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2015

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The failed pick up line of the day was….”let me be the second or third dick in your gangbang”….

Some people just don’t understand romance…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Star Wars Fan Girls
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George Constanza Being George Constanza for Kat Dennings
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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini
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Chihuaua Who Hates Eating Alone
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WNBA’s First Arrest
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Guy Burns Friend with Magnifying Glass
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Kendall Jenner – Booty
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Chubby Dancing Kid
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Strong Girl on the Flex Cam
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Saddest Fan in Sports History
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Costume of the Day
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Car Horn Wired to the Break Pedal
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The 100 Best Movies on Netflix
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2015

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some internet hooker who has a following on social media because she made a titty video…called me out saying…


I FIND THE IMPLICATION OF ABUSE OF YOUNG GIRLS IN YOUR NAME DISTURBING

To which I respond, because it has come up, since it is a creepy enough name…hence why I chose it..because trolling as a creep a the time was funny, where as trolling as a nice guy, like “butterflydad”…would probably be funny today….is that my name implies that I drink, that I married a women who already shat out a couple kids and that their wanted nothing to do with her, so I got stuck with her…I don’t have kids of my own…so that I can take a passive irresponsible role…and if anything tells your brain that being a drunk stepfather means you abuse young girls…it’s because you probably were abused as a young girl…I drink…I don’t abuse….fuck yourself you damaged hooker who shows her tits on the internet…

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All this to say that…I am changing my site name to DrunkenStrauss…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Towels
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Topless Glamour Model’s Vacation Video
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Everybody Loves Raymond Suicide…
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Gillian Anderson Asked Chris Martin on a Date
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Abigail Rathcford is a Good Slut
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Topless WHore of the DAy
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Katie Cassidy in a BIkini
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Slut of the DAy
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Saddest Fan in Hockey History
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Eva Mendes Post Pregnancy Hotness
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The Chinese Government Wants You To Stop Hiring Strippers for Funerals
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Apparently Bradley Cooper and Irina Shyk are Dating
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Pixie Lott Side Tit
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Black Belt in Card Shuffling
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Girls in Team Jerseys
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Body Double of the Day
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Some Weird Facts About Dreams
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Jerry O’Connell Pranks His Kids with his Wife’s Previous Marraige
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Baseball Player Move of the Day – Which Isn’t Saying Much Because Baseball Sucks
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Trying to Look Up Blake Lively’s Skirt
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Nude Photos from Allure’s Nude Issue
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Lindsay Vonn Booty in a Tight Dress
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The Backflip in McDonald’s Girl
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Ashley Benson Has Some Thick Fucking Legs
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Nadeea Volianova Nipple Show!
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Julia Roberts and Jodie FOster on Set is as Hot as You’d Expect
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So Many SPiders…This is Terrifying
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Horny Nicki Minaj Performance
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Emma Watson is Still Cute Enough to Want to Cum Inside
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Joanna Krupa Cleavage in a Tight Dress
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Vivica A Fox – Short Skirt
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A Bunch of Asses
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Woman Asks 100 Guys for Sex
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So Much Underboob
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Hawkeye and Captain America Call Black Widow a Slut
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Bad Stepmom
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Booty Bounce…
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Find a Hot Young Girl Who Takes Care of a Daddy Who can Takes Care of Them…
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Couple on Side of the Road
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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Two Sexy Amateur Babes Flashing
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Fiona Sciciliano Huge Tits
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Public Oral Sex
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High School Dance
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Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain Sex Tape Exists
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Jenny Flashes While Driving
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Hot Naked Chick…
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Lick The Pussy
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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Fisty
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Hot Blonde in a Hot Video
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Lacey Banghard
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

23

Apr

Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction…

The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me…

Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit…

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2015

23

Apr

Gia Genevieve Does Terry Richardson of the Day

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No this isn’t Amanda Lepore…or Anna Nicole Smith..this is GIA GENEVIEVE…a Playboy chick…who I guess by model standards is fat….but by erotica and willing to get naked in pictures standards is fucking amazing…because look at those fucking tits…I want to breast feed on them…until I suffocate and die…

She doesn’t have a thigh gap, but she shows her gap…and that’s perfectly ok to me…

She’s running the old school pin-up vibe, which I liked in the era it was big…and always hated when chubby girls tried to get in on it because it was the only scene they could get naked in…you know that whole burlesque movement of uglies…dressed like Betty Page…but the truth is..I am all about this girl….

Maybe it is the Terry Ricardson pics, the fact I see her clit, the huge tits…or maybe it is that she’s not a broken down girl trying to be hot thanks to a loophole…she’s just a hot girl…being hot with concept…

I dig it….but I would rather be digging my fingers inside her romantically..to make her cum….

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2015

23

Apr

Gigi Hadid Birthday Facial of the Day

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Gigi Hadid posted this picture of her getting a birthday facial…that isn’t really a traditional facial or even a porn facial…but more a splashing water on her face while wearing a bikini, which to me implies that she’s getting pissed on…or into that shit…and to me it’s close enough to her taking a load on her face because I can focus on her facial expression and assume it would be the same with semen..

Not that I care about that or about Gigi hadid. Sure, I have no real clue why the world has accepted her and why she’s booking all these campaigns…I do know how she got these campaigns…but not why it worked..

I want to assume she’s a brat with an ego thanks to all the hype she’s getting…but I know nothing about her…she may be the sweetest girl alive..and to judge a book by it’s cover would be wrong…that’s why these bikini pics should be more uncovered…seriously…show us your labia…

She’s not all that great, but it is her birthday, even though it is safe to assume that everyday is her fucking birthday…thanks to a dad who probably gifts her harder than he gifts his sugar babies…

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2015

23

Apr

Lindsey Pelas Proves Her Tits are REal of the Day

Lindsey Pelas is pretty much a nobody..a very very very busty and amazing nobody…She rose to internet fame from a viraldeo she did based on her massive fucking tits…that basically made her famous enough perverts everywhere obsessed…like tits have made so many girls before her famous….it’s not all that shocking…people fucking love tits.

Now, she was 1.2 million followers and I guess the haters are hating…because she felt the need to prove her tits are real….and I am perfectly ok with that…

She’s from Louisiana…clearly well fed…clearly the kind of genetic mess you’re into as long as you don’t have to see her nipples…and I am into whatever the fuck is going on here….

To See the Full Video CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Apr

Pixie Lott Nipple Tape of the Day

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Pixie Lott has nipple tape on…

Apparently that’s news…when the real news as far as I’m concerned is that this is the free the nipple generation and that nipples everywhere should be shown to make a stand for womens rights….while this Pixie Lott nipple tape looks more like bandages covering up what maybe oversized, freakishly large areola….or maybe her tit is wearing a fucking diaper because it has food poisoning and keeps shitting itself…I don’t fucking know…but I know whatever is going on here…is just fucking wrong…

That said, who is Pixie Lott? Isn’t she the geldoff who didn’t die of a drug overdose..?

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2015

23

Apr

Bai Ling Selfies of the Day

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Bai Ling is a fascinating creature who could be a tranny, because you never know with an asian…

She’s been rumored to be in her 50s, she’s lurked around LA for a long time, but no one really knows what she does…and for some reason…she posted these topless selfies…for no real reason…

I guess the most important thing about her, other than her really long nipples…that she doesn’t mind showing off, becasue like her..they are timeless…

Is that she’s the OG BAE…

Now that my not count for much…but it matters to me….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Apr

Ashley Benson Showing Her Stomach of the Day

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Ashley Benson is the chubby pretty little liar…who was extremely famous because the show is so big amongst the tweens..but not quite as big as her belly…

I’ve never seen the pretty little liars show, I just know that looking at her instagram picture makes me feel like I am reading an maternity clothing catalog…

Maybe I’m being an asshole, but maybe Ashley Benson is the real asshole who broke free from her show, to differentiate herself, in something that was mainstream buy edgy…and that involved threesomes with James Franco and Vanessa Hudgens, all while being 10 pounds too fat…

I mean…I have expectations for tweens running around in bikinis, I don’t want to see mid 20 year old colllege grad looking girls who spent the last 4 years drinking beer, eating pizza and sucking dick..

I get it, hormones in the food…kids are fatter than they used to be…fat is in..and I guess what it really comes down to is that I actually don’t care…

You see a sloppy 20 something is better than the obese 50 something I fuck with…and the reality is that I sext with all kinds of chubby 20 year olds…and like it..but the difference between them an Ashley Benson…is that they give me the time of day while Benson is on TV….and that’s what matters…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2015

23

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld has some serious fucking eyebrows..because the recently turned 18 year old…is 18 years old…and based on my extensive research on snapchat and tinder…18 year olds are all a bunch of hipster hippies…who accept that they have body hair..and who don’t go the route of Kim Kardashian, Jersey Shore and the instagram model trash by waxing it all off…but instead grow the fucker out and that is amazing…

So if you want to predict a girl’s pussy hair by looking at her face…always go for the eyebrows…it will tell you a story…you’d probably rather be tasting..

I don’t remember what movies she’s been in, why she matters, but I do remember that she’s in Flaunt magazine wearing a bikini top…because it just fucking happened motherfuckers…

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2015

23

Apr

Behati Prinsloo’s Crotch Adam Levine Polluting of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is the Vagina that secured the most irritating popstar in the history of popstars…Adam Levine…and tricked him into marriage because being from wherever the fuck you name your kid Behati….means that she just wants the American dream and a guy who is always on the radio…and who is always on TV…represents that dream…on some David Hasselhoff level…

So she’s now going to live the good life as soon as she gets knocked up and live happily every after on child support when he runs off with other fresher models…seeing as nothing lasts forever…unless of course the moral code and values programmed into her from her mother country…a place they name their kids Behati is a place where dudes can do whatever the fuck they want to do….which works for egotistical assholes who think they are important because their record sales and celebrity is…

Who cares…he’s the worst, but she’s not so bad…

Here she is in some Shitty bikini catalog campaign….

