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2013

02

Sep

Rihanna has Herpes of the Day

Rihanna has herpes, I mean why else would she be covering her face up…it’s herpes…it has to be herpes…it’s always been herpes…you don’t make it to her level of fame without getting herpes…especially when you started out as a teen prostitute working the Barbados Karaoke bars…now you’re here….

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2013

23

Aug

Rihanna in a See Through Dress of the Day

You may hate Rihanna, you may think she’s some fucking pile of shit, losing her mind, talentless hack with a great scam going on, who likes to get high, likes to get beat up and is ruining the youth of tomorrow by making them think being a trashy whore is okay, which to me is her biggest contribution to the world….that and her style..cuz according to this dress…she’s got great fucking style…


A Huge Collection of Rihanna in her Bikini Pics from the past month CLICK HERE

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2013

19

Aug

Rihanna’s Underwear Pics for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna posted some crackhead videos of her in this outfit that she has since removed and I don’t have a copy of because I got my own life to live and it doesn’t mean sitting on ac computer documenting and saving all of Rihanna’s crazy self-produced work…even if I wouldn’t mind if my life consisted of that, since I think Rihanna is amazing…but not quite as amazing as the meltdown we all know is going to happen, because she’s too famous for her own good and the Illuminati always try to squash that by feeding their messengers they find in shanties in the islands through hard drug addiction….drug addiction that is safe to assume Rihanna is already knee deep in thanks to all her crazy…crazy I like because it is half naked.

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2013

10

Aug

More Rihanna Self Produced Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is still in the motherland, no not Africa, but Barbados, where it all started for her as a child prostitute at a Karaoke bar for the tourists, at least according to my Barbados scuba dive instructor…

A prostitution that she took tot he mainstream, where instead of just getting by to feed a drug addiction, she does it in a pop culture, singing and dancing way…but whenever she gets the chance, she’ll snap off some nudes, or bikini pics, making her sex face she’s faked so many times to get paid, and I fucking love it…

She may not be the hottest, but she puts in work to come across like she is, you know sexing it up and that’s all that matters to me…

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2013

09

Aug

Rihanna’s Bikini Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

The best thing about these Rihanna pics…or really all the Rihanna pics…is that she’s so heavily marketed, that she doesn’t really need “social media”. She’s a massive brand and will still stay relevant for at least another couple of years without it. Not to mention, in being a massive brand, her instagram could just be pictures of her behind the scenes, shopping, doing basic shit that her fans would still get excited over, yet she decides to get more personal, to get half naked, to put herself out there, and to let her fans watch her half naked ass do silly hipster photoshoots in her bikini, when really she could be doing this in the privacy of her own multi-million dollar Villa….I am there are sure there are ways to get as much buzz, without being an exhibitionist who likes being seen naked, a porn chick if this music thing hadn’t worked out, the kind of girl rumoured to have been a hooker when she was a teenager in Barbados for tourists…but where’s the fun in not letting us in on it…I know that I appreciate it, but then again, I come from an era when hard nipples, vagina flashes, see through shits, and bikini pics were exciting, crazy, and worth building a blog about…now that shit’s just everywhere, but I’m still into it…otherwise I’d be gay.

All this to say, I love that she flaunts her hip hop booty, and people I know who have worked with her or toured with her have all said the same thing, she’s even better in person, like you can’t even look at her without getting hard, she just oozes “fuck me now, I’m a dirty little stepGIRL”…if you know what I mean…but they probably aren’t racists white power hicks like you…so you probably don’t know what I mean, you’re too busy raging that she stole a white person’s job…

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2013

08

Aug

Rihanna Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna goes in hard with her “GUN” Grill…so everyone knows just how hood she is…and I guess unlike other people, she was actually born and raised in a Shanty, and theoretically has what it takes to be some ghetto gang banger, but Barbados is some British colony, and guns aren’t really legal there, and she was a millionaire by 19, you know after selling her soul to the illuminati, and now she’s just richer than god, running shit, so any gun related shit, is clearly just for effect, and not actually representative of anything gangster about her uneducated ass…

What really matters in these pictures she’s self produced and published because she’s so indy when it comes to sexting…her millions of fans who she feel obligated to be a sex object to…I guess it makes her feel better about herself now that men see her as a tattle tale who will tell on them if sex gets a little rough…you know redeeming herself as broken girls do…or maybe she just likes showing off her ass in a bikini…whatever the reason…it’s a win to me…

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2013

06

Aug

More from Rihanna’s Cropover Party of the Day

You’ve probably seen these pics of Rihanna at her Bajan Crop over event doing her whole Caribana shit and if you’re like me, you probably loved it, if you’re a racist you probably hated it, thinking it was a negro festival and that shouldn’t happen, and if you’re a Christian, like Rihanna, but less confused about being a Christian, and more into being a slut…an exhibitionist slut…who loves attention because she sold her fucking soul to the devil and as far as I’m concerned it was a good deal..

Apparently, this is the video…

Here are the pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

05

Aug

Rihanna Gets Down for Carnivale of the Day

Rihanna has gone back home to Barbados to participate in some Carnivale shit, in efforts to feel like she’s still connected to her roots, even though she’s all fucking Hollywood now…and so far from her roots that when she goes back home she stays at the baller hotel, where her high school friends clean up her shit stained white towels, as she tans on the beach…because Rihanna is bigger than fucking god…and really I wouldn’t be ghetto trash all down to earth if I was Rihanna too because I didn’t sell my fucking soul to the devil for nothing…I would have sold my soul so that I wouldn’t have to be a Bajan townie…

The nice thing about Carnivale is the nakedness, the hot dancing, the good times, the memories, and the Vagina definition in a weird one piece…because you know all the local shit talkers are groupie-ing up on her, if security lets them past, with shit like “Remember me Rihanna??! I love you”…because no one ever talks shit to people’s faces.

