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2016

23

Jun

Irina Shayk’s Strategic Nude of the Day

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Irina Shayk is one of my favorite models / sugar babies / mail order bride / hot as fuck scammer who has charmed her way into the hearts and boners of many – thanks to her dark hair and light eyes – porn to people who don’t realize they can buy their own soulless Russian bride – but there are no guarantees they won’t kill you in your sleep once they get their papers..

This Irina Shayk nude is not nearly nude enough, it’s almost offensive and like now that she’s in the A List fucking the A List, she’s getting arrogant…comfortable…but after the hard life of communism, we can give that to her while the rich guys GIVE it to her…

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2016

23

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Britney Spears in a bikini…where you can’t see the puppet hand from her dad who still controls her….and spends all her money – he’s probably behind the camera saying “dance dance dance”…it’s part of the global strategy of someone you probably jerked off to 20 years ago when Hit Me Baby One More Time came out – and who you’d still jerk off to because she’s still got a hot enough body – even though she’s a thicker, mom of two…you know the kind of girl who would be great to K-Fed – but she was already K-Fedded – they coined the term – not that she’d learn from her mistakes she’s a half retard…but watch that girl dance in a bikini – it’s alright….

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

23

Jun

Sara Sampaio Nipples for GQ Spain of the DAy

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SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties…

She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again….

She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter.

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2016

23

Jun

Beyonce’s New Video of the Day

Beyonce is the fucking worst, but people fucking love her. She’s got the world brain washed because either white people like watching black people do better than her…or maybe she’s just managed to market herself and brainwash people into thinking she’s a leader or has substance and value…while anyone with a brain knows that she’s polluting us with her image and lies…

But in trying to be higher concept, big purpose, real deal, someone with depth, instead of a vapid candy coated piled of bullshit, she’s brought in ZULU nation tribal people, ruling in the plantaction house….and Serena Williams thighs for some black power shit…where she says “suck on my balls”….because like I’ve been saying all along…Beyonce is for sure a drag queen…and she’s given us so many clues of that her ENTIRE career…from going as far as calling herself a queen…and having a dick…

Can it be considered cultural appropriation when the bitch trying to connect with the people – is living the white man dream – as white as fuck as white can be….not because she’s rich…but because she’s unrelatable…

Garbage, this isn’t political – it’s entertainment, video’s shot alright though…too bad it’s Beyonce…oh – this is the Becky with the Good hair song, now I get the reference and hype – 5,000,000 people have watched this…what the fuck…

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2016

23

Jun

Taylor Swift Tit Manipulating the Media of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the fucking worst, but more importantly, she is such a really good con artist. Her marketing team and her brand are so on point that she can get away with murder, or in her case PUSSY murder and she gets celebrated. The story gets spun in her favor. She’s the hopeless romantic, young and making mistakes, who sings aspirational and relatable shit for other loser chicks out there…

While the truth is she’s a vapid, money grubbing, cheating whore, with a terrible personality who is terrorizing the world through her lies…

It’s like she can cheat on a dude, dump a dude, and dude disappears while going out in public with another dude romanticall…and the world swoons…instead of saying “damn she’s fucked like 50 people, that’s pretty slutty”….not that I care if a bitch fucks 50 dudes, but I do think it’s a little strange to play hopeless romantic when your public dating history, the history you want us to know about, is more filling your hole with new cock every few months…

You know behind the media lie, bullshit story, there’s a lot of other cock we don’t know about that has filled this moneymaker….

