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2015

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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This is what I think about social media:

divide and conquer – a way of keeping yourself in a position of power by making the people under you disagree with each other so that they are unable to join together and remove you from your position..

Do you think the internet would be legal if it was actually a free platform for you idiots to share your opinions….it is legal to distract and track your every move.

Idiots.

#MoreLion

#MorePoliceBrutality Videos.

#CelebrityCats….’

Everyone wants a happy ending, except me, i want natural disaster.

My failed pick-up line of the day…was…”you look sad enough to be willing to fuck me, I like that about you…

The highlight of my life…is that I am going to be the unofficial person jumping out of Kylie Jenner’s Birthday cake…

Here are some steplinks…

Kylie Jenner’s 18th Birthday is in Montreal…I am in Montreal…and I Love Kylie Jenner….
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Miley Cyrus GIFs
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Rubiks Cube Winner
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Things that Bounce…
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Naked Guy in the Grocery Store
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Selma Hayek Huge Tits
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Twin Models of the Day
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Lena Dunham Fat Shames Herself
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Donald Trump Breast Pump Shaming
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Slut of the Day
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The Nanny is in Love with Ben Affleck
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Genevieve Morton Instagram
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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James Woods Suing a Twitter Troll
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Mariah Carey is Busty
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Chrissy Teigen Nude Enough
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Pet Rat Tricks
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Joanna Krupa Nude Body Paint for PETA
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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage
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Columbian Model Smuggling Drugs to China – Gets Caught- May Get Executed
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Betty White on Cecil
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Donald Trump – Breast Pump Shaming
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Kourtney Kardashian – Cleavage
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Charlotte McKinney – Tits for Cosmo
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Sofia Vergara Cleavage….
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Miley and her Fat Sister
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Woody Allen on his “Paternal Relationship” with his wife/daughter
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Bella Thorne Has Breasts
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Roller Coaster Video of the Day
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Kim K’s Body Double…is a Monster
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Video Bomber Scares Reporter
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Columbian Model ina Bikini
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Google Translate App is Insane..
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Some “Celebrity” Sex Pics
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Big Fucking Tits
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Today in Porn GIFS
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WHo Can Hold The Enema Longest
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Two Girls Smoking in the Shed
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Hot Naked Stoner
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Greek Slut
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Get Your Naked News
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Some Babe in her Hotel
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More Pussy than Tinder
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Girl Strips to Get Revenge on Guy
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Dudes Almost Kill a Girl
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If you want more real girls…doing real things…because they are real horny…everyone is horny…
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Locker Room Smoking Slut
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2015

30

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Ass Picker of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan will never die. She’s proved that her career can die, but this bitch can take an obscene amount of abuse…and still manages to have an ass I’d love to eat, even knowing that it’s tainted, but also that it’s probably never shit, because she’s some cocaine fueled robot with no soul…not that a shitting ass would be a turn off for me eating ass, I’m mean it’s something I deal with everytime I eat ass, and apparently, the ass always wins….I mean…as a general concept…because the fact it’s being eating by me…means it’s actually lost…

To see more pics of LOhan in a bikini CLICK HERE

But if you’re over her, like the film industry and producers are, here’s her replacement, co-star from Mean Girls, who I assume cast a spell on Lohan when they were in the same room, to either steal Lohan’s career…and/or…do Lohan better than lohan….Amanda Seyfried…in Leggigns…

Actress Amanda Seyfried, wearing a 'Save Them All' t-shirt from Best Friends Animal Society, walks to the gym

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2015

30

Jul

Elsa for GQ Magazine Mexico of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is Swedish, yet she’s in GQ Mexico…how’s that make sense? Is this globalization? Or is this just making a girl an international success…

The fact is that she’s disappointing, because before she was a VS model on their promotional tour, she was a nude model, getting naked in fashion editorials that may have had no point, but that involved naked girls, and naked girls, is all the story I need for a fashion editorial, or really any editorial, I grew up jerking off to Playboy, I can appreciate that vibe in the mainstream, more than throat fucking, humiliation, teen porn…I’m wholesome like that…

What I am saying is, these pics aren’t naked enough for a girl who gets naked…

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2015

30

Jul

Nina Agdal Has Eats Lipstick and Has No Nipples of the Day

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If you’re wondering what’s new in Nina Agdal, the annoying, loud, drunk, Danish model who I think lives in Miami….despite looking like a retard who shoudl probably live in a retard home…

She’s been eating Lipstick…

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And has no Nipples…

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Who cares.

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2015

30

Jul

Old Timer 90s Playboy Sluts in Bikinis of the Day

Reminding us that you can never be too old to wear a bikini for the paparazzi you hire, because you understand your only value in the world, is your physical appearance, and you’ve done everything in your power to continue that into your 50s, despite having countless kids, you’ve been committed….

Here are health advocate Brooke Burke…in a bikini SEE MORE

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And ex hooker, Charlie Sheen wife and possible sexual deviant, plastic surgery ridden, Denise Richards… SEE MORE

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90s Playboy chicks…living thing good life…and I guess in their defense their tits are only 20 and in their prime…

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2015

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day

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This is supposed to be a nude pic of Miley Cyrus…

I would be more into it if her bush was a little more outrageous…trimmed by outrageous..I mean she is one of those armpit hair feminists, that I’d had to find out just does that for impact…

That said, I am a firm believer and lover of bush….and not because I like feminists, or homeless chicks, or obese women who are too lazy to shave…but because it represents EROTICA to me..just get my face in it…and rub that hair all over me…kind of thing…

I am a firm hater of people who think bush is gross, because they’ve been brain washed to think that it is unhygienic, or bush isn’t sexy or erotic, and that bald is beautiful, even though bald is almost just easy to maintain, you just gotta shave it all off..

Now I don’t know if this is Miley, but i’ll assume it is..because this is something she’d put out there…while I’m waiting for her to do something more inspiring…like tranny sex videos…to really shake things up and expose her existence…

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2015

30

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Boobie Play of the Day

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These are some screencaps from some GQ produced “viral video” called “How to Date Charlotte McKinney”…

Where you can get sucked into her up talking, dumb sounding, florida trash….lying about how she dates, who she dates, or what she thinks about dating, she’s just talking in Cliches while looking more unattractive than I originally thought…snorting and swearing like the drunk hooters girls she was mean to be….

What she forgets to say is “Rich and Connected” and/or “ex celebrity Stephen Dorff”….

She’s the worst…and doesn’t belong…here’s the video anyway – you’re welcome GQ….

But a reminder that America, the land of big tits, is still ass obesessed, but back to being tit obsessed, which I guess is a familiar place, even though I like ass, as tits come in so many shapes and sizes I can enjoy, while asses are just hit and miss….flat all back, fat, sloppy, etc…

So Big tits are back in, not that they were ever out, but they weren’t getting the same love asses were….but now they have the power to create something as shit as Charlotte McKinney…so never underestimate the power of tits…

Here she is talking about her boobs on Cosmo…for the men….pretending to be for the women…and that face…it’s so bad…

Here are some paparazzi pics of her “Bra less” because this bitch MILKS things Hard CLICK HERE

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2015

30

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is the tall, awkward, weird looking, average acting, actor from I don’t fucking know what..

I just remember her as some underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

Now she’s showing her tits in a bikini, because it’s summer and people like showing their tits in bikinis…it comes across as less desperate….and slutty, even if it’s a “hey look at me in a bikini”…which by default is desperate and slutty….exhibitionist behavior…

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2015

30

Jul

Lily Collins on a Paddleboard in a Bikini of the Day

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Lily Collins has a career of her own. I am sure it has nothing to do with her dad being Phil Collins…the singer…of such classics as…su su sudio…

And everything to do with raw talent…and/or how scandalous she gets on instagram…with these bikini pics of her paddleboarding like a 40 year old mom on a retreat or some shit…

I need more crawling around on all fours…But there’s a bikini and bikinis get noticed by me..

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2015

30

Jul

Niykee Heaton is Amazing of the Day

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Niykee Heaton is some Youtube cover artist, who realized that doing cover songs would get her views, and views will get her subscribers, and subscribers will get her a record deal with Justin Timberlake trying to USHER her, but that I guess went no where, but allowed her to focus on what she is actually passionate about, showing off her fat tits, fat ass, and waist trained waist to hip ratio, like a Hip Hop video vixen, who could have been the one in videos singing, but instead is shaking her ass…on instagram…like the black dudes she seems designed for, I fucking love it.

Here’s some of her recent work….

Beyoncé-d these waves. (???? @jayylawton)

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2015

30

Jul

Kelsey and Baylee Soles are the Twin Sisters People are Excted About of the Day

Anyone who has had a threesome will tell you “they weren’t all that hot, but there were two of them”….it takes a real lottery win, and/or a lot of money or fame, to land a threesome with two serious fucking babes…and I guess the same goes for twins….Two is better than one.

The PR team behind Soles Twins, are pushing this shit aggressively. They are all over Vogue and DailyMail, and all these other magazines, excited that there are new twins who are decent looking enough, you know in this hipster world, but more importantly, tall and skinny enough, to make it in the world of modeling…

A world, that I find cheesy as fuck, posing for the sake of posing, while everything thinks they are fucking models…and any girl, no matter what her face looks like, gets signed if she’s over 5 foot 8….

So I don’t find these girls hot, but they are getting hype, and I guess that’s enough for me to notice…but more importantly, #skinny #legs…

I don’t believe they are the next Olsens, or even the Barbie Twins, or the Budweiser Twins….But I do believe in skinny legs….I also believe that twins all fuck each other, even fraternal twins, because they have weird connections, and it’s technically masturbation…and incest…all at once..

Here’s some of there uneventful pics, making me believe, they have very expensive team pushing them because why else would I fucking know them…It’s not like I’m front row at fashion week. I don’t even get off my couch…or even browse the interent that aggressive.

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2015

30

Jul

Burger King Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

Couple Has Sex in the Grocery Store

How to Not Getting Eaten By Escalator Instruction Video

Jeep Hits Barrier – Bounce Back

Cop Gets Bit – Shoots Shots in the Sky

Irish Girls VS Slingshot

Clerk VS Homemade Shot Gun

Cop VS Truck Driver

Pepsi Truck Crashes, Filipinos Take ADvantage

25 Year Old Israeli Jumper…What theFuck

Dude Attacking Cops with a Knife

Hong Kong Girl Kicks Dude in a Head

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2015

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it entertaining that people are so mad that America is mad a dentist killed a lion for 50,000 dollars and is blaming the local African tribesmen who saw money and got excited enough to risk it…and will now probably die…while Dentist shows off the lion head that made him famous to his asshole friends…

Social media is “You’re mad about a lion when black America is being killed by cops”….or “You’re mad about a lion when American is poor”, or whatever the other issues are.

I just want to say, it’s ok to be mad about more than one thing. I’m mad about everything to the point of not caring, I hate everything to the point of not caring….and you can hate everything too. In fact, it’s encouraged.

Here are some stepLINKS..in the Morning…

Fuck Fit Bit…It’s All About Fit Bitches
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Grumpy Dog of the Day
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Florida Mom Defends Daughter by Chasing a Boy with Scissors
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Kate Moss Nipples…
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Trashy Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Twin Models of the Day
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Vertical Takeoff
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Tyler the Creator Dressed As Cat in the Hat – Rapping the Book…What?
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Some Frat Sues Rolling Stone
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Newest Golf Bitch
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31 Songs in a Minute…
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80s Supermodel TV Show is Coming…
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Insane 911 Call…that Ends with Death of 17 Year Old because Operator is a Bitch.
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2015

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls who think of themselves as signed models make me laugh…

I love when I see a cashier at the grocery store and I say “shit, we should take pics of you for the internet”…and she says “talk to my agent”..

