruit as it once was….it’s celebrated amongst the normals…or at least the younger generation…who grew up on porn and have no real morals or values…

As a pervert who has never had any real morals or values, I appreciate what’s happening, I find it funny that society has gone this way, but where there is money, clout, attention, there’s going to be girls doing it…and the more and more mainstream it gets, the less of a big deal it becomes and the more girls do it, until they reach saturation point and no one will pay for smut from their favorite infuencer, because they’ll move onto other things to jack off ot.

As a pervert who has been a pervert for 40 years or so, I do find all the easy access to nudity pretty boring, overwhelming, but I never have an issue finding content to rant about….but at the same time, it takes the fun out of things to just give it all up…the mystery, the tease, the seduction is ALWAYS more compelling than “here are my tits”…or “ass”..

Don’t get me wrong, I love to stare at the shit, but you have to wonder about an industry like acting, I mean she’s been on TV shows, only to end up terking in a bikini for her fans, not that I care, it’s just what gets views and what gets these girls paid and I am sure they get off to every second of it, cuz they are in control of their ass jiggle, not some creepy Hollywood Execs…and they likely pretend this is just another character, an act, something they are reseaerching for a role, but the twerk is very real, no matter how they spin in and in this case..it’s fun to watch.

I am into Renee Olstead and I’m rooting for her to get an Oscar one day, but for now, I’ll pretend she’s got a dick in her.

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2021

26

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

I don’t know if American Pie created the term MILF, but they definitely made it mainstream. I don’t remember 1999, it was a long time ago, so I have no idea what I used to call MILFs before they were called MILFs, probably Yummy Mummy or something as simple as “I want your mom to piss in my mouth”…..

Anyway, based on my google research, despite knowing that google is the devil that manipulates facts through search results, MILF was apparently created in 1992 in California at a frat. Then American Pie made it household thanks to Stifler’s mom.

I have been watching White Lotus on some streaming app I don’t pay for. It’s a Mike White show, you remember him, he actually became super famous over the last 20 years as an actor and writer. The show stars Daddario, who I’ve been calling shit the last few years because she’s old and a terrible actor, but on this show she’s fine and in bikini and hot….Sydney Sweeney’s also in it…making for a battle of the tits by the pool…but MOST importantly, Stifler’s mom is on it….and she’s still worth a fuck, not a GILF…bigger, doughier, more muppet-like, but still worth a fuck….

So here are some MILFS who can thank Stifler’s mom for giving them purpose in their nudes, reclaiming their sex appeal, because nothing is more of a downer to sex appeal than being a diaper changing, blown out vagina, saggy empty tit mom.

Makes sense…

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2021

26

Jul

Gabrielle Union Topless of the Day

I just read Gabrielle Union’s Wikipedia, not because I trust Wikipedia or ever have, I saw that that was finally trending a few weeks ago, because this shit is the easiest thing to edit and upload false facts to, and over the history of the site, there’s been some really funny edits over the years that proved that shit could be manipulated for evil, once the powers that be got wind of it and decided to dedicated a whole team to “edit Wikipedia to push our agenda”….because facts aren’t facts motherfuckers, they’re just concepts….

So yeah, in reading Gabrielle Union’s wiki, I learned that she thought she was ugly, had self esteem issues, thought she’d never be pretty, therefore she thought she was ugly….which is a fully bullshit story because if she really thought she was ugly, how the fuck is she trending for some “Gabrielle Union at 48 topless” storyline…she never thought she was ugly…

In other interesting news, she was raped at 19 when working at Payless and got a nice cash settlement….you know probably not enough to warrant the rape, at least not now that she gets paid, but not a bad reward for being raped…you know if you’re raped, you might as well get paid for it….it’s better than just ending up with a baby….

She’s apparently married to Dwyane Wade and together they have a baby and this is her holding her titties for the internet for empowerment or some shit…or maybe to give her rapist an updated pic of her for him to jack off….I don’t know how these things work but assume dude brags about her to all his friends whenever she pops up in the tabloids or movies…”back when I was a violent rapist, I totally got with this famous chick when she worked payless”…it’s a little darker than when you tell your friends you went to school with a famous person, or ran into one at Disneyland or the airport, but rapists probably hang with other rapists to talk their mutual interests….or so you’d think….or so you’d think…

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2021

26

Jul

Barbara Palvin See Through of the Day

Barbara Palvin who was exploited by the Victoria’s Secret company when she was just 18 years old by positioning her as someone who fucked Bieber to protect their old timey – now billionaire wife – Miranda Kerr….it was a “The media knows Bieber fucked a VS Model, throw the 18 year old Hungarian who can’t speak English into the mix, it’ll elevate her profile and divert from the fact that Orlando Bloom’s wife and baby momma is a cheating trashy Australian whore”….

Palvin was also considered “Plus Sized” and they replaced her with Stella Maxwell the Lesbian hipster with fake tits for a while, before realizing that Palvin is hardly Plus Sized enough to count as plus sized, even when she was at her fattest, which clearly she’s not right now…

I guess Victoria’s Secret, like all the rich coddled insulated companies, doesn’t really know what’s going on in America, maybe they stick to rich areas and don’t travel to the local walmart’s where they’ll see at least 5 women bigger than Gilbert Grape’s mom.

I don’t know if you watched that movie, but at the time, she was offensively morbidly obese, you never saw a bitch that fat in movies, and you sure didn’t see them in every day life…but fast forward 25 years, and there’s a Gilbert Grape sized mom on every block….because society is about eating and sitting and not health and wellness…just celebrate the fat to keep the fat, so that they die prematurely but for years before they do, they have huge monthly medical bills…it keep Big Pharma thriving like the Opiate crisis.

Anyway, not plus sized, never plus sized, but I guess bigger than the VS people wanted, Barbara Palvin continues to be hot as shit, not that shit is hot, at least not to me, I’m a firm pretender that women don’t shit and that their assholes are strictly there for eating….but yeah…hot as shit…


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2021

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Hula Hoop of the Day

Ashley Tisdale

I used to make fun of Ashley Tisdale because I like to KICK PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE UP….and she was UP….a super famous troll who they packaged as HOT….for mindless idiots to buy into her being hot without looking at her…

That always bothered me, I’ve said the story before, I only have so many stories, but in High School the “cool kids” had a hard on for a monster looking girl, and they’d all talk about her in the locker room like she was the hottest pussy around, and I was like “don’t they see she looks like a burn victim”….you know a face that has melted off…

I never really thought that people are brainwashed on things beyond thinking celebs are hot when they’re not, but they are actually brainwashed on A LOT OF THINGS…the ugly actor positioned as hot is actually the least of your concerns…

Anyway, now that she’s older, a mom, without her shitty tit implants, her doing hula hoop workouts that are better than when fat lesbians in park do it like they’re at a rave…I’ll watch any bitch hump the air in a bikini…ugly or not…..and compared to some of the pigs out there, she’s actually not as bad as I used to play her up to be, I just used to hold celebs to unrealistic expectations, since they get paid unrealistic money…

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2021

26

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about whether a person gets the vaccine or not, I figure it’s a matter of personal choice and if you believe the news, or the memes, or succumb to the pressures of the powers that be, or the bribes of the powers that be, while knowing it’s experimental and not FDA approved, good on ya, I do hope for the best, but have little hope in it based on everything I’ve seen, including, but not limited to vaccinated people still getting sick….

I just find it unfortunate that the people were lied to about a lot of things, from masks being effective when you’re not sick, to the PCR tests officially not being able to differentiate influenza from COVID, but more importantly, that it gave out 70 percent false positives, meaning all the numbers you were told in the fear mongering were false….BUT AT LEAST we know why “The Flu” had zero deaths in 2020, compared to 2019 when it was called the flu….but yeah, I find it unfortunate that people’s minds are clouded by emotions, where they blame the unvaccinated, rather than the people who lied to them…and whenever anyone contests the narrative you are told, they just have emotional freak outs because they don’t want to ask the questions, because they don’t want to know the answer, but DEEP in their soul, you know they must know, assuming they still have a soul and it hasn’t been killed off by porn addiction and prescription anti-depressants….