I just don’t like liars…but I do like sluts…even when they pretend they aren’t slut…so …here she is holding hands with new cock…with tits…being pushed out with purse strap..purse strap titty boost…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

23

Jun

Ariel Winter Booty Photoshoot of the Day

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Ariel Winter wearing short shorts….while someone takes a pic of her ass is a pretty weird photo to put out to the internet, probably one only a child star who’s family robbed her from her youth in order to cash the fuck in would understand, especially when the chubby starlet in question, the one who’s ass isn’t even a good chubby ass, but more the sunken and sad chubby ass, despite being 18 years old, and people are more interested in her because of the tits, or lack of tits from cutting off her tits, but still has tits because her hormones are all janky like an 11 year old getting her period early thanks to being from a broken home…only richer.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

23

Jun

Fine…I’ll Give Into Sara Jean Underwood of the Day

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I ignore Sara Jean Underwood. I just figure she’s had her time to shine and that was int eh playboy era…when she was 18…while at 30, I’m just like whatever…

But she is killing it on Instagram. She’s reclaiming her Playboy relevance, her expertise, her pre-Ryan Seacrest fake tit hosting shitty TV show sex strategy…

She’s doing the Share for Share, Women Crush Wednesday with every low level hooker with millions of pervert followers and is in turn getting millions of pervert followers and coupled with her previous pervert followers – she’s relevant again!

All it takes is slutty pics on some slut – and put that slutty slut content out there…for easily impressed bros to get excited about…instead of forcing them to find new pussy doing the same silly photoshopped photoshoots for instagram…which isn’t instant at all..

These pics are hilarious….beautiful scenery never looked so cheesy…and botox…I guess she’s bored living in Colorado…

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2016

23

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Leather Skirt of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz in a pair of very high heels to try to lean her up and make her look hotter than she is – while wearing a tight skirt is pretty dull – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

But I think it’s just a great excuse to repost her little underdeveloped bratty rich kid turned hollywood starlet, overrated becaue actors don’t matter but they think they do, in this world of social media…what I call the last of a golden era still trying to maintain despite their ship sinking – much like a blog….tits…

In a see through shirt – with nipple rings…from the other day – which is pretty much her best work…even if it’s not that great and people don’t give a fuck about her or her movies either way…

Seriously, go to to the theater on a Friday night – the chances any movie is sold out – unless it is Star Wars or a Comic Book movie is ZERO…ZERO chance…But I guess Hollywood makes Netflix movies people sit at home and binge watch…which is hope for girls like Chloe Grace that she won’t have to start a VINE or work exclusively for her snapchat…

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2016

23

Jun

Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who looks German and who’s name is German, because her family heritage is German and who I’ll pretend was raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..and she’s the third generation…all Aryan..not because I like Nazi or Nazi spawn…I am not a Nazi Sympathizer even if I understand why Nazi’s went along with orders, not because the Jews are a horrible people, I adore Jewish women, except Amy Schumer but because if everyone around you is telling you to do something, and if you don’t do it, you get killed…sometimes it’s easier to go along with it…

I just think it’s funny to call a girl a Nazi with Nazi grandfather until she breaks and give me blowjobs…because Brazilian models with German roots always want to give me Blowjobs when I call them Nazis…

This is some lame shoot…but she’s doing the Arm Bra…boom…

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2016

23

Jun

Ellen Page Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day

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This is an Ellen Page titty screengrab from a movie she’s in called Into The Forest…

Ellen Page is the canadian girl who played JUNO the pregnant teen and for a period of time was in the news, was a lot of hype but at 29, the only interesting thing she’s done is lesbianism.

I like calling lesbians lesbians because they get so mad about it, because all lesbians are intense and angry, uptight and passionate about being the worst…and they say shit like “don’t define me by who I love”….even thought I don’t judge or care who they love…they just like to be dramatic about shit…and when it comes to them talking about themselves, they never shut up about being a lesbian….”as a lesbian woman”…”from my lesbian perspective”…because like VEGANS lesbians love you knowing they are lesbians, but they hate when you call them lesbians…they demand a safe space….

I don’t get along with lesbians..but I love what they do with pussies…

I could have lived a pretty inadequate life never seeing Ellen Page tits..and now that I’ve seen her tits…I can go back to living a pretty inadequate life..having seen her tits…but confident I already forgot them…because they’re just tits….

