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2008

27

Feb

Angela Lindvall is a Naked Model in Purple of the Day

Here are some pictures of model Angela Lindvall showing off her naked boy body, provided the naked boys you know have milkin’ nipples and a hairy pussy. I am all for anyone showing their pussy, even if shit’s not brazilian waxed, like you’d expect from a model, but that’s just because fully bald pussy is as played out as a pussy can get now. Sure there was a time when that trend first hit where I’d instantly get a boner thinking about it, because the girls who were bald were the same girls who were letting dudes fuck them and whenever you got a hairy bitch, you knew she was either a prude, a hippie or a slob. Then after a decade of bald, landing a girl with a bit of bush was like a special treat that only happened every once in a while and seeing a vagina with decorative on it was like having a cake with icing on it. That said, I still think shit looks like a small furry squirrel that’s hungry for my penis sized dick.

I am all for girls getting naked, even if it’s for artistic photoshoots, but I guess getting models naked comes with the territory so it shouldn’t be a big deal. They are always walking around at photoshoots and backstage at fashion shows with their body parts hangin out and for everyone to see….so these pictures aren’t a thing, but I’ll post them anyway because I post pussy any chance I get, especially when it’s not pornographic, because I am tried of being called a porn site and if you consider this kind of thing pornographic, you clearly don’t get much pussy, but we already knew that….

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Posted in:Angela Lindvall|Naked|Photoshoot

2008

26

Feb

Diablo Cody Topless and Personal Pictures of the Day

If you don’t know who Diablo Cody is, her story goes like this. She was an internet loser who would spend her nights trying to find like-minded losers because no one locally understood her, at least according to her, when in reality they just thought she was a fucking loser and eventually moved away to be with her internet boyfriend, marry him and be a stepmother to his baby, because that’s what stable people do.

As a statement to the world condition, or in efforts of being ironic or interesting, this Rockabilly, Pin Up Girl poser who takes herself too seriously, decides to strip. Not knowing that she has no business being naked in front of crowds to begin with and really has no business getting paid to be naked in from of a crowd, because the constant encouragement from her like-minded internet friends lead her to believe that she did.

She ended up doing it full time, because I guess working in the midwest and in some busted down barn stripclub where the other women weigh 300 pounds and have one tooth and a hot pair of cut off overalls and a baby cow to milk as part of their routine, allowed Diablo Cody to feel the same acceptance and reassurance as the hottest girl that she got from her blog…

Either way, she had a blog, was recruited to write a book because some publisher liked her intelligent, sarcastic take on the world, like most internet girls and that lead her from the world of an internet loser to an academy award winner because everyone fell in love with her…..because the average person lacks major fucking substance and felt like they found what they were missing in her Gilmore Girls writing for the losers out there because she is the same girl you laughed at in high school….

Either way, these are her personal pics that pretty much sum all that up and show off her pretty shitty tits that I didn’t fall in love with like the world fell in love with her…..but would still watch dyke out on the stripper pole in her living room, but that’s just because I know she’s that kind of girl and I’m a pervert….

Posted in:Diablo Cody|Naked|Personal Pics|Screenwriter

2008

18

Feb

Lohan Topless in Some Photoshoot of the Day

These pictures of Lohan in some photoshoot for New York magazine recreating some Marilyn Monroe shoot were just sent to me and she’s topless. Now everyone who reads this site know I have a fake crush on coke whore and her tits are pretty much the main reason why. It’s definitely got nothing to do with her freckled skin that is cute when she it on a kid running a lemonade stand and not so cute when it looks like the coke whore just did some scat porn to get more coke and hasn’t had enough time to shower.

I don’t know what I am talking about, I’m riding off a 3 day hangover. Look at the pics because the best way to draw attention to your useless drug addicted self is to get naked. Remember that girls and be sure to start by sending them to me first.

I know having a sheet between you and lohan seems pretty shitty in pictures because it’s blocking out her pussy, but if this was real life that sheet is a necessity but preferably in latex because skin to skin contact with this whore has some serious repercussions , it’s kinda like wearing a helmet when riding a bike or when retarded so you don’t smash your head in the wall repeatedly.

