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2015

30

Jun

Selena Gomez Sucking Ice Cream of the Day

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There used to be a period in my life of lonely and depressive…where I wasn’t sexting girls…because I didn’t have a cell phone…and I hated my obese Ice Cream eating wife, where we’d go out to get her Ice Cream…and I would be able to finally get a taste of erotica….as I watched young college girls…sucking their cone like it was the best thing they every had in their mouth…probably because eating Ice Cream was off diet and so naughty…that it was like forbidden fruit cheating that exhilarated them right down into the depths of their throbbing pussies…at least that is what I would think…as they deep throated the shit…imagining it was my dick…because I knew as soon as my wife got her triple scoop…ice cream would be ruined for me as it dripped down her face and she emotional sucked it fucking down like you’d expect a 300 pound woman to eat her ice cream…

Selena Gomez…is touching on both those emotions..eroticism….and disgust…and with one ice cream cone..

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2015

30

Jun

Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidsonm & Lacey Chabert in Bikinis of the Day

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I guess the general public like mindless sitcoms…unless Big Bang Theory is actually interesting comedy..I’ve never watched a full episode, but people seem to fucking love it, which makes me assume it isn’t actually good, it is just designed to talk to the masses at a basic levle so that they can trap in fans and make Kaley Cuoco stupid rich, when actual talent is not able to get work…..

I just assumed it was Friends, for the new generation, formulaic and based on nerd shit, and nerds love nerd shit, even the “hot”nerd girl they market as accessible…

Well, she’s been in a bikini…celebrating god knows what…witch a couple of old friends like her co-star on 8 Simple Rules, with the red hair, who was on set when John Ritter died..and Lacey Chabert, another nerd favorite…making this perfect for anyone over 35…because who the fuck are these girls…who cares they are old in bikinis…and there is comedy in that.

Here’s her 8 Simple Ruiles co-star no one remembers milking their friendship…by posting yoga pics…in a bikini…because people love bikinis..

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2015

30

Jun

GIgi Hadid Bathing Suit Model of the Day

I find the most compelling part of this campaign no the rich kid from Instagram in a bikini for a brand, because she’s a fashion model now…but rather that they call her GIGI INC….assuming that her little business, that I am sure is incorporated for tax purposes, and probably called Gigi Inc, because the name Gigi, as pornographic or stripping slut as it sounds, is pretty obnoxious in and of itself…you know it just screams “I’m a pretentious rich slut”…..

The reason I find GIgi Inc funny as a concept, is because of the nepotism and resources of her dad and his managment team, that I assume is pushsing this career forward, since it makes him look like less of a predator when he calls meetings with young models for sex, because her, in and of herself, is hardly that interesting…yet for some reason, a reason I call brands being lazy, the media being lazy, and the world following whatever they are told to follow…she’s one of the most relevant models right now…and based on her pics…I find it weird…

If she wasn’t rich and connected, I think she’d be working at Starbucks, but as it is now, she wouldn’t be able to handle an hour of actual work…she’s that kind of princes…the worst kind…

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2015

30

Jun

Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I figure since I posted that dyke Danica Patrick doing yoga 2 minutes ago, I might as well balance that out, by posting lingerie model, Izabel Goulart, who is long, skinny and wearing a slutty little outfit, to add a bit of feminitity to the site…even though Izabel Goulart is from Brazil, and based on nationwide statistics on Brazilian women over 5 foot 10,, she may have a dick…it’s a Brazilian tranny thing…

I don’t really have more to say about this, other than these types of videos make jerking off to fitness easier than doing it at they gym, which I guess is the samething Youtube does for pedophiles, who have hours of kids birthday parties an selfie dance videos they can watch…instead of going out and doing it…only less fucked up, because Izabel Goulart is like 100 years old in model years….and getting turned on by her fitness videos, is pretty much her objective…since it’s 15 seconds long and offers very little practical fitness tips…so stare at her stong, fit, amazing.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Danica Patrick Does Yoga of the Day

Here’s a little moment of zen with Nascar driver Danica Patrick…who I assume you all masturabate to…because you are white trash and fucking love Nascar…because Nascar is American….like the confederate flag…you racist redneck fucks…

I have been to a Nascar race once..I don’t really remember it thanks to the open bar in the booth I scammed myself into ..but I know one thing…and that thing is that Danica Patrick wasn’t there, being the “girl racer”…so that she could be hired as a model…because she’s not quite hot enough to be a model..but when she’s attached to race car driving she is…

I guess what I am trying to say is that, based on her yoga…she’d probably be better used in sex videos….but then again, what girl isn’t…

Posted in:Danica Patrick|SFW

2015

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If I was a feminist…I would have a huge audience…

Since I am a pervert weirdo with no real purpose or stance on anything…I have you…

If I was a fat girl talking about my food addiction, laziness and the unattainable expectations of society….coupled with bad sex, bad dating, bad boyfriends…I would have a huge audience…

Since I just watch people, laugh and people, and half ass troll people…I have you…

I guess I wouldn’t have it any other way…but it would be nice to have a private jet….and international success…all from bullshitting the world into buying into my shit…I’ll work on that.

Here are some morning links…

Walmart Refuses to do Confederate Flag Cake – Makes ISIS Cake
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Kate Hudson’s Dad Breaks Up with Her and her Attention Seeking Brother…
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Dark Haired Girls with Ligth Eyes..
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Beyonce in Lingerie
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Jonah Hill Miissed a Leg Day
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KObe Bryant’s Teammate Called Him a Rapist
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Danica Patrick Yoga
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Fastest Mile on Two Wheels
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New Ghostbuster Uniform
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Some Chick Being Rude at the BET Awards
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Jaguar Attacks a Crocodile
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Tugging on Clothes
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Chrissy Teigen Tries to Troll Instagram Using Photoshop Filters Because Photoshop is her Best Friend
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Some No Name Model Booty Cheeks
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Properly Timed Photos
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Magician Kid’s Disappearing Coin Trick
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Memorial of the Day
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Chris Farley’s Documentary
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Drunk Dude Fail
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2015

29

Jun

Rita Ora is on a Mission to Get Noticed of the Day

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Step 1 – Copy Rihanna…fuck rich connected people…get a record deal…

Step 2 – Show off them tits…in a See Through Shirt…to show off huge tits in her bra CLICK HERE FOR MORE

Step 3 – Show Off that fat ass….in concert, or really anywhere you go, but for the sake of this post, in concert…in front of thousands of people at Glastobury


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2015

29

Jun

Irina Shayk Busting Out on the Runway of the Day

Look…Irina Shayk is not a hooker..

She was not exported from Russia by a Soccer player to be his contract beard, as his homosexuality would ruin him, Europeans, although very gay in dress and action, hate the gays…and it would ruin him….so why not maker her, turn her into a model, get her in magazines because she’s amazing to look at, only to land an A-List actor the second the contract is up, because she’s hot and rich actors like hot…especially when hot is a published model…it makes their hooking seem less obvious..

Well, apparently…she’s a Runaway model..a real fashion model…not just novelty tits to make a fashion show more interesting or high profile…but rather…real runway modeling…with massive tits…as Runway models are known for…right

More interesting – she just posted her ass on Instagram..

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Candice Swanepoel isn’t that Interesting in Clothes of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret model, like pretty much all girls who aren’t fucking disgusting to look at naked, and just a product of Victoria’s Secret SPANX and Padded Bras, you know the kind of girl you drag home from the bar, only to undress her to see what must be a nightmare, hell, scary, the worst….

Is far less interesting when she’s pout wearing clothes, instead of being her half naked self, I guess….

Here she is in 70s mom jeans…looking…boring…because she is….I mean as a South African, shouldn’t she be doing racist shit for blood diamonds…or anything..but this..

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Charlie XCX Panty Flash of the Day

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Charli XCX is some up and coming, not so cute, pop star, that reminds us that pop star is garbage, and unfortunately thanks to the internet, everything has become Pop…

I just saw a Justin Bieber, EDM Music video by Diplo, who’s always been a pop producer, but who I remember being some underground RAVE DJ….

Because I guess, everything goes to shit, and the retard masses are clogging up everything that was once cool because they are so easy to reach now…get that lemming mind control down…win over the idiots who don’t know better…and win…

I guess what I am trying to say is that nothing is cool, but panty flashes are timeless, and a good marketing tool, so bottom feed and keep bottom feeding Charli XCX….this is the right way to do it.

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