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2016

23

Jun

Girl VS COPS….and Other Videos of the Day

Prisoner Throws Feces at Judge After Being Sentenced

NOLLYWOOD – NIGERIAN HORROR MOVIE TRAILER

KFC Robbery

Painting Dead Trees Green in China

Man Swallowed Wrench

Man Killed in Brazil

Naked Man in Milan

Monkey Like Makeup…

Rice Wine Vendor Uses Tits to Promote Wine…

Cute Medical Procedure of the Day

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2016

23

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like texting girls Let’s go on a trip. Girls fucking love free trips. Then I text “worn vagina’…..and when they react say “AUTOCORRECT, I meant to say WEST VIRGINA”…you know as the destination of our trip…a place NO ONE goes ever…but is probably in my budget of I don’t want to take some mooch on a free trip…they should take me on the damn trip…I just like calling girl’s worn vaginas. They get so defensive…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Slutty Redheads
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Adam Driver – From Marine to Actor…
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The Emmys Don’t Want WHitney Houston’s Emmy Auctioned
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Drunk Ben Affleck Talking Tom Brady
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Transparent Potato Gun at 20,0000 Frames per Second
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Jenna Dewan is Old and Battered
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Tyra Banks is a Slut!
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People Love Ben Affleck Today
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Trump Supporter and his Road Rage
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2016

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realized that the discount grocery store is the best place to find single mothers buying shitty hot dogs for their shitty kids – and that if you’re like me, even when you can’t afford much, because the pain that is life has destroyed you and your money earning potential, you can still move in on them and try to save them by offering 30 dollars for a blowjob in the parking lot while their kid stays inside with a bag of candy you bought him…because you’re a nice guy..

Relatively affordable wdown on their luck women…are the best.

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Ass
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Lea Michele Topless on the Beach
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Will Smith Admits Wild Wild West Was Garbage…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Riding a Dude
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Pudgy Selena Face in the Carpool Karaoke – I Hate this Host…
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World’s Largest
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Treating Autism With Weed – Check It Out
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Arctic Ocean Piano Perfomance..
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Blake Lively Tits – I thought she was Pregnant…
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are Together in Love
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Rihanna Thong
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Slut Bends Over
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Jared Leto On Suicide Squad Creeper
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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You’ll Want to Fuck Mick Foley’s Daughter
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Drake Bet 60,000 On GOlden State
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Sarah Jessica Parker Has a New Show Called Divorce
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Claire Hold Pokies
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Gwyneth Paltrow of the Day
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Heidi Klum Nipples
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Scammer Repairman!
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Ronaldo Throws Mic Into Lake…
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Sporty Sluts
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Tranny Fight!
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Trashy Boobs
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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BAIT BAIT BAIT
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Tattoo Artist with No Hand…
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Angry Bitch of the DAy
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Drunk Idiot in the Lion’s Den
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Jet Boat Fail
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

22

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz Nipple Ring of the Day

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Apparently Chloe Grace Moretz has a nipple ring that David Beckham’s son cums all over…young love or some shit…that probably involves shit…because even when I was 18, I was fucking girls up the ass, they were religious and / or disgusted by the idea of giving me their virginity and thinking about that for the rest of their lives….I get it…

I don’t get why this nipple pic is so shit, I figure if you want to decorate that tit, put it out there, even if your tits are underdeveloped and weird, something her fans probably like since they fell for her when she was 12 and her plastic surgeon dad and his god complex – made him confident she’d exist…but not confident enough to give her free implants…..

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Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz

2016

22

Jun

Amanda Seyfried’s Upskirt of the DAy

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I ‘ve always liked Amanda Seyfried.

There’s nothing much to her. She’s banged some questionable people. There’s been no real scandals and no real excitement, and she’s just worked away at a couple movies a year, making big enough money to not have to bother with all the bullshit of trying to be famous…with social media and taking selfies with everything you do – only to photoshop it before you post it – you have a personal brand to protect…

I think this is the only time I’ve seen her ass in an upskirt that wasn’t in a movie, because she doesn’t give a fuck, but probably gives a fuck, but is pre-social media and doesn’t need to be a vapid cunt fighting for likes, she can be a vapid cunt fighting with her assistant for hotter coffee or whatever it is these actors do..

She’s the new Lohan, which I guess makes her old…and barely memorable – but sometimes an asss flash happens…like right now…and they say dreams don’t come true..

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