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2015

17

Sep

GIgi Hadid Fashion Model with Nipples of the Day

A video posted by Gigi Hadid (@gigihadid) on

Gigi Hadid is a rich kid…but she also has nipples

I guess she makes her own money now…because they got her to that point of critical mass, where desperate attempts to get noticed, calling on favors, buying followers, selling her off to the Kardashians, and other things that require having no soul but a dream to be a Kardashian…for her and her family…that are already rich as fuck…and what else are they to do with thier time and money…if the world isn’t celebrating them like they are important…do they even exist..like her nipples…

Because she has nipples…

So if you’ve learned one thing at this year’s fashion week…it’s that Gigi Hadid…does infact have nipples…that the Jonas Brothers and possibly her dad’s friend who owns Guess and who gave her a big break…probably already knew….

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2015

17

Sep

Nina Agdal’s Lingerie as Outerwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is one of the less interesting models around…

She’s hardly even a model, she’s don’t Sports Illustrated, who fucking cares…

I mean other than 1,000,000 lowest common denominators…

I am going to assume she’s made very little money for modelling, under 100k a year, yet she’s as famous as top models…while her real revenue stream, like all models, is rich guys…who don’t realize shes got Downs Syndrome because they’re high and drunk..

Well, she’s decided to draw attention to herself in underwear of outerwear..and I guess a retard would forget to put clothes on after being distracted by anything from a butterfly to rocks on the street corner it wants to smash together over and over while rocking back and forth…

Only it’s not that bad…and more a reminder that most girls should forget their clothes…it makes them matter more than they do..

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2015

17

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Video of the Day

Bella Thorne did an ad for Wildfox.

My best Wildfox story is that the founder had underage girls living in his guest house….who accused him of raping them..

Because it is rape culture and I guess every dude with a clothing brand needs to be doing clothing to rape girls…who are active participants until it is convenient to call rape for media attention, or to stop the predator you were having sex with. The story is HERE who knows if it is true, but it would make the Bella Thorne 17 for 3 more weeks tie in make a lot more sense….

Who cares…

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2015

17

Sep

Kate Upton Awkward Tit of the Day

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There’s a difference between fat tits and big tits…

Fat tits just have a mind of their own, maybe it’s the diabetic neuropathy…

Maybe it’s the hypo gylecia or glandular issue that makes them so obese..they’ll tell you it’s medical and genetic, as no fat person has ever admitted to it being their fault, or their overeating and not working out…they are the victims who like to pretend they love their body, because it allows them to not do anything about it, and keep consuming…until they are too sick to move or fight authority on real issues….the government wants you fat..

That said…

Fat tits just have a mind of their own, they are spilling everywhere…

A photo posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on

So here’s Kate Upton, the biggest model of our generation…literally….

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2015

17

Sep

Kate Hudson’s Face of the Day

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Kate Hudson’s breast implants almost distract from her aging face that remind us all that life is short, things go sour fast, one day the milk is edible the next it is expired and you’re throwing up in your sink trying to hose the taste off your tongue because you accidentally put your mouth on it…and it’d be almost amazing to walk to drying out of a human like it was a grape turning into a raisin, but I’d rather look at young, fresh faced babes, who don’t look like old ladies at 40, because 40 is old age for a lady….Kate Hudson and her outfit may not be willing to accept that…but I think the proof is in the pudding…that is probably her vaginal secretions thanks to all that sex with pretty much everyone…that’s made her the person she is today….and I guess that’s the problem with getting old…every year 10 – 20 more cocks in you…just ramp you up to a place eventually people won’t want to touch..unless it’s to get to her mother who at 80…is still Goldie Hawn…

A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on

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2015

17

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day

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My favorite bag that Jennifer Lawrence has ever promoted… is her vagina …

Those nudes were officially her best work…

Unless you’re into the series she’s on, I can’t think of the name and I’m not going to look it up..she has a bow and arrow in it I think…It’s something about dreams..they have 3 in the series, it’s where she sold out for the cash grab…fuck…why can’t I think of this, you know in the time i’ve been writing this I could have just googled it…no not X-Man, they just shot that there…the other one…the one about fat chicks that she gained all that weight for…Hunger Games….fine I googled it…I gave in and accepted no memory as a real life issue….and I accepted Jennifer Lawrence as a real life actor, even though acting is a lie, when her tits were exposed and I saw how perfect they were…no the OScars and all the gigs she gets had nothing on those nudes…

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2015

17

Sep

Selena Gomez in Elle of the Day

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Selena Gomez did Elle Magazine, and it fucking sucked, but probably not as much as she sucked Bieber Dick…while that motherfucker owned her little starlet heart…thanks to being a needy, demanding, dependant, broken brat her parents sold to the media…

Well, at least she ate her way through the sadness of being cheated on by Bieber…

Unless she never actually fucked Beiber and that’s all just some Taylor Swift level act that’s marketable…keeping all these idiots in the limelight…talked about like they matter….when I can show you 5 girls far hotter than this, just outside my house smoking a joint…

She’s nothing special…but Elle likes her…because she’s promoting an album and they paid Elle to like her. #marketing.

Here’s a video of her fat in a black dress…

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2015

17

Sep

Kristen Cavallari Pregnant See Through of the Day

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Kristen Cavallari is old news, you probably don’t remember her as being the girl from Laguna Beach who decided to drop out of The Hills and move onto better things like an acting career, only to realize that acting dream was her ego from the attention of her hit show, and not actually based on her talent or celebrity, so she crawled back to her show only for it to get cancelled because she’s the worst…

I fucking hope you don’t remember that…and I hate myself for rememebering that…but hey, girl’s pregnant as fuck and showing her milk filled, hormonally jacked tits in a bra…which I guess is a fetish to at least one person who probably lives alone in a basement apartment, so sad and lonely, dreaming of one day having a pregnant girl of his own, so that he doesn’t ever feel this alone again, while jerking off to pregnant hookers getting fucked in ready to drop porn…

Because to the average dude, pregnancy…is disgusting..it breaks pussies..don’t blame me, blame science..

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2015

17

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fake Tits of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio has fake model tits…used to make girls feel inadequate about their tits…hoping their 50 dollar bra from Victoria’s Secret will save…which will work, if they take Alessandra Ambrosio’s lead and buy a set of tits..that have nothing to do with their bras her employer makes in “sweatshops” overseas to sell back to middle of the road American mall shopper …unless they work for the brand and get paid millions a year…

I know what you’re thinking..who gives a fuck about what might as well is a 100 year old model and her nipples through a see through shirt.

I guess I am stuck in the past…I run a fucking blog…that’s pretty late 90s…like Ambrosio’s sex appeal…

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2015

17

Sep

Free Dov Charney. He is a Victim of Evil Corporate Snakes of the Day

Dov Charney the founder and CEO of American Apparel got fired from his own 600 million dollar a year empire, because corporate executives wanted to take over his powerful brand….so they decided to destroy his public image to get rid of him….and their angle was that he sexually harassed his employees….so he lost his company because he “sexually harassed girls”….something that was never proven….and was only settled out of court because the insurance company wanted to get rid of the issue….and even if he did…you can’t lose your company for that shit…not to mention all that went down before 2011.

I know American Apparel employees and they treated Dov as their leader, like it was some cult, because they were drawn to his money and power, and threw their pussies at him…as girls do….

I love that when I support people who have been made guilty by the press, because the press is lazy and don’t actually look into things, and the press love a story that shows a mean man abusing his power to lure in girls, rather than showing girl seducing powerful men with their youthful bodies, braless light cotton shirts the dude created and shorts that have asses hanging out of them….I get called a slut shamer, or victim shamer, or body shamer…or whatever…

When the truth is, the general public are clickbait clicking morons, who create an opinion off something based on laziness and what is being thrown at them, rather than independent thought, and those same people are usually taking stances on things, they don’t even agree with or no the real story behind. It’s like when people start passing around fake stories on facebook, the assholes click share before googling or researching the validity of the fucking story, and here I am reading nonsense that is just nonsense, because I clickbait too.

That said, American Apparel is what I consider a revolutionary brand in a lot of ways… It was created and helmed by Dov Charney. They hired babes, they redefined what blank shirts meant. They brought back style and sexiness in basics. They helped a generation of girls dress hotter, more body proud than girls in my era who wore oversized sweaters and ill fitting tapered Gap jeans…and it was all Dov Charney’s vision.

I think paved the way for Instagram shoots…these hipster models, that are now mainstream, all with a fucking brand and he was taken to the chopping block due to corporate politics….leaving him with nothing…and that’s just shitty…

I believe, men aren’t predators when girls are sluts…

People need to stop being so boring…and now American Apparel is going bankrupt…for no reason….and I hate seeing innovative people getting robbed…

Here are some pics from their campaigns…that are hot…

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