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Archive for the SFW Category

2017

24

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Fitness of the Day

Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot – because she killed John Ritter on set of her first sitcom….as a sacrificial lamb that created her 100 million dollar a year contract for the nerd show she plays the hot girl – despite being 40…cuz nerds are easy to please….

8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but rule number 3 is watch yourself if she’s the kind of girl that craves fame and attention….cuz you’ll be the first to be eliminated…and she’ll justify it by “dad’s aren’t supposed to do that”…in this incest hating society…

She posted these fitness pics, looking good to me…cuz I’m simple like her career marketing hustle…and like old ladies with implants…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Lindsay Lohan in Bathrooms with Friends of the Day

Lindsay Lohan in bathrooms with friends….and the only Lohan bathroom story I have is when I hung out with her – one time in my life – a while ago – around the start of her collapse – which was the single greatest day of my life – but probably not of her life as she knew the end was near…

Well, she locked herself in the bathroom with a friend I ended up sharing a cab home with, and came out an hour later…at around 4 in the morning…rockin’ out…girl was in Pajama pants singing and dancing and it was glorious because you see…she was in there doing her medicine and it really brought her to life…creepily but still iconic…so seeing her in the bathroom, with a snap filter instead of her botox face filter is nice…

But seeing her in this weirdo shoot…is better…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Alexis Knapp Photoshoot of the Day

Alexis Knapp is apparently an actress from Pitch Perfect. I don’t recognize her, but that’s probably because I’m too busy jerking off to Academy Award nominated girl with the weird mouth, I can’t remember her name….Kendrick…yeah Anna Kendrick….

Not that being in movies actually matters, she’s on instagram and she’s got big tits, and like all girls, she realizes – POST TIT PICS IN FASHION TYPE PHOTOSHOOTS like a hipster…and people will care…

Put the bitch in an Airstream and use FILM and holy fuck…brains explode everywhere…such high concept…bullshit that’s just bullshit….but tits make it all ake sense!!

Posted in:Alexis Knapp|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Joanna Krupa Panty Flash of the Day

Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker but likes getting people talking about her…I guess it feels good to her soul for people to talk about you.

Because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered, before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star and some other bullshit that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world but matters in her own ridiculous, fluffy, shallow, money grubbing, panty flashing for attention life…

She looks good for a devil womam….

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Charisma Carpenter By the Pool of the Day

When you’re shooting pics of an old bitch…throw her in the pool – the light and water will distort her enough – to appear like she’s standing behind some foggy shower door….you know hotter through filters…

That’s not to say Charisma Carpenter needs a filter, she’s fit and maintaining at 40….because what else is some unemployed cunt who was in one show do…

Here’s her workout…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Selena Gomez May Have Nipples of the Day

Selena Gomez is apparently showing nipples in this IG video – because she wants you to know that The Weeknd, despite being black, didn’t steal her nipple like he stole her “purity”….and more importantly her nipple hasn’t been bit off but LUPUS she’s dying of…

She’s a whiner, annoys me, runs off to rehab because her famous and rich life isn’t easy enough for her. She’s got teams of people who suck up to her, friends who use her, her parents who exploited her, and she isn’t that hot or talented – but people love her, and she exists, and apparently has nipples and she wants you to know it…and that’s about the extent of it…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Demi Lovato’s Big Tits of the DAy

Body Positive Demi Lovato keeps on showcasing her tits….which I would say is sexualizing her tits…or drawing attention to her tits…that is on her body positive kick, you know she’s positive her body can garner some attention towards her social media…to give her that feeling of relevance… but probably more her way of saying “eat what you want, don’t wear make-up girls, you can all be sexy, it is empowering but just show tit, guys like that”….

Keep up the political campaign…

Her caption: “No filter no edit, love your body the way it is”

Reality – she’s feeling good about herself and knows her angles…and the love your body the way it is is just her pandering or talking down to fat chicks while trying to pretend to be down to earth and relatable…as if any of her fans looked like this, they’d probably be body positive too. So bullshit.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Katy Perry Erotica of the Day

That’s all I have to say about that….

Oh and here’s a video of her spitting up Starbucks that Starbucks probably paid for…

That’s it.

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Jessica Simpson still has fat tits..

Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits…

Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits….

She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size…

I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit….

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2017

21

Apr

These Kim K Pics Freak me Out of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a terrifying human being that should theoretically be taken out back and shot, but I am not quite sure she’d die, because she’s a fucking demon….possibly not human…but more a Ryan Seacrest animatronic designed to speak to the retard public and tip them off on really weirdly shaped bodies, overly produced plastic surgery faces, while selling them garbage they don’t need….for no real reason…not even her porn was that good…yet she exists…and more than just existing…people still find entertainment in her mindless retard nonsense….and like buying what she buys…

She’s the first tranny in the family, but this new body, LIPO to shit…weird.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Bella Thorne Twerk Dance of the Day

Bella Thorne is twerking and you should all watch – because that’s the whole reason she put it out there…an innocent 19 year old starlet booking movies because of social media success….doing some twerking…you know like a low level stripper…grinding up on shit….that you wish was your face…because if you’re gonna fantasize about dirty daddy / little girl fetishes – you might as well do it with a well paid starlet everyone wants a piece of….I’ll take the clit…or anus…or really anything…like a lock of her hair…because I am romance…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Tight Dress of the Day

I didn’t know Rosie Huntington-Whitely was pregnant, but she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t keep up to speed on a hot model who gets topless, despite being all fancy with her UK accent, like a trash can glamour girl, but instead a top model, who dates celebrities as a hot model, who I guess is now old – because she’s been around forever- hence the whole pregnancy….

Because I am not a creepy enough fan boy with nothing better to do than obsess over the bitch in transformers who replaced megan fox…even though I really have nothing better to do with my time than obsess over her…I just choose not to..

Ready to drop fantasties rarely exist in my world…unless it’s finding out the bitch I just came in is pregnant with another dude so that we safe….

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is getting low level bikini modeling work since being fired from Victoria’s Secret for having interracial babies…

The magical thing in her low level bikini modeling work is that these pics are interchangeable with the work she did for VS all those years…because all this shit is the fucking same level of boring – but still a Dutch mom in a bikini – YAY….what would we do if another bikini company didn’t exist..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Christie Brinkley Granny Tits of the Day

Christie Brinkley is a freak of nature, and by nature, I mean she’s a vapid, vain, image conscious model, who hasn’t allowed herself to get fat, but has allowed herself to get the best hair and make-up, as well as BOTOX and other cosmetic procedures, because she’s not fooling me…there’s still a grey and dead pussy under this smoke and mirrors…

I am all for everyone being robot, freaks of nature, thanks to modern science and cosmetic procedures, because I like to judge the book by the cover, I like to think the surface is more important than the substance inside, and I figure women are all sugar baby hookers regardless of what they look like, so they might as well look good doing it.

Right. Right. I always like wanting to fuck creepy zombie women pushing 100 years old looking like this. It’s magical – or as magical as magical is – all trickery sent from the devil…

Either way, let’s celebrate how she is outlining what is important…Always look your best girls…with your freaky model smile…..that you can’t stop giving because you’re sewed up that way…

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Posted in:Christie Brinkley|SFW

2017

20

Apr

Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples of the Day

Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head….

Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School…

Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public…

I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”…

The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW