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2015

15

Oct

Melissa Rauch for The Stndrd Magazine of the Day

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I don’t watch Big Bang Theory…I actually fucking hate it. I find it simplistic comfort humor, because it is a formula that people have grown up being forced to watch back when we only had 3 network channels that decided what we watch…

I know that the show is obviously very successful, because people love watching it…I guess because they missed Friends…and the execs figured if nerd speak was thrown into the mix…in this nerd era…casting average looking girls…they can’t get sued…as long as the bad acting, bad jokes, and bad characters don’t have Jennifer Aniston hard nipples, or coffee shops…replaced with computer talk…the moron world will buy into it…and they did…because the main cast is getting 100 million dollars EACH over the next 4 years of doing this…

What a scam…and here’s one of the characters named Melissa Rauch flashing pink panties…not because it is erotic, not because it is relevant, not because she is hot…not because her booty is hot…but because you’re a nerd loser…and probably jerk off to this character on the show you probably watch…I hate you..I am doing this because I hate you…

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2015

15

Oct

Shay Mitchell For Canada of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is one of the players in the Pretty Little Liars show…and she’s gone on, and branched out from easy to digest, bullshit TV shows that reach the masses but that suck if you have half a brain…that are obviously better than any TV show I’ve written, produced or been on, so you don’t need to send me emails about how I’m just jealous of Shay Mitchell, at least she’s doing it, and living it, and getting paid…and a loser like me can’t have an opinion of her…even though her day rate is based on our opinion of her….

What I’m trying to say is that she wrote a book…a book that seems ridiculous, but that she was smart enough to attach her name to because it will become a TV series of it’s own for her tween fanbase…that she’s clearly manipulating…or a movie series…either way…it’s going to make this one-trick pony rich as fuck…some Gossip Girl / Sex in the City / Twilight shit….all because of her celebrity and fan base…

Not quite genius,but I guess she’s not an idiot, or her management are idiots… blame Canada…even though she’s too good for Canada…except when it comes to supporting her team…something Toronto fans can #cometogether staring at…

I guess Ashley Benson’s not an idiot either, because she’s socializing with the bitch, because they work together, it’s good for paparazzi / PR and most importantly…good to maintain friendships, because this bitch is about the blow up and become powerful..unfortunately not actually blow up…or fall to the depths of desperation willing to suck dick for an audition…

I hate when girls make it, but like when they “make it”…

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

15

Oct

Cora Emmanuel for ELLE US by David Bellemere of the Day

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Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I guess has a similar story as Rihanna…you know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing in the islands…because he knew he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage…

I’ve barely heard of her before, but the photographer, David Bellemere, is some pervert from France, where the word pervert is interchangeable with FRENCH, because sex, it’s part of their culture….and he’s done some pretty great shoots for LUI magazine…and other shit…you should look him up..

Back to Cora Emmanuel and her mixed race, amazing look…and by look I mean booty…which may not be saying much, since everyone has a fucking booty these days thanks to instagram diets and exercise, but this booty is in magazines, and on a tall skinny model, so it’s better…society decided that not me…

Except in picture 6…I don’t know what’s going on there..but it’s weird…

I am not sure how many animals died in the making of this shoot…but I know that not that many babies will, because even if you jerk off to this, and you won’t since it is tame and ethnic, it’s not like any bitch is dumb enough to let you cum in her, or to let you breed…right..

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2015

15

Oct

Selena Gomez Body Painting Gay Dudes and Doing Fallon For Chemotherapy of the Day

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People actually got mad at me for laughing at Selena Gomez’s tame chemotherapy that I assume is far more dramatic sounding than it actually was on her body…because kids with cancer go through it for years…and often times die from the cancer they are trying to treat…after being sick the entire fucking time…

You can get Chemo for Arthritis…You can get Chemo for Lupus…at a dose FAR less aggressive than for cancer…yet let’s cry for the bitch….who is out promoting her record…and doing it as sensationalized as possible…pulling all stops…getting you to feel for her…like a calculated Taylor Swift….

Anyway, along with painting dudes, she did Fallon, the worst show on TV that I guess retards watch…and she decided to dress 1940s, but I like to think she is mourning her sex appeal…

Sex appeal that died in the showing off upper thigh cellulite….

