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2014

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My new strategy with hookers and sluts who want the void in their souls filled with a peni, is to pull a bitch move and tell them that they don’t make me feel special, and like I am the only cock they want…and I do it by telling them they have cankles…

That may not make sense to you, which is good because it doesn’t make sense to them either…but it does make them feel insecure about their cankles and that is funny…

Here are some stepLINKS

Mrs Doubtfire 2 is Happening….
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11 Amazing Things Jesus Would Do
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Heidi Klum Topless Topless Bikini
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Serena Williams Bikini Body…
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Some Cunt with a Green Smoothie
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John Hamm Cried During Frozen
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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SLUT of the Day
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Some Bella Thorne Photoshoot of the DAy
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Kim Kardashian as Audrey Hepburn
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Hot as Fuck Canadian Pole Vaulter Ass…
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Will Arnett is Dumping Amy Pohler Cuz She Sucks
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Amanda Seyfried Legs in Shorts…
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Kendall and Kylie Sweet Ass In Bikini Thongs
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Criminal of the Day
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The Next Avatar has been Found
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Mini Masters Crazy Golf…
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Naked Girl from Primal Fear…
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Sallie Axl Upskirt!!
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Christina Aguilera’s Huge Pregnant Tits
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Kids UNder 12 Partying! For the Perverts
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Courtney Stodden is an ANgel
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A Man Versus Nature’s Vagina….
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Dita Vont Teese is So Retro…
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Bianca Beauchamp Work Out Instagram…
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Artists Who Got Rich Before they Died
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Taylor Swift Surprises a Fan
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Keri Russell Bare Ass
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One Big Hollywood Cunt
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Great Connect the Dots Puzzles
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Teens Almost Burn To Death
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Shakira in Panties for a Magazine
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Christ Bearer Is Hated By the Wu-Tang Clan
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Leighton Meester Cleavage
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Erin Andrews Filming a Commercial
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Short And Dumpy – The Real Kim Kardashian
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Classy Family Picnic
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Selena Gomez for Adidas
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28 Birthday Traditions From Around the World…
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Amanda Seyfried Dumpy as Fuck
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Tom Cruise Did Buy Laura Prepon
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Kate Middleton’s Playing Cricket…
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Glee Rivals
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Miley Cyrus Needs Her Ass Fucked. She Keeps Begging For It…
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Petra Cubonova in a Bikini
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Elizabeth Gillies Cleavage
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Amazing Rosie Huntington-Whitely 2006 Terry Richardson Pics….
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Girls Who Are in Bed
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Hot Models COming Out of the Water
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So Many Asians
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Lookin Down Erin Andrews’ Shirt
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Shia LeBeef Only Owns One Pair of Pants
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Trolling Delivery Guy
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A girl and her Vibe
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Butt DIldo
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Brett Rossi Topless Viking….
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Powerful in Store Pissing….
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Some Porno for Mormons
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Big Tits Masturbating
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I Want to Have Sex with DJ Megan Daniels
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Nipple on Instagram of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s fake tits like attention…they are the reason she became an it girl despite being a horrible, talentless twat incapable of anything interesting…except maybe fucking Kanye…when Kim was pregnant..

You know just a set of tits that are starting to realize they don’t matter enough for people to care about her, that without them she isn’t that hot, and that putting them onto instagram for the fans, who don’t know why they are her fan, other than being tits on a hugely popular video, because like I said, her tits are all that matters…

I’ll still look, even though I know in a year no one will remember her.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson has been reading too much Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…because it seems like she’s got on Kate Upton’s diet plan…which is eat everything you fucking can…as long as it isn’t vegetables…you know since no one one even remembers who she is…

Or maybe she’s just pregnant….

