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2015

29

May

Cruel Intentions Reunion Picture of the Day

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I don’t know why Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like she’s got a mouth full of nuts – getting ready to hibernate for the winter…in this Reese Witherspoon / Selma Blair Cruel intentions reunion…that is more a couple of girls running into each other in LA, because they all run in the same circles….

I also don’t know why the fat one from Cruel Intentions, who seduced and knocked up the main dude, ended up as the Oscar winning, billion dollar actress, while the other two just sort of fizzled out…

More importantly, I don’t know why I am posting Cruel Intention reunion that is hardly a reunion but may be a meeting to do the redux – thanks to craving money….considering I never even saw the original…

But I do know that virgin loser dudes everywhere love the shit, and more importantly that you’re virgin losers who love the shit, and I figure why not give you something you’re pathetic life can get excited about…

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2015

29

May

Man Pushes Woman in Canal and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Tasered in Reno

Fat Kid Freaks the Fuck Out…

Classroom Brawl

Theif of the Day

Fat Boy Fail…

Don’t Fuck with the Bouncer

Brazilian Foot Fetish video

Thief of the Day

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2015

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new favorite activity is home wrecking from afar..that’s homewrecking without even knowing the person you are homewrecking….you know getting couples to fight because the girls are sketchy and send me nudes…get busted…even though I’ve never met them…or in this case…know who they are…

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It’s better than my failed pick-up lines….and here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Neveryland Ranch for Sale for a Cool 100 Million…Small Price to Pay to Be Surrounded by the Ghosts of Loss of Innconce
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Girl in Bed…
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Singing Pussy
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Man Spreading is Against the Law…
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Rick Ross VS 50 cent is Hysterical
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Shanina Shaik in Lingerie
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Slut of the Day
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Bob Saget Does Fuller House
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the Most Haunted Places
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Fame Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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River Flood..
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Today in Birthdays
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Food Innovations We Need
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Mirror Selfies!
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Dan Bilzerian for President
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Slow Motion Explosive Oil Fire
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2015

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Telling a 20 year old girl that you used to Jerk off to National Geographic will not only confuse her – but probably end the conversation, because even with her life being exposed to and raised on hardcore fucking porn, she won’t find you jerking off to what she assumes is animals…you see, kids these days have no idea how our plight for tits in the early 80s was limited to Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler…that were next to impossible to get our grubby hands on, but National Geographic…had tribal tits…available in every library…

I don’t know why I find this story fascinating…oh right, cuz I’m old.

Fucking old people…right…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls who Arne’t Wearing Bras
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Kim Kardashian – Whore Mountain
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Gigi and Kendall…Together in Crop Tops
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Toni Garrn in a Bikini Sandwich
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Police Push a Pregnant Woman
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Foul Ball in Nachos
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings
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Fast Food Employees Fired for Trading Weed
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Big Tits – Jungle Girl
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Waist to Hip Ratio
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Painting will Make Brain Hurt…
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Rashida Jones Says Porn is Bad
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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Quits
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Vanessa Hudgens is Sexy to Me…
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Action Figures Blown Up in Slow Motion
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Batmobile in Suicide Squad
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Thong Bikini of the Day
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Brooke Burke Bike Ride
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The Most Notorious Biker Gangs in History
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Singing Pussy of the day
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Kate Upton Monster…
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Kate Voegele in a Bikini
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Sofia Vergara – Titty Jiggle
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in LUI
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Rugby Player Messes Up a High Five
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Gigi Paris Catalog Pics
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The Most Excellent TV Character Mustaches
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Kylie Minogue Does Instagram
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Taylor Swift in Overalls
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Bieber and a Nerf Gun on Kevin Durant
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California Wants Porn Stars to wear Goggles
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Guy Takes a Selfie for 16 Years
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Tom Hardy Isn’t Here for Dumb Questions
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Alexandra Daddorio’s Tits
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Books You’ll Never Finish Reading
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Dead Celebrity of the Day
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Motorcycle Burnout Fire
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Bobby flay May Be January Jone’s Baby Daddy
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Charlie Riina Has Great Tits
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Victoria Justice Legs
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Lohan is Off Probation
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Things that Bounce GIFS
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A Bunch of Hot Girls.
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Babes and Weed!!!
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See Joey Fisher and Other Busty Brunette Celebs Nude
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Hot Blonde – Hairy Vagina
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Stripping on the Couch
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This is What Perfect Looks Like
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Girl VS 1kg Burrito
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Massive Fucking Tits
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Blonde is Crazy
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Purple Kush and Pearls!
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Bush of the Day
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Stripping in the Forrest
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Greek Slut of the DAy
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So Much Cam Pussy Cam Pussy Cam Pussy
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Damn Lesbians…
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Old Fashioned Brazilian Lynching
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The Hottest Internet TIME You’ll Ever Have…Ever…EVER!!
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Jerk Off Coach of the Day
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Blindfolded Huge TIts
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Alexandra Daddario’s Hottese Videos
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Girl Puking on Cam is Not Hot
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Hot as Fuck, Naked as Fuck, Tight as Fuck Babes Getting Stoned
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This is Cute…
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Watch live extreme bondage
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Crabs Love Noodles
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New Library Girl….
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