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2015

23

Apr

Kim Kardashian Earth Day Bullshit of the Day

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Her name is Kim Kardashian…you’ve probably heard of her, because she’s been labeled the most powerful woman in entertainment, which is an insane concept considering she is just a hooker porn slut who took a lot of black cock publicly…with a reality show…

She matters more than any of these vapid actresses who think they have talent…and in a lot of ways…I think that’s awesome.

Sure, I find her irritating, trashy, shameless, disgusting…unattractive, overrated…the devil…but the fact that she’s the most important person in pop culture gives this singers and actors and people who think they are trained or have talent a little fuck you…because no one cares you dancing monkey…we’re more into the bitch who exposes her life to the world….

Real life, even when scripted, is just more powerful than Sandra Bullock in Gravity…or whatever…and here she is being a whore on Earth Day…because as you know she’s the biggest human waste, pollutant, natural disaster due to the state of the world there is…and she’s got the titties to distract from that..

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2015

23

Apr

Anna Ewers for W Magazine of the Day

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I like Anna Ewers, Rhymes with Sewers..because she’s a german model and germans like to be treated like sewers…unless German Scat porn is a rumor…we’d have to ask Heidi Klum…

She was discovered on a blog by Alexander Wang, proving to all the girls I try to get naked in photos for my blog that it really can pay off…I mean this Anna Ewers has been in Vogue, now W…she’s worked with a bunch of brands and makes millions of dollars…the blog life can pay off…

Well, here she is for Venetia Scott, a photographer…playing a 50s or 60s housewife, that I wish she was, because a 50s housewife forced to work the house for her husband and their nuclear family…unhappy sexually…and unstimulated…medicating with booze and sedatives…with no where to go…..is a plae I’d want Anna Ewers…I’m traditional like that…

Here are the pics..too bad she’s not topless…but the good news is that she’s been topless..

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2015

23

Apr

Kate Upton on her Nudes for Es Magazine of the Day

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I guess in being constantly praised in her youth as the rich girl with huge tits, who ended up taking that praise to heart and turning it into a career, where she was surrounded by people in the industry praising her rich girl with huge tits, making it seem like the praise was legit…allowing her to undo the belt buckle of her trendy designer bikini on set of Sports Illustrated Swim…to eat a little, because she made it…only to never stop eating…turning into a chubby plus sized model no one calls a plus sized model..but who’s back would imply she’s a plus sized model…doesn’t get how humanity works…

You see the same people that smile to your face, talk shit behind your back…and the same people talking shit on your social media…are talking shit behind your back…because the more you achieve, the more people hate you…and when you’re fat as fuck while achieving it, the more people think you’re an overrated and overfed hack who pulled off a scam…making them angry for whatever reason…

Her recent story is that she finally opened up about her nudes that were leaked…without opening up the way she did in those nudes and this is what she had to say:


“It’s an invasion of my privacy and it’s not OK. It’s illegal,” she states. “People don’t have a right to look at those photos or to judge them.”

I agree…what is on your phone should only be between you, the government, your phone provider, the FBI, the app owners of apps you run…and not some kid who hacked your icloud….those pictures are property of the owner and should probably never have been released…but the fact is that when you’re a public figure in a world that love nudes…the better strategy is to not save the fucking things…because you’re a target…and not only because you’re 500 pounds and people can’t see past you..

Nudes are public domain the second you send them out to a motherfucker who can get his phone stolen, or who can send to his friends, or whatever..nudes are a liability, if you think they are a big deal..which brands and Christians probably do…

People don’t have the right to look at the photos and judge…I mean that’s like saying “you can’t have an opinion on things you see ever”…that’s just not how our fucking brains work…and when it comes to sexting, everyone may have nudes, everyone may be trying to masturbate with their partner so that their partner doesn’t cheat on them, even though he cheated on them…but not everyone shows the fucking world due to negligence or anything…

So yes…you’re a horny, sexual, high estrogen monster….who some may find a whore for your pics, but others may jerk off to…and people like may just have no interest in because the nudes sucked, your body sucked, get over yourself…if you can find the strength in your legs, because that’s a huge thing to get over…if you know what I mean…if you don’t…I called you plus sized again.

Who cares.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

23

Apr

Sia’s Heidi Klum Video of the Day

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Apparently the super famous Sia, who has been in the music industry forever, but no one gave a fuck about her until she did some EDM song, launching her career, that involves more than one video of the creepiest little dancing girl…who went viral and in a way was the Emrata of the year, without the tits, thanks to not hitting puberty yet…but who has been replaced with a veteran with tits…Heidi Klum..

The video is not compelling at all…a redneck German doesn’t really work for me, and burning down a house reminds me of an Emimen Featuring Rihana Video..

But Heidi Klum is in a bra..and even at 50..and a mom of 500 kids…with must be an intersting vagina, filled with German scat and German ethnic cleansing…still looks good..so here it is…

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