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2021

24

May

Joey King Sabrina Carpenter Share a Noodle of the Day

Joey King is seen here with some girl named Sabrina Carpenter who I believe was also some child star sold to the entertainment industry at a young age because she had a dream….they are doing the Lady and the Tramp pose, because Disney was likely involved in their creation…brain washing…etc…you know they are the most powerful entertainment company and they are in the business of children…which is pretty fucking creepy and probably attracts all the worst possible people who like being around children…you know like elementary school teachers..why would any grown man want to work in elementary schools…if it wasn’t for creepy reasons…

Anyway, I first saw Joey King as an adult in her “The Act” show about that retard kid who killed her retard mom with her retard boyfriend in white trash Louisiana after the mom used the daughter’s fake disease to get free houses, food, etc….good hustle…and since I saw the documentary, I knew what the realy Gypsy Rose was like and Joey King hit it on the nail…solidifying herself as a legit actor to me…while I remain still a firm believer that acting requires no talent…but sometimes they can be better at it than other times…

Point being, she’s got tits…and that’s what I am looking at in this wine fueled, ex-child star, sex party you know they are at…cuz all young drunk people are perverts and so am I.

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2021

24

May

Elliot Page’s Titties of the Day

I don’t care of Elliot Page wants to live her best TRANS life or not, she’s out by the pool topless and taking advantage of the man life like being topless and free, even though all women can be topless by the pool too…and I encourage it…you know prior to cutting off the tits for gender reassignment top surgery weirdness…

So here are the modified, but still titties out for all to see, in some empowering transgender hero play by the pool, where the actor looks like a hairless 13 year old boy…so if you find this hot, you may not have a trans fetish, but something far more disturbing and menacing and I fucking hope you’re not a Scout troop leader….

Even if the titties are no longer titties, they are titties to me…and even if she’s got an 8 pack from doing her fitness…they are titties to me…and if you don’t like the titties….you’re racist, sexist, and transphobic…

I may not subscribe or pander to the whole trans trend, but I worked for a porn company in the late 90s and trans was the biggest category back then, so people always liked the hybrid chicks with dicks thing….which I didn’t understand then either….I find it a very weird movement that stems in some deep mental health issues, that is confusing to anyone who has just accepted their born gender and rolled with it….

I figure as a man you can still do all the shit women do…like wear their panties…or fuck men for money..there’s no need to get life and body altering surgeries to cut your hair off or grow your hair out and ask people to call you a little bitch….not to mention with the hormones in the food, we’re all semi-trans to begin with…I mean dudes can’t get boners anymore and I’ve got bigger tits than Elliot.

I’ll assume that with the internet running the way the internet runs…it all seems like a weird attention grab, for confused people, who don’t really know why they are doing what they are doing, but probably hoping for things to get better, when they are just complicating things….then there’s all the support they get from the woke and others in their life encouraging them to be the best version of themselves, even if it requires surgery to be the best version of themselves…so all that positive feedback, how could reassigning your gender be a bad thing….it gets everyone talking..celebrating and coddling the weirdness..

I genuinely don’t care if a person decides to live life as a woman, or as a man, or as anything they want to live as….but when that agenda is pushed on kids who don’t know better and parents who want their kids to be as important or newsworthy as other trans kids, you start seeing that the whole gender dysmorphia is more a social media play than an actual ailment that is debilitating….and that’s fucking weird too…

So Elliot Page, who wasn’t any hotter than this as Ellen, topless by the pool showing titties, that may not look like the average titties and more like man titties, is likely the whole point of all she’s going through…that all never understand…cuz trannies to me will forever be the broken sex workers from Brazil trying to live the dream as a tranny porn star who hopes to not get AIDS…but now it’s a viral social media challenge….

Elliot’s caption : “Trans bb’s first swim trunks #transjoy #transisbeautiful”

Keep the topless photos coming sir.

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2021

24

May

Milf Monday of the Day

Since babies are likely going to be created in a lab going forward, the idea of MILF will probably not be a thing, because there won’t be all that much excitement around a 45 year old woman who still looks good despite having 3 kids, because the kids were grown in a lab….you know they’ve already normalized the surrogacy thing…celebrities everywhere are doing it…why get pregnant and go through all that natural body function bullshit…when you can pay some poor immigrant 5,000 dollars to do it for you…it’s the stand in, the stunt mom, I mean they use your egg and partner’s sperm so it is still your kid and your narcissistic genetics can go on forever….it’s pretty fucking twisted but it happens and if you and your wife used a surrogate….instead of just not having kids like nature wanted…that’s fine…you gotta do what you gotta do….it just doesn’t change how fucking weird it is.

That said, these are MILFS, and the older I get, the younger the MILFS get, and despite being grossed out by childbirth, especially all those PANDEMIC babies from horny and bored people who don’t realize the future is fucking doomed, they are still young sluts to me, blown out pussies, exhausted from mom shit, taking the time to get naked on the internet for you…like the real heroes we need.

