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2014

06

Mar

Rihanna Getting Dressed of the Day

Rihanna posted a picture of a guy with his head up her ass….and it spoke to me on an emotional level because I have spent the last two nights paying girls to let me do this to them, without the whole trying to get the dressed to look all high fashion, but more the “am I allowed to stick my face in between your ass, or will I get kicked out, I’ll give you 20 dollars extra”…kind of way…because that’s what I do at strip clubs, where conveniently every black girl looks like Rihanna…making this pics come full circle in some kind of light skin, face in ass, vortex only God understands…

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2014

04

Mar

Rihanna See Through at Another Fashion Show of the Day

I saw these pics of Rihanna showing her nipple at Fashion week, which we can assume is because she either thinks she’s being fashionable, I mean nipples in France and in High Fashion is a common thing, but I think has less to do with fashion and nothing to do with her not giving a fuck attitude but rather everything to do with drawing attention to herself when she’s not touring where people cheer her on all night every night for her low self esteem…

I don’t really care the reason, I am just into nipple


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2014

28

Feb

Rihanna in a See Through of the Day

Rihanna makes me laugh…

She’s not touring right now, she’s been on vacation for a month…after making what was definitely over 100 million dollars on the road…and now she’s bored…so she’s positioning herself in all the right places…wearing all the right things…like this see through shirt for everyone to see her nipples…because a non-see-through shirt would mean no one would really bother noticing…

She must be fucking annoying to hang out with, a constant “look at me, look at me”…”look at what I can do with my vagina”…that is hard to hate…but after a while is just irritating…

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2014

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Slutty in the Snow for her Birthday of the Day

Rihanna is such a versatile performer…who can take her slutty half naked exhibitionist antics from the beach, to the apartment, to the hotel room and now to the fucking snowy winter mountain resort…because when you’re committed to crying for attention…you make that shit happen…and for someone who allegedly started her career as a child prostitute in Barbados…to being a hundred million dollar a year popstar puppet…posting bikini pics…is hardly that big of a deal…especially considering I like looking at bikini pics…and so do you…

Rihanna can be slutty in all seasons…that’s my kind of talent…far more interesting than her average at best singing and dancing..

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2014

19

Feb

Rihanna Sucks in Vogue of the Day

Rihanna kinda set the bar to always be naked in videos…instagram…etc…that when she does vogue in costumes like this..where she’s not spread eagled and fisting herself…like she does..it’s a total fucking downer…and if anything makes her seem as boring as she probably is…

I prefer my Rihanna slutty.

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2014

17

Feb

Rihanna’s Sturdy Legs and Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna can’t just sit still and enjoy her time off…she’s like one of her songs, just constantly pounding in my fucking face everywhere I go…and I’m not complaining because she’s a slut about it..not that posing in a bikini or topless is really slutty, but when you don’t really need to be doing it because you make 100,000,000 dollars a year, it’s gratuitous and because you like it…which I guess to me is the definition of slut…giving it out for free…but I’m not a hater, I love sluts…they make life more interesting than if everyone was just a hooker…and if more hookers would start working for free once they made it…the world would be a better place…it’s some philanthropy shit…

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2014

12

Feb

Rihanna Topless for Instagram of the Day

I guess this is for a shoot – or just another cry for attention – but whatever it is – it’s Rihanna topless on the internet strategically for her fans – even though she would get just as much love clothed…it’s to feel good in her empty sad daddy issue always feeling inadequate even after making it soul …that’s it..

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2014

31

Jan

Rihanna and Shakira’s Lesbianism of the Day

Rihanna and Shakira did some kind of Collab video…and it looks pretty lesbian because Rihanna is pretty lesbian…because being pretty lesbian gets people to notice…and getting people to notice makes Rihanna feel like she matters…especially now that she’s got hundreds of millions of dollars…all eyes on her is all that she cares about..and like a college girl who never went to college knows…cuddle up to a girl…and people fucking notice…Rihanna may not have it all figured out…but she’s doing something right…and I guess that’s what happens when you grow up a child hooker…

What it comes down to is that this video came out yesterday night and already has 4,000,000 views…that’s some heavy shit…powerful bitches….coming together to make you all come and to make them, and their team of execs a lot of money…leveraging each other’s fan base…

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2014

28

Jan

Rihanna’s In a Bikini on Instagram OMG! of the Day

The best thing about Rihanna posting bikini pics to her instagram is that I have made this shit a daily feature and people get so fucking mad at me about it because I am buying into her bullshit and giving her attention she craves…all you racist haters….don’t like a black booty in a bikini…because it is over exposed and too rich…but remember it’s still ghetto as shit.

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