Perez Hilton is a glitch in the internet. He was a lonely, fame hungry, ugly, identity crisis homo, with no real talent, but an obsession with celebrity, that he took to the internet and thanks to a series of events, the right time and right place bullshit, and a gay voice in an era when […]
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2009
05
Mar
Some Paris Hilton Making Out With Her New Boyfriend of the Day
I am not going to make some cheap STD joke because it’s boring and I’m the kind of guy who gets annoyed of seeing the same shit over and over again, because we get it, she has herpes and so does everyone she fucks and there’s nothing funny about that, it’s disgusting, negligence and disrespect […]
2009
03
Mar
Paris Hilton and her Stupid Tits of the Day
Paris Hilton is pretty much over and done with as far as I’m concerned, but she manages to get attention by re-inventing herself with a push-up bra or a bra stuffed with a couple of those silicone inserts that make me feel uncomfortable because they turn me on. I guess she’s too much of a […]
2009
20
Feb
Here’s a Message from Paris Hilton’s Parents of the Day
I didn’t get shot…I just slept in today – here’s a message from Paris Hilton’s parents to start the day. I don’t know what they said cuz I didn’t watch it. But I am sure it is life changing.
2009
18
Feb
Paris Hilton and her See Through Dress of the Day
I was wondering when Paris Hilton would try to make herself relevant by getting naked again. It’s been a solid bunch of months of her keeping her shit in lockdown like she used to have to do when she got a herpes outbreak, before not giving a fuck about passing that shit around, but now […]
2009
17
Feb
Paris Hilton and Snoop Dog have a Rap Off of the Day
What the hell is going on in this video and where is the uncensored, unprotected, gang rape version? On a side note, people are posting these pictures saying that Paris is flashing her vagina, I’m no pantyhose expert despite loving pussy, but I’m pretty sure if this was her pussy, we’d see green shit spilling […]
2009
13
Feb
Paris Hilton Denies Getting Rihanna Beat the Fuck Up of the Day
I didn’t know that Paris Hilton had a thing with Chris Brown and that people are speculating that she’s the girl who texted him that spiraled into Rihanna getting beat the fuck up like the second rate citizen she is, but then again, why the fuck would I know that? I don’t live in LA, […]
2009
06
Feb
Hanging With Paris Hilton in London Video of the Day
I am hung the fuck over. I just managed to crawl out of bed a few minutes ago, so not it’s time to start posting my vomit I call writing like I do everyday. Yay! Some dude sent me this video of Paris Hilton in the UK. He was hanging out with her and he […]
2009
04
Feb
Paris Hilton’s BFF Whoring Up for the Cameras of the Day
Paris Hilton’s fabricated friend who will remain nameless because I figure learning a new useless whore’s name is unnecessary when it’s pretty obvious that once the contract is up will fall back into obscurity in her hometown, or maybe back into obscurity in Hollywood chasing that 15 minutes she once had, auditioning for parts, going […]
2009
29
Jan
Paris Hilton and her Hard Nipples of the Day
Sure Paris Hilton having hard nipples isn’t hot, because she’s a cold bitch who is dead to me. But these girls talking about the cause of their hard nipples is porn to me. That’s all I have to say about this, but I guess you could write your STD jokes in the comments because that’s […]