So get the vaccine, the boosters, for whatever reason you want, if it kills you, you did what you felt you had to do, like that influencer who died taking a bikini pic by a waterfall this past week, I don’t remember her name but I know she died from taking a bikini selfie for her cause…a waste of a life, but also a waste of a bikini pic…

You gotta ask, why the “experts” are lying to people, I figure it’s because they have dirt on them, or they just reward them with a lot of money, people will do anything for Money, just ask Stephen Colbert, that puppet….or in the case of frontline workers, call them frontline workers, like they are the frontline in the military running into fire….tell them they are heroes…they’ll keep the storyline of how bad COVID is going…they profit from it….

So anyone profiting off a pandemic that is killing people and not even from the virus itself, but from suicide, going broke, street drugs….is the fucking enemy who can’t be listened to….

So when listening to ANYONE talking to you about this shit, make sure they aren’t being rewarded for it, that’s called a CONFLICT of interest….but look at their tits.

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2021

26

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know how the brainwashing actually works, but I know that the brainwashing actually works, because when certain people I know tell me to check out certain things, I know it’s part of the evil brain washing agenda….

Ted Lasso is one of those things, because someone I know who doesn’t watch anything, made a point of telling me about how I should get Apple+ TV or whatever because it’s apparently the best show ever….

Ted Lasso was put together by Charlotte Lawrence’s Hollywood pervert dad, so you can just assume they are all part of the fucking agenda….daughter included.

She pretends to be a singer, or a model, or an artist, but she’s just Ted Lasso’s creator’s daughter he had with Kate from Drew Carey when he was her boss on SCRUBS…while Zach Braff watched…but I could be wrong about that storyline…I pretty much made it up.

The fact is, I haven’t seen Ted Lasso, so it could very well be life changing, I just hate that January Jones fucking potential baby daddy’s Sudeikis face.

The other fact is that I don’t mind his daughter who is keeping on trend, or on her generation’s trend of being half naked on the internet like it’s fun, all edgy and hip from her 30 million dollar Ocean front home….you know the best breeding ground for “starving artists” with something important to say in their art….

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2021

26

Jul

Hailey Bieber Hard Nipples of the Day

Hailey Bieber’s got her nipple out in a selfie she’s sharing with her fans, that I doubt are her actual fans, like are people really putting Hailey Bieber posters on their wall, like Hailey Bieber used to do with pictures of Justin Bieber when she was growing up and self discovering herself to his silly Bieber hair….she’s pretty fucking irrelevant at least she was before trapping Bieber with her vagina. I guess when you have a dream and stick to that dream and are rich enough to make your dreams come true…it’s some “The Secret” willing things to happen shit…only it’s a little easier to will things when you’re a properly placed slut with your pussy lips ready to kegel themselves onto a motherfucker with their bear trap claw pussy…

Point being, she’s a creepy obsessive stalker who played it cool, and now gets to the popstars wife because being Stephen Baldwin’s daughter wasn’t enough.

Her face looks botoxed, her lips look injected, her nipple hard….

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2021

26

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Cleavage of the Day

It’s a weird society where a person’s value is strictly based on their social media presence…I get it in some respects, because it’s a sign of how many people organically are interested in that person, which means it’s a social credit score on how important they are…even if they fake their numbers, no one knows..

So when I used to see that I only had 15,000 – 20,000 twitter followers, half probably robots because I was on Twitter for a LONG fucking time and was amazing on it when I really tried, at least according to me, most people found me annoying, rude, perverted, all the things that make me me, you can’t please everyone….but when I’d see I only had 15k followers that didn’t interact with my shit…I knew I was a fucking zero….because if I wasn’t a zero…people would follow me.

I just didn’t let that get me emotional, because I don’t care if people like me, I do this for fun not money or fame.

Yes, writing blog posts is fun to me.

Anyway, the mainstream hollywood China dicksuckers are turning to social media, because they know the people are mindless drones who read picture books, not actual books, and staring at a feed is how you connect with each other…

So all these celebs, who make millions as celebs, and who are famous from famous shit, are using instagram like a low level barista or bartender or stripper trying to get OnlyFans subscribers…

Hailee Steinfeld is well aware of the need to document her life to seem like a real person, and I guess she’s doing it with her tits out, luckily, she’s probably the hottest A-Lister out there, since A-Listers barely exist anymore, or are in their 40s….

We have to appreciate her tits doing social media in all their hotness, because she’s an actual actor brought to us through acting, and not some Youtuber who is famous for making fart videos, or whatever they do to get viral…in this world of AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO caliber clips….from thirsty fucks everywhere…


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