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2016

22

Jul

Korean Banana Smoothie and Other Videos of the Day

Cops Throwing Around a Woman in 2015

Interesting Builders of the Day

Japanese Carnival

Police Dog VS Trainer

Olympic Torch Fail

Tire VS Mechanic

Fishing Girl of the DAy

Swimming with a Python….what…

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2016

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just saw a young girl, probably under 18, in a pair of jean shorts that were jacked so far up her ass – that she should have been wearing a skimpy bikini or her panties…and the craziest thing in the whole thing is that she was with her mom, who didn’t give a fuck that her daughter’s ass was hanging out of her shorts, because I guess they watch the Kardashians together and realize that is the style….and I thought to myself, I am glad to be in a world where a mom would sell her daughter’s sex tape for a dream…or a mother would let her daughter dress with her ass out so they can parade the streets together feelin’ hot…because that is what life is about…especially when you have a mom/daughter fetish as I apparently do….

Here are some morning links…in the morning….

Latina Sluts in Slutty Selfies
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Lohan’s Sexy Pose for World Peace
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World Record Bikini Parade
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Do You Like Jared Leto’s Joker
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Hugh Hefners Wife Removes Implants
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Cheese Rolling!
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Average Guy VS Football Player
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Calvin Harris – New Pussy
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Terrible Driver of the DAy
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Impatient Dog Rocking the Horn
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2016

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The closest thing to a life lesson I’ve ever been taught is that if you’re having sex with more than one girl, or if you’re married and you have to fuck other girls to keep you sane enough to not murder suicide your wife, always use condoms with the sketchier one…and I’ve gone through life fighting that – by not using condoms with anyone – figuring if I end up giving my obese wife an STD from my philandering she’ll finally fucking leave me – or maybe we’ll finally have something to talk about – not that I have sex with her…but sometimes…I get cornered and have no choice.

I guess what I am trying to say is that the weirdest thing in our friendship is knowing you have in an asshole…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Burn Their Bras…
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show Remake is Terrifying
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Scariest Movie Moments of All Time
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Megyn Kelly Dressed Slutty at the RNC
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Caitlyn Jenner Says it Was Harder to Come Out Republican than TRANNY
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Katy Perry Big Tits for an Ad
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Kate Hudson and Diplo are Fucking
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Is It Time To Get Grandma and Grandpa Some Weed?
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The Most Relaxed Cat in the Squad
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Rose Mcowan Nipples on her Great TIts
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Make-Out Session
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Seventy Years in Los Angeles
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JOHN Gosselin Works at TGIFridays!!
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Hollywood is Filming a FLATLINERS Reboot – What the Fuck…
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Lady Gaga in a Bikini
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Paramore Sung By Movies – as Bad as You’d Think
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Jessica Abla – Purple Bikini
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Rita Ora’s Tight Yellow Pants
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Eva Longoria in a Bikini
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Pornstar Working Out
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Glass Exploding in Slow Motion
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Man Saves a Deer in Distress
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Taylor Swift Sues Everyone – Even a Guy who Did a Stupid Billboard of Her
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Mila Kunis – Pregnant Mom
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Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke Weirdness
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Korean Movie Theaters are Awesome
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Average Guy VS Football Players
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Pokemon Go Car Accident
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Magician Wows Penn and Teller
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Celine Dion Porn – But Not Really – Unfortunately
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LET’S HOPE Khloe Kardashian Dies from her Eating Disorder
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Mariah Carey Huge TITS
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Rita Ora in TIght Yellow Pants
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Weird Tape Mime on America’s Got Talent
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The Most Insane Car in Pakistan
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Christie Brinkley Doesn’t Care What You Think About Her Looks
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Mirror Selfies of Babes
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Eugenie Bouchard VS Taylor Swift
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Real Sloppy Huge TITS
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7 Seconds of Tits
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Threesome of the Day
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Girl Eats Another Girl Out
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Nice Big Ass
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Throwback Nudity – Anni Jurgenson
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Crouching Pussy – Hidden Wang
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Slutty Redhead
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Tits Fall Out at the Waterslide
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Good Demon Pussy
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

