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2014

29

Oct

Some Chick Named Demi Harman in a Bikini of the Day

I love Australians and not just for their Tim Tams. I just believe that even the rich and successful ones are a perfect level of down to earth thank to growing up amongst some of the trashiest sounding white people ever to be exiled onto an island because they are the fucking worst…

Not to mention, all the Australians I see, or look at, are party girls with rockin’ bodies, ready to bust out a bikini and live that Beach Life, only to get drunk and suck at least 1 to 4 dicks by the end of the night, all while being willing to do anything at any given time, because they are Australians and Australians are a fun loving and adventurous people…

That said, I’ve never heard of Demi Harman, but she’s in a bikini, as that is what Australians do…..

She’s on some TV Show, she’s half American…so I guess this her making her 21 year old move to Hollywood hustle…one bikini pic at a time.

I guess someone should advise her that the real ticket to the american dream is sex tapes…just ask all the pornstars who have offed themselves over the years…

Because remember for every Kim Kardashian who fucked on camera – there are 1000s of girls who fucked on cameras that are now dead due to being broken…Fascinating stats. Right.

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2014

29

Oct

Izabel Goulart’s Inspiring Fitness Video of the Day

Izabel Goulart’s fitness tips make me laugh. It’s like she’s peddling her body and a healthy lifestyle, I get that much of her hustle, but there is no practical purpose to her instagram fitness videos. Are they for women to hate her and to think that one exercise a day will make them look like her, or is it for her male audience to masturbate, or is she just peacocking – you know standing on her little fitness box and showing off why she gets paid millions a year…

I guess whatever it is – and whatever the reason for it – it’s amazing…

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2014

29

Oct

Sara Malakul for Thai Playboy of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul – I like to think that I invented her – but in reality some white dude in Thailand who was trying to learn about “Thai Culture” by knocking up a Thai local did it first.. back in the 80s….

She is more than just a huge internet star with her 200,000 fans…but she’s also a model and actress who has done campaigns, actual movies, and Netflix movies…and I think she’s quite lovley…

Here she is for Thai Playboy, where she’s not showing her vagina, because Thai Playboy has a now genital showing policy, since all the hot girls from Thailand actually have cocks….it’s a cultural thing…as is prostituting yourself out at 11 years old to pay for the rice for the family – thanks to nice rich British perverts on some Sex Toursim shit…

All this to say, she’s one to look out for….the kind of girl that if you found out she was born a dude – you’d still want to marry her…and that’s a pretty powerful kind of girl to be…

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2014

29

Oct

Christina Milian Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I think all mom’s should dress like this. Because nothing says good mom like posting bikini selfies for likes on instagram because she likes the attention – hence why she got pregnant in the first place..

It must be rough being Christina Milian, not because she’s broke as fuck, because she’s not. She has writing credits on all kinds of hit songs thanks to her ex husband “The Dream”…who produced a bunch of the radio shit you listened to – and who gave her writing credit to help pay their kids lifestyle…even if she probably contributed very little..

It is rough being Christina Milian because she was doing this before Rihanna, and before Nicki Minaj, she was one of the first new way slutty light skinned black girls – but she was just a one hit wonder. She never really broke through..

Unless you consider being a secondary host on The Voice breaking through…something you know she doesn’t as she stares down Adam Levine and thinks to herself “THAT SHOULD BE ME!!”

Either way, I think all moms, or all women should dress sin their bikinis -because bikinis are our friends.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

29

Oct

Rita Ora Performing of the Day

I have no idea if you care about a spread legged in some leotard nonsense Rihanna Impersonator – fully taking over the music industry with shitty fucking songs – because the general population are idiots and need this kind of thing….you know, wait until Rihanna is off her tour to maximize on the spill over of her fans…and I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s got big tits that shake when she does her stupid song and dance for the retards…

Here’s another video…

And another…

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2014

29

Oct

Nude Modes at the Tasty Paris Expo and Other Videos of the Day

Four People Crossing the Road Get Slammed – No One Died.

KTLA Reporter Calls her Colleague Fat – If She Was a He and He was a She – People Would be fired.

News Reporter who “ALMOST DIED”….on the Job…

Store Owner fights off Robbers with Chili Powder

Woman Almost Gets Blown the fuck up Cooking

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2014

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about being drunk is spending an hour talking to some girl you think you had sex with 5 years ago – for over an hour about – having sex – but not with you – having her open up her soul and telling you all her dirtiness – that you just assume she’s doing because you’ve seen her spread asshole before – only for her to introduce herself at the end of the conversation – when her boyfriend shows up – and you realize you have no fucking idea who she is…

I am sure there are other nice things about being drunk – Here are some morning links..

Kylie Jenner has Amazing Lips
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12 Animals With Masks Oon to Scare the Fuck Out of You
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College Student Makes 10k Sinking Some Basketballs…I don’t watch sports – is that what you call getting it in the net?
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18 Horrible Engagment Photos
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Jose Canseco Shot His Finger Off
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Australia’s Next Top Model Beach
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Beer Fetching Dog of the Day
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Lion with a GoPro Hunts Down and Animal
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Tom Hanks is Better Than You – Because He Befriends Cabs – And Doesn’t Yell At Them..
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People Grunting at the Gym
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People Living the Sweet Life…
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Katie Holmes is Over Being Tom’s Robot Girl
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20 Reasons Why it is good to be Alive…
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Hackers Attacked the White House
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Prank of the Day
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2014

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Afternoon nap with @barbtrencianska because sucking at life sometimes works out for you

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

The new predator move is to find girls looking for people to knock them up on craigslist, or a dating site specifically designed for that, knowing you’ll get to have unprotected sex with them, with no hassles, all while knowing you’re infertile, despite girls who use dating sites or craigslist to get knocked up, are usually the last level of crazy you want to have sex with….or really associate with…but they do have a vagina…and that’s saying something…right?

Here are some stepLINKS….

16 Deranged Jack-O-Latterns
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White Girls’ Slow Motion Twerk
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Caitlin O’Connor is Topless Pimping Hooker Water
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Julia Roberts Never Got a Facelift…
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Amy Poehler Dated John Stamos…
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Carmen Electra Does Katy Perry Weirdness
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day…
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Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie…
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Kate Walsh – Nude Swim Suit
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But First Let Jessica Chastain Take a Selfie
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The Girl Being Cat Called for Being a Slut in NYC because of her Slutty Outfit
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12 Animals in Halloween Masks…
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Some Last Minute Lame as Fuck Halloween Costumes
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Kylie Jenner’s Got Fake as Fuck Lips
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Girls Who Have Forgotten Pants
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Evil Toddler Prank
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Beefy Ben….
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Amal Clooney Has a Penis
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Ashley Greene Smokes Crack
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Keira Knightly Slutty in Pantyhose
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Kate Upton Looks Like a Sausage in a Leather Skirt
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Princess Cat Rides Roomba-Powered Magic Carpet…
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Paris Hilton’s Cellulite Ridden Ass
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Hugh Jackman Treated for Skin Cancer
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Kate Walsh Pantsless Surf
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Eva Marcille Nip Slip
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Frankie Sandford’s White Panty Upskirt
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Jessie J Ridiculous Dress…
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Has The Fake Tit of the Day
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Katy Perry’s Ass in Panties Doggy Style Pose
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Natalie Portman LA Dance Event…
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Iconic Album Covers – Full Photo
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Kelly Brook’s in a Bra on Instagram
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Girls who Take Selfies
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Amy Childs in a Red Dress
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25 Funniest Job Resumes of All Time
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Katy Perry Hiding Her Face
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Some Bill Cosby Rape
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Selena Gomez in Elle in 2012
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Iggy and J.Lo Perform Some Bullshit
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Some Solid Trick Shots…
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Heather Graham’s Partially Sheer Skirt
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Kris Jenner has Gone Black – Again…
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Proof that Goats are the Devil
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Tamara Ecclestone in a Bikini
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Today in GIFs
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Paris Jackson Looks Hot
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Eerie Preserved Corpses of the Palermo Catacombs
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Taylor Swift is the Ambassador of NYC
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Amputee Athlete has Some Awesome Halloween Costumes
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Naked Pittsburgh Man Falls Off 40-Foot Embankment After Being Tasered By Police
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So Many Girls in Sports Bras
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Lindsay Lohan Commissioned this Nude Portrait of Herself…
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Celebs Doing Halloween
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Kayla Kiss as Harley QUinn
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Alyssa Barbara in Lingerie…
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Libby Has Huge Tits You’ll Want to Eat
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Girl on her Period Stuffs Cheese in her Vag
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Hairbrush Masturbation…
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Today in Public Beach Blowjobs…Wtf
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Big Nerdy Cuz She’s in Glasses Tits
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Dog Bathes his Dog Friend…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Oct

Rita Ora on the Cover of Cosmo of the Day

I don’t know if being on the cover of Comso is actually making it in your career, but I am going to assume it is an iconic magazine that teen girls everywhere read to learn about sex and style and whatever else they cover…so this is probably a big deal for a Rihanna impersonator..

I mean this is like seeing the Michael Jackson from Hollwyood BLVD doing his “Bad” dance, on the cover of Vanity Fair or some shit…pretty major…and all it took was sticking to her lie…I mean you can’t hate her for that…and if you do…look at her big tits…becuase you definitely can’t hate her for those…

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