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2018

16

Jul

Selena Gomez Big Tits Covered In Blood of the Day

I guess with Selena Gomez being a mentally unstable, in and out of rehab, dealing with Bieber and Baldwin, covered in blood…on set of a movie…or so they want you to believe..

But the truth is that someone came back after that Kidney…

I forget the name of the girl she bought the Kidney From, who lived in her house and was being harvested for her organs, realized that Selena wasn’t true or authentic or a real BFF and she played her…

I guess the good news about the Kidney, if it even happened, was that she doubled down on the surgery “while I am under” tits…

She was also in a white top with Vanessa Hudgens….

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2018

16

Jul

Ariel Winter Bikini Ass Rub Down of the Day

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Fat Ariel Winter is celebrating SUMMER in her bikini by producing erotica for some weirdos who find this erotic…like you….who only like her cuz she’s a fat white girl, or a rich girl from TV, or because you watched her titties grow up like she was your next door neighbor you tried to bed on her 18th birthday, upsetting your wife and throwing off the whole neighborhood dynamic…because you officially are ousted as the creep we all know you are.

That said, she’s probaly a victim with PTSD, I always feel a little bad for child stars exploited by their parents, just not bad enough to not laugh at the emotional eating.

Lucky for her, fat is normalized I guess.

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2018

16

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Ant Body of the Day

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What the hell is Kim Kardashian….

Sure, she is an amazing marketer or sales person. The family has been able to really hire a solid team of social media marketers after they polarized her porn career into some social experiment of a show that proves how fucking dumb america is, because even if they ignore the show, the family, the sex tape, Ryan Seacrest’s pile of money from the show, they still buy whatever they are shamelessly selling.

The best is that they are trying to push inclusivity, for all body types, while they are all made in a fucking lab in their basement…and don’t look fucking human…at 40…yet all the girls are running to be just like her…

It’s definitely the weirdest thing that’s happened in the last 8 years in pop culture and it’s had a really weird wake with the people who are influenced by them….which is everyone…

The sick thing in all this, is that I like this bikini pic of her and her ant shaped body…PUT IT IN THE THORAX BEFORE THE HEAD.

Here’s Kylie Jenner walkin around like a Bugs Life extra

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2018

16

Jul

Hailey Clauson’s Bikini of the DAy

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Hailey Clauson is another one of the SI Swimweek Swim model from their magazine who must be fucking 40…and based on her stomach has got to be fucking 40…or pregnant like Kate Upton….getting all doughy in her old age becasue she’s “made it” and doesn’t really have much life left in her bikini model career..I mean except for things like photoshop and facetune and SI holding onto everything they have even when trying to find new instagram fame they bring out the old timers even thought the old timers ave already found their money men to finance the rest of their lives…and even though they look old….

I am basing all this on her stomach, cuz eventually your stomach catches up to your big tits…

I am assuming the dude sexually assaulting her is her boyfriend and not some Miami Bro Shark taking what he feels he deserves due to white male entitlement.

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2018

16

Jul

Demi Lovato Thighs of the Day

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Damn…

I totally understand why she’s posting up pics of her ass…because the rest of her is terrifying…

These are some straight fat midget limbs and it must be hard to find pants that fit her….because it’s so disproportionate and terrifying…

I’d say good thing she’s a lesbian because lesbians date each other’s souls not looks…and lesbians who date hot chicks are faking it….Kristen Stewart…

But then again, I know perverts…and perverts fucking love all things with a vagina attached…especially famous for whatever reason and rich….and bipolar bisexual bipedal

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2018

16

Jul

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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It’s Swim Week in Miami, which may be over by now, seeing as it is Monday, even if everyday sort of blends into the next when you’re an obese jobless loser…as all these women sort of blend into each other because they are doing the same hustle…while these ones who were famous for bikinis before instagram still exist…but the aging process of them getting doughy at 30 becomes far less interesting…

Instagram hit big in 2013-2014, so that’s 4 or 5 years ago, and they were already famous for being in bikinis at the time, so they were probably in their mid to late 20s pretending to be in their early 20s and now 4-5 years later likely in their mid to late 30s…are starting to look like they are in their early 30s…pretending to be 30 because they have to commit to their fake age but the body has a more challenging time at that…it’s a bad liar….

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2018

16

Jul

Rita Ora Nude Panties of the Day

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Rita Ora….was some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and was even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…before Rihanna got her kicked off since no one likes a Wave Jacker…

It’s taken her a lot of time, a lot of telling people she’s not Kelly Osbourne, a lot of diet and exercise to not end up 300 pounds, while retaining her monster tits, that are amazing tits.

But she’s done it….she’s gone through the “who is that, what does she do”….to hosting shit to be seen…to even modeling shit…to finally getting a hit charting song this past year and now she’s cruising…in her underwear…looking good….because fame takes fucking effort and this one has put some work into it…..lots of putting her hips into it….

Here she is grabbin her tits

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2018

16

Jul

Joy Corrigan Gets Her Pussy Print Wet of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is a bootleg aspiring model from Florida…who is friends with Charlotte McKinney, because big titty girls from the same state must stick together on their attempt to get to the top, literally, they do it for Florida…like the Florida Man with no arms stabbed a tourist for Florida…and I guess self defense….

I like what she’s about, she gets consistent fucking work, without being actually famous, alway bikini catalog shit, and that’s enough to support herself, not that she needs to, being a Social Media bikini girl with a rocking body, she can easily just fuck rich and famous people….as there is always a rich guy out there looking for a hot body to ejaculate on in exchange for giving her the good life she deserves since she’s not fat.

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2018

16

Jul

Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini Top That’s Too Big for Her of the Day

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There are two things I like to see a woman with tits wearing….either a bikini top too small or a bikini top too big….and I guess I like bikini tops that are just the right size…as long as there’s a bikini involved – I am a fan…

I don’t know why I like and appreciate the spoiled Lily Rose, famous so young for just being American Royalty, and I guess French from France Royalty due to how famous her family is…when all her family has done is get paid way too much in a lot of movies that don’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world and for that…this girl has blossomed and existed…and is now out there producing content that I like….

I guess as the French Nationalist that she is, and the fact the team won the World Cup…no better way to report the news that to put up bikini pics….

I don’t actually know whether this is her or not…but it’s something with a French Flag emoji and that’s what matters.

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2018

13

Jul

J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

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YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo…

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