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2021

12

Apr

Cara Delevingne Bikini of the Day

Cara Delevingne Bikini

Cara Delevingne has always been the overrated scenester lesbian rich kid that I felt didn’t deserve to be that trending hipster model. She was average looking, clearly an dick riding, without the dick cuz she’s a lesbian, but Michelle Rodriguez who was potentially her first public celebrity lover, could have a dick….

Seeing her in ads, campaigns, paparazzi pics, was like “this bitch is such a fucking scam on every level, I can’t believe she’s gamed the idiots, who are clearly easy to game, especially Americans, as long as you have a British Accent”….like James Cordon, how did that pudgy fuck happen…

But for whatever reason, maybe the bikini, or the fact that she’s fit, but she’s always been skinny, so that can’t be it….maybe it’s just knowing that Ashley Benson has dripped down her chin and not her tits…it’s probably the tits….are those new?

Don’t get me wrong, I still thinK Cara Delevingne is a fucking scam and doesn’t deserve any of the hype she ever had, I am not sold on her…I just think she looks better here than ever and I’ll acknowledge that…

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2021

12

Apr

Dakota and Elle Fanning Incest of the Day

Elle Dakota Fanning

I know we’ve gone over the sister fetish incessantly over the 17 years I’ve been writing this idiotic site, day in and day out….except on weekends…for 17 years….do you know how fucking long that is to be writing shit I don’t give a shit about for no real reason besides what must be a mental health issue…it’s gotta be crazy

But yeah, I’ve gone through the girl on girl being hotter when they are sisters, or the grass is greener when you’re fucking a girl with a sister, and you find the sister far more appealing so you try to have sex with her instead of the one you have only for it to backfire, even if you get to fuck the sister because they’ll always choose each other over you, and that riff you cause is just a speed bump in their sisterly lives, while for you it can be months of headaches because you have double the hate coming your way…all cuz you weren’t happy with one and needed the other….then there’s the whole sister porn, or twin fetish, where’s it’s not incest if they are genetically the same person…that’s just masturbation…you get what I am saying…sisters love playing up that they are sisters cuz they know that excites people…

I guess the professional Fannings, who are famous sisters, are speaking to that like they are at a producer’s house getting down for a casting, where Dakota who is less creepy as an adult actor than she was as a child actor is either birthing a statue for her sister, or being fucked by a statue by her sister, or just humpimg the statue with her sister and the whole thing is pretty fucking weird…but when you’re sold to an industry and raised in a bubble, being weird is what you’d expect…

I don’t get it, but I get why you’d jerk off to it, and that’s all there is to that…

Elle Dakota Fanning

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2021

12

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

You don’t hear as much hype around medical workers anymore, at least I don’t, but I also avoid the cesspool that is Social Media and really “the news” because it’s just a fucking downer realizing how fucking stupid people are….not that I don’t see that shit when I leave the house…I mean people are brain washed robots…so it makes sense that they all do what they are told including hating on the people they think are going against the grain when all they want is things to go back to normal….which I guess in a lot of places they are…thanks to reduced testing or whatever the fuck….

The new storyline is variants and how young people are now at risk, to try to scare people out of thinking they are invincible and into getting some vaccine that was rushed and that isn’t done human trials for 2 more year…acting like it’s the responsible thing to do for society…when everyone is out for themselves, lack any empathy or support of anything but themselves, in this self involved, garbage fucking world of robots who do what they are told…and if they don’t…hire Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds and Mariah Carey for 1,000,000 dollars to fake getting the vaccine…so other people get it…

So the Medical Workers aren’t getting the parades they did at the beginning of the pandemic, being the only ones invited to Super Bowl, NYE events in NYC, the Grammys….or the Golden Globes…as the entertainment industry panders to the pandemic….you should all be skeptical of…

But the Medical Workers are getting naked on the internet when swamped at the hospitals that they claim are over capacity and imploding….just not enough for their to be bodies piled up on the streets, which is what you’d probably want to see after a year of lockdowns over a terrible virus…or at least that you’d EXPECT to see because you may not WANT people dead…even if people are horrible narcissistic self involved greedy and disgusting robots…..you know HUMANS ARE THE VIRUS…

So at least they found time to get naked on the internet to push their only fans to cash in on all your guilt because you are an emotional idiot who is being manipulated because of your emotions making rational thought impossible…

The good news is that getting naked on the internet is more appealing to nurses than nursing…and that is funny….I guess we’re all sex workers…we just don’t know it…or we do by pretend we aren’t until it’s seen as something “cool”….and then all the followers follow the leader and I guess that’s the best DEVELOPMENT of being robots who do what they see or are told….because without the social acceptance..there would be SO many less nudes and that would be a real TRAGEDY….

