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2007

27

Nov

I am – Kristen Bell’s Shitty Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t watch Heroes, so I don’t understand all the hype, but I met a weird dude in the park who’s watched the whole season 10 times because shit changed his life. He was trying to convince me that my life was lacking in a big way because I wasn’t up on this shit and I had to clarify that my life is lacking in a big way for a lot more reasons than not watching some stupid TV show that people like him are obsessed with.

Either way, Kristen Bell is on the show and here she is walking in some kind of fitness pants that are kinda huggin her box, and despite not letting us know what she’s actually got inside the box, it’s good enough for me because every time I leave my house now, girls are rocking spandex or leggings, and I guess they don’t realize that leggings are one step away from naked and I can pretty much make out everything when they bend over to pick up my “packages” I deliberately knock off their table to get a better look of their junk from behind…or even when I stare at their mounds when they are just innocently sitting there …I know Kristen Bell isn’t rockin’ a pair of leggings, but that’s what this shit reminded me of and since I’m writing this shit, I guess I’m like Bobby Brown and more recently Britney Spears and it’s my prerogative.

I was at my local Starbucks the other day because it’s a cheap escape since the dude there hooks me up with free coffee and that’s a price I can afford. There was a young girl in her leggings with some dude and they were all in teenage love and shit. They kept kissing like no one else in the world mattered, meaning they didn’t notice me creeping on them the whole fucking time. Shit got pretty fucking intense after it went on for 45 minutes of them just making out and I couldn’t grasp the concept. I think the longest I’ve ever kissed a girl was for under 3 minutes and that whole time I was just trying to figure out how I was going to get my dick in her mouth or my fingers in her cooch. I ended up moving to the seat next to them and whispering in the dude’s ear “go for her cooter” cuz I figured he needed some pointers and his faggy intense kissing was getting to me. They ended up stopping, dropping and rolling….which was a good thing because if he wasn’t going to make I move, I was and I don’t need that kind of bad press….actually I do, my site sucks. At least I know for next time.


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Kristen Bell in a Bikini on the Set of Heroes
Kristen Bell in Another Bikini on Set
Kristen Bikini Bottom Photoshoot

Posted in:Cameltoe|Kristen Bell|Unsorted

2007

27

Nov

I am – Bethany Hamilton Bikini Top Pictures of the Day

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I am not sure if this girl is 18 yet, but she’s rockin’ a bikini top and a bikini top at any age is worth talking about, except maybe when it’s on a 6 year old, because that shit creeps me the fuck out. It’s parents who let their kids where bikinis at 6, who book bikini wax appointments at 14 and who become grandparents when the kid is 16.

Now if you don’t know who Bethany Hamilton is, she’s a surf prodigy who got eaten by a shark right before she was about to go pro and survived, unfortunately for her, her arm didn’t and although that’s a sad story, shit’s better than being dead and if she’s right handed I bet she barely notices shit’s gone. Reality is that girls think dudes get grossed out by their flaws or shit that they are insecure about, but dudes are horny and the only way they won’t bang you is if you don’t have a vagina in which case they’ll just use the mouth. If they get constant sex, they’ll probably marry you, so no matter what’s wrong with you and no matter how fat your ass is, or how meaty your vagina is, or how obscure your third nipple is, people see past that shit when they are sexually satisfied. So maybe Bethany Hamilton is missing an arm, but she survived a shark attack and that’s more gangster than you’ll ever be. Not to mention, but I’ll mention it anyway, because saying not to mention than writing something confuses me, but not to mention, I am sure there are a ton of benefits of having a girl with one arm, like never being asked to hold hands in public when she’s carrying something, or always winning at pattycake, videogames, doing handstands and making gang signs.


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Some CSI Chick Named Jorja Fox Not Hot Surfing
Courntey Cox is Not Hot When Surfing
Jennifer Aniston is Paddle Surfing Cuz She’s a Fag
Elle Macpherson is Hot With a Surfboard

Posted in:Bethany Hamilton|Bikini|Surf|Top|Unsorted

2007

27

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of that troll Hayden Panettiere in a see-through shirt. At first I thought she was rockin’ a training bra but then I realized that her arms and shoulders are so big she’s actually stacked, and ready to wrestle. It’s like that time I was getting with a girl and she pulled out a 5 inch long dildo to use on herself and shit put my dick to shame, I just couldn’t compete so I went to the kitchen and emotionally ate all her food while she finished herself off. That may not be saying much about me, but it’s saying something similar to why skinny girls like fucking fat guys because it makes them feel skinny or why average girls hang with fat ugly chicks because it makes them seem hot, I am sure there are better examples of this but I’m too lazy to think. Fuck you.

Either way, this is barely a see through, so if you’re lovin’ it not only are you weird because it’s Hayden Panettiere and she’s not hot even for a live-action cartoon character, but also because that kind of delusion is what leads rapists to rape, you know the whole “she was wearing a short skirt and was asking for it, no means yes” rational. Someone should report you, unfortunately, I’m not that guy. I’m too lazy to worry about your problems.


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Hayden Panettiere’s Tube Dress and Short Ripped Arms
Hayden Panettiere’s See Through Dress

Posted in:Bra|Hayden Panettiere|See Through|Unsorted

2007

27

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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This is my first time doing links in a long time because you americans were on vacation and I figured my 6 readers would turn into 1 reader and that wasn’t motivating enough for me to spend my time doing this shit, but since it’s Monday and everything is back to normal until Christmas, I figured I’d get my hustle back.

It turns out that drinking harder the last few weeks than I’ve drank in the last 5 year is catching up to me and making looking at the computer hurt my eyes. I am cool with the whole getting kicked out of clubs and causing scenes and being a social chainsaw, but when I can’t focus on my screen I have no choice but to get to the fucking point, so here are my links……if I don’t die in my sleep I’ll be back in a few hours with more life changing posts. Cuddles.

The Hottest Pregnant Women Ever
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Some Video Footage of Has-Beens Doing Drugs
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Some Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures
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Become a Facebook Fan of DrunkenStepfather
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Sandee Westgate Reviews Live Free or Die
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Upskirt Lip Slip
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Some Vanessa Marcil for Stuff Magazine – Half Naked
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Hilary Duff Pickin’ Up Her Own Dry Cleaning in Some Tight Pants
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Myleene Klass in a Bikini on the Beach Lookin’ Hot
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Josie Maran Photoshoot Video Because She’s Hot
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Paris Hilton Molesting Fruit Cuz It Isn’t Scared of Her Rancid Mouth
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Some Girl Cleaning Her Pussy Out With a Garden Hose Video
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Webcam Girl Doing Webcam Girl Things for You
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Rihanna Pigging Out Because She’s Making Up For All Those Mealess Nights She Had as a Poor Girl in the Islands…
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Hayden Panettiere Wants to be a Lesbian….Which is Surprising Because I Thought She Wanted to be a Mover….
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Some Rachel Bilson Because I Think She’s Got it Going On…
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This is Something My Wife Would be Good At, She’s Got Strong Teeth.
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Some Homeless Dude Rockin’ Out Amazingness
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They’ve invented Spray on Condoms…And I Would Really Trust My Thorough Perfectionist Ways To Cover Up…I’m Sure When Wasted I Wouldn’t Miss a Spot
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Jessica Alba in Canada
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More Proof That The Hills are Fake
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Tara Reid Stank Up The Set of Scrubs
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Tyra Banks is Scared to Take Her Wig Off in the Bedroom Because She Hates Her Hair as Much as I Hate Her
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Nicky Hilton Showing Off Her Ass in Yoga Pants
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Some Snowboarder Takes Out Some Fashion Model on TV
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Some Girl Trying to Be Sexy Falls Over and We Laugh
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Lohan and Her Loser Rehab Penis Hanign With Family.
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Some Penthouse Chick Named Adrienne Manning Naked
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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Shopping
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Some Lesbian Dildo Fest Video
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Britney Spears is Adopting Chinese Twins…Hopefully She’s Planning on Training them For Porn
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Catrinel Menghia in Sports Illustrated Lookin Good
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Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Ass
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The Hogan’s Are Getting a Divorce
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A Hanson Is Having a Baby….And The World Suddenly Became a Sacrier Place
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David Beckham Hates Kids With Cancer
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Lucy Pinder Naked in NUTS Magazine
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Some Playboy Chick Talks to Vegas’ Hottest Strippers
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This is Miss Puerto Rico Universe 2007
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Some Nude Model Named Valerie Taking a Shower Video
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The AVN Award Nomiees Because Porn is Your Girlfriend
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The Kim Kardashian & Ray J Full Sex Tape
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What Is You Favorite Sexy Shower Scene from a Movie – Poll
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How Long is You Clit Hood?
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Some Bloggers Who Run Some Blog Banged and Now are Publically Fighting It Out …. I am Still Shocked People Who Blog Get Laid…But Then Realized It’s With Each Other and Then It Reminded Me of the Time The 2 Kids in the Comic Book Club at Highschool Started Fucking Because No One Else Would Bang Them…
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Some Chick Named Alexis Lopez Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot
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Some Dude Dies When Cumming Video
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Here’s a Fucked Up Gameshow For You
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Watch the Wal Mart Masturbator Because It’s Funny As Fuck
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My Good Friend Stavros is Back With Mary Kate Olsen…Paris is Pissed
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The Best Store Name
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More Amy Winehouse Doing Drugs on Stage Pictures
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Solo Debut is a Hot Site Cuz I Like Watching Girls Masturbate
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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From Photobucket:

