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2018

30

May

Miley Cyrus Hard Nippled Blowjob Shirt of the Day

I wouldn’t say that Miley Cyrus is the best thing that has come from sex, but I will say that she was born 9 months after the Achy Breaky Heart song was released, making me think her mom was the kind of girl you’d expect to be the mom of a young slut exhibitionist…

Whether she was sold off to Disney and became a huge star of her own, she still possessed the redneck country roots her trashy trailer park looking cocktail waitress mom taught her…and for that reason alone..we’ve all had the chance to see her pussy….

Like some Pigeon Forge Tennessee obese escort turning tricks in the Publix Parking lot three hours after giving birth…thanks to her baby daddy, the enterprising Asian earner with a van, after you and your family went to Dollywood (a themepark based on Miley’s godmother, so that you know she’s legit country) and visited the Titanic Museum….and they’ve all passed out for the night and you’re ready for some backwoods meth addict good times…

I like her styling, I like her overall hipster getting naked on instagram vibe, her body always looked good naked to me, so seeing her nipples is refreshing…

Here is her Sister Niece Auntie Cousin – Noah Cyrus – with her vomit inducing ass in a bikini

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2018

29

May

Sofia Richie in a Bikini Step Mom-ing of the Day

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Sofia Richie is likely on the Kardashian payroll, at the excitement of the boyfriend who cast her, the baby daddy, ex husband of the “hotter” Kardashian sister, which is like saying the hotter pile of shit….Kourtney….

This is all contrived, paparazzi clickbait, that gets the whole family paid and keeps the whole family talked about and relevant, newsworthy…with scandals and nonsense, a tactic that works.

The fact that there are 12 immediate children that crawled out of Kris Jenner’s kangaroo pouch over the years, makes marketing a joke, many peripheral characters, many cameos….
no one has to be on full time, and people like Sofia Richie, who are Lionel Richie’s biological daughter can come out and build her own personal brand, with her ass, tits, bikini, and love for white dude cock, because I guess her vagina isn’t that stretched out yet, she’s only 18….

Sure it may be as a family favor to Lionel, as all these people are connected, maybe he’s even paying for it…but we can all agree it’s fine to look like, but it’s a waste of someone with access, potential, a voice…

Her message, become clickbait, show off all your expensive things and life, while looking miserable as fuck…

Garbage…

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2018

29

May

Reese Witherspoon Slutty Tits of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is out there in a bikini like a naughty naughty 45 year old….and it’s something that I would have thought I’d have no interest seeing, but she’s hollywood and not getting into bikinis unless she’s at her skinniest and all this is tactically set up..so I guess this is her looking her best….

I know that there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking movie she’s been in…..because she’s a good southern girl from the mean streets of Nashville, who reminds me of all the trashy girls at the country bar at their bachelorette parties at 20, because they are wholesome sluts and have fifth wheel trailers to live in….tactical…

From getting Ryan Philippe to knock her up a bunch of times when she was young enough to use that as a security measure…to leaving him for his agent….because ti was best for business…that even her kids call her agent husband dad….thanks to Ryan Philippe not bothering with the fat chick he knocked up trying to ruin his life like she ruined his career. Devil woman…

She may be all pig faced…and old…and rich as fuck…and fat…But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me and for that I celebrate it with you perverts…

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2018

29

May

Hailey Baldwin Christian Bikini of the Day

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I guess this is what Christianity looks like…because Hailey Baldwin is some bullshit Christian, something that is hilarious when you look at what she does with herself on a spiritual level, trying to get as famous as she can, to be celebrated and jerked off to as a “model” when really she’s just some avon lady level direct response marketer selling bullshit like some Tammy Faye Baker, who doesn’t realize she’s full of shit…because kids these days, are so fucking entitled and disgusting, sex addicts who can claim to be of the church, so long as it doesn’t get in the way of them spreading their ass for a camera for their social media that they literally don’t do on single positive thing with other than cry for attention.

I find this whole movement disgusting, but prefer when the people involved don’t pretend they are into Jesus or whatever, and embrace being softcore sex workers out for fame and money. Vile fucking humans.

Kendall Jenner because where there is Hailey Baldwin…you know there’s Kendall Jenner close by being mooched off of like a sucker fish who is getting where she wants to go because of this trash.

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2018

29

May

Hilary Duff Thick Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick fucking thighs, so it’s only natural for her, like all other girls with thick fucking thighs, to wear some leggings, since normal jeans aren’t designed for their thick fucking legs..

Hilary Duff, whether she’s having fights with her neighbor, breaking all the instagram rules by putting him on blast like a Cyber Bully who will get sued fucking hard, or not…is not that interesting to me, but she is seemingly horny, a divorcee who has a series of men she fucks, gets filled by, cuz she’s Hilary Duff…I can count 4-5 dudes this past year, and that’s not people sneaking into her house at night that no one knows about…and I like horny divorcees, sex addiction is a thing, and people like their pussy holes filled, just not by you….

I was never a Hilary Duff fan, the whole marriage, making kids, getting her vaginas sewn up, tightened, but those cross fit, squats and sturdy tank legs, are fascinating to me, even though I like girls with skinny legs, that’s the fetish, the strong leg thing can just take a lot more abuse from penis – sexually making her come across as a naughty divorcee…but really, aren’t they all..

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2018

29

May

January Jones Booty Shorts of the Day

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When you’re a single mother, because your baby daddy wants nothing to do with you, but likely sends her monthly checks…you do what you can to make ends meet, including but not limited to giving us glimpses of how she got a career in the first place…exhibitionism in a playful way so it seems less desperate and whorish while it is still desperate and whorish….

Obviously, she is pandering to some group of virgin loser tit lover, and I guess ass lover, in a low level way that people pretend isn’t low level thanks to her being on TV, making her high level by default…she’s got that TV stamp of approval…..unlike all the other girls who wear shorts like this who are like 20 years old and we want to see dressed like this…

We all know that dicks were sucked to get to this point in her career…we also know she’s 40, living single mother being a stereotype ass out…for male attention..and you probably find it hot…

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2018

29

May

Cindy Crawford Tits of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is old, and her narcissism has been diverted with laser sharp accuracy on whoring out her teen daughter….but I guess with people obsessed with the 90s like everyone…it’s the 90s revival…people are still into her…despite her looking her fucking age.

I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing in person…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….I didn’t follow her in, security didn’t like me and she probably only smiled because she probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to invite me into said hotel room and sit on my face…which obviously didn’t happen…but that was decades ago..and I don’t know if she would still have that star power or presence…but I do know that her tits are out, her and her husband are stupid rich, her daughter even as a teen being whored out is hot, and that’s more than I care to know about 90s models who should have died off to me in the 90s…but thanks to the fucking internet all these people get second and third lives to their celebrity…instead of their disappearing.

We have pics of 90s Cindy, we really don’t need this. She should go back to destroying her daughter’s soul, by cashing in on her look at 16, even though they don’t need the money, they just like the money and probably think they are teaching her work ethic, thanks to skirting through life not working her entire life and having at least one Malibu beach house to show for it.

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2018

29

May

Lottie Moss Panty Flash of the Day

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Lottie Moss is on the instagram bikini hustle, because she’s from the UK and being from the UK means she needs to weekend in Ibiza, and is there for opening weekend, in her bikini…

Lottie Moss is not a household name, she’s not compelling or interesting, but she is the mooch Kate Moss sister who isn’t even Kate Moss’ official sister, she’s old enough to be Kate Moss’ daughter, but I am sure having the same last name as Kate Moss has carried her through her life, from a young age, through high school, into her adult life…being Kate Moss’ sister was all that she had going for her, all that people around her cared about, and because of that she’s managed to make many friends….a reality show star…and an exhibitionist attention whore with some tits she likes people seeing..

Not a bad gig, being Kate Moss’ sister, it means you don’t have to do shit and people will pay you off…it’s crazy…

Here she is pulling her tits out for the waiter..

Some bikini posing…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2018

29

May

Jenna Dewan Hard Nipples of the Day

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You may not know who back-up dancer Jenna Dewan is, but you may like her nipples…

The biggest in Jenna Dewan news is that she and Channing Tatum have finally broke up after all these years for him to go explore his homsexuality….

The second biggest in Jenna Dewan news is that when she was a back-up dancer for Janet Jackson she was gifted vibrators by Janet Jackson, a gift idea she got from talking to her brother about what he gave 12 year old Culkin…..

The story is that it was wild cuz she was 19 at the time, even though she was 19…19 year olds masturbated…and the gift that kept giving was gift that would get a man arrested by the MeToo movement for participating in…but that everyone laughs at when it’s creepy girl to creepy girl…but was a great gift…

The only Jenna Dewan story I know comes from Channing Tatum’s old agent, who used to go drop off scripts at his house, and the couple would answer the door naked and try to get him in for the naked party…which is hardly a scandal…but it’s a story and I just told it.

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2018

29

May

Eniko Mihalik in a Bathing Suit for Marie Claire of the Day

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Big news…because Eniko Mihalik has done nude shoots before…is in a magazine…not nude…

I know it’s not actually big news, no one cares about Eniko Mihalik…or what she’s up to…she’s old now.

But she was a titty fashion model, not that kind of titty model who is all low level and attention seeking with her tits, despite being attention seeking with her tits, but rather the kind of titty model who fashion like and throw millions at.

She may not be nude, but she’s old now, but she is in a bathing suit, a one piece which should be more inspiring to older women everywhere, there comes a time you strap your titties in and pack them up and let the young girls bring the tits, while you bring the Jell-O pudding pops or baked goods for the bake sale granny..

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