So take it in, MILFS before MILFS don’t exist anymore because making babies gets in they way of being porn addicted sluts…even if CLEARLY it doesn’t have to…I mean look at these babes.

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2021

24

May

Kendall Jenner Crop Top of the Day

Kendall Jenner represents a family that represents all that is wrong with society…

They fake their “hotness” and sex appeal, they built their celebrity off of porn, but instead of being cancelled, they got a hit TV show that I’ve never seen an episode of, but that I know fucking sucks…which allowed them to become the most irritating “Pitch Men” in the history of spokespeople who push shit you don’t need on the public…and they got very fucking rich in the process..

You know the Kardashians, you know they are evil and overrated, but masterful digital marketers….an d the only real redeeming Kardashian around is Kendall Jenner, which isn’t to say she should have ever been a “top model”…or that it wasn’t just because the family trained their audience to buy, so anyone who works with her convert sales, making her “pay for herself”….which in a world based on money grubbing is a good thing, people want to make more money…but in a world where I’d like to see more unique creative ideas put out there…rather than just idiots running after a paycheck..it’s all pretty fucking gross…

You see, even after they’ve made all their crazy money, they aren’t doing innovative things that progress society, they just do the bare minimum and I am sure they are responsible in part for the dumbing down of society…everyone trying to be an influencer….I just don’t understand how anyone subscribed to their bullshit, followed their bullshit, and tried to emulate their bullshit, whole buying all the bullshit they told them to buy…

HOWEVER, at least Kendall’s go that taller, skinny, less plastic looking body, even if everything this family does is face, except maybe for Bruce cutting off his dick, I think that was real….and fucking crazy.


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2021

24

May

Stella Hudgens Tits in a Swimsuit of the Day

Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgens’s sister, but you already know that, since she’s strategically positioned herself as the sister role for the entirety of Vanessa’s fame, and now that Vanessa is having a second wind thank to starting to produce content for social media after she got dumped by her gay looking boyfriend you didn’t know she had for 8 years….no not Zac Efron..some other dude who is now cast as Elvis and using that position to fuck all the groupies…

Anyway, Stella Hudgens, the barely famous cuz she doesn’t do that whole acting or celebrity thing, she just has access to that world, maybe even lives with Vanessa, and knows all the important people in the scene…all without having to officially sell her soul, so she can just reap the rewards and spend her days showing off her bigger than Vanessa Tits…because she’s arguably the hotter sister…and everyone I know has a sister fetish, whether it’s fucking sisters at the same time, different times, or just hoping the hot sister fuck each other all the time….so celebrity sisters are a species of their own…and this one’s top tier..




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2021

24

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

During this pandemic, I’ve learned that I have a very unpopular opinion that healthcare, medical workers are some of the biggest pussies around…all whining about viruses and their jobs like they aren’t fucking trained and paid for this shit…only to get the media and the general public all hyped on them for doing what they consider hero work, which I don’t really think is always hero work, when you hear that a lot of the deaths were caused by the medical decisions and procedures being used..like VENTILATORS…so if anything the medical worker heroes are drug pushers and murderers…let’s have a parade for them….but what do I know…

Someone I know went into the hospital a few weeks ago for a leg injury, they ended up giving him two vaccine doses, he ended up having to get a blood transfusion, they put him on a vent, and after weeks of hell he finally died….I would argue that if he didn’t got to the hospital for his leg injury, he’d likely be alive….I’m not saying the vaccine did it, I am saying that I don’t trust doctors who are pill pushers trained to push medication on people…and I don’t trust the people creating those medications to keep people sick enough to keep their profits up…this in not philanthropic work…ask any doctor on his Yacht in Florida how much he gives a fuck about saving lives…they like writing scripts and misdiagnosing people on the little knowledge they actually have…but since they went to med school they think of themselves as gods….then there’s big pharma who RELIES on you being sick to stay in business….ask any Pharma company what their priority is….BOTTOM line revenues…it’s a business…

Point being…these medical workers the media want you to think are heroes, and maybe they are, but not necessarily for their medical work, but because they get naked on the internet to get attention, a release or money out of the people who buy into their whole medical worker hero status….where I buy into the medical workers being the sex workers of the hospitals..but what do I know…these ones are just being naked in selfies and it’s worth showing your support….

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2021

24

May

Jessica Lowndes Bikini of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is the Canadian I’ve never met, because she left Canada to live out the American dream like a migrant child at your border being human trafficked….through TEXAS to NASHVILLE…the way nature intended….if she stayed in Canada, I am sure I would not have met her anyway, because I don’t go to the yearly Maple Syrup party they send all citizens to attend like it was a QUARANTINE HOTEL…..

