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2017

17

Feb

Slutty Models at the SI SWIM EVENT of the Day

Got these women are so fucking basic, cheesy, trashy….the pregnant Hannah Davis all filled up with a Derek Jeter herpes baby probably the most interesting…but still not that interesting…live in this bubble where they think what they do matters, is important, is status, and it’s really just fucking dull..

So they get made up, go to events celebrating a magazine release that no one really cares about, thanks to instagram killing the bikini model, and the bikini magazine…thank god…

But I guess social media also killed the internet, the web is dead, this site included so in a lot of ways – I have a lot in common with these women…and for that they should eat my ass…if only I was rich enough…because like all women…they like rich dudes…

Either way….here’s the event arrivals that look like the lamest fucking prom ever…and why are all the models middle aged? Weird…not to mention – they all look fat…

Who cares about their names are – they are all the worst…

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Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated

2017

17

Feb

Ariel Winter – Big – Gross- Everything of the Day

This just in….Ariel Winter…still a dumpy girl you don’t really know why you’re jerking off to but you’re jerking off to because the media has brain washed you to think she’s hot…

I remember trying to fit in in White America as an immigrant and all the guys in my seventh grade class were about this bitch who to this day looks like a mutant burn victim…and I just couldn’t fuck with it…they’d go on and on about how hot she was…and I’d think “she’s so gross, I must be a faggot or something, because the actual hot chick is the one I’m into, I’d never touch the burn victim”…..only to get me beat up….

I feel like Ariel Winter has a lot of the same situation going on…one guy told another guy she was not hot in a loud bar…and like broken telephone it went viral and everyone was like “that fat chick with the fat tits is hot”…and people started posting and talking about her…creating this…

I look….and don’t understand…yes…big tits..rich…on TV…but the fucking homeless woman always asking me to buy her McDonalds also has huge tits..and I only eat her out because I am disgusting..not because shes hot.

America…you need some perspective and here are her big tits walking…..looking like she’s on her period all the fucking time…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

Brooke Burke Chavet has gone from bikini wearing host of Wild On…to fitness mom with a lifestyle brand other moms who I guess used to watch Wild On, back when they were party sluts, with dreams of being the next Tara Reid, on some perpetual spring break, before turning 25, getting knocked up and fat, with memories of all the gang bangs that happened, before they traded in the bikini for the suburban home…and apparently they go to Brooke Burke, the hustler who turned being a cheesy raging party slut with fake tits and a hot body, into a lifestyle brand thanks to the tabloids, dancing with the stars, and what some would call bottom feeding, but what her bank account calls genius…

And now she’s old…and in a bikini…

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Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Hot Mexican Traffic Cops of the Day

Viva Mexico….the greatest country in the world despite the terrible marketing they get in America, where there people not only give you whites great gardens, great tacos, great cheap labor….and great drugs that they smuggle in…because you know it’s all Mexicos fault…not to mention great Volkswagens, great other cares made in Mexico…and great tits like Salma Hayek….

I’m half Mexican and fucking love all things Mexico…except maybe the cartels, the decapitations etc….but the music, the culture, that Mariachi, the fucking food, the beaches, the women…and the parking traffic enforcers…are fucking perfect…

Viva fucking Mexico…you Sombrero burrito eating white fucks…

Posted in:Mexico|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Nicole Kidman for The Edit of the Day

Nicole Kidman is a robot…it wasn’t just the stepford wife movie, it was real fucking life…thanks to homosexual Tom Cruise and the Scientology billion dollar robot making lab in the basement of the celebrity center where John Travolta gets hand jobs.

