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2015

31

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but then she quit and moved back home to raise her multiple black babies that she has with some DJ…since Victoria’s pays shit, but put her on the map, when otherwise she’d jsut be some THOT posting bikini pics on her instagram, probably not married to an international DJ, but working the bar and fucking local DJs….because Victoria’s Secret is a stap of approaval, and based on her social media…I assume it is something she probably misses, because why else is she getting half naked like this…it’s for the fans…and the ego…of an exhibitionist…

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2015

31

Mar

Gigi Hadid for Ad Week of the DAy

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Gigi Hadid was in Ad Week…discussing life after modeling, even though she’s hardly a model, just a rich kid who was positioned properly to be a “model”…and now people talk to her like she matters…but I guess she does..because being a “model” doesn’t really require much but narcissism and a dad with important friends to put her in campaigns…and eventually, if done right, she ends up like Gigi…relevant…in Victoria’s Secret…ripping lines with the stars…even though she had access to do that before being a moedel thanks to the trust fund and her dad, who’s fucked all these LA models…but now she’s doing it with purpose…inspiring…a leader of tomorrow…

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2015

31

Mar

Miley Cyrus In a One Piece in the Backyard of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some pics of a homemade photoshoot she did, post wisdom teeth removal, featuring some ice on her face like she just got beat up like the hick that she is, you know in some trailer park spousal dispute I wish was her reality, but insteaed, she’s just rich as fuck, living the life of luxury, worth more than any of us, and not even 25 yet…pretty depressing….

We can sit and laugh at her accent, her deep voice, her lame, poser, bullshit “artistic” vision…that is just hollywood bullshit, but she’s living the good life, people care about her, and she’s hot enough for all of us to want to fuck…but instead we just get to stare at her homemade shoots, thinking “I wish i was the reason she was icing her face, you know after bruising her up with all my throat fucking”…because we are pathetic, at least I am…and doing posts on these people makes me want to kill myself…but I’ll save that for another day…instead I’ll just post some pics…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

31

Mar

Eliza Cummmings for Stella McCartney Lingerie of the Day

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When you’re a model and your name is CUMMINGS, you’re definitely properly suited to model lingerie, even if lingerie catalog pics are boring, it is still lingerie….because your name acts as an instructions as to what we should be doing to these pics…for them to really be properly executed…not that anyone cums to lingerie pics, and if they do…it’s just because they’ve been over exposed to porn and need to scale back, reconnect with their souls…and try to find sexy in things that aren’t throat fucking videos…

Fascinating…

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2015

31

Mar

Anja Rubik Kills Boners with her Husband in this Shoot of the Day

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So Anja Rubik did this FASHION PORN SHOOT for fashion, that was porn…showing nipple, simulating sex, doing everything I love about fashion porn, you know…bridging that gap from XXX to Mainstream with her gap….

Now she’s following up with some romantic, vacation style shoot, that could be for a shitty resoirt’s catalogue or brochure…with her actual husband…the likely rich as fuck guy who sucks her pussy….and the whole thing is a real fucking bummer…without any bum…and I figure disappointing you with real life reminders that you are a lonely loser….brings me joy..

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2015

31

Mar

Kristine Forseth for Numero of the Day

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I don’t know who Kristine Forseth is, I assume she’s some asian model…who may not even be asian, all this cross breading, turning humanity into one shade of beige confuses me…not because I am racist, but because racist jokes are easier when you know a person’s race…

The shoot is for a fashion magazine, it’s not quite hardcore enough for me to jerk off to like I normally do to fashion shoots, because these girls are “legit” models….and not porn chicks getting naked…which offers a level of authenticity, even though they are the same thing as porn stars, getting paid to get jerked off to…they are just more high end, fancy, classy and I guess don’t know they are porn chicks…which is hot, cuz whores who don’t know they are whores…along with whores who refuse to fuck me, or even talk to me, are my porn…

Doesn’t matter, here’s a cute shoot, that’s pretty PG-13, but doesn’t mean it’s not worth looking at…

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2015

31

Mar

Cigarette Vendor and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Calls Ambulance Saying He’s About to Give Birth

Don’t Lend Porsche to Son

Shop Owner Beats Up Robber

Driver VS Tow Truck

Man With Knife Gets Pepper Sprayed

Cop Gets Beat

One-Handed Rubik’s Cube

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2015

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about obese black women twerking in the middle of the street, in public, probably while on vacation for their friends as they film…in front of their 7 year old kids..because it leads to future amazingness…

Here are some morning links…

Zoe Kravitz Did Complex
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A Weird Man and His Instruments
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Martha Steward Killed it at the Beiber Roast
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Michael Jackson Used to Prank Russell Crowe
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Demi Lovato Bikini Ass
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Ski Trick of the Day
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Bruce Jenner Got Implants
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Some Random Chick in Lingerie
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Kid Shoots His Screen
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2015

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just saw a 40 year old woman getting fingered by a dude while walking down the street. The dude wasn’t going as deep as he could in her pants, he didn’t sniff or suck his fingers, making the whole thing useless..

