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2018

17

Jul

Lea Michele Bikini Top of the Day

When I look at Lea Michele – I always wonder when her big dick is going to sneak out and make an appearance, because I am not convinced she’s had the full surgery, despite the hormones she’s been taking a long time….

I guess it’s convenient that she’s wearing baggy pants so she can strap that dong down to her leg and not blow her cover officially…especially not before her wedding to some dude who I guess must be rich since all the rich guys I know like Trannies…

I could be wrong about her gender, what is gender anyway….but I will say…

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

17

Jul

Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day

Here’s some Ava Sambora celebrating her mom’s insanity with some tits…

Because every rocker girl who ends up getting an acting job, but more interestingly a rockstar husband who she makes babies with…ends up with a drug addiction and crazy.

So nothing like a rich as fuck trust fund kid, I mean her dad is in Bon Jovi…trying the bikini model thing, while her mom is out there trying to kill herself…for whatever reason…

Which I guess means there’s some deep rooted trauma in this girl being raised by a psycho, and even if she seems resilient, she’s hurting on the inside…no one wants to see their mom suffer, especially when she’s Heather Locklear…

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Posted in:Ava Sambora|SFW

2018

17

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day

It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right…

This one’s for the fans…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2018

17

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Tits of the Day

From exploited country singing child star, catering to the good wholesome old fashion family values, the people you hear on the Christian Radio who don’t like things changing, and who likely don’t own computers or internet and still buy CDs, who are 98 percent white folks, who work hard, live modest and don’t whore the fuck down…

To homewrecking fake tits with a lot of money who allowed her inner trash out, who said fuck you Christians I’m bad, and they’ll forgive me, cuz of Jesus….and she’s one of them….even though she’s really just an LA rich bimbo who happens to know how to sing, it’s how she got here.

I don’t hate LeAnn Rimes, she’s old now, has tits, shows off the tits, and that’s enough for me…if anything, I find the whole storyline funny because it shows how much of a scam marketing can be…especially when marketing to retards.

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Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2018

17

Jul

Alyson Stoner Pussy Dance of the Day

I don’t know who Alyson Stoner is, but I do know that people know who she is, but more importantly, that she’s doing a pussy dance.

It’s the social media hit, even with non professional dancers like this Alyson Stoner, who is a professional dancer, because it’s easy..just dance from the pussy in a bikini and the perverts will follow…

For those of you who don’t know…a Pussy Dance is…when a girl leads her dance with her pussy, front to back, side to side, a friendly pussy wave…and we all like it….what’s not to like..

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Posted in:Alyson Stoner|SFW

2018

17

Jul

January Jones Bikini of the Day

January Jones realizes that her tits allow her to continue to post up pics of her tits because she’s got tits and even at 40 people still like tits..when traditionally you’d think 40 is too old for tits…well it’s a new generation and really if you’ve been to the public pool, and I have, some of the hottest monster tits are on old fat moms in bathing suits designed to give their sloppy tits some lift… so January Jones would fit in with that crowd…mainly because I live in the ghetto and they are all single moms too…only they probably aren’t getting the 20k a month child support checks so that I guess is why this one is winning at life while we’re all losing…

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2018

17

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Bikini

Charlotte McKinney’s on the comeback…not that she was ever anyone or ever went anywhere – she just doesn’t do all that much content and tat’s too bad since she has monster tits.

I heard rumors that she was trying to target women, and didn’t want to do a slutty feed, but then I saw comments by her fans begging for bikini pics…because she is better utilized in a bikini…and she’s realized what matters, where the money is, and is bringing it.

I support this decision. This strategy. Keep it going.

A Towel…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2018

17

Jul

Sports Illustrated Breast Feeding “Bathing” Suit Model of the Day

I guess fat and ethnic girls are slowing down the viral appeal – so Sports Illustrated – trying to hold onto everything they’ve got – or everything they had as they are slowly getting more and more irrelevant and their models are getting more and more haggard – because girls can recreate more interesting pictures of themselves in bikinis for their instagram, so why bother needing a trophy like an SI feature to justify or validate your existence as a girl in a bikini.

But girls still want to live that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model dream, and SI knows this, so they create casting calls and get people flying themselves to Miami to be part of their casting call, all while not paying anyone…just riding the person’s eagerness, exploiting their dream, and using their followers to get attention to themselves…it’s pretty evil….some Weinstein style “do this for me, and I’ll maybe get you a gig in a magazine”…

Point being, the inclusivity thing has gone too fucking far…the we are all equal, fat or skinny, ethnic, diseased, freckled, vitilagoed, old or young, amputated or not…and now breast feeding in public.

SI was a magazine for men, targeted to men, and the bikini issue was for men to jerk off to…meaning their inclusion of breast feeding is both exploitative to the kid who didn’t sign off on this…and more importantly targeting perverts who are into this kind of thing.

It’s not about inclusivity, women power, it’s a men’s magazine, that has gone down a very weird road…to avoid criticism by the women who protest outside the offices…and this is what their BIKINI modeling has come to…and the sick thing in all this is that they likely think it’s brilliant and wonderful…

Posted in:SFW|SI Swimsuit

2018

16

Jul

Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin Ass in Black Thong Bikini

Delilah Belle Hamlin, the daughter with the face injections, from the mother with the face injections, Lisa Rinna, is not at Swim Week, for whatever reason, you know because she’s trying to be an instagram bikini model, but luckily you can call the paparazzi wherever you are, stage a bikini photoshoot, and show the world your asshole, allowing you to get the same coverage as someone who is at Swim Week, all in your own backyard, cuz you’re rich and have rich parents and live by the fucking ocean.

I am not sure who this dude teaching her to pose is….but her youthful body is inspiring…at least enough to stare at and think about how bodies don’t stay looking like this no matter how hard they try…so take in the young whoring that doesn’t need to whore cuz it’s rich.

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Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2018

16

Jul

Sophie and Sistine Stallone Bikini of the Day

Sophie and Sistine Stallone and Jennifer Flavin Bikini on the Water

Sophie and Sistine Stallone while in this position – don’t look too much like Sylvester…like they do when you look at them face on – and I can appreciate their hustle and attempt to get as famous as possible riding their dad’s name and money….

This picture is racy, aggressive, but if you go to the bach or the pool – the thong bathing suits are everywhere – whole lot of ass and pussy on all fours…just bending over casually….but to the right audience…totally inappropriate as fuck…in a porno stance…

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Posted in:SFW|Sistine Stallone|Sophie Stallone