She’s in a magazine showing some clevage despite being old…it doesn’t matter because robots can’t die… I saw WALL-E…I know how this shit is…

I’d still stick it in….just to see how dead the vagina feels…provided she was built with a vagina…and not a 12 inch black cock the way Tommy wanted…

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|SFW

2017

17

Feb

Nina Agdal Maximizes for Maxim of the Day

Nina Agdal the retard looking model from Denmark who doesn’t really matter, who barely exists, who was exclusively working for Sports Illustrated swim, taking some fringe jobs from that, using it to market herself to rich dudes, fucking rich dudes…getting more and more followers due to the machine that is SI constantly marketing her, eventually leaving her boyfriend for Leo who cheats on her because she must be around 30 now and it’s time to get going with this locking down the meal ticket…or at least getting pregnant…or at least hanging out with a dude she was a groupie of growing up back in her Euro trash home she’s from…

I dont’ find her hot, she’s looking old and tired, the drinking and party has caught up with her but she’s in MAXIM and that’s brilliant…or as good as it gets….on the downward spiral that is her life…

Garbage retard head…with a hot body…aging, melting, expiring…HOT…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Dressed Like a Man for Vogue Russia of the Day

IRINA SHAYK AND BRAD COOPER WERE ON THE BEACH IN MALIBU ….but the highlight picture is her picking her pregnant ass that I can assume is bothering her fat pregnant soon to be destroyed body….maybe because she’s actually eating food now, she can let loose and fatten up…or maybe it’s hemorrhoids…or a bad wipe…it could be that he just fucks her ass because it reminds him of his gay years…and they don’t want the dick to pound against little baby retirement plan’s head…WHO KNOWS….

What I do know is that I don’t have a pregnancy fetish, I find it vile, disgusting, not human even if it is the basis and foundation of humanity….not all moms are unfuckable after the pregnancy, their pussies get sewn back together so not necessarily as easy to fist as you’d want when fucking a mom…but they are still moms, with kids, burdens Irina’s staff will handle..

She was one of the hottest, plastic surgery ridden Russians…making it in America through sex work…high end sex work…and who knows where she will go from here…other than the bank…

Here she is in some Vogue Russia shoot dressed like a dude for you closet cases…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Picking Her Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is really committed to showing people that she’s more than just a set of big sloppy tits on a small frame – thanks to genetics, hormones in the food, growing up in Florida…while her dad was a tax evader in the Bahamas….and the tits are massive, usually due to implants, and these could be implants, just the sloppiest fucking implants ever, not that you can tell from these pics..because she’s on this kick for diversity…to show the world that her tits that barely made her famous, as no one actually cares about her, aren’t all she has to offer…she also has places you can fuck….like assholes and vaginas…and rich guys are into it…so you should be too…..

It doesn’t really take away from her average at best face, and is a reminder that she is really just a set of tits in a world where people are obsessed with tits…which allows her to exist in this world…sexualizing herself…..for low level fame…like most girls, even the ones who pretend to be feminists do…

All this to say…I don’t really know what Charlotte McKinney is or trying to be…but I’ll post any ass picking pics…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

Very Important Bella Hadid and her ugly troll face…that is celebrated as being a model…because the industry is a fucking lie…they are just a bunch of insecure idiots who try hard to be exclusive and cool…which in and of itself is not exclusive or cool…but that’s just the way the Fashion industry is…the people who get into it are just a bunch of groupies, underpaid…but with access to fancy events where they can feel important at…even if they are insignificant…

So the second they see a bitch with millions of followers, while they want millions of followers, so that they don’t have to be low level PR people or media buyers or whatever the fuck is casting this bitch in their shoots…only because she’s got a rich family, a famous sister, a marketing team that has pretended they are important…and the fucking industry perpetuates them….