Not that it matters…whenWhat it comes down to is that no one sees the bright side of rape, it’s like when else can a white girl get railed by 8 dudes running train on her in a back alley, and have a good excuse for it….you know to not come across as the sexual deviant who lke having dudes run train on her in back alleys…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Huge Tits
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Jon Hamm Side Cock
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Kaley Cuoco Flashing Abs…..
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Katie Holmes and her Alien Daughter
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A Bunch of Celebs had TUNNELS to the Playboy Mansion
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Random Slut in a Bikini….
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Hayley Atwell See Through..
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Coco and Her Sister is Amazing
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Some Chick Named Janel Parrish at the Beach in a Bikini
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Ryan Reynolds as Burt Reynolds in His Super Hero Outfit…
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Kung Fu Master
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The Weatherman’s Coat Hanger
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Some Naked Actress…
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits in a See Through Top
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Minka Kelly’s Butt in a Dress
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ALessandra Ambrosio Cleavage
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Mariah Carey is Fuckign Brett Ratner
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Harvey Weinstein Groped a Chick
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Minka Kelly Thong
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Monica Bellucci’s Old Neck
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Ariana Grande on All Fours GIF
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Chicken and Waffle Cone at the Astros Game…
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Kirsten Stewart is Gay Married
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Tom Brady PLays Basketball with Jordan in BAhamas…
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Towing Cars in Russia…
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Liam Hemsworth’s 1990s Hair
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Sofia Vergara’s ASs in Jeans
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Selfies of the Day
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Mariah Carey Bikini
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Teacher Tried to Bang 11 Year Old
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Japanese Help the Disabled
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Scuba Orgy
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Some Big Fucking Tits…
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Bijou Phillios Playboy 2000
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Titty Dance…
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Naked Greek Slut…
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Pissing Off the Roaches
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Woman Wants a Cigarette
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Pinned Tit
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Public Sex
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

30

Mar

Kylie Jenner Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is up on some Amber Rose kick, which I guess is up on some Kim Kardashian kick, you know being the hip hop groupie who looks like this obscure waist to hip ratio, even cartoony waist to hip ratio, that she takes selfies of and exploits on the internet, because at 17, she’s been around this world forever, and knows how it works, and really where’s the harm in posting bikini pics, especially when you’ve got a body like this…a body that in time will turn into some dumpy pile of shit, because there are just too many moving parts with her young, fast, daughter of an Athlete turned Woman, parts…

But the good news, as her sister before taught her, there’s always angles and surgeries to make you look like plastic Miami trash back-up dancers for music videos…stars of sex tapes getting railed by huge black cock…

I’m into it…and so are you..

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2015

30

Mar

Bar Refaeli In Marie Claire Mexico of the Day

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I guess Bar Refaeli still exists…I just figured that she fell off the map and moved back to Israel after the whole Leonardo DiCaprio thing fell apart…because she is one of the chosen ones and doesn’t need America’s support or approval..

Or maybe, she was just getting old, tired and burnt out by getting paid 100k to do nothing all day but show up at a studio and pose…and she just had enough of it…even if it’s not like a jew to turn down money…making me think…maybe she wasn’t being offered money…because when you’re not good enough for Leo, you’re not good enough for brands…so she went and started her own….enterprising…

And now she’s doing obscure market magazines, working her way back in, now well into her 30s…and I guess it’s not all that bad…

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2015

30

Mar

Miley Cyrus Beer Showers a Bootleg VS Model of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’ new BFF, is some bootleg VS model, who makes no sense as a VS model, not that VS has any real clout anymore, and are struggling to cooler instagram brands, but pulling some random hipster chick in and giving her their stamp of approval is just weird as fuck, she must be connected, or at least is now…hanging out with Miley and maximizing it in bikini doing Beer bottle “facials”….but not on her face…

It’s a little erotic, but would be better…if she was actually built less like a little boy and/or she was sitting on Miley’s face while doing this…but it’s still good enough…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

30

Mar

Demi Lovato in a Bikini of the Day

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I thought Demi Lovato was a lesbian, partially because a reliable source told me that she has a sex tape with Miley from when they were underage, beause all these kids are fucked right up…and partially because she looks like a bull dyke…

But she’s hugely famous, and is dating Wilmer from That 70s Show, who has been with her forever, and who at one time was devirginizing every 17 year old celebrity, because he could, and because it was a cultural thing but now he’s just locked into this…whatever the fuck this is…other than a pretty decent looking ass that I’m into…despite it being attached to everything I hate…

The fact is, lesbian or not, at least she looks better than she used to, even if it’s all angles and lies…that is kind of how everything about these pop idiots works…so just look at her ass…

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2015

30

Mar

Britney Spears Instagram Bikini Fail of the Day

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Britney Spears is a doughy mother who has managed to post what I assume is the worst bikini selfie in the history of bikini selfies on Social Media….I mean this one with the inflatables is a little better because I see what looks like a mom pussy eating a pair of bikini bottomes, something I am a huge fan of…but still…this girl, I guess being Britney Spears…controlled and managed by a team, doesn’t really want the fame, she just does the bare minimum because she knows if she doesn’t she’ll be killed off or her kids will be taken from her…

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Either way, she’s still in a bikini and that’s enough for a post, because Britney in a bikini is timeless, even if it’s aged badly and time to hang it up, I’ll still look…

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2015

30

Mar

The Other Hadid in Vogue of the Day

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The funny thing with rich girls is that if you are their absentee father who is out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models because you’re rich as fuck in LA…your only way to keep them happy and feeling appreciated is to shower them with gifts…

So Gigi wanted to be more like her friend Kendall Jenner, so the dad called on his friends…because modeling and instagram followers is the new “Pony and Range Rover” birthday gift….

And with any bratty rich kid, comes a jealous sibling who threatens drug use, stripping, or whatever, even though they all do drugs, unless she get the same gift her sister got, which in this case is not a Pony or a Range Rover but a modeling career…

So here she is in Vogue…and I’m only posting it because it is funny to me…but not as funny as the alleged Gigi doing coke video that’s lurking around the internet that I am too lazy to google..

Ok fine…I googled it…

Gigi gets all the attention…so here is her sister…

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