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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Still working on a study on “Mind Over Matter”…where I offer random of girls on the internet 10 dollars to be part of the study….and the study of mind over matter is whether you can WILL your body to regrow the hymen…you know if you put your mind to it…anything can happen…

I am expecting many METOO movement complaints when they discover that it’s an excuse to see the pussy holes that are a various degrees of blown out…but I am trying to get funding for this project from the oil companies in the middle east who are super into hymens…

Will let you know how it goes..

Billie Eilish In Lingerie for Vogue
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Jessie James Decker is Eyeing Summer in Her Thong
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Taylor Panirau Nude on the Beach!
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Jojo Goes Live….
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Rachael Ostovich Gets Her Megan Fox On
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Timothée Chalamet will host this years Met Gala
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Poison Garden, The Garden Full Of Poisonous Plants!
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Boxer Licking the Window
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Man Proud Of The Fence He Built, Dog Jumps Over It With Ease!
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DMX Totally Vibing To A Taylor Swift Song With His Goddaughter AFTER HIS DEATH….or not
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite thing about the MeToo Movement is when I see the friends about the sucker being accused turn their backs on him and cut ties…when for 8-10 years it was totally normally behavior…where’s the brotherhood….doesn’t exist…and we’re talking band members kicking out the homies instead of calling out the sluts for being sluts…GROUPIE shit….it’s unfortunate….

It’s like the Rolling Stones (or any band of the past) weren’t fucking every groupie that came along….it’s the whole point of being a rockstar….getting rich to party, fuck and make music….

Here we are seeing pepple kicking out their friends, creative partners, from their band because he fucked some girl who went to every show, slid into the DMs, and decided he was a creep cuz he never called her back…so as revenge…hits twitter….

If I had friends, I would stick by them in their rape allegations, so long as it was with over 18 year old sluts….which to me is fair game…and assuming it wasn’t violent rape…

My favorite thing about idiots is seeing them exceptionally happy that they don’t have TRUMP in their feed anymore, or stories of TRUMP, and things have gone back to the memes…people are saying “so glad to not see any of that Fox News Shit on my Feed anymore”….ughhhh…..maybe it’s because they were manipulating you and now they don’t want you knowing what’s up? Ever think of that? I mean how could it miraculously turn off like a switch…unless THEY TURNED IT OFF like a switch..

I don’t do political commentary, but ya’ll should be paying attention to what’s going on out there with the Aviator….I won’t, but you should….and this isn’t Tinfoil hat shit…or people joking about getting MSFT STOCK on ROBIN HOOD after their vaccine…or people being dismissive of people and facts by calling them conspiracy theorist and thus CRAZY people when a lot of truth surfaces as conspiracy….they’ve even rebranded the word WOKE…it used to mean ACTUALLY knowing what was up…not being a loser faggot who whines….the media is powerful when society are a bunch of fucking fools…we deserve what’s coming for us…when I found out about taxation and asked “people agreed to this”…I knew…I was living amongst morons…it’s just worse now…

Go into the weekend hating everyone, trusting no one, questioning everything, reading FACTS, and not being a fucking vapid loser idiot excited some “influencer” bullshit idiot posted a half nude to rook you into seeing her even more nude but not actually nude for money….fucking fools…and don’t fear death, we’re all going to die, stop trying to avoid it and start living…

The internet is full of lies, I just saw THIS ON ENTENSITY and hot to repost…cuz if it’s true…we’re all being catfished by nasty bitches playing hot bitches when they nasty bitches…

Well, here are links anyway,.