The only I like about her is that I know one day she will die…I’ve said that about Beyonce and other people…and it’s true…

I hate this young “it” people movement…it’s like something the Kardashians shat out….these people are fucking garbage…remember that…no matter how much money they make…or who participates in their nonsense…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Alexis Ren in Bikinis of the Day

Alexis Ren is a scammy instagram model who isn’t that hot, but has a great thin body, is in a bikini and on the beach in great settings, she has a fake boyfriend she is scamming with, who pretends to be all masculine and in love with her, like a romance novel cover, and people buy into the dream, because of their own empty lives, and it’s clever tactics for such young egos trying to find their hook…

She’s part of an old story…Blue Lagoon and she’s Brooke Shields…giving a lot of really depressing people with no taste, no concept of quality, who follow her because she’s living the dream in a bikini – and it makes no sense to me….yet it is happening, she’s making a million a year…off nothing…really nothing…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Erotica Set to a Mother Teresa Quote – Weird – of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her tits…in lingerie set to a Mother Teresa Quote:

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that strength lies.” -Mother Teresa

I find that really fucking weird behavior, disturbing even…not because I am a religious man, not because I believe in Jesus, or even because I think that this picture is that bad, or non-catholic…but I wonder if Mother Teresa was thinking of Lindsay Lohan ever in her career as the Saint she became – saving dying children…which I guess Lohan can relate to thanks to no childhood, being exploited by her parents and the AIDS….but Lohan would make it about herself…to perpetuate some bullshit agenda…and she’s crazy so it makes sense…

What makes more sense is staring at her tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Mariah Carey is So Fucking Weird of the Day

Mariah Carey is so fucking weird….

She put out these Bathtub pics of herself….with her massive tits out -because she knows that her tits are her friends…her singing voice got her here but the tits are keeping her around in a world that love tits….

But I just think this is further proof of how crazy she is, memories of the pre-baby making break down she had, because having this kind of money and people coddling her, her narcissism, her ego, everything….then giving her access to her social media….makes for some real weirdness…and I like weird.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Josephine Skriver in a Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a mutant, or a genetically modified human thanks to a billion dollar company investing in a Gay Biologist’s narcissistic quest to make the perfect woman out of his DNA…in a country where that kind of thing was legal..it is good for business…create the model, own the model, instead of using a model they find in some country…this one is great..they may have even made her without menstrual function – so she can work 30 days a month…awesome science….

You probably don’t care about Josephine Skriver, or know her story, you are more into her tits…or body, which is great…and being rented to some other bikini company by VS, because you need to recoup your investment on creating her in the lab with her gay father….

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Getting Fucked Proper Nipple of the Day

Selena Gomez got out of Rehab all refreshed, linked up with her boyfriend The Weeknd, who she was probably with before being crazy, something I believe because his Photographer, someone who shot for stepGIRLS…TRUE STORY…CANADA!! has been traveling with her for the last 6 months of the tour before the breakdown…that probably wasn’t even a breakdown…but had to be packaged as a break down to get insurance to cover the shows she cancelled…who cares…

She’s thinner, her face looks fixed up and filled up, she looks refreshed, and all it too was a big dick slamming the fuck out of her while singing love songs….and her nipple hard and ready to be sucked by her man….

My favorite thing about these celebrity relationships is that they all cheat on each other – because there is just too much pussy available for you to fuck…and it’s hard to turn down hot pussy that’s less annoying than broken Selena Gomez, who’s really just good for marketing, so you gotta keep her around….all these psychos…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

16

Feb

Nicki Minaj Slut on Instagram of the Day

Nicki Minaj is posting weird erotica to her social media – because she likes attention…

When looking at Nicki Minaj, provided you don’t find it too disgusting to look at, because it is pretty fucking disgusting….you have to keep in mind that this trash was training to be an actress at some NYC acting school….pretty white washed and her whole career was an audition for the character they created…the record label and industry wanted to take Lady Gaga’s lead and try to target the urban market….sure that turned into her pretending to be a hood bitch, on hooks for rap songs, cashing in…and then her fat self, that probably never got male attention, started jacking herself up…with surgeries, fake asses, to really live the part…but she’s a phoney…a fake…and everything about her is fake…a hack…making that money because that’s all that matters in America…you don’t need integrity if you get paid..

Well, here she is continuing her weird marketing efforts to stay “hot”…or whatever she is….I’m sure she doesn’t know – but here’s slutty pics of her.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW