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2015

22

May

Charlotte McKinney Still Has Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney who I like to refer to as the bootleg Hooters waitress looking girl who should be from central Florida, but who is probably from a rich family in South Florida, which isn’t saying much because it is still Florida…some how managed to get in one viral ad which led to Dancing With the Stars…in a What the Fuck..who is this girl and how did they find her or think she was relevant enough to be on TV….but who is no longer on TV and probably trying to stay in the paparazzi and on the blogs..because she’s made it this far…she can’t just settle and be a sugar baby yet…she’s got more low level things to do…and what better way to get noticed for a girl who’s career is based on tits…than to show her tits…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney

2015

22

May

Hadid Sisters Have Tits of the Day

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Let most girls who have hit puberty and aren’t breast cancer survivors…the Hadid sisters have tits…tits that if they were practicing Muslim and not just Muslim named LA brats who probably got their tits on their 16th birthday, like how most LA tits are grown, would not be this exposed…but thanks to being tainted by white model mother blood…they’ve learned exactly how to maximize it all…and as a dude…who only really cares if there’s vagina..this doesn’t really excite me…I’m pretty desensitized…but I will say if I was to end up on a Deserted island, this is the kind of tit I’d want to be stuck with…as long as it was lactacting…

That’s it for now…fascinating stuff..right..

Here she is in Australia Vogue…and By She I mean GIGI…the other one doesn’t count yet…

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2015

22

May

Ashley Tisdale Titties of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale has the face these tits are trying to distract you from but that are failing in distracting you from because that face is asymmetrical…even with nose job….

Who knows or really cares if these are upgraded implants or good padding…

It’s Ashley TIsdale…the kind of weirdo still into her…is the kind of weirdo you probably don’t want to have around you or your children…

I don’t think she’s been on TV in 5 years…and when she was on TV it was on some serious garbage Disney kids show…so if you are still into her..you got some issues…issues that will love these tits…

I used to prefer doing “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” posts…because her celebrity was getting to her head…but it’s safe to assume…that feeling is fleeting when no one cares about you…

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2015

22

May

Portland Girl Pisses Herself and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Flashes Her TITS For Free Food

Guy Breaks Up Fight From His Window

Double Scooter Slam…

New Jersey Cop Pulled Over for Drunk Driving and Doesn’t Get Charged

Thief Vs JiJitsu Fighter

Thief Shot Trying to Rob Pizzaria…

Russian Woman Strips

Cop Karate Chop…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like making people uncomfortable through horrible comedy, where the person doesn’t know whether they are supposed to laugh or not…you know confuse them….

Like last night when I was telling the story of a South African sea captain who invited me onto his ship many years ago, and I didn’t want to go on his ship with his 18 friends…because South Africans are notoriously racist and I would hate to be killed off in one of their Bladerunner type games…but even worse I would hate to get into international waters only for them to pull out a black woman they kidnapped from one of the Islands on their journey, you know a little game of “blood diamond”, where they insist on me raping her first….the people I am telling the story to look at me confused….so I say “it could be worse, they could have asked me to go last”….to which they continue to look at me confused…but with more judgement and hatred in their eyes…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Kentucky Fried Chicken Slut
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Victoria Justice Has No Underwear
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If You’re Looking for Excitement – Here’s a Time Lapse of a Cactus Blooming
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Bill Murray is Getting an Xmas Special
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Ella Rose in a Bikini
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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In Bed Selfies
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Jumping Dog Gets a surprise..
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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J.Woww Big tits in a Bikini
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The Rock and Jimmy Fallon Do a Skit
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Bin Laden Read Illuminati Conspiracy Theory Literature
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The “lost and found dunk”…
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Subtly Mess With People
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David Letterman’s friends say Goodbye
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is it memorial day yet?

That’s not a dad joke…that’s a drunkenstepfather joke…

I’m being ironic…

I just don’t know what irony is…

Here are some stepLINKS

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Brad Pitt is BiSexual
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Porn Star Tweets are Crazy
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The Bat Kid Trailer
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Shane Van Der Westhuizen Topless
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Petra Nemcova’s Possible Nipple
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Kendall Jenner Looks Hot
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Gigi Hadid Great Ttis
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Lara Stone – Great Tits
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Cuba Gooding JR as OJ
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Hot Redheads
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Slut of the Day
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Vin Sings to Paul Walker
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John Travolta as RObert Shapiro
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Toni Gaarn See Through
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Karlie Kloss at an Event
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Delta Safety Video
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Buy Emrata’s Thong
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Proposal of the Day
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Johnny Depp of the DAy
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Maggie GyllenHall is Too Old
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The Duggar Tried to Rape His Sister…Whatever the Fuck that Means
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Ela Rose – Tiny Bikini
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Vampire / Zombie Series From Marvel Coming
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Black is Good
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Celebs Nude at the Beach
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Topless Video of the DAy
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Belly Flop Fetish
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Awesome and Naked
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Cum Fetish
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Boobs in the Aquarium
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Plastic BOOBIES
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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18 Year Old Breasts
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Stop – Shower TIme
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