I had to Take the Pics Down So Check them Out Here – but Put Them Back Up – Fuck ‘Em…
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Here’s My Email Communication with NY Mag
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Naked|Nude|Photoshoot|Topless

2007

15

Nov

I am – Heidi Klum’s Naked in a Magazine of the Day

So these pictures from some Max Magazine hit today and they are of Heidi Klum, not lookin’ like Heidi Klum with some kind of sheer sheet artistically covering her goods, which was probably done intentionally because who knows what damage Seal and his babies have done to her box, if shit looks anything like his face, I don’t care how hot a bitch is, that shit better stay under wraps, like an Orthodox Jewish couple trying to make babies through the sheet, so dude doesn’t have to make any contact with the bitch, but still gets to fuck her because fuckin’ her is what makes them babies to build their own army to take over the world. If that shit was a movie, it’d be called Bad News Jews.

I was always so disappointed every time I’d get with a hot girl who had a perfect body only to find out that her vagina either looked like a pinkish brown bowl of cottage cheese or smelled like a fuckin’ sewer. I am sure I wasn’t as disappointed as they were when they found out that my penis looked more like a vagina that their vagina did, because let’s face it, girls like huge cock and not over-sized clits, unless they are lesbians/rape victims, in which case they don’t like any cock, and I never really minded fucking a bowl of cottage cheese, as long as it wasn’t too cold…because I have no real standards.

Either way, here are those Klum magazine pics:

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|Magazine|Naked|Unsorted

2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Vagina Pictures of the Day

Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.

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Posted in:Bush|Naked|Sienna Miller|Tits|Unsorted|Vagina

2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Vagina Pictures of the Day

Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.

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Posted in:Bush|Naked|Sienna Miller|Tits|Unsorted|Vagina

2007

06

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I just woke up. It is 3:15. I am a fucking bum and will never get ahead…Good thing I realized this a long fucking time ago. Reality is I got fucking drunk last night and recovery time is a lot longer than it used to be.

A while ago, I read Vanessa Hudgens from Highschool Musical had some racy pics hit the net that she took for her lame fucking boyfriend who is a fucking fag or a fag that a PR team is keeping in the closet, like these pictures are porn that a PR team is releasing to make bitch more famous.

The thought of all this makes me want to go to the local ice cream shop and watch teens in their high school uniform eating soft serve.

Here are the nudes – I don’t know how legit they are. But I do know she’s got bush and a woman with bush is a woman for me. I spent most of my night making bets with some asshole I was with as to whether the girls in the bar had bush or not, and if so how it was styled, but when we had to go up and ask to see how close we were to being right, we usually got ignored….I always figured the cast of highschool musical would be bald, I guess if she was in the bar last night, I woulda lost on that one…but if she was in the bar I was in…I probably could have just paid her 5 dollars to show me. I like to stick to classy joints.

UPDATE – HAD TO TAKE THE PICS DOWN CUZ OF HER LAWYERS…..FUCKING CUNT….

Here are some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens at the High School Musical 2 premiere in Australia because this shit is taking over the world like AIDS..

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Posted in:Bush|Naked|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

23

Aug

I am – Jade Jagger Nude Beach Pictures of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I once wrote that I loved this bitch, I am not sure why, because she’s in her late 30’s and that’s not usually my style, I like younger fresher meat, but she’s the daughter of Mick and Bianca Jagger and I guess she’s normally hot and has a lot of money, just not so hot when naked on the beach.

I think the funniest thing about this shit is that it reminds me of my life. For some reason whenever I used to convince a drunk girl to get naked for me, or flash me her tits or shows me her box, I always miss it the first time around, like I wasn’t ready for it and when I ask them to do it again they always just think I am some pervert trying to get a second peak even when I am paying them…I remember hooking up an hour with a frigid whore, I didn’t really think shit was possible but bitch would let you bang her but she wanted the lights off, she wanted to do it missionary and she refused to do much more than lie there like you were fucking a scared virgin, only she was a hooker and her pussy wasn’t built like a virgin, it was purchased bad sex and I guess she catered to guys who liked to pretend they were getting with the 50 year old Jewish or Italian wife who never goes down on them, I figure it was either for guys who were still living in their mom’s basement or for husbands who were married to nymph’s and just wanted to feel like their friends for a change…

