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2014

16

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Pregnancy Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in the above picture looks like she is in the blowjob stance and that makes me laugh, probably because she should have given the blowjob, she’s too young for this being knocked up thing, even though everyone is knocked up…

It makes me think, like most pregnancy pics, because I can’t imagine girls every actually wanting to ruin their lives with kids, since kids ruin lives, whether she had just one too many abortions to risk being barren with this one…since she’s not pushing 40 and still has a decade of fucking to do to make it count…

It also makes me think, shit pregnancy isn’t attractive…alone with all the ruined body, sleepless nights no one cares about, aging 10 years in the first 9 months, and anyone who says they love the pregnancy glow is some lonely fuck who hasn’t had the chance to knock a girl up and never will, but wishes he could so that he’d never be alone again…

Cuz anyone with eyes, see just how unnatural this whole thing is. It’s like an Alien Invasion or something.

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2014

16

Sep

Diora Baird in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Diora Baird, but she sounds like she was probably a pornstar…or escort to the stars, but thanks to a google search – it turns out she’s an acrtress, which I guess is pretty much the same thing, at least in terms of shame and level of sex it requires to get to a point where people notice you posing in a bikini…

I don’t know, she hasn’t done very amazing stuff, and she’s 31 which is practically dead, not only in Hollywood terms, unless you want to get in on the Golden Girls Remake…but also in everyday life…since very few men jerk off to 31 year olds in bikinis, unless they have a fetish or they are at a public pool and the only girls there are over 30, in the geriatric aquafit class….she took a minute to snap a pic from…because tits get hits…

I am sure if you google her, you can find her naked…she seems like that kind of girl. I am just too lazy to bother…

Posted in:Diora Baird

2014

16

Sep

Hunger Magazine Has Good Covers of the Day

Hunger Magazine put out a series of new covers shot by Rankin…starring Camilla Christensen, Hollie-May Saker, Grace Bol, Soo Joo Park, Kirsi Pyrhonen, Anais Pouliot, Neelam Gill and they are making me hungry…for vagina…because for some reason in their fashionable griminess…they are highly erotic…it’s like strip a girl down to her underwear, grease her up and shoot her in a photo studio and people like me suddenly become interested in the fashion industry…or this magazine….it’s just that easy.

Posted in:Hunger Magazine

2014

16

Sep

Julianne Hough Hard Nipple of the Day

Julianne Hough has a hard nipple while leaving the set of Dancing with the Stars…a show I’ve always hated because it gave people who would otherwise end up strippers jobs on TV that got them rich and famous, like this was the 1920s Hollywood where song and dance talent actually mattered when it came to performing…

But then I realized that it gives girls at home the idea of learning how to dance, so that when all else fails, they can fall back on stripping because of those skills learned early on in life, thanks to Dancing with the Stars…

So in ways, this show perpetuates stripping for money, ensuring that career and industry will live on for another generation…

That said, I don’t care about hard nipples, and haven’t really since I was about 12, but I know you do, because you have the sexual experience of a 12 year old…

So here’s you favorite Dancing with the Stars chick – hard nippled…

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2014

16

Sep

Ingrid Vills Boas Models Bikinis of the Day

I have no idea who Ingrid Vills Boas, but she sounds like she’s from America, and like she’s not stealing American bikini modelling jobs, because American women are getting too fat to wear bikinis and the companies are forced to export, but then again, you can’t judge a person’s nationality by their name, there are millions of freakish American born people who can’t even speak english, are brown and their names have more letters than the red neck, all american white power fuckers know exist, thanks to dropping out of school at 10 to work the Tobacco farm.

That said, I hate bikini photoshoots – they are boring.

