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2021

11

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

The other day I saw some fat chick in shorts with fishnets on and I thought to myself “Those are going to leave a mark”…because I remember being a kid who fell asleep in one of those rope hammocks and seeing her compartmentalized fat pertruding out of each fishnet quadrant I couldn’t imagine how that wouldn’t feel like being choked out with dental floss when you can’t find your Bourdain robe belt for your auto-erotic asphyxiation…

Then I saw some 80 year old woman, who still had a decent body, because she’s from a generation before fat was normalized which is probably why she was hotter than the fat chick in fishnets despite being 80…you know she watches what she eats so that she can still wear her fishnets like she’s still a protistute in Paris in the 1920s getting cummed inside by Hemingway and Picasso and Owen Wilson in Midnight in Paris…

That doesn’t mean that Fishnets are bad, it means they can get into the wrong hands and put on the wrong legs….because no one seems to think they represent the oppressive PATRIARCHY…as FISHNETS steal the FISH from the sea….OPPRESSIVE PATRIARCHY….all while being an object or tool or symbol of sexualization cuz fishnets are erotic….MISOGYNY!

Fishnets are fucking everywhere…

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2021

11

Jun

Champagne Girl Takes Out her Chin and Other Videos of the Day

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Pets Bugging Owners

Indonesian Aquaman

Awesome Bowl Cut

Dog Wants to Go To School

Nun Stole 800K from a Catholic School

Dog Napping on Owner

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2021

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I may look like one of those lonely, comic book obsessed, socially awkward, lonely , un-showered, fat from all the fast food and energy drinks, gamer nerd who smells like old, rancid, semen…you know like they’ve given up on life…..

But I don’t identify as one…

Which I guess is similar to all these idiots on the internet who seem to think they are super fucking intelligent, like they really believe they are the smartest people in the room….when really they are the fucking idiots…

They identify as bright, but are morons….like how I identify as not a virgin loser who smells like cum and filth covered in spaghetti sauce and loneliness….even though I look like one…

The world…a confusing place…

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Russian Man In A Car Ends Up Pulling Out Pin From A Grenade, Barely Escapes
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IG Model Bri Teresi Worked on Her Swing in One of the Best Golf Outfits of All-Time
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Nude Model Eating Grapes
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Ben Affleck Casinos with J.Lo’s Mom
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Just Chopping Some Hydrophobic Water Droplets!
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Jiu Jitsu Black Belt Danielle Kelly is Worth a Look
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Irene Lorenzon Models Swimwear!
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How Does Bear Grylls Work Out
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Don’t Be So Cocky
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I Love Cam Girls
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2021

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hope you all take the time to do some old school voyeurism where you get to jerk off on a fire escape looking into a bedroom window like old times…jerking off to your screen where the people watching you through your front camera while eating your canned spaghetti as you take a shit so your wife doesn’t suspect anything is so lame….

Tap into your inner creep…he exists and should be thriving in this world of slutty…or are you just waiting for the government to tell you when it is ok to see your friends and family….like how you’re trusting the government to get vaccine…because they always have your best intentions as they tax you and don’t have you best intentions in mind at all…where have all the punk rock’s gone…wasn’t that all about anti-establishment…I mean people need to grow a fucking pair….you do what your told pussy.

I blame the parents…coddling makes little bitches…remember the spoiled kid in your elemantary school who baby talked until he was 15…and called his mom and dad – mommy and daddy….yeah, that faggot…is now every kid…all faggots…

Speaking of faggots, how amazing was Kid Rock’s response by his real self, in reference to his famous rocker persona self, I mean…seriously, stand up for the word faggot….

Faggots know who they are and not all faggots are gay….so I don’t see how it’s some hate crime, that’s just mismanaged or misdirected marketing wokeness…

I have gay family, gay friends, I don’t care what you stick in your ass, or how bad you want shit on your dick from another man…A faggot is a faggot and we all know faggots…

More importantly…how do I get you to donate CRYPTO to me so that I can go on doing the site, ideally as a millioniare?

That’s the important question, if you’re a sucker, you might as well be a sucker for me baby…

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Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae are Still BFF!
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Chick on Mechanical Bull Fail
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Jada Smith, her Mom and her Daughter – Steam their Cunts
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Amber Heard is Looking Rough!
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Wedding Cake Fail
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Racecar Driver Lindsay Brewer Hits Up the Tennis Court
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Maddie Ziegler is Still Fabletic!
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Man Drinks A Pint Of Guinness Without Touching It
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Street Interview on Biden’s Performance featuring Some Babes
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Dog Freezes When Busted – Amazing
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Ryan Reynolds’ New Viral Prank Ad for his Gin Company
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Hailey Beiber Hot Selfie
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Chantel Jeffries Not Wearing Bra
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Cat People Trailer…
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Girl Uses Tongue to Mess with her Dentist, Gets Slapped
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5 People Who Destroyed their Lives with Youtube Videos
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Rather Uneventful Yet Fast Tesla Car Ride Through A Company Tunnel!
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Padres Mom Makes a One-Handed Catch Without Dropping Her Baby
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Ben Affleck Hits Casino with J.Lo’s Mom
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1939 Film Featuring Babes with Bows and Arrows
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Embarrassing DUI.
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Dog In China Keeps A Lookout For Girl So That She Can Watch TV!
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Sam Darnold is Evaluating the COVID-19 Vaccine
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Topless Model Keeps her Glasses On
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I don’t believe Colbert was Top Watched Show
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Car Flip
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Pop Punk Bands Hating Their Town
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I’m a Race Car – Weirdness
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Manchester United’s “Sexiest Fan” Makes a Pitch From Her Bed for Cristiano Ronaldo to Return to the Club
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Nude Model and her Blue Eyes
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Selena Gomez Plays Ball!
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Tom Cruise’s Son on a Fishing Trip
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Father Makes DIY ‘Star Tour’ In His Garage For His Daughter’s Birthday!
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Mother Poses as 13 Year Old, Goes to School, Gets Arrested
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Idiot on a Boat
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Jimmy Butler is a Fan of Instagram Model Olivia Mogan’s Work
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Lingerie Model Kiy in Lingerie
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Barbara Palvin is Smoking Hot on New Cover!
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Fat Jennifer Lawrence Busting Out of a Dress – Overrated trash.
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Kat Dennings – Shopping
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Fat TikTok Bitch with Mom Legs in Shorts
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Lily Allen in Leggings
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Hailey Bieber in a Tank Top
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Kathy Schwarzenegger in Leggigns
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Iliza Shlesinger’s Tits in a Slutty Top
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Avril Lavigne Old and ugly in Weird Pants
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Ester Esposito – Whoever That Is – in a Dress
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Melissa Benoist Still in Superhero
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Dita Von Teese Throwback Nude Shoot
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2021