21

Jul

Margot Robbie White See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

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I wonder if this is part of the Suicide Squad marketing, get Margot Robbie out to the beach where we can hire paparazzi to take pics of her, and make sure she’s in a see through bathing suit – because people love nipples in see through bathing suits – I know my high school masturbation was based on one swim day – with a girl in my class wearing white bathing suit – that was completely see through and no one told her…pussy lips fully exposed which was fucking huge as a 16 year old..and that I’ve carried with me until today…where I am older, more desensitized, and totally uninterested in a Margot Robbie, I don’t find her hot, I don’t get why she’s as famous as she is, or booking every movie, or all of a sudden some it girl….but I guess at least she’s not Jennifer Lawrence….even though Jennifer Lawrence has fantastic tits – she’s more annoying that Margot Robbie and her new found, confusing even, fame….

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2016

21

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Making Out Lesbian of the Day

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This is not a hot kind of girl on girl kiss.

This is not your college hot girls making out in an era where Lesbians didn’t run rampent and girls used to do things like wet t-shirt contests and Jello Wrestling to get male attention or guys to like you….

This is not you porno lesbian with two stripper looking girls making out before having fake orgasms for dudes to jerk off to – and for girls who don’t like dick in porn to secretly think they are naughty for watching – before biting the bullet and fucking chicks….

This is more the lesbians you don’t want to see making out, like girls who look like hipster teen boys, which is a type of lesbian like the fat shaved head in plaid….but not the kind you’d like hollywood starlet you may have liked watching TWILIGHT because you’re weird having…

But I guess it’s just a kiss…who gives a fuck…besides the weird jesus people at the RNC who think this is against GOD’s way….

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2016

21

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Pineapple Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is still hot. I like her pineapple outfit, it’s pretty appropriate, maybe even cultural appropriation seeing as she’s in Hawaii, the land where pineapple farmers came into to kick the Queen out of rule and implement their own government, so that they could run pineapples around the world in canned juice, canned rings, and eventually with the advent of AIR travel, just full on fresh pineapple….I’m talking to you DOLE….

A culture destroyed for the fucking pineapple…that this Mexican migrant farmer, the hot as fuck celebrity / business woman / billionaire version of a migrant farmer….is proudly wearing on her outfit like a typical mainland American visiting their tropical South Pacific state…

TO SEE THE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

21

Jul

Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day

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Nothing sexier than Ariel Winter’s big belly hanging out in some loose fitting shoot – no wait I mean nothing sexy about Ariel Winter’s big belly anywhere…I mean sure she can put the braless because it was rebuilt tit out there hard nippled – so you can really visualize what her new tit looks like – a good activity for people who actually know who Ariel Winter is – because they watched her tits grow on network TV during her puberty…

I don’t know if she’s pregnant – or if she’s just a confident chubby girl who doesn’t give a fuck because she’s made it, is used to being put out there, but it reminds me of the drunk, overly forward and out there fat girl at the bar in a crop top making you uncomfortable before you give in a finger her on the dancefloor – because she basically rapes your hand and you don’t know how to say no without making her feel bad…

I guess I’m just not into fat chicks.

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

21

Jul

Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day

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Josie Canseco is great and these are her nipples.

She’s the classy baseball daughter – naked after her dad, who’s mom is probably some low level MITT Slut…that’s what I’ve decided to call baseball wives…and maybe she worked as a cocktail waitress at some sports bar, or stripped at a strip club, or even an escort agency he rolled through on while on roid’s in need of letting off steam from his shrunken balls…

I don’t know where her parents met, I am just using deductive logic as to who baseball players accidentally knock up and commit to and marry….because athlete wives are always pretty trashy…but they have access to so much money….to do all the things they’ve ever dreamed….

Well here’s their daughter, her hot body, doing what anyone with a trust fund would do…model to feel sexy, pretty, noticed….

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Posted in:Josie Canseco

2016

21

Jul

Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day

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I like her version vs the paparazzi version

Kelly Brook is a fat chick, who is pretty much fatter than ever, but quite possibly as fat as she’s always been, I’ve only met one dude who either fucked her or knew people who fucked her and he was very vocal at how misleading her pictures are and how disgusting she actually is, or was, in her 20s, pretty much 20 years ago, when she was still in the UK fucking Rugby players…

I just find it interesting that in a plus sized model era, she finally come out as the plus sized she’s been struggling with her entire career, not that she’s a real model, just a Glamour titty model, the lower hanging fruit with big tits willing to show off her big tits….kind of model…and I don’t even think she’s worked as a titty model for years…she’s just been riding that wave like any dude who has fucked her has ridden her waves cuz she’s jiggly as fuck….

I find it interesting a how she knows her fucking angles hard, how to pose, the paparazzi versions of her versus her picture of herself are about 75 lbs heavier….making me question whats real anymore…everything is a lie…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2016

21

Jul

Emily Osment Handstand of the Day

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Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right…

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site…

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Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW

2016

21

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Skinny – mid 30s – mom – Brazilian – Alessandra Ambrosio is on some yacht in a bikini with a bunch of other models, because this is what models do when they aren’t getting paid too much money to stand around in a bikinis or half naked or whatever it is they do.

It’s nice to see these women pool their money together to have a fun girl’s vacation – I mean if you can afford it, why not take advantage!

Right? I mean there is no way that they are guests of some Billionaire….because they are power women and can pay their own damn bills…

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2016

21

Jul

Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage of the Day

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Sarah Hyland got tits, or is working on angles that show off her tits, because she’s from a culture, at least in her career and her upbringing, which are one in the same thing – that put a whole lot of focus on tits, whether it is her TV mom Sofia Vergara who made a career as an immigrant off her tits, or her sister on the show Ariel Winter who also had big tits, huge tits, that need to be cut off at 17 tits…giving this Sarah Hyland a complex, some insecurities, because when they are at the top of their game on a hit show that they’ve been on since kids, they don’t realize it…and focus on silly things like how to get their tits more attention…..

TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING STARBUCKS IN SHORTS BECAUSE YOU ARE HER BIG FAN….

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2016

21

Jul

Em Rat Cow in a Bikni Getting Work of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is relatively uninteresting across the board. It’s one of those what more can we ask for or want from a girl who we’ve seen completely nude so many times that it is the only reason we know she exists…

Yes, she’s got a hot body, but when I see her doing anything besides the low level softcore porn she’s known for, I feel like I’m experiencing a stripper at a job interview at the grocery store to be a cashier…or bag girl…it’s like “bitch, get the fuck out of here”….only I guess “bikini” pics are in line with her nude pics – it all falls under the umbrella of instagram model – even if she’d never consider herself an instagram model – she probably tells people she’s an actress and hands out business cards with her IMDB profile on her vagina…like some kind of escort.

I don’t hate her, I just find her pretty repetitive, boring, uneventful…and uninspiring…step it up. Stop the yard.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

21

Jul

Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day

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Micaela Schäfer is some German haggard 30 something, probably 40 something, low level Glamour Model who figured out a very simple tactic that fame whores in America and I guess the UK have always been aware of – and that’s getting naked at public events where the paparazzi are – because if you do something outrageous and are important enough to be at said event – where the paparazzi are taking pics – you’re important enough to get pushed out to the media for your stunt and the media is bored, likes sensationalized attention seeking nude stunts and end up talking about the character – and if that character does it over and over again – she eventually ends up existing.

So haggard Micaela Schäfer exists and she knows her tits are so critical to her job that she tattooed her nipples into hearts, as if her bolt ons are some kind of fashion accessory / business tool…because they are…

Well – she posted some topless pics to god knows where, it doesn’t excite me and I doubt it excites you, I just find it weird that a person wants this invisible attention so bad…some shit went wrong…

Posted in:Micaela Schafer

2016

21

Jul

Couple on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Watching 9/11 Video on Plane –

Russian KFC Knockout

Car Waiting for Owner in the Most Annoying Way Ever

Dude Chokes Out a drunk Guy – Unprovoked

Girls Taken Out

Keepin’ Warm – By Cathing Yourself on Fire

Scooter Fail of the Day

Parent with baby Escalator Fail of the Day

Dude Shot on Venezuelan Bus -WTF

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