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2018

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently, when you stick your dick in your fat wife’s ass while she sleep apneas, if you dick can reach and you’re feeling fucking disgusting, the excuse “I was checking to see if you still had feeling down there”, is not the best excuse when she ends up shitting the bed…thanks to you playing with fire…

Apparently, when you stick in your fat wife’s ass while she sleep apneas…..it’s considered “sexual assault, unless she consents”…which begs the question of why the fuck did you get married in the first place, and why don’t you have to consent to all her fucking whining and soul raping, from when she basically castrated you and your freedom…

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Some Newscaster Chick Slams Ansari Accuser….FINALLY some Sense Made Out of Insanity
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McKayla Maroney Won’t Have to Pay for Outting Her Rapist
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Mila Kunis Gets Named After her Mom Pussy
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Matt Damon Sorry He Opened His Mouth
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18 Wheeler Slide
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Remote Controlled Car Speeding on a Freeway
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TRASHY THONG of the Day
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Technology Behind Vertical Take Off…
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Wheelchair Won’t Stop Athlete From Mountain Climbing
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2018

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I find it interesting that when I get an unsolicited nude pic of a girl, often times I’ve never communicated with, you know nudes I didn’t even ask for…I celebrate the pic, and encourage the girl and tell her how great she is…

But when guys send out dick pics unsolicited, they get fired from their jobs….as a penis is a weapon I guess…and titties are FEMINISM…

Who knows, but keep sending the unsolicited nudes.

Thanks.

Asian Gameshow Girls Pretend They are Cats…
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Alec Baldwin Supports Woody Allen
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Elon Musk Goes to Sex Parties…
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Sasha Obama in a Bikini
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TSA Doesn’t Like Tools OVer 7 Inches
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Michael Douglas VS Masturbating 33 Years Ago for a Woman…
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Emma Stone Braless is Not Hot
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The House Natalie Wood was Pre-Murdered in
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Master Engraver Engraves a Rolex Submariner and It Looks Pretty Cool
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Kendall Jenner Disgusting in a Sheer Top
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January Jones Found New Cock…
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Horse Attacked
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Asthmatic Cat
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Emmy Rossum Topless in Shameless – Boring
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Danica PAtrick Gets Fucked by AAron Rodgers
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Lady Gaga’s Disgusting Legs
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Claudia Jordan Thick and Good
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Bath Tub Drone
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Kim and Kanye Make ANother Baby in Another Woman’s Uterus
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No One Liked my ZOMBIE joke
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Creepy Dude in Costume
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Poor Chickens Killed in a Car Accident
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Jane Fonda VS Megyn Kelly…
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Vanesssa Hudgens Hides her Pregnant Face
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Miley Cyrus in a Bikini
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Keira Knightley Variety
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Doutzen and Candice WHORING
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Kerry Washington – BLACK dress
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Model Romee Belly Button
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Bella Hadid – Whoring
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Excellent Beach Vagina…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Naked Chick Named Dalia
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How Many Fingers Fit in the Butthole
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Mica Martinez and her Big Tits are not my Daughter…
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Baseball Batt to the Dick Fetish
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Social Service Volunteer Work of the Day
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Great Fake Ass
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Weather Womans Nipples Get Hard MID Forecast
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Bailey Rayne and her Monster Tits
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Redheaded Chick Body Painted
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Dildo Dent Removal
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Just a Couple of Weirdo Lesbians
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2018

16

Jan

Sofia Richie Gets Hosed Down of the Day

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Sofia Richie is totally uninteresting, and will forever just be her father’s actual daughter…

But she gets to spend his money on traveling the world in luxury, likely unappreciative of the experience, forever vapid and useless, and a spoiled entitled brat…likely miserable because she’s there with that Kardashian husband….and that can’t be any fun…

But she’s 18 or 19 and wearing a thong bathing suit, ass all over the motherfucking place while homie hoses her down…and if you’re the kind of guy who’s job is hosing people off because they are too fucking lazy to do it themselves, it might as well be a young body in a thong, rather than old divorcees…it’s more rewarding work.

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2018

16

Jan

Madison Beer in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Madison Beer is some exploited, just not quite enough, by her mom who managed her teen YOUTUBE account that got her fucked by Bieber, signed to a label, so that she can make her bullshit music no one cares about, we’re just here for the tits…but luckily…tits…come with her marketing of herself – living that good life…taking them vacations with them tits…

IMPORTANT.

Because big tits on a skinny frame – on a young enough – but not too young girl – good.

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2018

16

Jan

Madeline Relph Naked of the Day

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You don’t need to really know who Madeline Relph is, because I don’t know who she is, but I do appreciate that she’s a hot skinny girl getting naked on social media to showcase to the world, or her audience of 255,000 people, how awesome her life is because she decided to travel and be in a bikini, living between Sydney and Bali, instead of actually getting a job doing whatever the fuck it is people do, because that’s not living and this is living….

You can’t help but buy into the hype that is instagram, when you see girls like this doing it, whatever it is, when it includes getting naked…

It’s like they sleep in, they hang by the beach, pop off a pic or two, eat well, hang by the pool, pop off a pic or two and really don’t need to do much else..

In ways it’s lazy…but in reality…it’s adventurous and fun…they are the modern day Christopher Columbus’…being lazy coconut eating weed smoking half naked babes for the internet and I can’t hate on that.

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2018

16

Jan

J.Lo Butt in Jeans for Guess? Still Getting Paid for her Ass of the Day

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J.Lo will not succumb to aging, even if she should. Her ego has been massaged so fucking much for so fucking long that she obviously thinks she’s hot and like she can’t do no wrong..

With that, she’s even convinced her friend who owns Guess? To use her for their campaign, because she’s know for her ass, her ass still has star power and fans and that’s all there is to that…

But as someone who didn’t like J.Lo’s fat ass in the 90s when it entered my life uninvited…like some kind of fat ass sex offender…I don’t really like it now…

Especially when you know that her ass was one of the first to pave the way for people like the Kardashians, when otherwise fat asses would be frowned upon, J.Lo paved the way to get people into ass.

So it’s pushing 50 and you can say “damn looks good for 50″…but who is looking at a 50 year olds ass really, we can do better as a people.

Obviously, none of us would kick her out of bed for losing bladder control, or even bowel control, or really any of the getting older ailments cuz she’s old…

But a Guess? Girl…because nothing in the world makes sense anymore…

Here’s her ass in Jeans,

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2018

16

Jan

Rumer Willis Nipples of the Day

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I preferred when Rumer Willis was in hiding because she knew she was a potato head who got the worst part of her mom and her dad…

Her mom, while doing Whip-its out of balloons like she worked at Starbucks or Ben and Jerry’s and hit the Whipped Cream machine, long after she was forced to get reconstructive plastic surgery because she was naturally ugly, but maybe that’s why Rumer Willis looks like this…Whip-Its…

I mean what momma puts in her body can affect baby in womb, remember Flipper babies from Thalidomide….then there were kids all jacked up in the late 70s because their dads were exposed to Agent Orange, thanks Monsanto…but who knows..

Once an addict, always an addict…who tries to chase the natural aging process by fucking young actors, but who is still just a monster…and not just because some dude drowned in her pool when she was conveniently on her way to the airport, a case she just settled in court a few weeks ago…

But this is her daughter, who has some level of confidence for whatever reason and here she is – nipples out..

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2018

16

Jan

Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries, the instagram party girl, good time, with the jacked up face, that looks like a bootleg Kylie Jenner, who is a legit model, because she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s a tactical, instagram, marketer gaming the system, with sexy content…

She fucked or hung out with Bieber when he had a DUI or car accident or something like that in Florida…which happens when you’re an instagram model / legit model…opportunities just fall into her lap….on drip off your chin despite what SELENA gomez wants…..

More importantly she has fucked rappers, athletes and black people to get famous from even before Bieber…you know to make her legit….

She’s riding proper, so proper her pussy decided to eat her pants to show you how skilled it is at getting her what she wants…

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Here’s her Dance…

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2018

16

Jan

Dakota Johnson Erotica of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is Don Johnson’s Miami Vice ejaculate that was left inside Melanie Griffith’s womb when they were likely on drugs in the 80s…and relevant…

She’s not on my list of favorite celebrity kids who work as actors because acting is a joke and anyone can do it…but she’s a celebrity kid who work as actors because acting is a joke…They are like social media influencers with a budget….

The most interesting thing about her is that her grandma was jerked off on by Hitchcock during the filming of The Birds…back when creepy directors were celebrated and no one cared what slutty girls they took advantage of, but instead focused on the movies….

Something that gives Dakota some street cred….but not really….just another rich kid…being a rich kid…trying to find purpose and doing it via taking jobs her family friends give her….

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2018

16

Jan

Halle Berry Seeks Attention of the Day

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I often discount the level of black that Halle Berry is, which in and of itself is wrong of me by today’s standards, because girl is clearly black, or half black, which by definition makes her black, and who am I to say that she was raised in a white community as the token black friend you see in the movies, she married white, her mom white, her kid 3/4 white, she was probably white in meetings with Jewish producers who were racists, as we found out were racists with the Oscars so White campaign, and because of that, we’re now on the Oscars so Perverted dudes in power positions campaign, that I am sure Halle Berry has stories about…..because these girls will do anything they can to get where they need to go…it’s the Type A Personality shit..

Well, she’s making a comeback, she’s posting butt shots, and she’s at the NAACP Image Awards…nothing more black than that…I guess…

But who am I to say she’s not a leader for the black woman aspiring to get famous, if they believe her lie, and it inspires them to do good, who cares how whitewashed she is genetically and in how she was raised back in the 80s.

That said, she wore a wild and crazy attention seeking outfit that you may be able to see her mom pussy in, but I could be wrong.