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Brie Larson is Sensual at the Gym
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Won Draft Night
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Idiot in a Traffic Cone Saved by Tits
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Amazing Model Alex Lee Aillon in Fancy Swimwear Shoot
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IG Model and 49ers Fan Katie Williams Enjoyed the NFL Draft in her Skimpy Bikini Bottoms…
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A Little Too Serious About Drumming
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Miley Cyrus’ New Song with Viral and Rich TikTok Kid
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Sports Hottie of the Day
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Airport Walkway Champion
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Olivia Jade in a Bikini
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Hailey Bieber’s Feet are Tiggering People
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Kate Upton’s Hall of Fame Bikini Pic
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Best Stunt Ever…Shoulda Done it Once
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Burning Man is Cancelled
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Anne Heche on How Ellen Wouldn’t Let her Dress Sexy
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Jessica Lowndes Sports Bra
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Julianne Hough’s Sheer White Swimsuit
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ONE Championship Fighter Ekaterina “Barbie” Vandaryeva Wore Heels Before Stepping Into the Ring
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Big Boys VS Pickle Jar
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7 Reasons to Feel Sorry for Millennial Men
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Playboy Model Painting her Nails in Lingerie
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TikTok Girl Addison Rae Surfer Girl in a Bikini
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Eddie Jackson’s Response to Bears Drafting Justin Fields “Bout Time We Got Us a Real Quarterback”
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Strike One….This freaked me out.
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In Defense of Douchebags
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How People Use Knives in Call of Duty – Live Action
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Disappearing Car Door from the 90s
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There’s an Alternate Ending to the Sopranos
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Victoria’s Secret Model Lais Ribeiro in Bikinis
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Meg THee Stallion Gets Chilly
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Chief Keef’s Baby Momma Slim Danger is Back and She’s Now Claiming She Aborted OBJ’s Baby
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BUGS
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Call of Dude Player Looks a Fool at GameStop
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Woman Fails on the Fence Cross
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Cara Delevingne Nude on Instagram
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Bri Teresi Works on Her Swing and Her Wet T-Shirt Contest Skills in the Rain
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Pop Darts – the Game of Heroes
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Old Man Films Tornado Through his House
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Scorpion Spear Works in Real Life
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Backyard Monster Trucks are Awesome
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Girl Loses Job over Plane Antics
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Dirt Bike Cliff Fail. Driver Survives
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Soccer Goalie Win
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Crazy Rock Climbing Footage
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The 25 Dollar Check that Ruined Jerry Seinfeld’s Political Career
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Aaron Rogers is Considering Retiring
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Art has Really Gone Down Hill Since These Glory Days
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Truck Too Big for the Bridge
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Cat has Best Stance
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Instagram Babe Lyena Strama’s Instagram Pic Round-Up
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Idiot Walking into the Glass Door While Trying to be Cool
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Top 5 Shaved Beavers in the Movies
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Grill on the Go!
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Paddington has Been Photoshopped into Your Favorite Movies
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Kim K Bleached her Eyebrows – You Know What That Means for Whores Everywhere…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Nikita Dragun goes shopping
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Miley Cyrus Leaving a hair salon
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Kaia Gerber in Dress
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Fat Hilary Duff in Leggings…
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Ariel Winter and a lot of groceries
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Maya Hawke & Gia Coppola in a Photoshoot!
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Jennifer Lawrence in Sweatpants….
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Tallia Storm in Leather Leggings!
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Sports Bra….
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Dildo to Ass to Squirt!
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32 People Having Shitty Day
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Helping Hand!
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Cracker with the Hulla Hoop Being a Hippie Weirdo with Tits Out
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Refreshing Drink…
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Technical Difficulties.
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Hayley with a Sexy Car
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2021

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I am still dealing with late stage or late onslaught autism from my H1N1 vaccine I was peer pressured into getting without ever looking into H1N1 or the vaccine they were giving everyone for H1N1….I was a heavy drinker and some slutty big tit girl I was drinking with one afternoon convinced me to get the shot in the basement of some local mall…at the time I did it for jokes, thinking maybe the side effects would be fun, and if I died from it, that’d be a story to tell the world….I didn’t get high, but I did feel like an idiot when I sobered up and realized the H1N1 wasn’t a big deal and weeks after getting the shot…it miraculously was NEVER mentioned again….and years later I met another round bootied slut at a bar who told me she had H1N1 and it wasn’t a big deal…and I said….”you mean it wasn’t even a deadly virus, what a fool I was, can I ejaculate inside you”……

But yeah, we hear these scare tactics that are probably illegal about jobs forcing vaccines, stores and restaurants and travel forcing vaccines, basically making the unvaccinated seem like the lepers, when it’s really the vaccinated who are more likely going to lose limbs down the line…I mean NANO technology, experimental, for a virus that barely kills, all to get back to bars and concerts cuz life’s boring at home….idiots…they’re just peer pressuring everyone to get vaccinated to either make covid a non issue since unvaccinated can’t get sick from the vaccinated if they are vaccinated too….you know virus shedding and shit….making the vaccinated seem like BIO WARFARE I don’t want to be anywhere around, so maybe that VACCINE passport is a good thing….for my longevity….it’s just probably not legal.

Anyway, I suggest that instead of VACCINE PASSPORTS we do On/Off passports so all girls clothed can be seen unclothed in one simple mobile app with a QR code we can scan to see the latest On/Off pics of them…you know the archive…because it takes out the mystery of what they look like while taking away the distraction of wondering what their pussy looks like..

These girls have got a head start, the true heroes in this COVID era lockdown bullshit…you know being one step ahead, getting ahead of the story, so that people don’t think of them as follower fucks…

ON/OFFs are great.

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2021

Apr

Jordyn Jones Nipple of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a “dancer” which is code for lowkey sex worker and not just because Jordyn Jones sells access to her lingerie pics on instagram, yes, she uses a feature in INSTAGRAM to give her fans access to her “CLOSE FRIEND” stream which isn’t really close friend stream, close friends don’t sell weird photoshoots of their asses and tits in lingerie…but I guess it’s a loophole…you know “I don’t sell nudes on ONLYFANS OR OTHER PLATFORMS”….just IG…which is SAFE FOR WORK because ZUCKERBERG…right…cuz no one’s ever jerked off to the sluts of instagram and no one’s ever posted fucking videos to their stories….you fucking fools…

I am surprised anyone pays for this shit, cuz it’s weak content even with nipple, but even more amazed that Jordyn Jones who was sexualized as a child on a dance reality show that is creepy, but worth doing for her white trash family, they have teslas and range rovers now, and they aren’t losing teeth in the trailer part they cook meth in…NICE…a win…but here’s her fetal alcohol face being overpowered by SLEAZE not marketed as SLEAZE….because it’s IG…even with NIPPLE…nice.

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2021

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Bod of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer the perpetually pregnant Victoria’s Secret model, who pre-chronic pregnancy, was probably my favorite of the VS models of her generation, even though she was also the most boring, who needs personality when you got that Victoria’s Secret model body and credibility, if anything a personality would take away from that, and in hindsight it was such a great time when people of perceived importance didn’t produce social media clickbait for attention like a bunch of desperate fools trying to get famous….but times they are a fucking changing…..and it’s too bad…even the elite are lowering themselves to do influencer shit cuz instagram is where the eyeballs are and eyeballs mean money…

Anyway, the South African, family of colonialists, who is at high risk of HIV, which for some reason killed way more people than COVID but never banned gay sex…they just kept on fucking…dying to fuck…or fucking to die..who knows…but she’s got her tits cut out of her, since there’s no need for micro implants now that she’s doing her own brand..because she’s doing her own brand…and as any influencer with no experience in manufacturing products will tell you…you can get very fucking rich selling bikinis and other things on instagram…taking a bite out of that corporate monopoly and lining the pockets of underserving idiots….which Candice doesn’t identify as, not according to me, because Candice has 10 or more years of experience at this shit..if anyone deserves that IG brand money it’s her….and this is her campaign…and she’s looking good titless.

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2021

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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There’s not evidence that the devil lives amongst us stronger than the fact that FULL BACK panties were basically outlawed and abolished two decades ago like they were pirates….or worse….without ever asking dudes how they felt about it…they just fake news manipulated women through propaganda that I guess they call “Marketing”…brain washing them into thinking the old “GRANNY PANTY” was their mom’s underwear style of choice..while they were upwardly mobile, young professional, college aged sluts…who needed to abolish the panty and get it replaced by the thong…you know to make that fucking money off unsuspecting followers of trends who don’t have minds of her own…

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2021

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

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A few days ago I saw some headline that I am sure wasn’t fake news about how Gwyneth Paltrow feels like no one understands her “irreverent” sense of humor…

Looks like these bikini pics at 50+ are part of that sense of humor….cuz it’s gotta be a joke…

Serious question, is anyone jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow? Has anyone ever jerked off to Gwyneth Paltrow? To completion? If you said yes, I don’t believe you and I know people jerk off to some of the weirdest shit imaginable…but jerking off to Paltrow is UNFATHOMABLE… I bet I’ve never used the world unfathomable on this site….after 17 years….that’s more interesting facts than Paltrow in bikini…

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2021

Apr

Barbara Palvin See Through Bra of the Day

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I have this theory about Barbara Palvin that involves the Hungarian being too hungry for Victoria’s Secret so they replaced her with her friend Stella Maxwell…and she basically disappeared until the brand got shit on by the woke and decided they needed to switch things up…so they started giving her a lot more attention.

Whether that’s true or not is up for debate, I wouldn’t bother wasting my time to figure out if that’s the real story or not, I’m just here for the see through titty pic….but I do know that for a while, there was no Barbara Palvin and then all of a sudden..she’s back…

That’s not to say she’s fat, but she was bigger than the other girls, since all these models are actually large people…it’s a model thing….and at the time Victoria’s Secret didn’t like that….those MISOGYNISTS…..bad people…”let’s make-up for being so ignorant by throwing in some trans, retards, and uglies…that’ll make the internet forgive us and forget about Rihanna’s brand that is destroying us…”

Anyway….she was also used as a diversion when she was 18 from Miranda Kerr, then married to Orlando Bloom, who we can assume is a queer because he fucks Katy Perry into pregnancy and she may have a uterus but she’s man enough for me to consider a man….the gossip magazines realized that someone fucked Bieber but couldn’t homewreck for the Bloom household….while making their “family friendly model” seem a bit like a creep since Bieber was barely 18 and Kerr was 30….can’t have that creepy child molesting scandal out there about the model fucking the musical talent…gotta get the Hungarian as the Patsy…we call her Lee Harvey Palvin….

NOW, I broke this story because a friend of Miranda Kerr’s manager told me…BUT I DIDN’T GET FAMOUS for it….because we can’t all be WHISTLE BLOWERS…but we can get SNAP CHAT TO BAN Us….

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2021

Apr

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Without going into too many details about myself, you know since it is my website and I should make every post about me…maybe feet pics, one per post, every day…just to give it some human touch and let you know that I’m a guy out here trying to make dreams come true as the lowest level content producer…since no one cares about the faceless, the footless, the people who aren’t on their soap boxes with neon signs and fireworks screaming “LOOK AT ME I AM A CONTENT CREATOR”…..distracting from any important messaging…that’s never important messaging…but distracting from what could be thought out content pieces but instead are just half nude clout chasing follower count boosting garbage…it’s the reason society is dumber…

So to make this about me…..as all BLOGS should be in the era of everyone trying to matter, or get famous….

My dog, an old pug, who is the fucking best…was in Frog Butt this morning, as he does…because dogs of his breed, without generalizing and being seen as a racist….and not because he’s black…but because he’s of the CANINE species and to single him out for his specific cultural background of pug which is “ancient chinese” in this era of ASIAN racism….was in FROG BUTT this morning and I said….in my best Rebecca Black voice…”It’s frog butt friday, friday, friday”….go fuck yourself.

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2021

Apr

Christa B Allen Rock Hard Nipple of the Day

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Christa B Allen….is not P. Allen Smith…yes, I watch PBS and I think he’s great…far better than Christa B Allen, who is a 29 year old who pretends to be an ACTOR because she was in some Jennifer Garner movie where she played a young Jennifer Garner, which isn’t saying much, since Jennifer Garner is so old….but more important…not very hot…so being a young Jennifer Garner in a movie translates to be anyone under 40 who is average looking at best….and willing to be a doormat to Ben Affleck cuz of groupie shit…

ANYWAY…she gets naked on social media for attention which is why she’s got 500k followers…and apparently she’s on TikTok where she has over 1 million followers…all while being someone no one knows because we never saw 13 going on 30…

ANYWAY…the nudes on instagram are always fun, even when done in some weird silhouette that you can still see the shape of titty and angle of nipple…and despite it reminding me of some elementary school Christmas pageant performance behind the white sheet…it makes her tits look good and I guess that’s how you get to that 1,000,000 followers on TikTok….you know influencer shit built from being in a movie once…it’s that easy.

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