I’m like girl, you’re a fucking cashier at a grocery store, at least be a hooker or sugar baby like other models, so that when you tell me to talk to your agent I can take you seriously…because you’re not in a fucking smock, but rather at bottle service..

Not that I like taking pictures, it’s fucking dumb, but sometimes, you just get inspired for a minute or two…only to be shut down…but delusions…

Everyone’s a fucking model, trying to be famous,….That said, if you’re looking for me, talk to my agent.

Fine, I don’t have an agent, I’ll be at the strip club…

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Here re some stepLINKS…

CRAZY BOOTY So Much Booty
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Jane Birkin Wants Her Name Off Hermes Bag…
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Summer St Clair in Lingerie
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Eva Longoria Has a Cameltoe…
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Grumpy Puppy is Genius
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Teresa Palmer Breast Feeding
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Kendall Jenner Camel
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Guy Who Left Dog in Car – Loses it on a Chick Who Tried to Free Dog
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Some Michelle Williams Mom Porn…
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Treasure Finds 1 Million Worth of Gold
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Hottest Francesca Eastwood on Instagram Pics
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Christina Applegate at a Premiere
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Page Six Says Gisele Wore a Burqua to Get Tits Done…
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Game of Thrones Actor Doesn’t Watch Game of Thrones Becuase of Misogyny
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Emma Glover is Hot
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini
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Sienna Miller’s Eating
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Corgi Trying to go Down Stairs…
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Ronda Rousey has a Pokemon Obsession..
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Chernobyl’s New Confinement Structure
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Girl at the Sharknado Premiere…
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Kelly Brook Hard Nipple
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Abbey Clancy for Reebok
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Whitney Cummings Happy with Weight Gain
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Ben Affleck is Not Fucking the Nanny
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Ireland Baldwin’s at a Movie Premiere
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Taylor Swift Butt Cheek
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Briana Lee Naughty Selfies…
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German Compared to Other Languages..
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Arielle Kebbel Long Legs…
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Tom Brady Battles…
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Victoria Silvstedt is in a Bikini
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Elsa Pataky Cleavage
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Chrissy Teigen for WOmen’s Health….
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Dude Stabs Another Man in Subway Dispute
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Elsa Hosk Looks Like a Lunatic
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Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzzlered
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Supergirl in Costume
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The Charlie Riina Thong Ass
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Kylie Jenner Booty.
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Cara Delevinge of the Day
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The Hot Girl From the Old Spice AD
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Hot Naked Stoner
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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Some “Celebrity” Sex Pics
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Slingshot Fainting
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Pornstar Builds Darth Vader out of Sex Toys
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Get Your Naked News
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Today in Porn GIFs
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Girls Paid to Pop Balloons Naked
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2 Dildos – One Snatch
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Why ARE These Marines Naked for Gays?
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Get Pussy on This Site of the Day
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Perky Tit Cam Show
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If you want more real girls…doing real things…because they are real horny…everyone is horny…
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Interesting Video
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Locker Room Smoking Slut
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2015

29

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Gossip of the Day

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This is pretty next level…

The story is Gisele celebrated her 35th birthday by getting new tits, or 11,000 dollars of surgeries, which isn’t the scandal, we know all these people have plastic surgery, their looks are their everything, their purpose….

It gets better…she did it while dressing like a Muslim woman in full religious burqa…because shitting on a religion to stay anonymous is genius, especially when it is for new tits….

But she did did it with her regular driver and open toed shoes….

Hilarious fail, probably to distract from Tom Brady on Facebook, or whatever else is going on….

I can assume this will lead to some retaliation, but to muslims, lingerie models are probably already all evil…as their rich oil money hire to shit on them….

Best disguise ever…especially in Paris, a place where the paparazzi are powerful enough to kill royalty..

Here’s some pics of her because why not celebrate this crazy stunt…

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