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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Apr

Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day

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Do you remember when Jojo disappeared for a decade….I wonder what that was about…let me google it…

According to an unreliable source, her label refused to release music of hers because she was fat, so she starved herself until imploding…..doing drugs, partying, spending all that celebrity money, because there was a time she was super famous, I never found her hot when she was on the “jailbait” circuit of 18 year old Disney / Nickelodeon kid rebranding themselves…but she was actively working until nothing…

I guess her label dropped her and she could hit the internet off nostalgia, pull the newly huge tits, and make it fucking count….since internet is life and all this self produced shit is enough to get you paid…

She’s flashed these big tits at least once, she’s also done lingerie modeling for Rihanna…so here she is doing fitness in a sports bra to get them titty bounce…

This has been an informative post for all involved…admit it.

This is why I am not paid the big bucks.

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2021

Apr

Madison Beer Crop Top of the Day

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I don’t even know what to say about Madison Beer, she’s ridiculously boring even with the tits because I guess when you have big tits you don’t need to have a personality, your tits do the talking for you, as any woman with tits may pretend they don’t know and any guy who has been around girls with big tits KNOWS too well…it’s like are those even words coming out of their mouth…I just see titty bounce with ever breath and it’s far more interesting than anything they can say..

Now Madison Beer is in a tube top showing a body that could be photoshopped, I mean the truth is Madison Beer may not even be a real person but rather a avatar 3D animation, instagram filter, since the world isn’t real anymore, it’s all virtual lies…

The story they tell us is that she was a random youtuber who just happened to go viral as a teen, only to get Bieber to Sign her, and for the last 5 years has been not releasing music, but waiting for the pandemic to hit before releasing music, so that she wouldn’t have to tour…

You see, youtube makes people a lot of money and the whole idea of working or touring like an old school celebrity seems insane when you can just do nothing but post pics of cleavage….

So the popstar you didn’t know was a popstar and her new album you probably haven’t heard and won’t hear and even if you do is debatably not even her singing…still posts the clickbait…and the body looks good enough to carry all the other bullshit….which is important since pop music always sucks even when it’s good….we’ll just watch her on mute.

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2021

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Big Panties of the Day

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I used to make fun of Ireland Baldwin back when she was trying to hard to be an influencer. She was some celebrity kid with super famous parents doing the whole bikini surfer girl shit that fucking bored me….there was zero edginess and zero creativity and zero personality…..but then a series of hate that she likely got online because the internet are assholes, especially to rich kids using their rich kid access to try to steal from the non-rich kids, at least in terms of VIEWS….and she ended up cracking out, going to rehab, becoming a lesbian for a minute, with a series of shitty tattoos as her cousin went on to marry Bieber and become a “top influencer” with the right friends…which must have been annoying for Ireland who was there first…

But since the Alec Baldwin daddy issue jokes have faded like her inheritance as he keeps pumping out kids with that weirdo wife of his….Ireland’s taken a whole who gives a shit approach to her feed where she gets semi naked, showing off her 7 foot tall body and tits as big as your head and it’s fun and funny…

She cracks jokes, she’s got a proportionate body that should be posing half naked, she’s rich with famous parents and could be doing countless other things, but instead chooses this….and I guess she’s scored a marketing campaign with a panty company that she’s spread her legs in the selfie to properly execute and it’s AMAZING.

Big fan of Ireland over here and it’s not even St Patrick’s day and I am not even drunk on Guinness…but instead drunk on massive fucking underwear jacked up a massive girl…who I think is one to watch, the mainstream just hasn’t realized it yet…

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2021

Apr

Chanel West Coast Still Trying of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is a story of resilience…..

She just keeps on keeping on as they say, you know keeps on trying different attempts at going viral, but for whatever reason, she just never officially hits the mainstream…

She was on MTV probably 10 years ago, you know back when MTV was still a popular place for people to watch TV, before turning 100 percent to the internet….and in those 10 years since the show she’s managed to maintain the fanbase she had from being on a TV show…and she’s tried to release rap music to those fans…but she’s never had any hits despite her fanbase…and that fanbase isn’t even that big considering she gets half naked on her feed consistently…so even the creepers there for her sleazy content aren’t helping her make hits, or get hits….but instead of quitting and going onto other things like becoming a real estate agent….she’s going more and more racy….squatting in thong racy…and STILL no one cares…it’s actually pretty sad….