That said, Rihanna is pretty perfect. I am a fan.

To see the rest of the pics HERE

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2013

26

Jul

Rihanna Twerking on the Internet of the Day



Rihanna may be played out…She may be on the verge of losing her fucking mind because the fame game is too much for some ghetto puppet from the Islands to handle…people may hate her, they may find her annoying, they may all her out for being a talentless hack while trying to figure out why she’s famous and so many hotter more talented aren’t…you know trying to sort out who she fucked when underage and who she has dirt on to secure this empire she’s built…because you know it wasn’t just a fluke…But I think she’s pretty fucking perfect..especially when she twerks….I’m a fan.

She’s done it before…to Drake Music….I guess it’s kinda her job…right…



If that’s not good enough – here’s 101 Vine Twerks Compilation

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2013

23

Jul

Rihanna’s Awesome See Through Top of the Day

I get so much hate mail for constantly posting pics of attention seeker Rihanna. It’s like people fucking hate this bitch, but not me, I think she’s pretty fucking perfect.

You see she’s a nice mix of excessive trashy thanks to growing up ghetto in the Islands before being designed and crafted to be a puppet that reaches millions every fucking day…a task that is surely going to break her the fuck down eventually, and even now these little episodes, whether getting with woman beating men…who aren’t just rumoured women beaters…but dudes who have beat her…or whether it is getting half naked as often as possible because you can only assume she realizes she’s traded in her fucking soul for this life…so they might as well take her body too.

Not to mention, she’s got a lot of fans, some of which are hot babes, who will start dressing like this when they leave the house, because that’s how drone behavior works, and you know what, I dig it…

She’s falling off hard…but she’s falling off right..and she still sells millions of records and sells out concerts…so it’s a fucking win….until she Amy Winehouses herself…but it was a good run. I’m a fan.

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2013

22

Jul

Rihanna Has Short Shorts of the Day

If I was a reclusive, socially awkward, hermit, virgin loser weirdo of a blogger, which I like to think I am. but I get bored and have to leave the house and interact with babes on the regular, because babes are fun to either have sex with, or try to have sex with, or even just look at their tits when they tell stupid stories.

Then I would think these Rihanna in short short, shorts that show her ass cheek, were shocking and amazing, like Rihanna was on her exhibitionist, I’m so rich, all I see is signs, bullshit…but the fact is that every single girl rocks these things…and every single time I see it…it blows my pervert mind…because I never knew a life like this existed and I never knew true love would be found in a piece of clothing…

Good times.

To see pics of her in a hot one-piece hipster outfit – CLICK HERE

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2013

17

Jul

Rihanna’s Fans Love Her Enough to Throw Chips at Her of the Day

Rihanna is so internet…she dropped an #EpicFail on stage when her fans were throwing shit at her…and by shit I mean chips….

There’s a good crazy and there’s a bad crazy. When you throw sh*t up here, that’s an epic fail…I swear to god, cut that shit out. Really, chips? Chips though.

I like that she identifies there is a good crazy and a bad crazy, cuz I think her meltdown is gonna be a mix of both!

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2013

16

Jul

Rihanna’s Concert Nipple Ring Flash of the Day

I don’t know when this picture was taken, but I am assuming on her tour, when on stage, and not when she’s out getting wasted on boats, where she usually shows more than just her nipple ring, because she’s all about putting herself out there, it’s the first sign of losing her fucking mind, something that will inevitably happen, a human from a small island just can’t handle this kind of power, and every day she gets a little more and more nutty, and I get a little more and more into Rihanna, cuz crazy bitches, especially when rich and famous, excite me as they reach the edge of the cliff they are about to fall hard off of… Remember Whitney Houston? Where is she now. Exactly…Tormented talent with everything available to them, never know how to bow out gracefully, and Rihanna doesn’t even have talent, making the whole thing that much more amazing…in a redemption is bitter sweet kid of way…you underserving twat…kind of way…here is her nipple on stage kind of way…

To See a Whole Lot of Pics of Rihanna on Tour FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

15

Jul

Rihanna’s Grill of the Day

Nothing says I’ve made it, at least not to gutter people who probably didn’t grow up going to the dentist, like a jewellery on your teeth, it’s like a see what can you spend silly amounts of money on that no one will really notice, but that you don’t care they won’t notice it, because you are doing it for yourself, and because you will notice it at least every time you try to eat a fucking apple, or talk, or pretty much do anything involving your mouth, which in Rihanna’s case varies from rubbing dick on it, to rubbing pussy on it, to getting punched in it, cuz she like a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…a face full of diamonds…she even wrote a song about it…and I guess if people don’t notice, you can always get half naked and show them on the internet…which is what Rihanna’s doing up in here..

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2013

12

Jul

Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day

The bad news in this is that I saw a video of Rihanna on a boat, wasted as fuck, posted to her friend INSTAGRAM …but I was out of the house staring at girls in bikinis tanning…and I didn’t have a chance to download it before it got pulled…I am a bad blogger like that…but I will tell you this…the breakdown is coming…she was fucking wasted and it was amazing…but all we have to show for it are a few shitty instagram pics…which don’t really showcase just how wasted during the day this Rihanna girl is…so wasted that you know she’s feeling sadness…sadness I wish she was feeding with my cock cuz she’s hot..and so is her friend in the white bikini….

Here’s a bonus see through pic of her…cuz we like her nipples…

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