10

Jun

Kylie Jenner Titty Grab of the Day

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In case you were wondering….The Kardashians are still trash…

No matter how many billions of dollars these scammers can scam for being degenerate trash polluting a generation of women into buying the trash that they smut peddle… they represent all that is evil….and all that is wrong in our society….getting hot girls to mangle their faces with injections and ugly girls thinking they are hot with a dozen filters..

But at least she’s posting herself getting her tits grabbed like she was her dad, you know since he’s got tits too…

I avoid all things Kardashian, but this happened and you should compare it to her before all the surgery pics to really understand it…

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2021

10

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know what the intentions of the THONG inventor was, but I assume it was strictly economical….

You know, less fabric, same price because with the right marketing you can make these dumb basic consumer drones replace their whole underwear archive because it’s outdated and no longer deemed hot, to something a little more modern and racy…

Save the full back panties for your granny, maybe start a campaign where we only refer to them as Granny panties and pay the media to call out any pantylines seen on celebrities, you know to shame them for their underwear choices and to make the common idiot get into credit card debt to fit in with the modern panty trends…idiotic…

I do not think his intentions in inventing the THONG, cuz you know a man was behind it, but yeah, I don’t think his intentions were to be a gateway to the asshole flash…no one could have predicted that a genderless world was upon us and that the asshole would be the most coveted hole, even when it looks a little too 3D like the header pic, what’s that asshole all about…maybe that’s the appeal…the asshole being the gateway to the soul…packing so much personality from all the adventures they’ve had…from prolapsed to uptight….pink to brown to red…extra puckered or blown out…I mean….the asshole man…and when behind a thong is wholesome..and just “accidental”….

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2021

10

Jun

Liz Gillies Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know who Liz Gillies is, but she’s dressed like Hilary Clinton, so she must be some kind of lesbian in a power suit, or maybe some sort of hetero woman trying to be taken seriously in the patriarchal unfair world they all cry about, because pants and a blazer will get them taken seriously at important meetings, especially if their tits are pulled out…

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2021

10

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Gets Wet of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel may be old, she may be tired, she may have had her tits removed after giving birth to at least two kids back to back, something we doubt her vagina has ever recovered from……but more importantly, she may be a racist, as South Africans are some of the worst colonizers in this woke era, where they gave all the native people AIDS, and stole all of their natural resources….while employing the locals as slaves….generational racism that I don’t full subscribe to in North America but definitely subscribe to when talking about South Africa and not just because the legless olympian shot his model wife…..but Candice is also a one trick pony…which would be unimpressive if her one trick wasn’t bikini modeling…

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2021

10

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty dropping is a pretty simple concept of flashing the tits but in a fun way cuz everyone’s doing it…and as you know when everyone’s doing it, it must be the right thing to do for yourself, you know cuz everyone’s doing, how could anything go wrong, it’s a follow the leader society where the leader doesn’t exist, it’s just general consensus….which is a terrible thing, except when it comes to girls flashing their tits…

So people like tits, girls with tits like flashing tits, so heres’s a bunch of tits being dropped…because we love tits…or I love tits and the women who show them…

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2021

10

Jun

Malu Trevejo Pussy Print of the Day

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Malu Trevejo is some hugely followed TikTok star who got famous for lip synching popular songs on TikTok before it was TikTok….so she made the transition and I guess reaped the rewards….who fucking knows, I’ve only known about her for a few month because on her 18th birthday she got fake tits, launched an only fans and probably makes more money with low level sex work than with brand deals…and likely gets the brand deals cuz it’s now generally accepted that girls need to sell nudes on the side to pervert fans, because no selling the nudes when the money is available goes against the american dream of get all money available at all costs….an easier choice now that there’s no actual consequences in that kind of behavior…since the whole generation is rockin’ permanently swollen clits, dripping in their cameltoe bike shorts, unable to process anything cuz they are all over sexualized, over sexed, and over exposed to sex….these mainstream folk can’t handle porn, I’ve known it forever, I remember showing normals funny porn clips for the laughs, and ending up in awkward situations involving them trying to jack off…it’s like there’s a time and a place but now that time is now and that places is everywhere, anywhere and always…

The funny thing about Malu Trevejo is that I was in the park the other day staring at hot 20 year olds half naked as I do…and they were talking about how they are triggered by Malu Trevejo and her bad tits….so I guess not all her fans are fans….but we all watch her thrust her cunt meat at the camera tongue out….she produced this for a reason you know….it’d be rude not to participate…