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2017

12

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Nipple Pasty for Some Bullshit of the Day

Hailey Baldwin nipple pasty in a fur coat

Hailey Baldwin is some Stephen Baldwin that stuck to a uterus before he became a preacher to deal with his addictions – you know Jesus is the remedy to all self involved dickheads with drug, booze and sex addictions because they found some fame riding some coattails, and that fame was enough for push everywhere to want to be fucked by him, leading to whatever the fuck this little slut is…

I know she spins it as a model, and I know she gets paid as an “influencer”….because she has social media reach…and I know she gets paid alot because she can command a lot from riding the coattails…making her “relevant” enough for brands…but I call bullshit…

She’s just another rich kid with connected parents leveraging for her ego…a spoiled brat, lazy and uninteresting, not even that hot…and now showing nipple pasty because she’s edgy…or wants to be edgy and has no idea what edgy is thanks to being raised in a fucking bubble..

The fact these idiots are followed or praised or paid is offensive to me…

So many more deserving people, more creative, more interesting, more fun, not just weirdo rich kids staring at their iphones with their social following their only value…

Garbage Humans….they offer nothing to the world – not even good jerk off material..

I blame Zuckerberg for creating these idiots.

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2017

12

Sep

Liz Hurley Doesn’t Stop the Bikini of the Day

Liz Hurley is a pretty thisty attention seeking older lady – who like Pam Anderson probably really puts a lot of importance on her looks and doesn’t like to be reminded of how old and haggard she is – by being exposed to younger prettier girls – unless those girls can be sacrificed and their virgin (as if anyone is a virgin) blood drank in efforts to find a new aging remedy….you know this botox face injection shit can only go so far…eventually it will require some artist or 3D Animator used to making claymation to build them out….

Sugar babies of the 90s, turned people of their own, moms and money grubbing, bikini empires, and now bikini selfies…for social media because the body is there, hell she’d die before being fat sloppy pig…it just won’t happen..Liz Hurley won’t let it….

More women should be this vapid, vain and disciplined.

Liz Hurley in a frilly pink bikini

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Selena Gomez See Through Dress…Kinda…of the Day

Selena Gomez and her mangled face injected to offset the steroid puffiness of her chronic illness…LUPUS that may kill her but probably won’t kill her, but should kill her..because she’s annoying and has lived enough of a life, a better life than most, and is no good for the future generation even if her new angle is doing good for the future generation through charities that probably scam – where she can fake cry – she is an actress afterall – well trained by disney…and other bullshit political stances because she has a voice…use it….you know when not fucking big black Canadian cock, or more interestingly….going to Rehab because she can’t handle her privileged rich kid life…

Now I know, no matter what she says or does publicly, that she’s the worst spoiled, excessive troll around….

And here she is in a shitty see through dress for fashion because that’s another scene she’s got her hands in…cuz she likes money.

Gross humans…pretending to not be gross humans…TROLLS…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Rumer Willis Whip-Its baby of the Day

Rumer Willis bent over in a black bikini

Someone reminded me that in 2012 Demi Moore collapsed when on whip-its, which are basically like Poppers, you know that kill your brain cells and make anal sex more pleasurable…it was big in the gay scene of the 90s, I know because I know gays, and not because I was there, but if I ever needed to get fucked up the ass for the sake of paying my rent, I’d do Whip-Its before getting to work….apparently, it makes life easier…just ask Demi Moore…

I guess what I am getting at is that she has a handful of retard looking babies, and she’s not “terrible looking” herself, I mean she was “hot” enough to get work in the 80s and 90s and exist, and Bruce Willis was deemed a “stud” in movies, having retard babies don’t make sense genetically..it isn’t supposed to happen…so I can only assume that a 60 year old doing Whip-Its in 2012, was 30 year old doing who the fuck knows what in 1985 when Rumer was created…unless they found her in a field in Montanna in an alien pod and decided to raise her as their own because they had the resources…WHO REALLY KNOWS…