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2021

12

Apr

Sarah Hyland in a Bra of the Day

Sarah Hyland Bra

Sarah Hyland has creeped me out consistently for her entire career…she’s been a “WTF is that premature baby that’s grown up and clearly has some kind of primordial dwarfism…that’s less aggressive than other primordial dwarfism but that is still primordial dwarfism in some capacity….you know some Benjamin Button disorder where the 20 year old version of her looked like it could have been 90….and then all her organs started failing her…which I guess is why I always found her unattractive…at the core of who we are, we are actually drawn to healthy people, not terminally ill people, because attraction is fully based on “breeding”….which is probably why her husband is a homosexual, he’s just there for the celebrity life, because creepy or not, she is a celebrity….even if she looks like she’d dislocate bones if she tried to fuck…you know that kind of handicapped..and the weirdest thing about her is that she hosts a SEX show for Ellen….I mean…what?

Here she is terrifying me.

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2021

12

Apr

Madison Pettis Bikini of the Day



Madison Pettis is some Disney Kid that is probably best known for being an ambassador to Rihanna’s lingerie company, because I guess Rihanna watched Disney channel and thought Pettis was the answer to all her lingerie brand’s ambassador needs….I wonder how Rihanna decided to use Madison Pettis as her lingerie model, maybe they are friends, it’s just weird that an obscure Disney Kid is one of her long contract girls….but I am not mad about it because now we all know who Madison Pettis is and clearly she’s someone worth looking at in lingerie…but I’d argue that lingerie makes everything better…instead of hospital gowns they should have all sick people in lingerie….instead of old lady sweaters and quilts at the old folks home…..LINGERIE….checkout counter at the grocery store, bank tellers, bus drivers, teachers…LINGERIE…why save it for your only fans, bring that internet life to the real life…while we’ve still got a real life to bring it too..

All this to say…Madison Pettis is hot.


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2021

12

Apr

Elizabeth Banks Old Lady Neck in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve always been told that if you want to age a woman, look at her neck or look at her hands, they are the two hardest places on their bodies to game the system….you see sloppy tits can always be lifted, gaping pussy from all the babies can always be labia plasty / reduction surgeries, there are option….legs and stomach can be starved out and worked out aggressively…faces can be botoxed and filtered…but a neck, that shit requires aggressive plastic surgery and most people don’t go down that route…even if some of them should…so here’s some overrated, one hit wonder who’s one hit was a franchise called Pitch Perfect, which is the kind one hit you’d really want, doing her best TURKEY WADDLE impression…all loose skin hanging off her neck like it was a old prostitute’s pussy at the old folks home after retiring…. of it’s own…no seriously…I am sure I see its clit….but that could just be Elizabeth Banks’ chin.

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2021

12

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Monday is about the rebirth….which is why I do MILF Monday and Milky Mondays….you know to get all the middle aged women who have thrown their own lives and bodies into the trash to devote themselves to a child that is only half theirs….but that grew inside them like a parasite before crawling out of them like an alien probe going the wrong way….only to continue being a parasite for the rest of their fucking lives…turning to you to mooch off you in various ways…only for you to give into them because you’ve been tricked into LOVING them unconditionally, even though they don’t appreciate you for shit and see you as their caregiver who just gets in the fucking way…a thankless task being a parent….

But yes, Monday is about the rebirth and finding lactacting women showing off the nourishing benefits of tits, before a week of celebrity tit ahead of us, to offset or at least prove that we’re not misogynists…or the patriarchy objectifying women and their tits….sexualizing their tits…we’re here for the biological purpose of tits….SPRAYING MILK AT THE CAMERA FOR REDDIT…

I don’t know why these ladies think milky tits are a fetish, but I guess their just hyped on having engorged tits and want to share that joy with you…empowerment or something…

I don’t love lactating tits, but I probably would if I was a monogamous man stuck with a wife who rooked me into breeding with her…..I mean the new full tits and all their milky goodness would be the closet you’d get to a new set of tits…so take it in.

