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2018

09

Mar

AE Thruster is the Sex Toy of the Day

When I first started the site, I was a lot more perverted, and I would feature a sex toy of the day, digging deep on the internet to find the most obscure and amazing things to make you or your loved once have the best orgasms of your life…like Robin Hood…I was a hero…who cared about sexual health, femininity, women having a good time exploring masturbation in an era when it was still stigmatized and deemed NAUGHTY…

Obviously, perversion has evolved across all genders, age groups, ethnicities and is the one thing the holds us all together….

So I’ve decided to bring back the SEX TOY OF THE DAY FEAUTRE…with the help of my friends at ADAM & EVE , who I have had a great relationship with for many years, they brought me to my first AVN Awards and invited me to sit at their table and drink their booze…where I hung out with Bree Olsen before she went nuts and met my lifelong friend Kayden Kross….

The SEX TOY, that you need to learn more about is the THRUSTER…a multi-function vibrator created to provide constant thrusting motions –– and the angled tip is G-spot friendly. What makes The Thruster unique is that the shaft moves up-and-down, thanks to a unique thruster motor inside.

If you’re a women, the reason you need this is obvious….

If you’re a dude, the reason YOU want to buy it for your loved ones is because you either hate banging your wife and want her to replace you, you can’t make her cum and want her to discover herself and figure it out on her own because you’re busy watching porno…or maybe you want to add spice to your relationship…and watch her bang herself while you bang her…an entry level cuckold or maybe you just want to give to to a friend because it will make them feel good, and who doesn’t like feeling good, and who doesn’t want to give the gift of feeling good….but I do not suggest gifting it to the coffee shop girl, or someone you don’t really know…in the current climate, as a man, you can’t do that…and it’s creepy…and you may get arrested….

Look at this engineering….

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2018

09

Mar

Anya Taylor Joy is One to Look Out For of the Day

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Anya Taylor Joy is a 21 year old you may remember as the sister in The Witch, or VVitch….a few years ago, I don’t know if that shit is on Netflix but I do know that I saw it and didn’t find it scary…but nothing is as scary as my actual life…

She was born in Miami, raised in Argentina, moved to London at 6, where she became a ballet dancer, model, and now actor in Horror movies…taking over the world….as what may be the Next Jennifer Lawrence, you know the producers need that high ticket actress to inflate their budgets and I feel it could be here…so take it in..

She’s in VOUGE:

She’s at events:

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She’s on instagram:

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2018

09

Mar

Bella Thorne Pretends to be Clean for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s persona on social media is very different than the persona they give her as an actress starring in some bullshit fluffy crap no one should watch on TV….

There’s nothing “health” or “fitness” about this crackhead who posts DJ Booth raving videos with some weirdo hipster loser androgynous boyfriend mooch who worked his way into her feed for his own personal game by playing overly nice, instead of calculated to get followers off some famous for tits Disney Kid with PTSD from a life of abuse…

She’s trashy, sleazy, greasy, acne scarred and aggressive…shameless and annoying…but since she has a movie coming out, the people have decided to position her like this…

Reminding us that everything on the internet and in the media is nonsense…marketing to sell product or something…and all of us are idiots who buy into it..

Instagram:

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2018

09

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Hungry Cameltoe of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s so hungry all the time, from that emotional eating that keeps her fat despite the workout gear and the workout social media pics, that even her pussy is trying to eat her pants….to get to the all you can eat buffet…in a take in those calories from every orifice, you can’t get too much carb into you when you’re happy fat..in part because of the weird massive tits that are still big despite being cut off….hormonal like a 6 year old getting her period thanks to her parents traumatizing her….but because the fat makes a layer of protection from the world….a layer of protection her vagina may try to eat..because that fucker’s eating everything in sight…

She’s on TV, but not hot, and if you jerk off to this, you’re fucked….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE MAGAZINE OF THE DAY CLICK HERE