May

Jessica Alba in SHAPE Magazine of the Day

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Mom of two…Jessica Alba is in SHAPE…a magazine that once featured Oprah for being in Shape..those jokers..she’s a billionaire now, probably one of the hottest bodied billionaires…who reminds us that if your hot enough you can bullshit being an actor…talentless actor…because they all are…and leverage the fuck out of that…to become this…but more importantly, SHAPE will feature anyone…even if they aren’t in SHAPE thanks to aggressive photoshop…not that this mom of two body really needs it…because she’s pretty fucking amazing at least to look at…for a Mexican.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

21

May

Candice Swanepoel in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in an Aviation themed shoot for Harpers and she’s wearing too much clothes for someone who was imported from evil South Africa….and who only exists because of racism and the 800 black men who died on her farm for blood diamonds or some shit…

Now South African women are often times hot…despite being potentially horrible racists…and here she is in a Magazine…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2015

21

May

Jane Fonda for W of the Day

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I used to jerk off to Jane Fonda work out videos in the 80s….

I would still jerk off to Jane Fonda work out videos as a tribute to being able to jerk off to work out videos in the 80s…a simpler time for boners…

But my VCR is broken…

The sick thing in all this is that I’d jerk off to Jane Fonda in work out videos in her 70s…because old, leathery, but still hot in some weird granny fetish way..thanks to modern science and good living…unlike other Hollywoood rich kids who either die off due to drug overdoses thanks to neglect…or become Melanie Griffith…amd Kate Hudson..

All this to say….she’s a babe…

Posted in:Jane Fonda

2015

21

May

Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day

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Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers….

Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars…

All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks..

All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet…

All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2015

21

May

Caitlin Stasey Tit Flash of the Day

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Australian girls are fun…her name is Caitlin….she’s in something called Neighbours…which is the longest running Australian TV show that launched the career of other Australians like Kylie Minogue…and possibly Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, the Crocodile Hunter RIP, and Hugh Jackman…

In fact I think it is the only show on TV in Australia, where the girls are hot an slutty, drunk and a lot of fun, with the most gutter accent ever…

Anyway, here she is in the make-up chair from instagram…and I’m a fan..

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2015

21

May

Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day

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There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me…

It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous….

But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate…

My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring…

Posted in:Hipster|NSFW

2015

21

May

Amber Heard in Interview of the Day

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Homewrecker Amber Heard is in Interview Magazine where I am sure she isn’t talking about how she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma of dozens of years with her temptress ass that is the reason she’s probably famous to begin with…even though I am sure she just gets a bad reputation and that Johnny Depp has consistently cheated on his Baby Momma, this is just one of the girls who stuck…for whatever reason…I mean it’s even possible that she didn’t fuck him on set…and made him beg for it and wait for it and leave his wife for it…and the media just blames her instead of just staring at her…because when it comes to actresses…not many are hot…and this one…is hot…enough…for Johnny Depp…and I guess Interview Magazine…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2015

21

May

Elle Serbia Tits of the Day

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Serbian girls…are affordable…and amazing…

My first girlfriend was some Serbian in the midst of the war in Croatia when the Slovakia was dropped from Czech and replaced with “Republic”….and she was a total nightmare with post traumatic stress from her family being blown up and her having refugee status…only for me to scoop her up and seduce her because she couldn’t speak english and everyone else in our class was scared of the weird half blown up girl…but not me….this guy right here is a hero and will fuck anything…even the disabled…because they don’t know better or have no other options and I guess in a lot of ways, that’s like any kind of seducing…

The models are:


Mina Cvetkovic, Antonina Petkovic,
Mariana Krtinic, Zlata Mangafic, Natasa Vajinovic, Mijo Mihaljcic, Danijela Dimitrovska,
Marija Vujovic, Dudra Stojiljkovic, Olga Ivanisevic, Simona Andrejic & Maja Latinovic

And they are amazing, and probably will work for 100 dollars a day….even in porn…because if you google Czech porn….and you have…you’ll see the hottest fucking girls willing to fuck on camera for very little…and that’s just a work ethic I approve of…

Posted in:NSFW

2015

21

May

Petra Nemcova Tits at a Premiere at Cannes of the Day

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When it comes to Tsunami survivors, I think it is safe to say that Petra Nemcova is one of the hottest there ever was…all climbing up a tree because these Russians are resilient, even her boyfriend didn’t survive…making her even more amazing than her tits…

No I’ve always been into her…and her tits…so seeing her in Cannes is magical and makes me want to sing her love songs, but instead…I’ll just look at her tits…

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Posted in:Petra Nemcova