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2018

16

Aug

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

Ali Larter, the Whipped Cream Bikini girl from 100 years ago…when Whipped Cream Bikinis were exciting to people in movies…before they seeked out gaping double fisting asshole porn…..you know the simpler time….is all old as fuck in a bikini…not a whipped cream bikini but a bikini nonetheless and some of you may find that really fucking exciting because you’re lives are miserable piles of shit…like the women you fuck….or barely get to fuck…because even they don’t like you…..so you jerk off to Ali Larter in a bikini like the weirdo you are….

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2018

16

Aug

Kelly Rohrbach Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is pretty uneventful, but Leo DiCaprio has had sex with her, possibly anal sex with her, or maybe other specialized freakish sex with her, because he’s rich and famous and has all the pussy he wants, that he likely does weird shit to the girls he makes his girlfriend, and he likely needs weird things done to him to get off…

I mean kids these days, with all their porn watching, are all fucked up perverts just from watching porn, I can’t imagine what kind of weirdness Leo is from being Leo and living the Leo life…

I just know that her ass isn’t that great and if I was Leo, this would have never been my public girlfriend, but I guess he fucks dudes and has different standards than I imagine I would have if I was an A-List celebrity.

She’s in short shorts walking around lost now that Leo has moved on and she’s got nothing really going for her besides a rich family…and that’s about all there is to do with that…

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2018

15

Aug

Pink TERrifying Cross Fit Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Pink has never been hot to me….and remains not hot to me…and her music’s pretty fucking shit too.

She was always masculine, built like a tank, or like a cross fit girl who can squat 300 lbs, and I guess that’s hot to some of you, people are obviously into that kind of thing, but those people are either lesbians or faggots in the closet cuz they can pretend bitch is a man while sticking it in her ass that she demands you fuck her in because she likes it better than putting it in her obsolete pussy.

The amazing thing about PINK is that she has the confidence to get in a bikini whilst looking like this, but then you remember she’s rich as fuck, and white trash, so who gives a fuck she’s won….

The other amazing thing about PINK is that she’s had a couple of kids, whilst looking like she’s more the kind of girl who jerks off her dick….

I am not a fan of whatever this is…but that doesn’t mean you’re not a fan….so this is for you Fag.

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Posted in:Pink|SFW

2018

15

Aug

Fat Ashley Benson and Cultural Appropriator Cara Delevingne Fake Kiss of the Day

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Everyone is a lesbian….especially when they are fame whore attention seeking overrated trash like these two scissoring cunts….

I can’t imagine anyone gives an actual fuck about Cara Delevingne now that her weird trendy for a minute while not being hot has blown over. I don’t even know how that happened….or about Ashley Benson the fat girl with fat tits cuz she’s a fat girl from Pretty Little Liars or some other teen show I never watched but that made her famous for being more than the dump truck she is….

But the two love to show the paparazzi that they are in love, in a troll, in a joke, in a statement…that reminds me of college aged girls who used to makeout with each other back in the day…before girl on girl was a thing…in the scrambled porn era of catalog masturabtion….when it was actually an OMG these girls are desperate and I love it…while now it’s jut boring as fuck….

If they aren’t fisting each other, or double fisting Ashley Benson’s cunt like she double fists In and Out Burgers…I’m not interested.

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2018

15

Aug

Britney Spears Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears is hot…

Take this in old as fuck girls sagging away because you don’t take it upon yourself to let your father run your empire so that you can focus on being a medicated mindless dancing monkey….that is thrown into having sex with the trainer because at least he has a purpose to keep her fit….while disguising the workouts as romance…something the held captive all these years popstar probably misses living in the cage that is her mansion…you know girl needs to get her fuck on….so why not do it with a trainer who’s sole job besides keeping her fit is keeping himself fit enough to bang her the fuck out.

Point bing…she’s fit…and her working out brings hope that not all women die at 30, some can maintain with hard work, sure, say it’s cuz she’s rich as fuck, or not lazy as fuck because her family likes her earning, make all the excuses for being fat that you want…but what it comes down to…is that you’re just a fucking failure…while Britney keeps winning. I love it. ..