But the good news is the plastic surgery mom, got the daughter into plastic surgery and although still potato headed, looks better than ever, tight body and all…and she’s in a bikini…on vacation…I feel like I posted these last week…but I’ll post them again, since I can never have too much RUMER WILLIS erotica….even if you argue that one RUMER willis erotical is more than enough…

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Bella Hadid is Filming Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Bella Hadid posted an asshole picture to her social media….because she’s a shameless whore who loves and craves and needs attention..partially due to being an ugly faced rich kid no one cared about to being the rich kid everyone cares about…and we aren’t sure why…but maybe it has something to do with her putting her asshole out on the internet…coupled with her sister’s fame, her reality star mom’s fame, her dad’s fucking models fame, her Jenner friend fame….and I guess her fame…but I will never admit they are relevant…or even hot…they are a Lie…all a FUCKING lie…and her face is weird…so stick to the asshole..like all the rich guys trying to not knock you up – face injection girl…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day

Wendy Williams in a black bikini

I always thought Wendy Williams was a man….

I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini…

I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird….

Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….

I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR….

This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it.

IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King….

IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE…

Posted in:SFW|Wendy WIlliams

2017

11

Sep

Jessica Alba See Thru / Nipple / Pregnant Mom Tit of the Day

Jessica Alba in a see through bra

Jessica Alba wore a mesh bra under her tank top…a mesh bra that was exposed when her tank top was strategically pulled out of the way, showing the world her mom tit, that I am assuming is still a pregnant tit, because I remember she announced that she was pregnant – but don’t really keep track of her cycles or remember when that was…

I just know that this tit was golden tit we all wanted to see 20 years ago..and now it’s just whatever tit, trying to keep up in the tit game, because everyone shows tit, even if it’s not at its tit best, but it is still Alba Tit….

I like how she makes shameless look so casual and “omg how did this tit pic happen”….that’s talent I knew she had but never figured out why she had it.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

Bella Thorne Naked smoking a blunt

Bella Thorne is out of control at New York Fashion week, because for some reason, a reason I call being noisy as fuck and maki

ng sure people know who she is, she’s been generally accepted as a character in pop culture…

You know from a mom who whored her and her sister out to Disney, teaching them the path of whore, supported by social media, giving her a vehicle to whore, generating buzz and following, hell, I post her everyday because I think she’s wonderful…I mean to look at…half naked…her face is trans, her ginger is creepy, and her tits so big, exposed, in a playful way…even though you know she’s into fucking…and has been fucked, and does the fucking…she’s broke…it’s good…

Now she’s doing EDM and people like DIPLO are playing her song, because he’s old, not so out of touch but trying to stay relevant in pop, because he’s made so much stupid money…and lives this wild life….that must be a bit of a joke to him – since it worked out..and he knows he can play anything and the kids will go nuts…

Either way, she was showing off her tits like a good girl…good girl.

Some videos…she self produced….you know to tell her story…the content creator…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Pig Ariel Winter with Guns of the Day

Ariel Winter in short shorts again

Ariel Winter practiced her second amendment right to carry arms as an American…because why not…or because I guess she’s trying to be menacing in that she doesn’t want to be fucked with and will take action…

Or maybe she doesn’t want the farmer to slaughter her, so she’s packing heat, this evolution thing is real..soon the Monkeys will rule the world…with the help of the pigs…because pigs are known to be pretty smart…

Whether she’s a pig or human hybrid or not…she’s clearly got mental issues from being exploited by her mom…so this will end interestlingly…

Haters gonna Hate and She’s Gonna Kill…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow is naked in a mud bath

Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst..