Both things…pretty awful, but I’m still looking, because bikinis are good…even when they are on awful things…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2014

17

Apr

Irina Shayk on the Beach with Kate Upton For Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is such a Famewhore…

She saw Kate Upton on the beach, and was like “Hey you’re a Sports Illustrated Covergirl…just like me…let’s pose together and fuck the internet up the ass”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…and Irina Shayk was like “I don’t know, I’m just a low level hooker who fucked an athlete to get to where I am”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…

At least she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game, despite all the plastic surgery that makes her look cheap….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

17

Apr

Barbara Palvin Marie Claire Italy Nakedness of the Day

Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked….

They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador

Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers…

And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2014

17

Apr

Olivia Wilde Ass in “Third Person” of the Day

Olivia Wilde is one those actresses who virgin loser dudes are obsessed with. I don’t even know who she is, I just hate her because she chose Wilde as her last name, which is some real basic bitch level of creativity when choosing a stage name…

I mean her actual last name is COCKBURN…

Which to me is so much more relevant, and appropriate and reminiscent of an era when your last name was your fucking job, like Ted Baker the baker, or Tom Cook the cook or, Fred Black the fuckng black guy…cuz you know on her quest to be Hollywood…COCKS WERE FUCKING BUNED>..

Anyway, enough of that, she is naked in her new movie, despite being pregnant, and the put in the the international trailer, and I know my audience of 1 person, so I’ll fucking post the shit for you weirdos…as a memory of what was, since you know after baby…comes…a more battered and broken pussy….

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2014

17

Apr

Serena Williams Bikini Action of the Day

Serena Williams was born a man.

There’s no way that this creature, despite what the bikini is telling you, is an actual woman….

She is up on som “She’s a man”…”Ladybug” shit..her dad was clearly a tennis obsessed dude who figured throwing some color into the mix would change the sport for ever, and in doing that it is possible that he conditioned her to destroy the little white RUssian bitches with her monster serve that she was up against…

You see I actually watch women’s tennis, it’s one of the more erotic sports out there, but every time Serena makes a bitch grunt, I feel like I’m watching black on blonde huge penis porn…

Now I know, people love big black women, and I know she’s a big pro athlete, but I just can’t believe her clit isn’t a dick that’s tucked in during medical checks…

But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t let her sit on my face and smother me…because I would….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SCARY PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Serena Williams

2014

17

Apr

Jennifer Pugh Hot Campaign of the Day

Her name is Jennifer Pugh…and this is her campaign for something called Fete Champetre.

I know pretty much nothing about this model, other than that with my basic knowledge of the English Language….I would pronounce her name as Jennifer Poo and Poo is disgusting….unless her name is PUG…which is amazing, and makes her my soulmate, since I am the pug whisperer and all I do is pug…it’s in my social media assholes so it must be true…and based on this campaign – I am totally into whispering into her PUGH asshole…and determining whether she’s less of a PUG and more of a POO…using my tongue…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Jennifer Pugh

2014

17

Apr

Pretty Puke Photography is Today’s Moment of Inspiration of the Day

The most interesting photographer out there right now is a guy by the name of a href=”http://prettypuke.com/” target=”_blank”> PRETTYPUKE

He is taking hipster babes and making them do dirty, grimy, controversial things, and he’s snap shooting his way through it…and it’s awesome…because he’s using real girls, and not stuck up bitches who think they are too hot to get fucking down dirty…you know because they care more about how they look in their bikini selfie, than actually making an impact, or bringing imagery that inspires….

I think this guy will be the next big thing, he’s already so much more famous than he was when I first saw his stuff, and I like supporting people doing documentary type shit, that I think speak to a generation of people, who are living the life, while giving those of us who aren’t a look into it…

I am a fan….

