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2009

18

Nov

Stephanie Pratt Should Murder Suicide her Family of the Day

This bitch could be a martyr (whatever the fuck that means). She could make a serious difference on the world. She could take her pathetic little latch on life and give it fucking purpose. She could take away the image of her being a trashy little consumer who fuels and influences little girls to be little annoying materialist cunts and could do fucking good and all it would take is a gun, or a knife, or even just a fucking match, used the right way to eliminate her brother and sister-in-law because I get their whole act, I get their whole garbage noisy annoying image, but I’d love to see it end violently, and who better to do it than the jealous sister, making this whole “The Hills” thing have some real substance, like a Shakespearian play or some shit, instead of the crap it is.

Here they are being annoying cunts on The Insider….and I hate you for making them famous…

I’ve done my part to try to end these idiots on the internet – no one listens to me.
This little pussy has blocked me on Twitter…
I do know if I see them in person – I would break a motherfucker…Seriously…

If you buy their book – I hate you…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|cleavage|Legs|Stephanie Pratt

2009

17

Nov

Coco’s Twitter Porn of the Day

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I love how Coco’s twitter account info says something about how she’s been married 8 years going strong, because clearly she’s only used to dudes who date her by the hour, or even the song and that 8 years is fucking huge for her, despite the fact that now she makes more money, has more fame, gets more of her favorite tacky sex shop outfits and doesn’t have to wait til they go on special,because her John pays her by the week on salary and its more than she got working the stage or street or whatever gutter she crawled out of….

She posted these pics of herself on twitter of her tanning in Florida, a state I’m sure she considers paradise, because all the trashy chicks I know look like Coco and live in Florida Trailer Parks with alligator wrestling husbands and the whole thing confuses me because her tits are so fucking disgustingly fake, but since tits only make up a third of a woman, the rest of a woman is made up in ass and pussy, so maybe those shits are not as mangled or tampered with, but I doubt it….Here are the pics..

2009

13

Nov

Bridget Marquardt’s Ass at Some Event of the Day

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The whole Playboy thing is pretty tired and done as far as I’m concerned, so when I hear about girls who were in the magazine, or were paid “actors” to pretend to date Hugh Hefner for a semi-successful reality show, I just don’t even pay attention.

When I hear about celebrities getting nude for the shit, or even people I know submitting nudes to get in the magazine as a stepping stone to become the next Pam Anderson, I don’t even really acknowledge it.

The shit is dated and struggling to survive and pretty much a sinking fucking ship, the girls are fake and on some cliche “hot” tip that doesn’t turn me on, because I am not gay trying to validate my sexuality by the most plastic lookin pussy cuz I think that’s what straight people like, but I guess before they fully sink, they have a lot of fake tits to help keep them afloat a little longer, and here is a useless set of them.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Bridget Marquardt|Tight Dress

2009

10

Nov

Christian Serratos is Nude for Peta of the Day

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Some Twilight actor is naked for Peta, because getting naked for Peta still generates buzz, which is something this bitch needs since no one has ever heard of her but I will say that I don’t really like her hustle, sure getting naked for fame is an ok hustbe, but mainly when that nudity this socially acceptable for a good cause…this is some saving an animal from cruelty nudity and that kind of shit bores mes, when really all I want to see is bitch shoving random objects in her whore pussy for fame nudity…but I guess it’s better than nother….so here’s putting Christian Serratos on the map cuz of her bare ass…

Posted in:Ass|Christian Serratos|Naked|PETA

2009

09

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Still Got a Solid Fat Ass of the Day

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There’s still something magical about seeing pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ass even though I know it is all illusion and that any girl could have an ass like this, all she needs to do is a develop a moderate eating disorder and not exercise. The only real challenge in maintaining this kind of body is that to get to this level it takes some serious neglect that will re-program your brain to develop some serious bad habits that will take them to the point of no return, where they will end up looking like my wife. To balance on that fine line that is just the right fatnesss, is something that is almost impossible and I think that’s why everyone gets excited about Kim Kardashian, it’s like a talent all the fat chicks admire because she’s done fat right and her are the pics to prove it.

Here are some bonus pictures of her ass walking around and getting into cars in some dress…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

06

Nov

Chloe Sevigny and her Hideous Mom Ass of the Day

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The best role this bitch has every been cast in was Kids, because she looks exactly like the kind of pussy who would be HIV positive. She always looks dirty, hairy and dressed like a crazy homeless person willing to bounce on your dick without a condom because she’s pretty much crazy and doesn’t know any better, but for some reason she’s been considered a fashion icon, because I guess it is impossible for her to be considered a sex symbol, you know cuz she’s ugly, but based on these mom ass pics, I can’t even imagine her being anything relevant anymore….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Chloe Sevigny|Mom

2009

30

Oct

Khloe Kardashian and her Fat Black Man Lovin’ Ass of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian has a tattoo on her ass that reads “Daddy” because he is the only man who could legitimately say he loved her. Every other man was either disgusted by the fact that bitch is so bulky and masculine, like some kind of monster of a woman who no one should ever see naked, not even when drunk and too horny to contain their erection because when up against her fat ass and big hands, your otherwise average sized dick looks mini, or black and into fat half white girl ethnic booty and can’t help but want to see it bounce on their dicks, since they are the only dicks capable of this kind of endeavor. I think it’s got something to do with their African roots, because 10 generations of being westernized can’t reprogram a deeply embedded love for elephants in a motherfucker, but I could be wrong….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Khloe Kardashian

2009

26

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Pantyhose Ass in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was in a photoshoot that was designed for high fashion, but doubled as pretty alright for the pantyhose fetishists, except for the fact that all the pantyhose fetishists I know are more into wearing pantyhose and jerking off in front of the mirror, than fucking a bitch in a pair of pantyhose, so for them, this picture is to inspire you, you know, for you to get some new ideas on how you should be posing when you’re doing your creepy bullshit and for the rest of you, here’s some hot Australian pussy’s hot ass….

Posted in:Ass|Miranda Kerr|Pantyhose

2009

22

Oct

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Mom Ass of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson proves that you can bounce back after getting knocked up when you are under 25, with a bi-sexual weirdo who won’t fuck you ever again now that he’s reproduced once and got that job done and got what he wanted, allowing him to stick to sticking it to boys the way his weird bi-sexual ass likes.

I guess her faster metabolism plays a part in getting her body skinny enough to want to fuck, but I lik to think it is just a combination of not eating and working out, that stems from the insecurity that a woman gets when the man they marry won’t fuck them after having his baby,making her think she’s disgusting and not good enough and trying to be proactive about it instead of killing herself over it or realizing it is really it is all because he just likes dick better that a ravaged pussy he saw throw up a baby.

Either way, I like to think a skinny Ashlee Simpson is some of Pete Wentz’s best work yet.

pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Ass|Shopping

2009

20

Oct

Britney Spears and her Hot Booty in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears has one of those amazing round asses and it amazes me when I see that her boyfriend isn’t black. Sure, she had K-Fred for a while who thought he was black, but was really just a joke, the kind of wigger who proved hip hop entering the mainstream was a disaster because white trash everyone tried to bootleg the shit on a budget, while still being the racist hicks they always were, so it made for a really weird yet funny vibe when dudes who would have been dragging a black kid behind their pick-up trucks 10 years earlier, were trying to imitate them, dress like them and rap badly in efforts to be like them, sometimes even dating black girls and knocking them up to feel like the rappers they idolize, so he doesn’t count as an honorary black guy, he was a white trash Wal Mart version of a black dude at best, but he did do one thing right and that was make his bitch pay his motherfuckin’ way while he sat around playing video games and you can’t hate a brother for that….

Either way, here’s her ass in a bikini and I like it.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Booty|Britney Spears

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