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Only to perform with the veil…to really make you think she’s a performance artist, and not a puppet, who will use Chemo to sell albums…disgusting…

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Here she is doing Dubsmash…because that’s how basic Fallon is…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

15

Oct

Katy Perry Butt Flash in BRazil of the Day

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Katy Perry wears short skirts and thick panties as part of her costume for her tour…it’s like she’s a high school cheerleader…who left her high school body in the dumpster like it was unwanted baby on prom….and instead spent 10 years eating badly and thickening up…so that she looks like a middle aged secretary or customer service rep at the office Halloween party after one too many cocktails…getting freaky…thanks to years of oppressing her inner slut…

I don’t think Katy Perry is that hot of a performer, I find her clunky, but she’s got a warm soul…surrounded by people who look like they are taking advantage of her, even if they are from her past…because she spoils everyone…probably out of guilt of being as successful as she is…it’s like “That Kissed a Girl Song was a Joke…How the Fuck Did this Empire Happen…Let me fly everyone to luxurious trips to celebrate this nonsense that is my life”…only she never invites me…

But at least the internet lets me look up her skirt..

Here’s a Katy Perry “Sexy Tribute” on Youtube…

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

14

Oct

Britney Spears Flashing Her Left ASs Cheek of the Day

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There is something magical about the Britney Spears lower left ass cheek…

I don’t know what it is, but I love it and clearly, it was sent to us as a gift from heaven in the form of a gust of wind.. that sent her little white skirt up almost high enough for me to get a glimpse of her soul…and by soul I mean asshole..which as far as I’m concerned…is a girl’s soul…that’s why I only ask for spread asshole shots from girls I sext…

But Britney Spears wasn’t sent to us from heaven, just the wind that flashed us her ass was, Britney was sent to her parents from heave to be a constant cash cow…but not so much of a cow as she once was through the bad marriages and pregnancies…but still middle aged and paying them her money because she’s deemed crazy…all they had to do was create her and take her to a couple of auditions and dance recitals…

She should bring all you parents in the trailer park hope…that your kids will payout like this lottery ticket…

But since i Don’t have kids, I’ll just stare at her fat mom ass cheek like it’s pornographic, even if it’s less ass than you’d see in a bikini…because I’m a pervert and more ass would be too much ass…and too much ass can be gross on a mom of two…while a glimpse of ass, without all the damage can be subjective, kinda like when an arab spot’s a girls ankles and gets hard…it’s all context.

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2015

14

Oct

Gigi Hadid Arm Bra Squeezing her Tits for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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It’s a fast paced world…where all of these twats are interchangeable because there are just so many of them…and the audience is fickle, we don’t fucking care or get emotionally attached to anything, not girls we fuck, not even girls we date exclusively, thanks to the internet giving us, even the most pathetic of us options…

So yes, her dad bought her career, the fact she got out of bed maintained her career, but she’s hardly iconic because agencies push her on brands…or brads pic her up because she’s “relevant’ on social media…because social media likes are lies, half fake, definitely passive and it happens in a 2 second flash of brain power clicked follow…after reading an article on the bitch…but that no one actually really cares about…for anything more than the novelty…none of that shit matters, that’s just the way brands with retard staff gage things…

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that she’s topless and squeezing her tits with her bra…you see I don’t care who is doing it, why they are doing, or how many likes they get doing it…I just care that they are doing…so whether this is Gigi, or Nini, or TayTay or TeeTee or shut the fuck up with your dumb fucking names…or not…tits squeezed in arms of value…the rest of her we can throw the fuck out…or up on…either way..treat her like the worthless, undeserving, spoiled shit she is..

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2015

14

Oct

Lea Michele Tucking Her Dick in Women’s Health while Victoria’s Justice is in Health of the Day

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Lea Michele is in Women’s Health, one of those magazines like Shape that don’t put any budget into their photoshoots, but rather put it all into their photoshopping after the photoshoots…because every single one of their editorial shoots has been garbage…whether it is Oprah, or anyone, they just turn these girls…and sometimes guys…dressed like girls…into a cartoon version of themselves…

But it is nice that Lea Michele, the mourning Glee superstar with a man face…tucked in her cock…

I don’t think the world is ready for her to Caitlin Jenner…or say she was Caitlin Jenner first…

If that doesn’t excite you…here’s Victoria Justice for Health … probably a similar shitty magazine with a shitty photo team…making shitty pics of these girls and their shitty, uninspiring bodies…with so much health advice like “hire a trainer and a chef”….to continue the nation on the path to 90 percent obese…

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2015

14

Oct

Gisele in a Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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I don’t think this Lingerie campaign of 2 pictures of Gisele is for anything…

I don’t think it is a paid ad or campaign by a lingerie company…

Or even part of her own vain attempt at business that involves lingerie with her name on it because she assumes people give a fuck about her now that she’s not marketed aggressively by the brand…and is really just Tom Brady’s beard, who we all think may have a beard…thanks to being from the mean streets of Brazil…

I think this is her playing dress up, remembering the good times of when she was once a Victoria’s Secret model and everything made sense for her…but now..she’s just lost, middle aged and confused…taking to her 50 million dollar house photo studio room to let off steam and connect with all she knows…like an ex Athlete doing their sport recreationally…and I think we can all agree…that it be more meaningful if she was showing us the vagina we’re not convinced she has..