TO SEE THE REST OF HIS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Photos

2014

17

Apr

Julia Stegner Pregnant in Vogue Germany of the Day

Julia Stegner is a 29 year old, tall as fuck model, from Germany, which means she may have been bred in a lab when Hitler was making arians, because she’s all tall and blonde and pretty fucking perfect…but it also means she’s pragmatic, is good at engineering cars, likes sausages and beer, but most importantly, being shit on while strapped up to a fucking machine, cuz German porn is weird. They are a dark people, despite their light features…

That said, she’s been NAKED FOR FASHION BEFORE …but today she’s naked while pregnant, something I normally find repulsive, even when it’s at the stripclub and willing to suck my dick for a discount cuz normal people don’t like choosing the pregnant one, it makes them feel guilty, when I’m more the kind of guy who would be open to fisting them, just to see if I feel leg.

And I guess she’s doing it right, because I find these pics hot. Maybe it’s my biological clock ticking because it feels my sperm drying up thanks to inactivity, obesity, unhealthiness, and being very near death…but I don’t think guys get like that even with hormonal imbalances like me…

Either way, here’s the shoot.

Posted in:Julia Stegner

2014

17

Apr

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on a Balcony in Jeans of the DAy

I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy.

It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia…

It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

17

Apr

Camille Rowe Amazing in Interview Germany of the Day

I first posted on Camille Rowe in 2011…because I have an eye for the next big thing in modelling, and I should be a talent scout, or maybe I just pay attention to tall skinny girls who are trying to get noticed by booking editorial shoots with major fashion magazines that involve them being naked or topless…and since 2011…I’ve pretty much covered ALL HER FASHION NUDITY …like some kind of obsessed fan, even I don’t actually give a fuck about her tits, or who she is, or anything she really has to offer, I just post them cuz I have nothing better to do…

That said, she’s now a Victoria’s Secret model, and getting press from that. You know replacing the old, being the new, and she’s been at this model shit long enough, and more importantly she’s been topless enough to justify finally getting paid…so here she is in Interview Germany, looking’ hot for old times, you know memories of back when I could have fucked her thanks to her being so grateful that I speak french and give her press, but now she’s just too relevant for that….and the good or bad news is that life goes on…and she’ll still be getting naked for fashion.

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2014

17

Apr

L3MON Brings the Song of the Day

I don’t know shit about shit.

I just know that this Canadian artist from Toronto called L3MON dropped this video…of some babe with big tits in lingerie being hot as fuck to a song that she may or may not be singing…but that she may or may not being Milli Vanilli-ing….which doesn’t fucking matter because I masturbated to it anyway…

We call this today’s soundtrack to your lonely, sad, one-man-sex you’ve come so accustomed to, because adding song to some of the most depressing, yet most pleasurable thing you’ll experience today, at least for that split second before the shame sets in, makes it a little more enjoyable…

Posted in:Music

2014

17

Apr

Elizabeth Olsen in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Here is the billion dollar question…what happens to a girl who grows up being the third in line in the legendary Hollywood family that created a bunch of fucking billionaires….

Do you get depressed or envy your sister’s insane fame and success, or do you not really care since they always had it and you don’t notice it, or do you leverage it to get your own career going, or do you do everything you can to pave you own way…so may questions I don’t care about the answer to…cuz I am just looking at her cleavage in this flaunt shoot that may not be exciting to you because it’s not exciting to me, but I think

Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen

2014

17

Apr

Lady Gaga Photoshopped for Versace of the Day


I saw these pics of Lady Gaga for Versace yesterday and laughed and how soft faced that horrible looking creature looked. I don’t know Gaga, but I have grabbed her ass erotically and obviously saw her in person when that happened, and she looked nothing like this, and it was funny to me that they were trying to pass off this tranny impostor as if it was Lady Gaga, because as you know, trannies do Gaga better than Gaga…

The photoshopping was so well done, bitch was like an artist interpretation of her, so I was glad to see the un-photoshopped pics leak, because it really spoke to what I already new, and provided me with the proof I needed to feel satisfied knowing the Gaga I was trying to jerk off to, wasn’t the real thing…

Here are some of the pics, pretty funny stuff.

Posted in:Lady Gaga