28

May

stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet by Vongsawat “Champagne Showers” of the Day

This is pretty awesome…stepGIRLS vs Creepstreet vs Vongsawat “champagne showers”….

Some videos just don’t really need a beginning middle and end, that story shit just gets in the way of what matters, which is a couple of babes getting hosed down by a couple perverts with Champagne…

We can assume that the feminists will love this and see it for what it is…just some confident girls who love champagne so much they want to bathe in it….because it is all fancy…so they want to bathe in it…

But feminists ruin everything and will see past the love, fun and magic that this is…because we just like having fun…

So the perverts are @creepstreet and CANNON SHOW @step_girls …all while @cvongsawat documented it…

The babes are: @theminadoll and @ayee__bee

Here are the pics:

Via chrisvongsawat.com

Posted in:NSFW|stepGIRLS

2015

28

May

Amanda Seyfried Topless in a Play of the Day

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Apparently Amanda Seyfried is one of those “serious” actors, who doesn’t realize that acting is a fucking joke, or who absolutely realizes that acting is a fucking joke, which is exactly why she’s doing theatre…knowing that it will make producers and casting directors think she’s got more substance than just someone from Mean Girls and a handful of cheesy kids movies….who has peppered that clean image with intense sexualized nude roles…even though her personal life is just boring and filled with not being showered and more importantly, fucking Justin Long…

Not that that matters..but what does matter is that she’s got a rockin’ body with great tis…and more importantly, she has taken over from Lohan, stealing all the Lohan jobs, doing Lohan better than Lohan, maybe she cast a spell on Lohan on set when they worked together…all while rocking better tits than Lohan…even though Lohan’s best feature is her tits…leading to a fantasy cat fight..I want to masturbate to….

If you don’t like that…here she is in Mario Testino’s Towel Series…but why the fuck wouldn’t you like her tits on stage…weirdo…

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Here’s the video…

If you don’t like any of this…. HERE IS HER NUDITY IN CHLOE

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|NSFW

2015

28

May

Ashley Tisdale BTS of Health Magazine Shoot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in Health Magazine, which is a good thing, because without health and fitness, Ashley Tisdale is nothing but a busted up, botched plastic surgery face, that somehow convinced the world into thinking she was hot, thanks to Disney, their PR team, and her pretending to be 16, despite being in her 30s at the time…

I guess a great, fit, willing and able body…is functional enough to make it in hollywood, and this Health Magazine shoot, is kinda hot…in a more porny than health and fitness kind of way…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2015

28

May

Maria Sharapova Tennis Picture of the DAy

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I am a huge tennis fan…for so many reasons…it is the only sport I watch…so here’s a little update on Maria Sharapova in the French Open….because sports stats are very important…when looking a white tennis panty crotch shots…of a sweaty fit girl you know is grunting like she’s getting gang banged…

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2015

28

May

Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Samantha Hoopes …she was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit once or twice…she pretends she’s under 25, but I think she’s looks 40…but that could jsut be the botox that turned her into a Real Housewife looking babe with a rockin’ body…

The magazine is called Jezebel…a Jezebel is a scandalous girl…I’ve heard from a few rich dudes that this Jezebel charged 25,000 dollars an hour for sex. I don’t know if that’s true since I don’t run in those circles, but I will assume that very few girls aren’t 25,000 dollars an hour…especially when they are grey area porn chicks…in look and in career…since dudes jerk off to her half nakedness…right…