Some Chick Showing Her Vagina
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Some Girl Posing in Lingerie
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Some Girl Getting Sexy on Photobucket
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Some Chick Having a Sexy Time
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Some Chick’s Photobucket Pictures To Jerk Off To…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girls Bush on Photobucket
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These Are Horrible Boobs…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits and Tatttoos
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cutter’s Close Up Vagina
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Pregnant Chick Showing Off Her Cooch
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Photobucket Sex
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Some Photobucket Tit
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Photobucket Vagina
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Photobucket Vagina
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Some Hot Naked Chick
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From the Forum:

Download the New Wu Tang Cuz We All Love Us Some Wu Tang
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Download Some Postal Service
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Some Kate Playground Showing Off her Pussy I remember When This Shit Was Impossible to Find…
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Some Amateur From the Army
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The Hottest Ass The Internet’s Ever Seen
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Watch Some Whipped Cream Video
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Some Suicide Girl Named Dewees
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Download the Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads Playboy
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Download some Jane’s Addiction
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Download a Whole Lot of Coldplay Music
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A Whole Lot of Met Art Action
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This Chick Named Sarah Nell is Naked and Posing For You
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Download some Music from The Eagles
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Download Some Band Called Rabbit Junk
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Some Suicide Girl Named Allie
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Download Some Yeah Yeah Yeahs Live in Mexico Album
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Download Some Val Halen Greatest Hits Album
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Some More Suicide Girls Action
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Some Pregnant Chick Getting Fucked By Her Boyfriend
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Some Girl Fuckin’ her Phone
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Check Out This Smelly Coke Can Action
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Download Some NIN
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Suicide Girl Naked With Gorrillaz Sign
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Who is Goldfrapp and Why Do You Want to Download Them?
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Some Fat Suicide Girl Naked
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Some Sheryl Crow Pre-Release Because You’re a Lesbian and This is Women in Song
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Download the Best of Blondie
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The Best of REM
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Some Jessica Biel Photoshoot Where She Looks More Girl Than Boy
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2007

26

Nov

I am – Perez Hilton is the Number 1 Celebrity Site of the Day

I think we can all agree that Perez is a loser, but it blows me the fuck away that this dude is making so much money off the internet and has little girls everywhere checking his site consistantly 100 times a day to see pictures of celebs with cumshots on them and his lazy banter to useless celebrity stories.

I don’t do what this dude did to get liked or an audience. I don’t understand how anyone takes him seriously or considers him an authority or someone they’d want to check out. It’s that mainstream wave that sucks in the clueless people around the world into thinking things that aren’t cool are cool because everyone tells them it’s cool, so they just roll with it. I do know that I would never read, support his site after seeing what the piece of shit behind it looked like when he first came out to make himself famous and watching the video I just posted should give anyone who still visits his site enough reason to never go back to it.

Posted in:Perez Hilton|Unsorted

2007

26

Nov

I am – Candice Michelle’s Foot Fetish Video of the Day

So I don’t do wrestling but you probably do, because you’re just that kind of guy who also collects action figures and has posters on his bedroom wall from the last Spiderman Movie, or maybe for your favorite heavy metal band, or the Jenna Jameson signed headshot you bought on ebay, you play videogames and you’ve had sex once, at least you think you did, but it was during some kind of role playing game.

Either way, Candice Michelle is some WWE start who was destined for a career in porn that started with this foot fetish video. She was probably some local slut who all the guys already fucked and she figured it was the next logical step since working the diner paid the same in a week as one foot fetish scene. She was a girl with a dream and an ego thinking she had what it took to get guys off on a larger scale than working the stage on amateur stripper night and somehow on the path to porno films the WWE saved her and now you’re waiting in line at conventions for her autograph.

Thanks to Wrestling News Desk For Emailing That In….

Posted in:Candice Michelle|Foot Fetish Video|Unsorted|WWE

2007

26

Nov

I am – Cindy Crawford in Her Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I’ve already posted pictures from this day in Cindy Crawford’s life the other day, but I’ve been really drunk the last few weeks and this type of repetition is a lot better than the shit I pull on a nightly basis, like repeatedly starting fights, repeatedly sexually harassing girls, repeatedly making fun of people, repeatedly introducing myself to the same person 12 times, repeatedly waking up in random places and repeatedly doing the Soulja Boy dance, cuz no one does it quite like me.