Either way, this photographer got a naked bitch on the beach, but didn’t get one bit of tit or ass or fuckin’ pussy. I don’t know how that can happen when shit’s not staged because these pictures remind me of every PG movie nude scene and it’s kinda making me mad…

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Posted in:Ass|Jade Jagger|Naked|Naturist|Nude|Nude Beach|Nudist|Pussy|Tits|Unsorted

2007

17

Aug

I am – The Uncensored Vanessa Minnillo Pictures of the Day

Do you remember when Nick Lachey and his girlfriend went to Mexico and frolicked around naked and fucked in the hot tub and it was all caught by some photographer that they had the Mexican government kill and forced all the pictures that were released off the internet so that in a couple months time it would be like they never happened because we would have all forgotten….it turns out that they weren’t forgotten and these pictures surfaced recently in some Spanish Magazine.

I am not an expert at spotting fakes, but these are pretty believable to me. I would assume that this Minnillo slut has a solid bush and I am okay with that because I am a fan of bush. I can never tell whether I am a legitimate fan of bush because I haven’t come face to face with one in years, not because waxing and shaving is what every 14 year old and her mother does now as scheduled as brushing their teeth, but because I am a married man who doesn’t ever look at his wife’s cunt. That said, I think girls with bush are breaking down the mainstream, they are saying no to the Chachi way of bald and owning their natural state and when some girls tell me over the internet that they have never shaved before, it reminds me of some kind of magical forest that the building developers haven’t started building on, or like a deserted island that no one has ever visited and that shit is hotter than razor burn.

Either way, I don’t want to get sued so I am going to just link this site that has the pictures loaded. Although I like seeing celebrities naked, I don’t like when they use some of the money in there huge bank accounts to get their revenge on me…..Even if they could be fake.

Vanessa Minnillo Full Nude Picture With Fat Tits Bush
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Vanessa Minnillo Side Tit
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Posted in:Bush|Mexico|Naked|Nick Lachey|Tits|Unsorted|Vanessa Minnillo

2007

07

Aug

I am – Vintage Naked Lisa Marie and Jeff Goldblum on the Beach of the Day

I didn’t go out last night because i got bubonic plague early monday morning and missed work. Since I slept all day, I was up all night amusing myself. After the batteries died in my vibrator, I decided to try this fake-tan shit. Living in NYC has made me pale as an albino’s balls. Tanning salons are cancer boxes. I used to get brown from running, but I can’t run anymore since i fucked up my knees from giving too much head on hard surfaces as a hooker. And sunbathing is so fucking boring, unless you are at the beach. And I was too hungover to handle more than 20 minutes at the beach in San Diego.

So I stripped and slathered my body with this tanning cream. I made sure to properly smear it into each crevice, to really rub my ass, to massage the lotions deep into my tits. As I was standing in front of the mirror, nude, waiting for the magical golden change, it sounded like the water was running in my studio. Now my apartment is a converted storefront, with basically a garage door for one wall, the kind the shopkeeeper would open and BANG, his store was basically open to the street (luckily there is also a side door so I don’t have to do that). I check for the source of the trickling water, and its not from my shower, which is next to my toilet. It’s not from the toilet, which is next to my sink. And its not from my sink, which is across from my bed…

I notice a puddle of dark liquid leaking from under my garage door wall, exactly in the place where i need to replace the duct tape for when it rains. I smell pee, and I am PISSED. I fling open my side door and start screaming at this homeless junkie taking a leak on my sorta-wall. He stands there stunned. I realize I am still completely naked and lubed up, and we are both caught in this awkward moment. He runs, I go back inside to clean the urine off my floor. My studio still smells like pee and I am not a naked golden goddess… YET.

Here are some vintage pics of Lisa Marie naked with Jeff Goldblum on some beach from a few years ago (it maybe old, but it’s boobs and bush). She has the potential to be a golden goddess, she just needs to even out those white hooters and crotch. She is a patchwork goddess. As for Goldblum, I love him, but thank god for lots of sand. Lisa Marie is best remembered as the hot gum chewing ‘Martian Girl’ in “Mars Attacks!” and hasn’t worked since 2001. Have fun wacking off to Lisa’s still pretty good-look’n bod.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)
EMAIL ME HERE

Posted in:Beach|Bush|Jeff Goldblum|Lisa Marie|Naked|Tits|Unsorted