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2018

09

Mar

Rita Ora Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I don’t think anything Rita Ora does or has done on her attempt to get famous, that she really put her everything into, because failure wasn’t an option…from sucking Kardashian dick, literally, to sucking Calvin Harris dick, to whoever elses dicks as she navigated her attempt to get famous, and choosing titties to get there…

No one can name one of her songs, but she exists, is on TV, invited to events, and getting paid in campaigns…while no one says “I thought she was a Rihanna impersonator”…

The whole thing is crazy, and she’s got a song on the charts now, reaffirming all she’s done, meaning she’s going to be extra fucking annoying about it.

Rita Ora’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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2018

09

Mar

Madison Beer’s Old Tranny Instagram THOT, Bootleg Kardashian Looking Mom of the Day

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I know most of you don’t know who Madison Beer is, so why would you give a fuck about her mom, but I know who Madison Beer is and I see all her provocative content that she’s been producing the last few years, even when underage, and her recent showing up in all the paparazzi pics going to hot spots with her big tits out…and I find it interesting enough to figure out who the stage parent is…

Because behind every young slut is an old weathered slut who sucked dick to get the young slut where she needed to be..

Her name is Tracie Beer, and she identified her daughter’s sex appeal…and put it on youtube like she was Bieber’s mom and I guess it worked….but since we all know that’s just an extension of herself proving herself…which means there’s a good chance she’s a old slut too..

It turns out she’s as LA bootleg Kardashian as you’d expect so take it in…

Madison Beer Got Them Titties On of the Day

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2018

09

Mar

Kelly Brook’s Huge Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brook, who must be 40 now, the titty model from the UK who still exists….looks like she may have just eaten Ashley Graham…

Not that any of you weirdo big tit fetishists care….you love it…TITS!! For Woman’s Day…

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2018

09

Mar

Jessica Simpson and her Mom Tits with her Mom’s Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson tits for International women’s day, or what I call Mother’s Day part two, or maybe it is a pre mother’s day, because so many of you fuckers, probably not you old timers who don’t use social media, but “you fuckers” as it social media people, are posting pics of their moms celebrating their moms, for being the powerful women who have squeezed them out of their cunts, in what is pretty fucking egotistical, as you’d expect from a vapid platform like instagram…

Maybe they should be celebrating that aren’t responsible for making them….You know what I mean…like look the bigger picture on an important day as International Women’s Day….than just your mom having

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2018

08

Mar

Elle Fanning Weirdness for Glamour of the Day

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Elle Fanning creeps me out – and the people at GLAMOUR didn’t really do her any favor…. today, on this INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY – celebrating her power as an empowered woman, who threw her sister under the bus after she paved the way for her to be the celebrity making more money than most men that she is…..you know after the parents whored her out….

This photoshoot of the hipster, fashion, on trend, actress…is making her seem even creepier than we already thought she was….at least those of us who find her creepy….

Because I know some of you out there find her hot and jerk off to her….and her stepford wife robotic rich brat ways…

Here’s her creepy selfie photoshoot..

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2018

08

Mar

Zero Ass on Tits Charlotte McKinney of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney shouldn’t leave the house dressed like this under any circumstance pretty much ever….

Girl needs to start drinking protein shakes or eating food and doing squats because whatever the fuck we see going on here is precisely the reason this Dancing With the Stars scam that is Charlotte McKinney is….

I realize that she’s not that famous, not actually working, because she never really has actually worked, she’s just a rich Florida Trash with some of the right friends who hooked her up with the TV gig because of her tits…

But she needs to own that, embrace that she is just tits, and never do whatever this is.

It’s not nice looking…and I don’t think that Kambucha is gonna do her any good….but at least we can’t see her face..which is even worse than the ass….girl needs to walk around in a box with titties cut out….

Her five minutes ended long ago….she’s a lie…overrated and I doubt ever really relevant but she had big tits.