I’ve been drinking a lot of vodka lately and since my liver is broken and my digestive system seems broken too, every time I take a shit it smells like fuckin’ vodka and gives me the urge to scoop in and eat the shit to see if it takes off the fuckin’ edge I have from last night.

Speaking of shit. Here’s Cindy Crawford in a bikini, reminding us that everything turns to shit even supermodels we all loved in the 90s become middle-aged soccer moms who have hotter bodies than other middle aged soccer moms, but are still middle-aged soccer moms who will never be 19 years old again and that is one of life’s great tragedies.


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Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures from the Same Day
Cindy Crawford is Still Posing
Elle Macpherson is Still Hot

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Cindy Crawford|Pictures|Tits|Unsorted

2007

26

Nov

I am – Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Brooke Hogan’s a pretty thick girl, but one that you’d still want to fuck based on her pictures, not because of her hot ass or good new fake tits she got while her brother was out totaling cars and crippling people, but because she’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter and your first taste of gay porn was watching his ripped greased up body rubbing up against other ripped greased up bodies in their underwear, and things have never really been the same for you since. I bet you’re lookin’ at these pics trying to find her dick you fucking homo.


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Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures
Brooke Hogan in Fontless and Backless Pants Cuz She’s Classy
Brooke Hogan in Those Pants Again Because They Are Jokes

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Brooke Hogan|Tits|Unsorted

2007

26

Nov

I am – Tara Reid’s Got Skinny Legs of the Day

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When I look at Tara Reid, I am reminded of myself. Not because I am a skinny little blonde chick with fake tits, but I wish I was, because I’d never stop trying to get into my pants, but because I am an alcoholic and respect people with the same life goals as me, that don’t involve having a respectable career and making money for the luxury life, but taking what you can get and making money to just get fucked up. Now my drinking budget is a lot more pathetic than hers and usually leaves me in the gutter blinded from drinking rubbing alcohol all night, while she’s out touring different cities in the World at the hottest parties but the foundation of what we do is the same and when blinded by rubbing alcohol you’re really in no position to be rockin’ the hottest parties anywhere but inside your heads.

Speaking of hallucinating, I had serious alcohol withdrawal after a few days of binge drinking, it was the first time it had happened to me in years but I’ve been goin’ hard lately because I have bad friends who think it’s funny to get me drunk and destructive and I was raised to never turn down a free shot of anything. So the withdrawal hit was because I didn’t have any money to get more drink in me and because I’m damaged fuckin’ goods and my brain and body can’t deal with alcohol anymore. It basically involved me laying in bed next to my furnace of a wife which is convenient since it’s winter, so she’s good for something, staring at the ceiling shaking and convulsing and having visions of a young slut bouncing on my dick which was alright until I found out she had AIDS.

Speaking of AIDS, Here’s Tara Reid drifting into full blown, if you know what I mean, if you don’t just look at them legs. I guess the party’s gotta stop sometime.


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Tara Reid Hot in FHM
Tara Reid’s See Through Shirt
Tara Reid’s Bikini Pictures
Tara Reid’s Shitty Ass

Posted in:Blonde|Legs|Skinny|Tara Reid|Unsorted

2007

26

Nov

I am – Kate Walsh Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I am back from a drunken 4 day weekend and ready for the hustle and by hustle I mean sitting all day after sleeping in because I don’t have an alarm only to post outdated bikini pictures of some whore I’ve never heard of named Kate Walsh in a bikini because I love bikinis more than I love pants.

The reason these pictures give me an internet boner isn’t because of the middle aged dude you’re jerking off to, weirdo, but because there something magical about how a bikini reveals every piece and fold of cardboard that makes up her box and being a fan of vagina, it’s nice to try to compare the shit to what my wifes got to offer, provided I had the

She’s a pretty tight bodied red head I’d fuck, because when I usually think red head I think carrot top red head and I’ve never bagged a redhead because I’ve always been scared of their redhead superpowers that come from being freaks of nature, kinda like retarded people. For a long time the thought of a orange bush against a pale freckled mound made me sick to my stomach. When I was in High School, it was before the internet existed and I didn’t know if fire crotch existed or if it was a myth. So I gave every redhead in the school a complex, by constantly asking them if their pubic hair was disgusting and orange. I wonder how that’s carried over into their adult relationships. I am an asshole but then again, they looked more like Carrot Top than Kate Walsh.

This post is garbage, let’s just get it over with now.


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Natasha Hamilton Bikini Pictures
Marcia Cross and Her Red Headed Friend
Lauren Holly’s Nipples in a See Through Shirt

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