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2014

20

Oct

Shay Mitchell in FLAUNT of the Day

Shay Mitchell is making some moves….She’s this famous in her own circle, which happens to be a massive circle, thanks to some really popular show I’ve never heard of called Pretty Little Liars…babe….

I don’t think she’s eever really branched out or expanded on that – like her co-star Ashley Benson, who has done topless pics for the paparazzi, and lesbian sex scenes in Springbreakers….

But I could be totally wrong, since I don’t really follow any of this nonsense, I just look at the pictures and these pictures are from Flaunt Magazine, which isn’t the tropical magazine I’d be into because it doesn’t show the pink, but that is still a magazine that she got all dolled up for and that we should notice, because her massive pay checks and fan base isn’t enough for her ego…

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT SHOWING CLEAVAGE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

20

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Skinny Legs in a Wig of the Day

Here’s a little Sarah Hyland showing some skinny leg…wearing a wig because I guess she’s trying to avoid her stalking ex boyfriend who beat her because he loved her so much…you know the one she got a restraining order against…so that he doesn’t recognize her leaving the party…

Or maybe, just maybe, she’s doing some Halloween bullshit…

I have no idea why I felt this pic was worth posting, oh right, blow job face.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

20

Oct

Miley Cyrus in Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus is still on tour and I guess she’s keeping things on this tour fresh by implementing new props, like these giant stuffed tits, because a few weeks ago she put in a giant fake ass, and it was the logical step in her creative and artistic journey…

I am not hating on anything that is going on here, I find it all semi-erotic, all while being annoying as fuck…you see I am more into the Hannah Montana version of this, the more subtle approach to giving me boners. I don’t really need a girl spread eagled on stage, a need a girl to not be spread eagled on stage, so that I can imagine or want to see her spread eagled on stage, when you give up too much, I am into it in the form of NOODZ, but I guess the only direction for her to go is porn, which being the daughter of Achy Breaky would totally make sense, if she never became Miley…

What I am getting at is…I think she’s peaked…and there’s only actual spread vagina to go from here to keep things interesting, but that won’t happen – thanks to her pile of money…and advisors…even if that’s all she wants to do…and I don’t even thing the internet would care if that happened… that’s more than enough on this.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

20

Oct

Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Naked for Russell James of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is from Australia and like all Australians she probably has one of the trashiest accents around, but with being from Australia, also probably means she’s a good fucking time, because Australian women seem to be hot, ready for bikinis at any given time, but still down to get drunk and sloppy…

She’s 5 foot 11, which makes her modelesque, and that’s convenient since she’s a model…and it is safe to say that some of her best work has been HER BUSH …because as someone who loves bush…I love any and all girls who have them…especially when they are models..because model bush, despite being dirtier in theory, due the lifestyle, is better than fat lazy girl you meet at the fast food restaurant bush, you know because her bush is from laziness and lack of sex and style…proving yet again why it is better to be a model.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM RUSSELL JAMES’ BOOK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw

2014

20

Oct

Glamour Models Shooting Guns of the Day

Glamour Models aren’t hot – that’s why they are Glamour models, otherwise they would be actual models, and not these thirsty as hell girls in the UK just hoping to land a soccer player to knock them up – because in the UK there are as many of these girls as there are players…

But Glamour models do have rocking tits…that’s the whole reason they exist. That’s the whole reason they do cheesy shoots to get published, probably for very little money, to just stand out from the strippers and barmaids they are competing with for the Soccer wallet fucking…

This is a behind the scenes video of a few of them with guns, not sure what it is for, but babes and guns as Cliche as it is, works, when the babes with the guns are Glamour models, which is Cliche to begin with…right…

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Oct

Madison Headrick for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Madison Headrick is some American Model I’ve never heard of…showing some nipple in this Autumn inspired for Marie Claire Italia

She’s not famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM which nowadays is the basis of all things and that makes her more amazing and more interesting – because famous people are shitty and hot girls who get cast in photoshoots who aren’t famous yet, even if they want to be aren’t yet shitty…but I have faith in time they all end up shitty..

Posted in:Madison Headrick

2014

20

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Blocked Me on Instagram of the Day

Someone sent me a link to Emily Ratajkowski because she thinks she matters, I assume it was someone working for her, because even being in a hit movie, no one fucking cares. We’re over her sloppy tits, that are probably fake, and even if they aren’t are boring because we’ve seen them 100 times, even if they were fucked by Ben Affleck and David Fincher in order to book Gone Girl…a whore has got to do what a whore has to do to get work…

You see there are people who are celebrated for having talent, and there are people given opportunities because they have a mattress on their back, or in Emily’s case, she doesn’t need a mattress – she’ll take it anywhere..

Apparently, she locked Me out of her Instagram, blocked which is an interesting approach since she used to email me her photoshoots trying to promote..before she didn’t need my help…

SHe’s one of those fuck them and leave them types…and that makes me like her more…

Here’s this trashy piece of shit at some Irish talk show CLICK HERE

Here a picture of her pussy CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

20

Oct

Elsa Hosk’s Instagram Creep of the Day

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Goodnight from the beach ???? #GQ @gomillionandleupold

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model, a lot like that Volvo the neighbor with the 12 kids who like skiing and Vermont related things has, only not she’s not from the mid-80s…and the only ride I’m into with her is not in her Volvo…but in her VULVA…you see what I did there…right…I’m a pervert…

She’s the kind of Swedish import that I wouldn’t mind transporting on the roof of my car, and assembling in my basement, to house my collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist…or meatballs..maybe I should talk about meatballs…and fish..Swedes love fish…
and I love Elsa Hosk…

So that’s why I’m creeping her instagram…Here she is working out…

Here are some of her pics…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2014

20

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Jean Shorts of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Kim Kardashian wore a pair of ridiculously tight cut off jean shorts with some backless shirt, that made me really question why her ass and the implants she clearly has are celebrated, or why anyone would want to really stick their dick in this skin diaper looking science experiment gone wrong…it also made me question how the hell she even got herself into these…I feel like watching her get dressed would be a lot like watching my wife put on shoes…a real struggle…because when you’re obese even in target areas like Kim K…the struggle is real..

All this say, she’s a pornstar who achieved mainstream success – Aka an inspiration to girls everywhere who send me nudes – so I don’t hate her…I just hate this ass.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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