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2017

20

Jul

Christina Milian Nipple of the Day

I don’t even know if I am looking at a nipple or not…I am just gonna assume that I am…because it makes my day feel like it has more purpose…than when I do posts that don’t involve nipple…not because I think nipples are this sacred thing or that I can even jerk off to a nipple like I was 12 years old….but because I figure looking at a picture of Christina Milian only matters with nipples…

She confuses me because she’s a one hit wonder turned knocked up sugar baby, turned credited song writer who gets paid..but still whores herself the hell out….which is so crazy….but girls are girls are girls.

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2017

20

Jul

Bella Hadid Titties in Kendall Jenner Face of the Day

Bella Hadid posted a pictures of her shoving her tit in Kendall Jenner’s face because of #illuminati.

This is how these rich girls conceptualize their world takeover and thank each other for helping each other trick the world into thinking they are relevant…because apparently they are…..

It’s a little “titties in your face, we won at life, cuz our parents are rich and our siblings paved the way for us, all thanks to your help BFF”…

Pretty garbage, but still a tits…

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2017

20

Jul

Hilary Duff Does Bathing Suit Booty Stunts in Canada of the Day

Hilary Duff is in Canada, maybe she’s filming her, maybe she’s at the family cottage in northern Ontario because her baby’s grand parents are billionaires who own the trashy nationwide furniture store, allowing for the good life up in nature, and really who cares about any of that, I’m more into her thick mom ass doing handstands and dives, like some kind of slutty circus freak, showing off the dance moves her mom made her learn as a kid before going to auditions in Hollywood…

I am a fan.

Her feet are somewhere in these videos for you real pervs…

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2017

20

Jul

Elsa Hosk is Obsess with Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Elsa Hosk has a fucking hard on for Victoria’s Secret. All her posts are Victoria’s Secret this and Victoria’s Secret that. We get it…they gave her the stamp of approval, told her she’s good enough after she likely whined to everyone in her way, since it was a dream of hers, pictures on her vision board, something she’d fight as hard as she can fight to get in there….

I guess they probably pay her for this, or maybe she works for them for free because it gives her all kinds of other work and credibility….but before VS she was just a titty model…who got naked for editiorials for free and at 27…when Candice was pregnant, they needed a stand in and she made the cut….because it’s never too late to live your dreams or some shit….or to get in panties on the internet…

Elsa Hosk – Was at an Event in a Bra Top

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

20

Jul

Alexis Ren is Seductive and has 10 Million Followers of the Day

Alexis Ren hit 10 million followers … all she’s got going for her really…which is why she’s so fucking excited about the 10 million mark…this shit means she will continue to get paid as 10 million followers is a lot…I am sure it has a lot to do with her ridiculous body, her shameless softcore porno approach….even showing nipples last week…because people are perverts…men and women alike and they love porn…but that’s still 10 million people to potentially sell product to..and as the Kardashians have proved…big brands don’t mind endorsing porn stars if the pornstars can convert sales..

I don’t know if Alexis Ren is that person, if she has the power to make me buy lip plumper, or to jack up my face with injections to look like a muppet, in what is so fucking weird, like ugly Armenian girls making a world of white girls want to look like them…what kind of illuminati shit is that…

That’s like an obese woman telling all the skinny girls to be fat and all the skinny girls becoming fat because DONUTS are good…which I guess is also happening in society…

Weird times, but at least Alexis Ren and her jacked up tits one of her daddy’s bought her look tight bodied enough for 10 million people to love her enough to click FOLLOW…on Instagram…and app I hope dies a terrible death..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

20

Jul

Celine Dion Freaking Me Out of the Day

Celine Dion is a Quebec / Canada success story that I am sure all the slutty french girls who have anal on the first date that doesn’t need to be a first date look to – maybe even worship – like they have some kind of shrine set up in their houses – because she is the only thing that has crawled out of the chain smoking, cheap beer drinking, poutine filled trailer park they all get teen pregnant in….

She made it…and all it took was fucking a 40 year old Lebanese man at 14….after he mortgaged his house and got a divorce for you….

It’s really the only way.

This is for vogue and it’s creepy as fuck…good way to start the day…never…

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2017

19

Jul

Bella Thorne Bikini Top of the Day

Bella Thorne was at the club getting cummed on her bra top like a little dirtbag that she is….thanks to her dad dying when she was young…and her mom whoring her out to the media…before she whored herself out to the social media as it is more empowering that way….

She’s an EDM act now, so we’ll be seeing a lot more of her GOGO Dancing…and that body…which is good to look at, even if annoying to listen to talk…

I am a fan….but not really…I am indifferent about all young tight bodies….they are all kind of the same….because none of them are fucking me…

This one is Fucking a Kardashian..amongst other people I’m sure….life.

The good news is that I’ve known ravers over the years, I would go to raves and see all these drugged up idiots dance, while I drank booze I smuggled in the DJs record bag….so I know…it rarely ends well…but while they are dancing, medicated, retards…it’s slutty, wild, and amazing…before it becomes mental issues and smoking crack…so take it in…

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2017

19

Jul

January Jones Single Mother Tits of the Day

January Jones was one of the original, or more recent celebrities to be knocked up by some kind of sperm donor of sort….who I assume is a rich connected Hollywood dude with a wife…who sends her monthly checks…but could also be a variety of people she’s ashamed of or just doesn’t know who the dad is because these bitches are whore.s..so lets look at her single mother tits…like we do at the strip club..