I don’t know why people of the internet get off to lactating tits…but maybe it taps into something wired in us for survival…LATCH ONTO THE TIT…it will keep you alive…the first lesson we learn out of the womb and a lesson I am committed to in this week of celebrating TIT….

Inspiring, I know…

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2021

12

Apr

Eva Amurri Dressing Room Erotica of the Day

Eva Amurri

I actually like Eva Amurri because I used to see her big Susan Sarandon titties on Californication, not that I really watched that show, I only got a TV recently, but I’d see the titty clips and thought “How great it is that a connected duaghter to a huge star decided her first acting role is one in which she shows her tits”…because you know she could have been cast in basically anything like Kate Hudson and other celebrity idiots…

I thought her having 3-4 kids was a tragic turn of events when I had already fully appreciated and was sold on her tits….but now, what must be 10 years later, the mom still has a body….and here she is doing a little DEMONSTRATION of that body….MILF SHIT…

I am a Mask hater, and I think the MASK is the dumbest thing going on in this video but I don’t believe in the effectiveness of masks and think people who do are fucking dumb….because I’ve read the studies released by the CDC or was it the WHO, who we shouldn’t believe anyway…I think even Fauci said masks are why the Spanish Flu killed so many…I mean that was before COVID….so I would have preferred the no mask…

But since she must be 40 or near 40….there’s clearly a benefit of masks, hiding the rest of her that doesn’t look s good as the divorcee body….plus she could be in a store….and not in her bathroom which is where I thought she was originally and was like “WHAT AN IDIOT PROPAGANDA FEAR MONGERER”….but since I realize it’s a store…it’s far less annoying…all this to say…she looks good.

Eva Amurri

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2021

12

Apr

Alexandra Daddario Kinda Nude of the Day

Alexandra Daddario Nude Reflection

Alex Daddario is some rich kid with a dream, who left her cushy life in NYC to a cushy life in LA where she pursued her acting dreams in a cushy way because she probably didn’t really have to work too hard to pay rent and thanks to having a real daddy with money there was no need to prostitute herself out like all the other LA girls to get her rent paid so she could focus on prostituting herself on castings as she climbed the chain of command of hollywood and worked her way into the scene…I am sure her tits help…

In trying to stay relevant, because celebrities, and despite not being THAT famous, she’s still a celebrity, are doing the “influencer’ strategy of clickbait to get views, because views mean castings, you know so instead of prostituting themselves to the casting couch producers, leading men, directors, etc…she’s doing it to the public…hoping to give the illusion she’s relevant without being too porn-y….you it’s a balancing act..

SO her interpretation of a titty nude, when she knows we’re only here for the tits, is a shadow titty shot….and if you can jerk off to shadows of celebrity tits…then you’re a fucking weirdo and that’s ok….because people have jerked off to worse….

Alexandra Daddario Nude Reflection

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2021

12

Apr

Ashley Greene Cleavage of the Day

Ashley Greene Cleavage

Ashely Greene is only 34 years old, yet she’s already filtering the fuck out of her face like she was a mom in her 50s on TINDER 6 years ago trying to look like she was still in her 30s….

The early days of girls filtering and photoshopping themselves is something I miss, because it’sa got to the point where despite still looking like cartoon versions of themselves, they can actually pull it off….in a “Maybe she looks like a dopey ass muppet”….but back in the day…it was “is this dungeons and dragons basement apartment dwelling cat owner who works a shit job or is on disability really trying to convince us that she’s not the fucking crypt keeper but instead this glowing and smooth faced babe”….

I know Ashley Greene hasn’t done all that much since Twilight, but I’lll assume she still rich…she’s got 1.5 million followers on social media and brands will pay to reach her fans…so there’s no excuse that her face is edited this badly…HIRE some fucking kid to do it for you bitch…put some effort in..

Maybe she was just hoping the mom tits would take the shine….and I guess they are taking the shine…but she could have just cropped the old lady photoshopped face out of it to give us what we actually want instead of pretending this isn’t about the tits..

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