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2018

15

Aug

Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini of the Day

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Sistine and Sophia Stallone and their speed bag looking faces that you’d assume her dad brought back from the set of Rocky and that grew into human form after he accidentally jerked off on them…..are instagramming rich kids who get into bikinis to solidify their place in the world as Sylvester Stallone’s daughters, on some Baldwin Jenner hustle that all of young Hollywood is doing, but that these two don’t need to do….not because they are rich enough to not bother…but because we can tell they are Sylvester’s kids, they have his fucking meaty face.

But good bikini bodies though, but really what young girl doesn’t have a good bikini body….right.

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2018

15

Aug

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo, whoever the fuck that is, is wading through toxic smelling sea weed that is raping the beaches everywhere, but especially South Beach Miami, where the cheesy rich people go to celebrate the sun, because she is so committed to getting the paparazzi pic she coordinated, feeling cute, done up, hair and make-up….NOT ABOUT TO RUIN IT…not ABOUT TO BLOW THE HUSTLE….a hustle that is working for her, because she’s up on the site, even though I don’t and you don’t know – or care – which is the key word…we don’t CARE who she is…other than shameless and disgusting..

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Posted in:Devon Windsor|Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

15

Aug

Rita Ora Big Tits Facetuned Bikini Shots of the Day

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After celebrating Rita Ora’s Dad Bod in a Bathing Suit the Other Day – something you probably didn’t see because you don’t keep up with the program people…but who you can see right about HERE …..

Rita Ora decided to take a masssive fucking shit….that these poor SODS had to remove…

Or she’s face tuning herself….like every slut around….fucking sluts and their lying padded bra wearing fake toned body bullshit….

I want real..instead of pretending to be real…while documenting your entire life in a curated way for your feed as the world of voyeurs watches on…I want ACTUAL real…but that’ll never happen, these content producer influencers are too vain, into themselves, try hard, and know that they aren’t nearly as interesting as they pretend to be.

They are garbage….but in bikini….so it cancels out being garbage…I mean those tits, when edited are massive and that’s what we should all focus on…I mean if you’re not too busy watching that RITA ORA SHIT VIDEO….

Speaking of celebrity shit, I once had a site called Celebrity Stool and the idea of it was to post up celebrity shit…like their ACTUAL feces. The logo was a stool….Brilliant…but it was hard to get the celebs to sign-on…..it was before the whole instagram exhibitionism that I knew society was headed…..but wasn’t quite there yet.

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2018

15

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Underboob of the Day

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Sophie Turner is pretty bulky looking, at least next to her twink, thought he was a homo boyfriend / fiance / Jonas brother who you would have expected to be pulling a Bruce Jenner, you know taking women hormones to complete the transition, but who is instead pulling your favorite Game of Thrones actress, that I can’t relate to you on, since I don’t watch that bullshit…when Dragons are involved in anything I am involved in…I try not to be involved in it…unless said Dragons are Asian hookers.

Either way Sophie Turner soon to be Sophie Turner Jonas Brother, is in a bikini, her tits hanging out of her top for her lame boyfriend fiance who is rich enough to buy her from his TV screen, because when you’re rich and famous you can watch your favorite show, or commercial or movie and say “I want that pussy in my bed”….make a few calls…and boom make it happen…while you losers just get to jerk off to it….and if you’re gonna jerk off to Sophie Turner – it might as well should be to these pics.

FROM SOCIAL…

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2018

14

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Shorts From a Blowjob Angle of the Day

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We live in a porno generation, with a porned up perverted undertone, since everyone just sits around and watches porno all day…so when they post their selfies to their social media feeds, they are so well trained, conditioned to porn angles, they know exactly what they are doing, and what the images they prouduce look like…especially when they are celebrity rich kids exposed to all kinds of shit at a young age…mature for their age maybe because their parents are both self involved immature actor weridos…

Maybe I am looking into this too hard..thinking..oh it’s a blowjob angle…or MAYBE it is a blowjob angle…

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