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2018

30

May

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie is still living the instagram rich girl in a bikini life…still young, but rocking a hot body that is likely designed by a surgeon, or maybe just 19 years old, who knows and really who cares…

She’s set for life regardless of the dick she puts into herself, she can float around like a cyst on society, showing off how rich she is, making other people, basic people envy her, instead of going to school, getting a job, making a difference, because why bother doing that when you can be permanently on vaction, a cyst on society, about as compelling as a used fucking tampon to those of us who don’t have period fetishes deeper than “thank god I didn’t knock her up this month”…

Sofia Richie is likely on the Kardashian payroll, a job I guess, one that probably excites the party boyfriend who cast her, and who hasn’t fucked Kourtney since the last pregnancy….the baby daddy, ex husband of the “hotter” Kardashian sister, which is like saying the hotter pile of shit…

Which I think is a garbage use of time, they go great places but seem fucking miserable, disgusting and everything wrong with American culture….good ass though, I wonder how facetuned it is.

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2018

30

May

Kardashian Jenner Bikini Incest of the Day

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Kardashian Jenner Bikini garbage….because I guess their mom-manager Kris told them it is time to post some half naked pics, but this time with an incest spin, because the world is getting more and more clever or jaded, and less and less interested, that they only will reach when there’s a scandal, like pussy on face of sisters, who aren’t full sisters, and since they are sisters, have no risk of having an Alexis Ren looking incest baby.

Point being, this isn’t hot, but it’s happening and I must share it with you, because we like bikini pics, even if we don’t care for the ridiculous backstory.

Posted in:Kendall Jenenr|Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2018

30

May

Alexis Ren is Naked of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a great body.

You just have to look past the fact that she looks like fetal alcohol syndrome baby, or maybe it’s a vacuum baby, or maybe it’s some delayed reaction thalidomide flipper baby 10 years after the crisis…or maybe her mom was as tropical as she is and got on that ZIKO kick…or it could always be just crack baby…seeing as she’s from CALI…or maybe it’s just the angle she takes her slutty selfies from…making her proportions all ANIME like which is why JAPAN love her and she’s always there…getting paid on the international scene by rich business people…

Alexis Ren promotes herself by posting up pics of her great body. It’s all she really has, it’s the vision she has, the hustle she has, yet never in the form of a sex tape – which is really what I am interested in seeing…a good old fashion sex tape….you’d expect there to be more of them, since everyone is a pervert sex addict, exhibitionist, yet I guess they just save the sex tapes for their immediate circle of dudes they sext….

The key is figuring out how to get into that circle…

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2018

30

May

Bella Thorne Tranny Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the most interesting character on Social Media, probably the most influential girl besides the Kardashians. She gets paid a ton of money to post bullshit. She has been able to manipulate the music charts with her music that I will avoid listening to but that I appreciate because she’s gaming everyone.

It’s the ultimate troll….leverage Disney, be as sensational as possible, get followed, get naked or half naked, have people love you and buy into you and believe your lie….

I like a girl exploited by her mom. They get how life really works and have no souls or expectations because even their moms saw them as a product to sell off…

Here is her bikini, part of her hustle of dominate social media, to dominate pop culture, and eventually dominate the movies, TV and music cuz it’s all reliant on social media…

SCAMS!

Video….

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2018

30

May

Heather Graham Slutty Fetish Pics of the Day

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Heather Graham, like all the Celebs in their 40s from the 90s, is making a move to social media because they understand that people are voyeurs and part of being a public figure is letting your fans into your actual life, your actual personality, making a reality show of yourself, that you curate on your feed.

They remember when they had to be totally disconnected from their fans, and when they had to limit their exhibitionism to the movies….but now, it’s the other way around.

If you want to get into movies, to get noticed, to be hired – you need the instagram feed…you need a character that represents you as an actor and the world will buy into you…

It’s really nonsense, but people want real and these puppets who are not real at all have to fake their way through it.

Sometimes with bikini pics doing weird fetish pics like this…

Posted in:Heather Graham|SFW

2018

30

May

Bella Hadid Tits Out of the Day

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I may find Bella Hadid totally irrelevant and uninteresting, but the fact of the matter is that I am totally irrelevant and uninteresting, proven by writing 42,000 posts over the last 14 years and no one actually reading them…..while this rat face has managed to buy her celebrity – thanks rich daddy – and the world buys into the hype because the world are retards….and I blame the tits….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

30

May

Halsey Being Black in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey is black, or a black panther, now that she’s decided the best marketing angle is to promote her blackness, which I don’t discourage, but that I find racist in and of itself, partially because she’s whiter than Rachel Dolezal in appearance and has probably gone through life thinking her half blackness is a funny little thing about her cuz no one knows…like a party trick “guess what, my dad is black” to which everyone goes “whaaaatt no way”….to which she busts out a pic…that’s how the plight of an identity crisis goes…

As a celebrity, or try hard celebrity, I figure she’s exploiting it as hard as she can because it’s current and now and an angle…and I mean she’s black we can’t argue that…and even if being the whitest half black person in the world is a challenge in and of itself…because no one accepts you, even if she’s played up being white as fuck in the media….and everyone thought she was white, because she’s white….