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2014

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t ask the girl in scrubs, dressed like a nurse, if she’s a wet nurse….then go onto make a sucking face to simulate breast feeding….it’s one of those situations where you don’t throw it out there enough that it will work with one nurse…but I can guarantee it won’t work with ANY nurse…..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Iggy Azalea’s Ex Has the Right to Sell The Sex Tape….
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Girl Shows How To Make Her Boobs Bigger…
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The Best Neighborhood Watch Signs Ever
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Lisa Opie Crotch Shot
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Victoria Wild is a Blow Up Doll and I Love Her
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Slut of the Day
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Rihanna See Through Tits….
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Barbara Streisand Does Late Night
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Florida Man Arrested for Assaulting Wife over Fried Chicken
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The BEst in Bill Murray Party Crashing
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Anastasia Ashley Does Maxim
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Jessica Alba is a Hot Mom
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Kate Moss VS Cara Delevingne
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Jessica Biel Pumps Gas
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The Naked Uniforms and Other Shitty Sports Uniforms
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45 Idiots Who Picked Fights With the Wrong Guy
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Ariana Grande Wants Her Fans to Fucking Die
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Taylor Swift Long Legs Hot Ass
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More Taylor Swift Long Legs in Heels…
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Kaley Cuoco Leaves Yoga
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Miss Butt Portugal – Topless in Miami
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Girls on Bikes
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Ryan Gosling had a Kid With Some Whore…
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Beyonce is Probably Not Pregnant – Because She’s Drinking…
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Anna Kendrick in REMIX Magazine
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Ranking of Best Athletes Turned Coaches
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Asshole at the Game
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Miley Cyrus Riding a Motorcycle of the Day
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Stephanie Davis Braless Pokies
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Abigail CLancy Wonky Implant
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Selena Gomez Bikini
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Amazing Clothing Fails
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Depressing Facts About Music!
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Demi Lovato Bikini Pics
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LAPD Defends Detainment of Danielle Watts
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Dogs that Have Hit Rock Bottom…Seriously
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Fortune Cookie Fails – Or Wins?
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Miley in a Helmet
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Crazy Restaurant Challenges Around the World
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Candice Swanepoel at the Airport
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Jennifer Lawrence for Dior
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FREE LIVE SEX SHOWS – LET ME IN
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Public Vag Flash
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Some Amateur Babe
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Lesbians Have Better Orgasms
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Brunette Gets Naked
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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The Mean Tits…
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Lizzy Caplan Tits from TV
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Olivia Wilde’s Tits
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Some Babe Named Serena Taking Selfies
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

16

Sep

Sara Malkul is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul . I’ve written about her before, mainly because I have her name tattooed on my chest for the day I meet her, whether by her choice, or by just being in the right place at the right time, thanks to following her around…It’s not stalking, it’s romance. The two get confused far too often….

If you’re from Thailand and you probably aren’t because unlike rich British sick men, I don’t go there often, you know to see the “elephants”…you know because if you throw very little money at the elephant, even if the elephant is 10, it will do very very very ridiculous things with it’s trunk…

If you’re from middle of the road America, but not too ghetto to understand how netflix works, you will know her from a bunch of Netflix movies, none that have gone Sharknado viral yet, but that I am sure will pave the way to her being the next big thing, but then again, I am blinded by her amazing tits, and right now, I believe I’m in fucking heaven and that anything is possible…thanks to my good friend and life partner DELTA ELEMENTS for capturing this moment…it’s amazing and I wish I was there, but I guess I can pretend I was by looking at this…

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2014

16

Sep

Homeless Bro Who Uses Women and Sex for Shelter and Other Videos of the Day

I call fake..on some Catfish, Unhung Hero, trying to get a reality show level….hire actors and release a shocking piece on how you may be having a one night stand with a sociopath homeless person. I am sure the caliber dudes girl get manipulated by on tinder are just as bad. I did want to write a book called “The Homeless Man’s Guide to Getting Laid” before starting this site…but my homeless man wasn’t a frat boy in flip flops…

Worms in the Local Food-4-Less You Deserve if you shop at Food-4-Less

Black Teen Tackles Guy Trying to Escape the Cops…Even Though Cops Hate Black People

Stunt Plane Crashes into the Sea – But Pilot Lives

Guy in his Underwear Gets McDonalds…

Skater Fight…

Baby in the Train Tracks is a Solid Late Term Abortion

Columbian Woman Flashes Her Pussy at the Camera…

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s always a conversation killer when older married girls are discussing male fantasies that the men are too shy to talk about. You know simple shit like anal, cumming on faces, being called daddy, watching them fuck someone else, cumming inside them, peeing on them, being peed on “squirting”…etc…you know elementary school level fantasy for the sake of a buzzfeed article…and I drop the old:

“I want her to have sex with my dead mothers ashes while wearing my dead mothers shawl when my father and brother DP her as I cry in the corner feeling so alone.”

I was going to go more graphic and discuss digging her up and having them do it on public transit while I ate out a homeless woman’s ass…but that would be just going too damn far…

Here are some morning links…

The Guide to the Most Famous Fictional Strip Clubs
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Victoria Justice in Tight Jeans
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Breaking Up Texts are Hilarious
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The Italian Cycling Team Have Such Amazing Suits
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Chernobyl is a Vacation Spot Now…
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Wheezy Waiter Proposes to his Girlfriend
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Subtle Dildo is the New Where’s Waldo
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Lohan Never Touched Whitney Houston’s Dead Body
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Groundskeeper Willie’s on Scottish Independence…
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Judd Apatow Gets a New Show on Netflix
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Kid Typos are Funny
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Vicotria Silvstedt Stretching Makes me Laugh – Because She’s a WHore
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The True Detective Female Lead is Down to Seven People…
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Rapping Classified Ads
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Claudia Romani Bikini Ass
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Star Wars Mash-Ups
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Hot Girls Tugging At Clothes
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Posted in:stepLINKS