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2014

18

Dec

Candice Swanepoel BTS Holiday Costume of the Day

Nothing says Christmas like a South African slave driver / farmer’s daughter wearing a Santa Outfit for an evil corporation that owns her and uses her to push shitty made, shitty styled, shitty product for fat chicks from the midwest who love malls, discount panties they feel they are buying into a lifestyle and upping their sex appeal with, at an affordable price…all because everyone in their trailer park watched the fashion show the other night…and the general public love tacky, shitty things…peddled by Jewish billionaires via exploited Chinese factory workers….

It’s a Christmas Miracal…and here’s Santa Candice Swanepoel….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

18

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants of the DAy

I just saw a video that I am not going to link…of Dogs being used in Asian factories as leather that they make all your North American shoots, boots, belts, gloves, wallets and fetish gear from, because I guess dogs are cheaper than cows…and dogs are man’s best friend so it made me very fucking upset…so looking at Ashley Tisdale and her broken down face…I can’t help but wonder if her leather pants are a stray dog…but more importantly, I can’t help but wonder just how hot it was in the studio, and how balmy she got in her unbreathable fabric, and how ripe her recently married, possibly pregnant, because why else would you get married, unless it was for fear of being alone, due to a botched face, which I doubt it was,, because she’s clearly got an ego and thinks she is hotter than she is, otherwise she wouldn’t be posing in magazines…pussy is…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

18

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Terrifying Panty Flash of the Day

These Paris Hilton panty flash pictures have been floating around the internet the last few days and I didn’t want to post them…obviously I saw them, what the fuck do you think I do all day, it’s not like anything gets past these pervert eyes, but sometimes I wish they did…you see I am a man who can handle a whole lot of disgusting..I mean I’ve been watching freakish porn videos since StileProject…I think the first asian puke video I ever saw was on VHS in 1992…I’m seasoned….a veteran…some would even say desensitized, lacking a soul…and broken…but for some reason…Paris Hilton’s vagina and anything that comes near it…whether it is lace, cellophane or topical creams….make my stomach fucking curdle…but the sick thing in all this is that I’d love to eat every square inch of it, and you know there are a lot of square inches to it…just to see if my tongue falls off…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2014

18

Dec

Alyssa Arce in Some Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are two things I can’t fucking stand.

1- Catalog pics for what I assume is some low budget ecommerce brand…shot by what I assume is a photography student…with zero to no concept or skill to make the shit interesting…because what does selling product need to be so fucking boring….

2- Nude models from Playboy, not modeling nude, with some kind of ego that they are totally hot enough to be a model, when really only people on care about them when they are naked…all distorted thinking that comes when people praise your tits all day…It’s like if you’re not naked, or showing them tits, no one cares about you, they are the only reason you exist Alyssa Arce….

Now you may wonder why I post things I hate…well it’s because that’s all part of sucking at life…we focus on the bad…not the good and she’s still half naked…so it’s better than me posting my cock shots I sent to girls on snapchat.

Posted in:Alyssa Arce

2014

18

Dec

Crackhead on Wiping Pussy with Baby Wipes and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Drives Car with Her Boot On

People in Thailand Stick THeir Heads in Crocodile Mouths

The Most Obnoxious Suburban Christmas Neighbor Ever

Stealing from Old People for Christmas

Man Snorts Drugs on the Subway Like a Boss

Neighbor Watches Porn – No Blinds

Naked Sleep Walker

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of The Day

I always fail at luring girls into threesomes, when I am drunk and I go up to them asking to have a threesome…and even when you say “come on, it’s Christmas”…they act like you’re even more pathetic…proving yet again, why hitting on mom’s and their daughters at the grocery store is always a fail.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Wrapping Hacks are More Interesting than Raping Hacks
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Alex Trebek is Gangster..
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Girls Laying in Bed…
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14 People With Crazy Eyebrows…
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Crazy Optical Illusions…
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Can We Survive The Sun’s Death…
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People who Nailed Christmas…
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10 Holiday Movies that Need a Sequel…
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Colleen Shannon Bikini
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Hot Redheads….
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Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Body…
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360 Virtual Urban Windscreen
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about today’s hangover is that it never happened because I’ve been drinking the Christmas season through…but that’s not saying much because I drink everyday…it would be a Christmas miracle if I didn’t drink….but I’m more into Christmas miracles that involve people feeling generous this time of year, playing up poverty, to get all the Handouts….that I can pawn off for more booze..almost as good as phone sex….which is #TBT sexting…with less pictures and more active participants because fat chicks craving cock jump into it because no one can see them…

Now all you Americans got to Cuba…. Gooding Jr

All this to say…Here are some stepLINKS

No Thanks Christmas
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The British Man WHo Got 150k of Surgery to Look Like Kim K
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Lindsay Lohan’s Mangled Face in America…
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Girls With Hot Asses…
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Tetyana Veryovkina in a Bikini
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Jadeon Stage Stretching on the Beach….
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Throwback Pam Anderson Photoshoot
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SLut of the Day
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Hot Tits
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Pregnant Biel Looking Pregnant….
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Annalynne McCord Flashing B
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Some Kate Hudson
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Khloe Kardashian Battle Of The Asses
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Jessica Alba Legs
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Bai Ling is a Ninja
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Miranda Kerr Slutty Mom
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Hot Actress I’ve Never Heard Of
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Alessandra Ambrosio Supermodel Mom….
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage…..
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Taylor Swift Dancing With Beyonce
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Babes in Car Selfies
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Gym Short Booty
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Jennifer Lawrecne Ass in Jeans
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The Battle of Blonde Teen Actresses
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Madonna Feels Raped…
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Girl in Beanie….
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Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Ass!
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12 Vintage Christmas Cards
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11.5″ 2 x 3 Fingers Perculator Water BONGS
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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The Worst Angelina Jolie Nude Ever
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The Best Pizzeria Fight Ever
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Lara Stone Topless
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Vagina View of the Day
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Big Dumb Tits
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Christmas Boob Twerk
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Dec

Josephine Skriver for Russh Magazine of the Day

JOSEPHINE SKRIVER the DANE, is the daughter of a lesbian and a gay marine biologist proves that the European gays can instil the right morals and values in the children they raise, despite what the Christians think, and those right morals and values is her getting naked or half naked for millions of dollars…

Probably best known for being a Victoria’s Secret pile of perfection, because they market their herd of women, she’s also done a bunch of nudity, because when you’re mom is a lesbian….your mom is a lesbian….and but she still got man cum inside her means…she’s not a real lesbian.

Her she is for a magazine….being misused…because she’s not spread eagled….

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2014

17

Dec

Taylor Swift Birthday with Selena Gomez of the Day

Here’s a hilarious Christmas spirit picture from what I assume is Taylor Swift’s birthday – because everyday is her fucking birthday – she’s got the best fucking scam ever going….and the highlight isn’t really her midriff hidden belly button, but rather her FRENEMY Selena Gomez looking on…in what you know is jealousy, hate, strategic movement, but I guess all girls hate their best friends, even when it’s not for publicity or business relationships, seriously, girls always talk shit about their girls…so there’s nothing to see here, but still jokes to me…but not as big of a joke as me writing about this..

Posted in:Taylor Swift