In recent days – disgusting Mindy Kaling is pregnant with no baby daddy, Jennifer Lawrence puked at a play and thus is pregnant with no baby daddy, Jessica Alba announced her pregnancy, that may not be with her baby daddy since she sleeps around, and I’m sure other people are pregnant too…I’m just too lazy to google…and they are just too lazy to get that abortion.

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

19

Jul

Old Lady Aniston Still Doing the Titty Thing of the Day

Old Lady Aniston who wears slutty outfits from the 90s because those were the glory days for nipples….and is too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess she might as well milk those nipples, not literally cuz no one will ever knock her up, but figuratively, because she’s either 50 or pushing 50 and there’s not all that much time left in them to be interesting to look at, unless you’re like me and love seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool, beach or wherever they are, not because they are hot, but because you know how much experienced those tits are

Still nipples…

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2017

19

Jul

Joy Corrigan in a Bikini of the Day

Joy Corrigan is Miami’s own South Florida dream with a ridiculous body and huge fake tits – who gets enough catalog work to secure some rich Miami friends to date..

She must be pretty fucking excited that it is SWIM WEEK…the FASHION WEEK OF SWIM…because she gets to show the actual models around, you know to her stomping grounds, a local….who no one takes the Miami Based models as serious as the New York Based models…MODEL WARS….

Whether they are low level garbage catalog girls too scared to make the move, or over paid trash, they look good half naked in bikinis, that’s why they get paid by people and boyfriends, and that’s what matters…

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Posted in:Joy Corrigan|SFW

2017

19

Jul

TARAFYING REID of the Day

My brain doesn’t think in PUNS but I know that I hate buns whenever I realize someone is using a PUN….I think “why the fuck is that retard making that stupid fucking PUN”… only after I catch onto the PUN…because my name doesn’t even recognize most PUNS…which is why I was both so proud and so mad at myself in a KNOW my enemy kind of way dropping what I’m sure I’ve heard on other sites or in the media when reference TARA REID…maybe it was on some social media bullshit or TINDER where the bitch named TARA called herself TARAFYING….but in this case…the TARA is actually terrifying, not just some drunk college girl at some bikini EDM party in her profile pics, who thinks she’s terrifying because she gets drunk and fucks dudes off tinder…but terrifying in that she’s a living fucking horror movie…a tribute to that dude who just died that made Night of the Living Dead….a zombie…half dead…and it has and always will be porn to me…

Maybe it’s her wonky tit job, her skinny frame, but I think it’s her commitment to the party when she had a solid career going for her…WEIRDOS…

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Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2017

18

Jul

Lily Rose Depp is my Favorite of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is freshly 18 and I find her amazing…making her…my favorite…which I guess would be seen as perverted since I am an old fucking man…but the law is on my side, plus rich kids grow up faster than other kids thanks to their life of being exposed to dad’s cocaine at 5.

All the other fame whores slutting out on social media just have nothing on this one…they are boring, uninteresting, repetitive, trash….who I am sure this one is an entitled, garbage human…but cute and stylish and potentially braless for social media existence…and for that, coupled with her dad being a crazy person who has been around forever, and their private Bahama island…she’s good.

She was recently house shopping in a dress braless so I’ll just post those up again…..

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Rat Cow in a Bikini of the Day

Earlier today, someone sent me some photoshoot of Rat Cow in a jacket with no top on – because she’s a shameless softcore pornstar who produces low level erotica that is very hard to jerk off to – especially when you are impotent….

I told him that I would only promote Rat Cow if it was in 5 years and I stumbled upon her backpages account because that’s where I find sex..

I guess I lied….because she’s shamelessly doing staged paparazzi pics as part of her angle and strategy and it’s bananas…because it works…even though she barely does…she commands high prices and gets paid thanks to the world being morons unable to distinguish a whore from “TALENT”….

Well, here she is in a bikini, because she’s good manipulator…but not that good…this fake friend set up is hilarious as we know she has no friends for a fact but MORE importantly…look at that aging ass…it is melting away, now I know she’s not known for her ass, but STILL…it’s getting dimply and dumpy and that alone is hilarious because girl cant even commit to the gym to work out to be the sex pot who never quite hit….seriously…

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Here she is click-baiting like the bait-ass trick she is…click click click….in a bra…busty and not as bad as she is at her core..

Here she is in ALLURE…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger’s Nipple Grabbing Dick of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger has such a broken down face – but how good are these shameless pics for the paparazzi of her rubbing some gay dude dick – who I assume fucks her because she’s got a dick and is a man not that gay dudes historically like trannies, trannies are more designed for straight dudes who are confused or closet cases….

He’s probably one of her back-up dancers, on some K-Fed Shit, might as well suck it up and fuck her ass like she’s a dude because this is a good life…a real good life…she’s rich for being a mainstream stripper…WEIRD.

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Real good…that’s how good they are…

Here’s her nipple…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

Halle Berry so naughty – posting blurry bikini pics that are probably from 3 decades ago…

Even if they are from today, who the fuck cares, she’s old, expired, forgotten and the world doesn’t need the whitest black person that the jewish investors feel comfortable investing into…that would be cultural appropriation shit…

But she’s still in a bikini and I can stare at that…I don’t have anything else going on…..just stare at the exploitative hack…you know….in a bikini….looking counter culture from her WHITE PRIVILEGE

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