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2015

06

Nov

Kylie Jenner has Broken Nail of the Day

The funny thing about this fame whoring, weird body for a white girl, half naked girl who has been fucking older black guys since she was a tween, thanks to having terrible parents…and a terrible life…that is masked with money and things…living the American Dream by whoring herself….is that the biggest tragedy in her vain as fuck life..is her “broken nail”…

The good news is that when their empire collapses, this one is slated to be one of the first to go fucking insane, develop a drug addiction and die…

Because she doesn’t know a life before fame, TV, etc…and she grew up in the peak of their collective fame whoring..so the second their ship has sailed and people stop caring…she’s start acting up and falling apart..

I guess that will only happen when instagram fades…and new social media steps up….because as of now, she’s got millions of people she directly speaks to…and the max exodus of following her will never happen…but it’d be great to see it if they did…

I guess we’re stuck with these whores…..for now…but they will crack…I know it…they can’t keep them well behaved forever…they are spoiled brats and don’t think consequences, etiquette or anything but self interest…

Let’s just hope the tanturm / breakdown / crisis…comes with more nudity….

Like this Tit pic of average at best, but hugely famous, now a Victoria’s Secret runway walkng, Kendall tit…

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2015

06

Nov

Daisy Ridley is the New Star Wars Chick You’ll Be Obsessed with of the Day

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Daisy Ridley is the lottery winner, cast in the new Star Wars, that so many millions of nerds are freaking the fuck out about, buying pre-sale tickets to, because it’s fucking Star Wars people…and this is the female lead, who will never get much work beyond Star Wars, the brand is too fucking strong, but who needs work after that…she’ll have dudes sending her money, propositions, and marriage offers for the rest of her fucking life. Nerds, especially Star Wars nerds are resilient….they are focused…and they are often times socially awkward and obsessive…

So here’s what will be their new obsession….Daisy Ridley…in Hollywood Reporter…

Posted in:Daisy Ridley|SFW

2015

06

Nov

Julie Benz in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Julie Benz is. I just know she was on Dexter and more importantly Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and that’s the kind of show that creepy virgin loser dudes were absolutely obsessed with…meaning this Julie Benz, now well into her 40s, is the other Sara Michelle Gellar…that I guess in nerd chatrooms got drafted for fantasy marriages in the nerd fantasy marriage leagues because she wasn’t always 40 and didn’t always look like she was 40…

Not that her being 40 will deter any of her fans…her fans or Buffy fans are still obsessed with the show, they still have the box set on their nerd shelf…and one unopened in their nerd vault, because nerds…

Meaning this chick has made so many dudes jerk off…some dudes think they are married to her…and other dudes dream of marrying her…because people, especailly Buffy Fans are fucking weird…

HEre’s the bikini pics..

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2015

06

Nov

Christina Milian Keeps Reaching of the Day

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Christina Milian has a new album…

This is what rich people do when they are bored…

They revisit what I guess they think their passion is….and what made them relevant enough to fuck the right people, make babies with the right people, and divorce the right people, after getting writing credits on some massive fucking songs the right people produced…meaning getting paid for the rest of her life..

This is like a retired woman taking up knitting, or starting up an Etsy or Ebay jewelry business, where she could make money off it, but is really just doing it for the love and to pass the time. She has a pension..it’s unnecessary to actually spend her day doing it…but why the fuck not…

Only with more fame-whoring, attention craving, and tit…

Milian….wants you to jerk off to her like she was still 19….It’s some kind of midlife crisis…that is working, because I remember a year ago, she had less than 100,000 instagram followers even with being on The Voice…and now she’s on the map again….thanks to a deep rooted knowledge of proper slutting

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2015

06

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Social Media of the DAy

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A video posted by Victoria's Secret Brasil (@victoriassecretoficialbrasil) on Nov 6, 2015 at 8:27am PST

Vitoria’s Secret is pushing their fashion show on social media…to generate the first round of buzz before the televised event that I call their hugely successful infomercial..every Holiday season, the people who watch TV, get very excited about a brand that sells them garbage and a dream…while making them feel insecure..

So first wave is announcing the cast. Second wave is social media prep for the filming of the show, which takes place November 9, then they’ll release all the VIP red carpet pics…of the filming of the event…then they’ll release all the pics from the event…so that by black Friday…people are ready to buy their nonsense…and by TV air date..people are just fucking cumming VS….

It’s a scam that works…

Here are a few of them doing fitness before the show…even though we all know they are actually just starving themselve before the show…who are they trying to fool into thinking these girls are about health and fitness…when clearly they are into starving, being skinny and fucking rich dudes…

Here’s some other model babe who I’ve never heard of who got cast…I like this one….she’s good…

A video posted by Daniela Braga (@bragadany) on Nov 5, 2015 at 11:12am PST

Here’s Elsa Hosk in Catalog Pics – Bound CLICK HERE

Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Pics CLICK HERE

Here’s Monika Jagaciak in Catalog Pics CLICK HERE

Here’s Lily Aldridge at some Fantasy Bra Event CLICK HERE

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2015

06

Nov

Carly Baker is Some UFC Ring Girl in FHM of the Day

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I don’t watch UFC, but I assume this Carly Baker chick is the replacement of the other blonde one that got beat the fuck up by her boyfriend…

UFC, like Ed Hardy, RIP CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER – THE GOD OF THE CHEESE DICKS….is designed or crafted for cheese dicks and trailer trash….

And the girls they use in their promo videos, like WWF, are these trashy stripper looking bitches, with fake tits, fake lips, and tight bodies, because it’s a sporting event…

I am not against any one, even if I hate everyone, I always support sluts and what look like Vegas hookers who find a marketable angle…whether that angle is being the jerk off material to a testosterone filled sport that is followed by pretty alpha hetero anti-gay dudes…who get excited watching dudes half nakedly wrestle each other…so throw in the tits to give focus to the boner or some shit…

Either way, Carly Baker.

Posted in:Carly Baker|SFW

2015

06

Nov

ARianna Grande Demonstrates How She Handled Big Sean of the Day

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Arianna Grande is a rumored slut, with a voice of an angel…at least according to her…everyone I know hear her song in restaurants or stores…passionately say “i hate this fucking bitch”..including a pornstar who I met…that used to fuck Grande’s ex boyfriend Mac Miller…who claims…is a huge whore, demanding, needy, loud, irritating, spoiled…and all kind of horrible things, you can probably tell by listening to her or seeing her silly public behavior…thanks to stage parents coddling her…and Disney Training…she exists…

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2015

05

Nov

Jojo’s Possibly Naked Snapchat of the Day

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Here’s a girl named Jojo….she is probably before your time. She was a bootleg Avril Lavigne who turned 18 and disappeared as her fan base, the perverts who like 17 year olds, aka all of you…turned their back on her…forcing her to take her ghetto trash ass back to the motel room she was raised in back in Philly, with all her pop star one hit wonder money, and date black guys…

For some reason, she’s back, trying to get scene, noticed, releasing albums…but the kids don’t give a fuck…she shoulda just kept up the White Snowflake hustle she had on lock…that’s what you call white girls black guys fuck..

Well, she’s on snapchat, which is an interesting platform for these girls, who have been exploited their whole life, by the people they trust and the people who invest in them, where they connect with people that care to watch her every move…and as they see the views go up, they get that fill of that “it feels good to be liked”..feeling they once had…oh so many years ago..

The other interesting thing is that it isn’t run by publicists trying to create brand, so these whores with squeaky clean images, can be their actual slutty self…because really all girls I know are exhibitionists, and the hollywood white washing that is no more, thanks to social media, may not want you to think that these girls, who make a career of being sluts are sluts…but luckily they are all sluts..

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2015

05

Nov

Natalie Dormer for Women’s Health of the DAy

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Natalie Dormer rhymes with boner…enough…is some Game of Thrones slut…and now she’s in Women’s Health….because sometimes Sluts can be cast as women due to their vagina…

Not that I know whether or not she has a vagina, or that she’s a slut, I’ll just assume she does because she’s on TV and people on TV are sluts…attention seeking sluts…why else would they have the need or want to be on TV…as an “actor”…what went wrong in her life that made her decide to not be a Social Worker or School teacher or whatever it is women do, but instead take on acting, the most vapid and useless, but well paid and glamour of jobs…clearly to live the good life, with rich people…fame feels good…like constant sex and reaffirmation…it must be that…who knows, maybe I’ll read the Women’s Health bullshit low quality interview…but I prefer the bullshit, low quality…pictures…her butt looks healthy to me…and womanly….like a slut…who says “look at my ass, that’s why I’m posed like this”…not a lady…who keeps her ass out of the frame…

Right?

Posted in:Natalie Dormer|SFW

2015

05

Nov

Maggie Gyllenhaal Terrifying Ass Flash of the Day

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There was a time when the spoiled, Hollywood born and raised, only has a career because her parents are industry, was only really notable for one performance in Secretary where she pissed herself in some 50 Shades of Grey before 50 Shades of Grey that was probably better executed than 50 Shades of Grey but I’ll never watch that shit…

Well…she made an announcement that she’s too old to be cast as the love interest, and she’s not lying, she’s also too old to be cast as the street hooker, but she’s doing it anyway, and she’s about as cute and affordable as you’d expect….

I don’t know but this pic is a winner…

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Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaaal|SFW

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