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Rihanna Monster Tits of the Day

Rihanna has massive tits in a gucci fanny pack

Fat Rihanna has some perks…like monster tits…

That’s about all I have to say about that…

I mean…

You know Rihanna, you know her deal, you know she was rumored to be a child prostitute in barbados…before being celebrated by barbados and now you need to know…she’s got monster tits…the one perk of spending your money on food, and obviously Carribbean genetics pre-disposed to being obese…

I like this look…I like my black women well fed…

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Elizabeth Turner Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Turner in a yellow bikini

Elizabeth Turner is some aspiring instagram tits that I don’t think have really broke through in the modeling world, but that at one point in time were just graduated from some Ivy league school, the porn school, DUKE or some shit….and she started her hustle..with her big tits, and tall enough, All American looks, moving to LA, signing an Agency, and all that…desperate enough to email me or have someone email me to post on her…only to realize that was a bad idea and that she could do better…now in Hawaii doing Hawaiian things in a bikini…all busty…and All American..and I don’t find her that hot, she doesn’t blow me away, I don’t think she deserves real fame our success, but she’s got a lot of instagram followers and big tits and that’s all that matters in this world we live in…

Question…where is her sex tape? Her Nudes..this bikini shit is dull.

Posted in:Elizabeth Turner|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Nipples at the Harper’s Bazaar Icons Party of the Day

It’s New York Fashion week, which means all these losers who think they are important come together for some bullshit, wearing silly outfits, feeling exclusive, perpetuating an industry of overpriced rags, that are made in factories, that people can’t afford, that increase our carbon footprint, and that distract from real issues….it’s idiotic…people paying thousands for pollution generating fabrics…ridiculous…

What the fuck is a “Fashion Icon” anyway…it’s bullshit…they call Kendall Jenner a Fashion ICON…fuck you FAKE NEWS…THIS SHIT DOESN’T MATTE…

BUT tits matter and tits happened at Harper’s Bazaar had an event that the theme was see through dresses – since bitches brought out the tits….

Like

Elsa Hosk…

Chelsea Leyland –

Leomie Anderson

Daphne Groeneveld

Carol Alt…

Anna Cleveland

VICTORIA JUSTICE ATTEMPTED THE SEE THROUGH – BUT WASN’T REALLY READY TO TAKE THE PLUNGE

And Adriana Lima….hid the nipples but brought the cleavage..

Same with Karlie Kloss….

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Posted in:Fashion Week|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Tara Reid’s New Movie of the Day

Andy The Talking Hedgehog with Tara Reid

Tara Reid and Dean Cain, who you may remember as “Superman”…are in the movie of their lifetimes…

It’s always nice to see what famous people from the past keeping busy…by starring in the worst possible movie ever and the fact that this movie even exists should make anyone who has ever thought “I want to make a movie” kill themselves for not making the movie…as clearly there are no real standards or requirements to fill the straight to Netflix / Amazon Prime market of “FEED PEOPLE MORE CRAP”…”people like hedgehogs, let’s make it a movie, you know with one who talks”…..

The name of this movie fucking kills me…and I bet…Tara Reid wins an Oscar for her role, at least she will think she did, thanks to being so medicated…right…RIGHT…right…

I love seeing things that were once so wonderful turn to such shit…I am talking to you Tara Reid…but I guess the amazing thing with her is that she’s managed to not die…when through her years of partying…she was expected to die…good times…

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2017

11

Sep

Ashley Tisdale has Tit of the Day

Ashley Tisdale in an orange bikini looking for Irma

I don’t know where Ashley Tisdale got a tit from, but it sure makes her broken down plastic surgery face look a lot better, the wife and not yet a mother, who lied about her age for the sake of Disney not casting 26 year olds in High School musical movies that raped the souls of children everywhere, who is now in her mid 30s, still looks good from behind…and from the neck down, and really all women age like shit, the body is what matters…especially when you’re fuckin’ them from behind…so as much as I mocked her and her bad surgeries to look cute…I was always a believer in her fitness and her body being key to her success, relevance….future…faces just don’t matter..even when they are ugly….and Tisdale is the proof….I guess…I mean only her creepy fans actually care about her..but her body’s ok..and that is what matters..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW