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2010

05

Apr

Audrina Patridge Easter Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Audrina was booked to host some Vegas pool party because The Hills aren’t cancelled yet and I guess the people in Vegas haven’t given up on her yet. They figure she’s perfectly cheesy, and her tits are fake enough for the crowd of Ed Hardy wearing, Grey Goose drinking, Jersey Shore quality people they attract….

Sure her body isn’t bad but her tit job is, she’s fit but her legs are short as fuck and I’m a firm believer that Audrina should save her bikini photos to ones that are get photoshopped, but you probably dig the shit and since I can’t post the pictures without getting sued, I’ll link out to one of my internet friends’ who isn’t as ghetto as me and can afford to pay for the rights to the shit….


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2010

05

Apr

Michelle Hunziker Mom Body in her Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Hunziker is from Switzerland and in keeping with her heritage, she’s not really memorable, since she doesn’t get involved in any real scandals. Sure, rich people probably deposit things inside her anonymously, but she’s not relevant enough for anyone to really notice or care, except maybe her abortionist when she comes in month after month having to make the consequences of her Saturday night disappear…except that time she decided to keep her baby, that makes her a mom and this a mom body and that just throws me off….

Since I can’t post the pictures without getting sued, since I can’t afford to license the pics from the EVIL paparazzi, I’ll link out to one of my internet friends who isn’t as ghetto as me and who can afford to pay for the rights to the shit….


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Posted in:Bikini|Michelle Hunziker

2010

05

Apr

Serena WIlliams Big Ass is on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

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I used to hate seeing Serena Williams on the beach in a bikini because I found it unnatural, scary, disgusting and a whole easter basket full of things that weren’t good, but she’s conditioned me by getting out in her bikini as much as possible so that I’m used to it, kinda like how I am used to seeing my wife’s shit covered ass so I don’t gag anymore, but what I’m sure her boyfriend still hasn’t quite got used to is how she likes to choke him out with her huge cock….but seeing her ass compared to a normal is pretty spectacular to those weird motherfuckers who are obsessed with ass so much that they don’t care what the ass is attached to so long as it is big ,but even the 300 pound dude in the pics has no idea what the fuck he’s lookin’ at, probably because she was born male but her dad modified her in the garage so that the kid would win women’s tennis, a pretty white yet lucrative sport before he broke down the boundaries and seriously took the fuck over and making himself a lot of fucking money in the process, something worth turning your kid into a monster….and here are the pics..

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Posted in:Bikini|Serena Williams

2010

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian Finally Shows Her Ass in Her White Bikini of the Day

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It’s funny that Kim Kardashian likes to keep her cock black and apparently today she likes to keep her bikinis white….while keeping herself a nice shade of shit color….

I was surprised to see she actually took her surong, or whatever the fuck that beach blanket she’s got wrapped around her ass because she knows her ass is in no condition to show off, and I’m really not convinved that ass we’re looking at is actually her ass, but instead a stand-in or stunt double, cuz I know her show can afford to hire some cheesy whore to stand in, since it makes money for some reason I’ll never understand….but I am pretty convinced the end is very near for them…

I am glad people seem to care less about these cunts, and these reality shows, so it’s just a matter of time before it’s over, it is beyond me that people even bother watching these aging brats in action but as long as she’s showing her sloppy body off in a bikini, I’ll keep on watching, not cuz I like it, but because I like anything in a bikini, trainwreck or not…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

01

Apr

Marla Maples is a Tight Rich Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Girls if you’re wondering what the benefits of marrying rich are, they include having all the money in the world with no need to actually work to pay the bills, giving you all the time in the world to hang with your really ugly daughter you had to have to ensure proper payment, and who despite being ashamed of, are happy you have because it has proved to be really fucking profitable, and when you’re not with your ugly daughter cuz you’ve pawned her off to the staff, or the really premium private school you hope educates her very well since her looks won’t be getting her too far, but then again her dad probably will, you can go to the fucking gym and get Abs at 50 in some very freaky, but kinda hot way….probably no hot enough to warrent the monthly checks Trump signs over to her, but he can afford it so who really gives a fuck….

So fuck the poor guy on the side, when the rich guy is at the office and on business trips, cuz shit can make your life a hell of a lot better and all you have to do is fuck them a few times, when they aren’t too busy cheating on you, and make a few public appearances…easy prostitution….like staging a couple paparazzi pics to stay relevant…

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Posted in:Bikini|Marla Maples|Old Lady|Tight Body

2010

31

Mar

Kim Kardashian Tits in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

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After I saw the fat bitch taking pictures of herself in a bikini, I knew it was only a matter of time before she posed for the paparazzi in a bikini, because that’s what fame addicted whores do…usually before they get real desperate and release the sex tape and show the world their vagina taking black dick, but in defense of Kim Kardashian’s whoring, she did make them edit out the scene where she gets pissed on..and in reality she’s probably pretty easy to confuse for a fucking toilet, from her look, to her smell, to her level intelligence, but then again a toilet is far more useful and relevant….

Either way, bitch is over and done as far as I’m concerned. She’s old, she’s sloppy, she knows it, that’s why she hides beind a wrap, she doesn’t do anything for me, but annoy me, but I guess she’s got tits and that’s all you care about….

Remember as you look at these pictures, we have the power to make these low-level celebrities disappear…all you have to do is stop watching her show…or kill Ryan Seacrest since he produces the garbage.

Here are her latch-on sister’s milk filled fake tits…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

31

Mar

Katy Perry Shows Off her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Legally I’m not allowed to post the pictures of Katy Perry’s tits in a red bikini, not because Katy Perry annoys me so much that I’ve showed up at her house every day until she issued a restraining order, but because the paparazzi agency who was paid or who paid to get the rights to take these pics don’t like me because I offend the celebrities they pay to take exclusive pictures of and they don’t want to lose their business model…..

Look, I get the whole “her tits are amazing” thign, and part of me can appreciate that about her, but I can’t forget that she is Katy Perry or that she is ugly as fuck, she shouldn’t be allowed out of the house without movie make-up or a mask on but she should be forced to always wear a bikini top because after staring at this for a few minutes…I realize she’s not so bad…Don’t get me wrong, I still hate her…and I still have hope that her and her annoying boyfriend Russell Brand are involved in a horrible plane crash on the way home. I feel like God’s been too good to them and needs to take it back.

Not that you’re reading this you perverts…you’ve already clicked the link to see the rest of the pics…


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Posted in:Bikini|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

29

Mar

Bob Sinclair’s Groupie’s Ass of the Day

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Feel the love generation….I used to really hate this guy’s music. I’d be in a bar and the shit would come on and I’d start screaming in pain from the cheesiness of the shit…not to mention all the Ed Hardy’s would jump on their tables and start fist pumping the bottle of Grey Goose 12 of them split to look balling…for the cheesy girls, who are unfortunately hot despite how cheesy they are….leading to all this cheese chanting together like some really shitty choir I wish I didn’t know existed, reminding me I was seriously in the wrong fucking place…so I made my way back to dive bars where people have no idea who this guy is and most of the time don’t have any idea who they are since they’ve been drinking hard the last 3 decades…sure the pussy isn’t as good as the groupie pussy Bob Sinclair is pullin, yes, he has groupies and most are cheesy strippers or look cheesy like strippers, but it’s still pussy and when drunk enough, sometimes that’s enough.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Bob Sinclair|Groupie

2010

29

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Top Working of the Day

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Kim Kardashian put this pic on twitter….

Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!

I guess bitch is tired of people saying she doesn’t work, because why else would she make a point of telling her twitter followers about what she’s going to be working on today. You see as a useless bitch spoiled bitch, she actually considers tanning in a bikini and posting a picture of the shit work, because it’s really the depth of what she does and how she makes her money…and I guess we shouldn’t hate on her for it because I think whores who know they are whores are a beautiful thing, even if they aren’t actual beautiful and are overweight and get treated like a urinal by black dudes like Kim Kardashian…because for the most part as long as they are whores, they are good to go…like when you call the escort agencies in the back of the newspaper and the tall blonde with big tits you ask for turns out out to be asian with a rash and you fuck it anyway cuz you can’t be bothered waiting for them to send over someone else you didn’t order, cuz really you just want to get off and you’re not all that selective in what makes you get off…

Either way, here’s a shot of her tits with her face in it to ruin what on its own is a good thing….

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2010

26

Mar

Serena Williams is s a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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This is the shit that inspires horror movies or at least Halloween costumes cuz it just doesn’t look human and scares the fuck out of me, but apparently it is human, but not the kind of human you’d want to see on the beach in a bikini or really see anywhere outside of her cage out of fear the thing will attack…Seriously, she is so scary, that like Moses, bitch can part the sea as even it knows it’s something it doesn’t want to fuck with, now I don’t know if that makes sense, but I do know that these pictures of Serena Williams don’t make sense, this is supposed to be an athlete, and by the look of her and her growth hormones that went totally wrong in terms of the way she looks, but I guess went terribly right in terms of winning matches against skinny blonde society girls who make up the tennis circuit and they put up against this shit and the worst thing in all this is that these pictures got me hard….

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Posted in:Bikini|Monster|Serena Williams