But I always see the bright side of things, there will be a point where push becomes shove or whatever the expression is and she has to go HARDCORE to go VIRAL to get where she’s been trying to go…like this has all been a build up to that….and the less and successful her nude content is…the more nude she will get….so I’m here waiting until the self fisting videos….but for now…I’ll take this “keep on trying”….insanity….it’s actually pretty hot.

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2021

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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I get why Moms post slutty content to the internet and that is because they know that there are enough dudes on the internet with MILF fetishes…or dudes who get excited when they see ANY naked girl on the internet…no matter how battered and beat they are looking…..I mean the internet is this play where the worst ditch pig who can imagine, you know just a pile of digusting, can get naked with her gut hanging out…only for 10-100 dudes to comment “YOU ARE SO HOT”…

It’s terrible because it inflates the egos of the gross which drips into their day to day life…so that us losers can’t even fuck the ugliest girls we know cuz they now think they are hotter than they are….but MILFS need that reassurance.

I figure, they’ve given up their bodies for their kids, their husbands are over them now that they’ve had kids and the honeymoon phase that’s long over is now having a family together…a little too real life.

Plus they’ve had a room full of medical workers rip a child out of their cunts….so they’ve already had the pussy out there….so nothing to fucking lose…

Why not put it out to the internet, to get that thrill and feedback and to feel good about themselves, because they won’t accept that their sexual lives are over…and I don’t mind since MILFs aren’t always the old 40+ they used to be, some are 30…so still young enough to ignore that they’ve been shattered by childbirth and all that soul crushing that comes with it…

So here are some MILFs, because mom’s are great for momma’s boys who need to be taken care of…and young people looking for experience because they have the physical proof that yells at them in the grocery store, that they’ve been cummed in like little sluts..

So here are those MILFs…

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2021

Apr

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

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I call this post….the day the Whipped Cream Bikini died…

For those of you who don’t know Ali Larter, her claim to fame, and arguably the only thing she’s ever done that I know of was playing the Whipped Cream Bikini girl in Friday Night Lights the movie…no wait it was called Varsity Blues…it was the 90s how the fuck am I supposed to remember this shit…I just know she’s in her mid to late 40s and looks it…

The most interesting thing about her, which I actually think is pretty relevant today, but at the time I had no idea about, but yeah, Esquire Magazine created a fake celebrity called Allegra Coleman, played by Ali Larter, to troll the world while mocking celebrity gossip, saying she was David Schwimmer’s girlfriend, that Tarantino dumped Mira Sorivino for her, and how Woody Allen, the pervert of perverts, wrote her into his movie with a starring role…pretty fucking genius in a time when google didn’t exist…I LOVE trolls and that’s a good troll…

I guess I shouldn’t hate on older women for being older, especially in this MUPPET era of women with jacked up faces, it’s almost nice to see someone aging as naturally as she can being in Hollywood….

I was talking to my neighbor when a hot white haired lady walked by and I made some comment to him about how pretty she was despite being old…not to mention being old could be a good thing if you’re into fisting asses….they have more flexibility in their anuses after years of use…definitely a perk to some…and he was DISGUSTED by me suggesting a white haired woman was hot…as his cut off age for women is 35…..

So I’m not really an old lady hater, I just don’t like being reminded of how old I am by the hot chicks of my era looking like moms of my era….but I guess I’m old as shit too….and this Ali Larter bikini pic has taught me something about myself I probably would prefer to ignore…..THE END IS NEAR.

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2021

Apr

Addison Rae Pussy Print for TikTok of the Day

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Addison Rae is what I would call a fucking scam…but that the rest of the world will call the most popular girl on TikTok….who gets paid something like 12-20 million dollars a year for her dumb fucking dances…and thanks to being the top player on TikTok, now has some music deal, since you don’t need actual singing skills to make music, it’s all computerized bullshit, so now a pop star…

Whether I think TikTok is fucking dumb, the reality is that society is dumb, so if you can be the queen of the dumb who makes 20 million a year doing bad 10 second trending viral dances barely well, since she’s not a trained dancer…you might as well do it…no matter how idiotic it is….