She’s from 90210 the New Class….she only does Hallmark movies now…but in the process of being famous, or having some level of fame, which is a hilarious concept since celebrity is fucking lame, lacks soul, lacks vision, and these people who play “celebrities” are typically boring as fuck…but in being famous, having that celebrity budget, she’s managed to buy some tits that she’s showing off in bikini for you….32 and wanting you to stare at her bikini body…reduced to some OnlyFans girl despite having been on TV…because the agenda being pushed is BE SLEAZY….BE PERVERTED….BE HALF NAKED…it’s how these girls compete with each other for likes and follows making us all the winners because there was a time you had to wait for LOHAN to go on a beach vacation to see her in a bikini but nowadays…it’s half naked ALL the time…what a good time for all involved….even the actress who is there to be a body, who knows likes mean money and relevance, even if they are the low hanging fruit likes of “I’m in a bikini”….keep on rewarding these idiots of half nakedness cuz I like the half nakedness…

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2021

24

May

Ashley Benson Cleavage of the Day

I don’t really find Ashley Benson all that hot, but who the fuck cares about what I think…

She looks a little doughy, maybe sloppy, like her vagina would be easy to fist due to a lack of musculature and potentially from her stint as a lesbian, since from all I’ve known of lesbians for the entirety of my life, is that they like to fist each other…you know romantics…that’s why they all seem so mad at the world….or did before everyone became a lesbian thanks tot he conditioning from their porno feeds….and the media who fucking loves anything LGBTQST…instead of just letting people be the pervert degenerates who fuck whatever we want whenever we want…man, woman or object….they have to glamorize certain types of people who fuck certain types of other people…in what they call inclusivity but that I call segregation…

ANYWAY…she’s been riding her Pretty Little Liar fame for what must be 10 years….has huge following on social media so she didn’t have to do much work to get paid…and in the last few months, the big tits, who has always had big tits, have been looking far more fit, far more hot and because of that, she looks like she’d far more challenging to fist…you know just a tightening up that looks good…

Here’s some of her cleavage…

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2021

24

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Butthole on The Beach of the Day

There’s this old expression that my granny used to say the went like this – “ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG”….ok so my granny never used to say that, but she did say “You can’t rape the willing”….while raping me…so there’s that…Asshole Behind Thong is more my WEEKLY ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG ROUND UP POST where I’ve told you everything I possibly can about assholes behind thong….since I don’t expect you to read it, since people don’t read and I can’t really write, I’ll summarize here….

People love showing off their assholes, like people like being shown assholes, and the thong, thanks to a design flaw, or a design win, is too think of a fabric to cover the asshole, so the modest leave her panties on kind of girl is basically still able to show the ridge or rip or shit stain of the asshole just by positioning themselves in the right way and it feels so natural, not slutty and amazing to us asshole lovers

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Swim veteran who only retired in the last few years, but still looks good, still has that older model body, and she stays fit playing Volleyball like you’d expect tall ladies to do in California…

Her swimsuit, a one piece, is cut in a way, that I am pretty sure I see her fucking asshole, and am always up for model asshole on the beach, discreetly showing asshole, while likely realizing she’s showing asshole, it’s just less obvious of an asshole flash, seems more organic, natural and authentic…and I’m into it..


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2021

24

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I know that no one gives a fuck about this site or what I have to say. The old expression of if you keep on doing something and expect different results you’re crazy, meaning that no one’s ever given a shit about this site or what I have to say….

I am sure that with all my anti-covid shit, saying it is a scam, that the Government can’t be trusted and that they are owned by big pharma, that the PCR tests don’t work, that it was created in a lab, you know the things EVERYONE should think is happening, instead of passively injecting themselves with medication that’s not proven, because they are TOLD to, or told they’ll get their freedoms back, and that those who don’t are RUINING it for everyone, which I’ve heard the whole pandemic and it isn’t fucking true…it’s not a “If everyone locks themselves in a basement for a year, COVID will go away” situation….so those who don’t lock themselves in a basement aren’t actually the problem, they’re just marketed that way…but yeah, I am sure with my constant questioning of what’s going on out there has made me FAR less popular…than the low level popular I was….

But I’ll keep doing it, keep saying it, I got nothing else to do as the sink keeps sinking….

So here are some MILKY TITS, a weird fetish, but one you will appreciate if the rumors are true and the next generation of children won’t exist because of all these people mass sterilizing themselves over a virus they’d likely survive…

So I like when women breast feed in public, cuz I get to see their tits, it’s like a bonus at the coffee shop….Oh a MATCHA LATTE and TITS…how lucky we all are…but it’s not something I’d google to jerk off to…because the natural function of a titty, which is sustaining life for a baby, is not erotic…so keep your damn milk to yourself…unless it’s in public to give us all that added bonus for leaving the house…

I don’t know what the motivation in all these is, but TITS be SQUIRTING milk, invite these girls to your bunker, they’re better than trying to get a cow into your bunker, plus you can fuck them more efficiently and less weirdly….so MILKY tits may not be the FUTURE thanks the “JAB” but they should be the future for your bunker if this Apocalypse thing ever gets started….

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