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes

2015

28

May

Josepehine Skriver for H&M of the DAy

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Josepehine Skriver is a science experiment gone right. Her gay father who is also a marine biologist made her using some lesbian’s egg and his sperm in what I assume was his aquarium lab…up on some genetic freak research…and she’s currently making moves in the fashion industry…like the freak at the freakshow she is…at least to God fearing religious weirdos who don’t believe in science…

That said, like all novelties, whether it is King Kong, or whatever, rich people want to adopt it as their own, and bring it out to their parties, which has worked out well for this one…as the Jenner girls and I assume Taylor Swift…have BFFed her…

The world is a weird place…but Josepehine Skriver …is amazing….even if she makes me want to do weird things..to her naughty place….

Posted in:Josepehine Skriver

2015

28

May

Brooke Burke Bike Ride of the DAy

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My favorite thing about girls riding bikes on a hot summer day, whether they are 300 year old moms of 20, who in the 90s traveled the world going to all kinds of stupid, cheesy, spring break type parties, only to do Playboy and end up winning dancing with the stars….

Is sniffing the seat when they lock up to go into the store…

My least favorite thing about girls riding bikes on a hot summer day…is getting caught sniffing their seats when they go into the store…

To see more Brooke Burke and a Bike CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2015

28

May

Ashley Rickards Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Straight from 1992…here’s Ashley Rickards she’s from a show called Awkward…and since I know nothing about her, all that is awkward about this picture is the boner I hope it gives you on public transit or wherever you are staring at this picture…not that I want or hope for you to ever have any kind of boner, awkward or not…and the fact that I wrote that I hope it gives you an Awkward boner could be interpreted in that I hope you have a boner, like I want you to have a boner…and I don’t…I’m not gay or anything…

That said, here’s her round young ass that is from Awkward that I hope leads to Awkward…due to public boners…no homo.

Posted in:Ashley Rickards

2015

28

May

Shanina Shaik Lip Syncs in a Video of the Day

I didn’t watch this music video of Shanina Shaik and other models including Yara Khmidan, Gigi Paris, Carmella Rose, Brianna Michelle and Emily Bruhn…despite Shanina Shaik being one of the newest Victoria’s Secret Angels…designed to replace Adriana Lima…possibly created in a lab, but said to have been made in Portugal, yet no one in Portugal ever heard of her…#conspiracy..

Apparently, Shanina Shaik is lip syncing…and that may or may not be a fetish to at least one of you, which is pretty good stats considering I know there is only one of you out there…100% success rate…

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2015

28

May

Christina Milian Snapchat Erotica of the Day

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Christina Milian shows some nipple…on her snapchat because she’s a mom and moms use nipples to feed the babies they have to secure financial stability…before pawning them off to a staff that financial stability can afford…

She’s got an interesting story, if you’re into stories of failure…and disappointment despite financial stability…because she’s back out on the scene after her divorce crying for attention, releasing new albums, trying to be the next Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Beyonce…and all the other more successful popstars than her…at least in terms of pop appeal..

I remember a few months ago, finding her instagram and seeing less than 100,000 people cared about her, despite all the bikini pics, despite being on the Voice every night of the fucking week…on a national network…not to mention she wrote Bieber songs, she had her own hit songs…how does that even make sense..there are nobodies with more fans…and I guess that’s what laid the foundation for this kind of behavior…behavior i like…

Posted in:Christina Milian|NSFW

2015

28

May

Dan Bilzarian’s Slow Motion Ass Slap of the Day

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Dan Bilzarian’s is the most loved man by other men to ever hit the internet…you know a rich kid, with a rich kid life, who plays professional poker with other rich kids, leading to hookers who hang out with them, because they are rich..and girls love rich…money makes them wet…especailly in Vegas, LA and Miami…where money means access…and access means maybe they’ll have their asses stared at enough to get cast in a movie…so stick in the right circles…by sticking the right dudes inside them….

He’s a guy with guns, boats, planes, cars, etc…and probably a small penis…because why would he be paying TheDirty.com to promote him and make him a celebrity..other than ego…to fill the void of having been raised with money his whole life..and attempting to find cool…while retard dudes envy his existence…the whole thing is just social media nonsense…but at least some times…there’s an ass slap…or two…with classy hooker bitches who are one step away from being porn stars…because porn stars are like regular stars…in this sexed up, cheesy fucking world..

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