I guess she’s out here trying to get fit, you know she needs a body to sexualize herself properly on TikTok, because you know know she needs to next level this, or at least do everything she can to not be overthrown by another TikTok idiot….and we might as well look at her pussy in bike shorts, you know she’s paid enough for OUR views, we deserve it…

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2021

Apr

Phoebe Combes Wet Bikini of the Day

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We don’t know who Phoebe Combes is….but we post her…so here she is….

That said, she’s a 21 year old model from Australia who is producing some outdoor shower erotica that is substantially better than watching the fat family in Florida all sunburnt washing off their fat asses after a day at the beach as they do…

Her bikini is skimpy, her body is tight and you can see her vagina….because if you want to get noticed and not come across as shameless attention seeker…you try gotta keep the bikini on….and if you keep the bikini on, you might as well pose like you’re staring in some beach shower porno…all dramatic with the sex face on…

So we may not know who Phoebe Combes but we’re watching her outdoor shower and it’s a reminder that getting that pesky sand out of your vagina through public showers is the best way to spend the day at the beach.

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2021

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Shaved of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is the Disney Kid you probably never heard of, who turned 18 and had to go into exile, for the rebrand, as they do….it’s the RUMSPRINGA for Disney Kids, where they basically decide to take one of their highly trained Disney operatives from the Disney School of entertainment, and attempt to make them seem real, authentic, relateable to the generation of kids, so that they don’t lose all the work they’ve done to create that fan base…it’s all pretty calculated but no one notices because that’s the fucking point…it’s supposed to be seamless but if you thinK Miley, Bella Thorne, even Lohan before them are strategizing to follow their true selves, when they’ve been “yes men” their entire life to get to the celebrity level they are at…you know people who take DIRECTION by DIRECTORS, PRODUCERS and AGENTS…aren’t these rebellious nut jobs…then there’s the fact that Disney is a multi billion dollar company who can afford a team of 10 people to track what’s trending on social media to integrate their own…

Anyway, the voice of social media is sexual, so the stars they produce need to be sexual, and despite being sexual, they all still get mainstream work, ideally more often than not, because that’s the whole point of the social media nudes…it’s to win the fans over so they watch the bullshit they are in…

So Rowan, the weird boy looking girl from Girl Meets World….now lives in Brooklyn taking hipster nudes, while not filming some Netflix series she’s on, even though if she was a real Brooklyn girl taking hipster nudes, Neftlis wouldn’t cast her cuz they don’t want porn in their feed…

It’s like how Kim K was a puppet to the industry, creates a sex tape, gets a TV show, is now a billionaire….

When other people do sex tapes and get blacklisted, banned, deleted off social and flagged PORN STAR.

The industry is selective and they OWN our minds….

That said, Rowan the hipster nude, has shaved her cunt and armpits…back to bald…like back to black…RIP AMY WINEHOUSE.

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2021

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Their milkshakes may not bring all the boys to the yard, they may instead terrify anyone who doesn’t like the whole breeding thing, which I realize is a fetish amongst the millennials of reddit, because cumming in a bitch gives them a sense of being connected, despite being self involved narcissists only interested in their damn self…..but breeding as a concept is nothing fun or exciting and anyone actually into that is a fucking weirdo….

I get that we are coded or wired to breed, but I have a hard time believing anyone ACTUALLY wants to breed….that they want themselves or their wives to have a fucking alien growing inside them like a horrible sci/fi movie…only to never look at the wife the same way again after that alien crawls out of her vagina in the most horrific way…only to have her tits swell up with milk..potentially the only upside to the whole thing….”NEW TITS”…even if the new tits are on the old model….when you should be our sourcing new pussy now that this pussy has a kid to take care of…even if it is your kid.

I figure these ladies who lactate want to feel empowered, free, feminist, moms….and in trying to feel that way…they produce lactation porn for the lactation fetishists since lactating is really their only marketable skill now that the rest of them is basically fucking ruined…

So here it is….LACTATION to celebrate new life…on this Monday of a new week.

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