I don’t know what made Halsey think she needs to prove herself as being anything but an EDM vocalist who became an EDM vocalist by raving hard at the club and getting back stage to connect with the EDM people who made her and gave her a career, since these people are accessible nerds and getting back stage at a club isn’t that hard when you go there weekly and know everyone cuz you’re a party slut…

I don’t understand why she can’t just be a fucking human, instead of putting on these labels to keep the world categorized and hating each other. Pretty irresponsible CRACKER.

More importantly, I don’t know why brands use her in marketing campaigns, when she’s been caught ripping lines of coke on a Boat in Miami…like aren’t people held accountable for shit anymore? Or only for racism? I don’t get it.

I guess Sugarbear hair is good for her NAPPY ROOTS

Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2018

30

May

Miley Cyrus Hard Nippled Blowjob Shirt of the Day

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I wouldn’t say that Miley Cyrus is the best thing that has come from sex, but I will say that she was born 9 months after the Achy Breaky Heart song was released, making me think her mom was the kind of girl you’d expect to be the mom of a young slut exhibitionist…

Whether she was sold off to Disney and became a huge star of her own, she still possessed the redneck country roots her trashy trailer park looking cocktail waitress mom taught her…and for that reason alone..we’ve all had the chance to see her pussy….

Like some Pigeon Forge Tennessee obese escort turning tricks in the Publix Parking lot three hours after giving birth…thanks to her baby daddy, the enterprising Asian earner with a van, after you and your family went to Dollywood (a themepark based on Miley’s godmother, so that you know she’s legit country) and visited the Titanic Museum….and they’ve all passed out for the night and you’re ready for some backwoods meth addict good times…

I like her styling, I like her overall hipster getting naked on instagram vibe, her body always looked good naked to me, so seeing her nipples is refreshing…

Here is her Sister Niece Auntie Cousin – Noah Cyrus – with her vomit inducing ass in a bikini

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|noah cyrus|SFW

2018

29

May

Sofia Richie in a Bikini Step Mom-ing of the Day

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Sofia Richie is likely on the Kardashian payroll, at the excitement of the boyfriend who cast her, the baby daddy, ex husband of the “hotter” Kardashian sister, which is like saying the hotter pile of shit….Kourtney….

This is all contrived, paparazzi clickbait, that gets the whole family paid and keeps the whole family talked about and relevant, newsworthy…with scandals and nonsense, a tactic that works.

The fact that there are 12 immediate children that crawled out of Kris Jenner’s kangaroo pouch over the years, makes marketing a joke, many peripheral characters, many cameos….
no one has to be on full time, and people like Sofia Richie, who are Lionel Richie’s biological daughter can come out and build her own personal brand, with her ass, tits, bikini, and love for white dude cock, because I guess her vagina isn’t that stretched out yet, she’s only 18….

Sure it may be as a family favor to Lionel, as all these people are connected, maybe he’s even paying for it…but we can all agree it’s fine to look like, but it’s a waste of someone with access, potential, a voice…

Her message, become clickbait, show off all your expensive things and life, while looking miserable as fuck…

Garbage…

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

29

May

Reese Witherspoon Slutty Tits of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is out there in a bikini like a naughty naughty 45 year old….and it’s something that I would have thought I’d have no interest seeing, but she’s hollywood and not getting into bikinis unless she’s at her skinniest and all this is tactically set up..so I guess this is her looking her best….

I know that there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking movie she’s been in…..because she’s a good southern girl from the mean streets of Nashville, who reminds me of all the trashy girls at the country bar at their bachelorette parties at 20, because they are wholesome sluts and have fifth wheel trailers to live in….tactical…

From getting Ryan Philippe to knock her up a bunch of times when she was young enough to use that as a security measure…to leaving him for his agent….because ti was best for business…that even her kids call her agent husband dad….thanks to Ryan Philippe not bothering with the fat chick he knocked up trying to ruin his life like she ruined his career. Devil woman…

She may be all pig faced…and old…and rich as fuck…and fat…But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me and for that I celebrate it with you perverts…

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