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2015

14

Oct

Janel Parrish Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Janel, and no, she’s not a big black stripper…but rather the equivalent of the a stripper because she’s on some show called pretty little liars…which I assume is smutty as fuck in terms of writing, content and production, proven in its success and how all the popular shows are garbage because that’s what the most basic retard understands…and the actors on the garbage are not talented and probably have less skills than an actual stripper…

So this one is the token Hawaiian with a booty and she’s in Hawaii proudly showing off her booty…since the rest of her is barrel shaped and no one wants to see that…right..oh yeah…we all do…because they are a chick on TV in a bikini and that shit’s important or more important than the 1000s of chicks on Instagram who post bikini pics…

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2015

14

Oct

Selena Gomez Has No Bra Because of Chemotherapy of the Day

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Here’s Selena Gomez not wearing a bra which was convenient because it was “No Bra Day”…maybe it has more to do with her Chemotherapy…that seems to be her solid excuse lately that gets everyone feeling sorry for her…

Or maybe it is just her attention seeking…for her new album Revival..

Good hustle, Good Strategy, I mean why else would she buy herself tits…during her horribly sad chemotherapy…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

14

Oct

Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

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Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant…

If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you…

That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman…

I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Josephine Skriver|SFW|Taylor Hill

2015

14

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Lives…of the Day

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When you light Lohan and soft focus the picture…she’s like an angel catching up on sleep during her recovery from addiction and from being a tabloid star more than she was ever a movie star…I was unfortunately exposed to two Lohan movies, the only two movies I think she’s ever done….I mean the other 2 don’t really count…and she was the fucking worst in all of them…yet she was talked about like she was the fucking lord of the dance, no that is that Irish dude…how about…like she was the Queen of England…no, she lives in England but no one talks about the QUeen…maybe…like she was a Kardashian….yes…famous for being famous…and in the news for doing stupid things…because she had no parents…..

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There is something mystical…and that will last forever or make a comeback and win that Oscar to prove that acting is a scam…

But then you see her at the Mayfair hotel…and it is terrifying…

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I kinda wish her mouth was in a sex tape not blowing kisses…because I like Herpes porn…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

14

Oct

Irina Shayk Hot As Loves Carbs of the Day

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Irina Shayk the hooker who never was…when she first started out, she got a good, high profile client…who appreciated her amazing body….because he was gay and she was Russian, unknown and didn’t know anyone or the language so that she couldn’t tell his secrets, but then she turns around and decides it is time to become famous, I guess she got Greedy and convinced the guy to get her into American Magazines…and now onto the cock of American Icons like Brad Cooper…

Here she is hugging statues of carbs…because she’s probably making a basic joke of “I love carbs”…as dumb models do…or maybe she just wants her ass seen but without being obvious….while being obvious…so round that it needs to be fed more than just Brad Cooper protein…even though his protein pays so well…maybe laying off the carbs until getting pregnant is key…Russians are scheming…because they have no souls…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2015

14

Oct

Naked Gender Bending Miley Licks Slugs of the Day

Miley Cyrus is so controversial…and by controversial I mean a calculated puppet who understands everything their is to understand about marketing to the youth, including but not limited to talking to their current politically correct, we are all God’s people, even if there is probably not a god, at least not according to science…so be nice to each other and to animals and to trannies because gender isn’t black and white…all while smoking weed and fucking everyone…because at her core she’s a broken girl, who had no childhood because she was turned into a product…and who is trying to figure out a stance that makes sense to what she thinks is her moral code but that she’s not sure is her moral code…because it seems like it’s more a combo of all the tumblr accounts she follow and rips off..

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But in all that, she doesn’t offend me. I know she’s full of shit and throughout it all she’s getting naked all the time, whether for fashion or for some stupid concert with the flaming lips…naked…works for me…it’s the right thing to do..

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