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2014

21

Nov

Bella Thorne at an Event of the Day

Bella Thorne is 17. People are going nuts for her. The blogs are writing about her. She’s a hot commodity. This is her time. Because historically, American based perverts always give girls who are on the cusp of 18 extra attention because of the whole illegal to have sex with, even though she’ll look exactly the same in 9 months when she turns 18, it’s a matter of principal that now is the time to sexualize her, because after 18, it’s just boring.

She was at an event for Horrible Bosses 2. I am sure other people were there…like Jennifer Anistion …but no one cares about her, it’s all about Bella, she even has a slutty and inapproriate name thanks to her parents who pimped her out properly…and she’s wearing a one-piece outfit that touches all her key body parts…in ways…that some may think are magical…but that I can’t see as magical…because she’s not 18..and I am not a pervert…I mean I am in Canada and legally I can bang 16 year olds, but I don’t, because they are the worst…I need a little more weathered and broken…

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Or here she is in something called Red Band Society …that doesn’t look very 17 to me…naughty Hollywood.

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2014

21

Nov

Eilika is Naked of the Day

Eilika is a very weird looking model. She’s one of those models the fashion industry brings on because she looks weird and to them that is “unique” or marketable. Years ago they went crazy for girls with “doll faces”…and now I guess they are going crazy for girls with long faces, that look like they were either run over or just a genetic defect, with a bit of unhealthy, starved, thrown in for dramatic effect….

But the fact is that despite being a hater of long faced girls, I’ve fucked a bunch and they all kind of freaked me out equally, reminding me of that movie with Cher and the handicapped kid, she’s a working model, getting paid and showing tits, so maybe I should care less about the tranny vibe I get from this and more about her willingness to shine, and by shine I mean…show her tits…she’s a model, this is what they do.

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2014

21

Nov

Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel Boring BTS of the Day

I guess in preparation of the Victoria’s Secret Infomercial America is already excited about watching, because I guess they don’t have access to internet porn, or really anything hotter than a bunch of model walking the runway in family friendly, because it is primetime, bikinis….a television event we can all agree is a fucking scam that no one should be excited about….unless you live in a fucking Trailer park and Network TV, and Malls is all you fucking know, Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel were commissioned to release some Behind the Scenes pics, because that’s what their contracts stipulate, and without Victoria’s Secret, Karlie wouldn’t be scissoring Taylor Swift, and Candice would be dying of AIDS back home in South Africa, if she survived being shot by her legless boyfriend…the pics suck, but she’s wet…

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2014

21

Nov

Heidi Klum Nipple on Set of the Day

I don’t know what this photoshoot of Heidi Klum is from, but I am going to assume that it is something recent, where you can see some nipple, even though she’s probably in her 50s, and is a mom of 50, who has been sodomized by massive black penis she was married to, and I’m not talking about Bill Cosby, who seems to have sodomized everyone, including your childhood, I am talking about the OG Scarface…who has the voice of an angel…proving that germans , the freaky pragmatic people, who when not shitting on each other for sexual release, after a day engineering cars, can still look good, thanks to 1940s Aryan Ethnic cleansing experiments coordinated by Hitler…right…

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2014

21

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever.

Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina….

Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old.

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2014

21

Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Instagram is Jokes of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus is pretty great. She’s just some spoiled rich kid, raised by a truck stop hooker, who may have been a cocktail waitress and a dad famous for having one of the trashiest all american songs in the history of shitty one hit wonder music…you know the kind of simple people, with no real morals or values, because my theory is that if you aren’t born rich, you’re garbage…..especially when you become rich and create a Miley you can sell to producers to make more rich…

Basically, what I am getting at, is that Miley has the opportunity to do whatever she wants, to perform however she wants, yet she chooses to be some crackhead, half naked, white girl into weirdo hip hop…and she owns it…

Her instagram…is just fucking next level strange…and kids everywhere are getting into this…and I can’t imagine it being a bad thing, it’s just the future…

Here are some selects of her “art work”…she’s crazy.

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2014

21

Nov

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Roberto Cavalli of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is apparently naked for Roberto Cavalli…which is silly, because I am looking at the pictures and I don’t see anything naked, I feel so lied to by the fashion industry…it’s like that time I almost got tricked to buy a pair of jeans for 100 dollars, even though I knew that it cost them 6 dollars in a sweatshop to make….or even like that time I was invited to some Fashion party in New York, where a bunch of snobby people dressed like clowns acted too cool to even acknowledge anyone they didn’t know…because…fashion…so basically a load of fucking shit…

But luckily, we don’t need fashion nudity when it comes to EDITA…she does BEACH NUDITY HERSELF …and it’s far hotter to look at…

But here’s Cavalli’s newest campaign…because they aren’t paying me to promote it…and I like being charitable, even though I am the one who needs charity.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

21

Nov

Kendall Jenner Says Fuck You of the Day

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If you were wondering what Kendall Jenner was up to…and I know you were – becasue at least one of you – or statistically millions of you care about the Kardashians and all their various forms and versions – from the big monster one to the recently turned 18 year old one that will end up in Victoria’s Secret because the family apparently pushes product…

She says Fuck You…with her hands…the same hands you probably want deep inside you….because prostate massage..

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2014

21

Nov

At Home with Barbara Palvin of the Day

I am not really a fan of Barbara Palvin, she doesn’t really do anything for me, I just assume she’s a big, awkward monster of a girl in person, and these pictures are just from her good angle, knowing that 1000 shots are taken each shoot, including this one, and there’s bound to be at least 10 pics they can use…for whatever it is…especially when she’s barely in these pics, totally clothed, and not being erotic at all…but she is in bed, which may make the voyeur in you want to jerk off on her while she’s sleeping…because that’s what you do…weirdo..I don’t even know if this is her home…we’ll just pretend…

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