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2018

08

Mar

Romee Strijd Tits for Fashion of the Day

Here’s Romee – looking skinny as fuck with her titties out for some magazine that I don’t think is a fetish magazine or a porno magazine but that is probably considered respectable despite producing this kind of PORNO….content that can be jerked off to in the right context….which it is put in on this shite site..

THAT SAID…I love that she’s the tall skinny model, because there’s not enough of those left in this world of fat, making it a fetish to a pervert like me, rather than a norm…

I wouldn’t say that I am into anorexia and eating disorders, but I think unrealistic body expectations are good for all of us to have so that we try to better ourselves….to live our best lives…and if we choose to be fat slops about it, that’s fine, let us be medicated and die prematurely…but don’t encourage that with half naked fat chick shoots…

I like when girls like ROMEE and her likely starving herself, I think “at least she works for the money she’s overpaid” by the shitty mall brand that made her exist….

Good.

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2018

08

Mar

Ariel Winter Takes Her Ass Off Roading of the Day

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Ariel Winter, the very busty and creepy child star from one of the most popular shows on TV, Modern Family, where her parents dropped her off 9 years ago to make all their dreams come true, is so active..

Look at her in her leggings with a hand print on her ass from being spanked like a little slut, all sexual deviant because broken women fill the void in their soul from the PTSD through their vagina, as well as through their stomach with food….emotionally eating…to fatten up and feel protected with that layer of fat that protects her from the world…I’m sure there’s lots of mental issues going on here…

But I’m a practical person and look at her for what she is…not hot, dumpy despite being young, sloppy despite working out, and massive tittied despite having had her tits cut off…confusing really…

But not as confusing as dudes jerking off to her.

Here’s her ass in shorts…

Here she is working out again

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2018

08

Mar

Naomi Campbell Topless for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know why Naomi Campbell doesn’t have nipples, but it’s very weird…..maybe the future trend in titty pics because she’s an iconic model and dictates the trends…and people who follow fashion are straight gullible retards who buy into anything they are told…they even get sugar babies and become hookers for what they are told…so if someone like Naomi Campbell…the 90s supermodel…who must be 100 but BLACK DON’T CRACK…convinces them the style is to turn yourself into an actual Barbie Doll and amputate your nipples for fashion….they’ll all follow her lead…like she was Kim Kardashian telling people to jack up their faces and get ass implants….only for corporate sponsors to hop onto and throw money at instead of taking it out back and getting shot..

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2018

08

Mar

Lucy Hale for W Magazine of the Day

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W magzine did us a favor and put out a shoot, or a video of Lucy Hale out of focus, because no one needs to see her face….

She’s in a new show that the CW network is trying to make famous and hype by putting it on after RIVERDALE…don’t ask me why I know, fine, I’ll tell you why I know that…because I know everything, except questions on Jeopardy, reminding me that I am a fucking moron, but i know Lucy Hale’s career, without knowing what Lucy Hale has done…but I know her new show because the 20 somethings I like to spend my evenings with, ideally with them sitting on my face, happen to like watching Riverdale, and Wednesday night is a big deal for me…

I think she’s a celebrity I’ve been told has Herpes from someone who used to fuck someone she used to fuck…but I could be wrong….like these pics…wrong.

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2018

08

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Lookin’ Like Shit of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is the worst…

Especially now that the world has sucked her fucking dick so hard, making her think she’s this icon in the film industry who can’t be forgotten tomorrow…in a world where everyone is flimsy as fuck in their loyalty to people….

The only people who care about her are the producers who hire her and figure she has the celebrity or credibility to command huge money for, that way they can get their 10% of her salary, which is all they care about..

As an actress, in her movies she gets, Oscar nominated or not…she’s not compelling or interesting…

As for a celebrity, her quirky and candid “Look at me I’m a weirdo funny girl”…is irritating…

She’s got so much money, she’ll keep getting work, she’ll start putting together projects like her TV show on the #MeToo movement…

I’m not a fan, but she’s lucky someone is, it allowed her to win at life at a young age….and she’s also lucky she had good tits in her nudes….because without them, she’s the worst…

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2018

08

Mar

Hailey Clauson’s Casual Outfit for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, who was once a hipster model, and who has recently lost something like 30 pounds, while maintaining her tits, to attempt to get more modelling work as she nears 30 and knows it’s almost over…

She was a young, underage model, who sued a fake Hipster leader, for slutting her out on a motor cycle, when underage…despite her dad being on set…

This is her walking around casually, you know doing what I will call the “Phoebe Price”…where you know the paparazzi is there, you make sure you do your model walk, to sell your model story, and convice people you’re still a model, doing model things, like a model, so that you get jobs…

It seems pretty shameless, but she’s lookin’ hot and that should be respected.

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HERE SHE IS EATING SLUTTILY…

HERE SHE IS TITS OUT…IN INSTAGRAM VIDEO

HERE SHE IS IN A BATH….

HERE SHE IS AT SOME SLUTTY SHOOT…

THAT IS ENOUGH ABOUT SOMEONE SO INSIGNIFICANT….

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2018

08

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Legs in Shorts of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried was once a magical creature sent from Hollywood to replace Lindsay Lohan…the kind of girl who would do do these shitty heartfelt fluffy Disney movies and offset them with some slutty getting naked movie, to show she’s a legit actress and she had big tits on her little frame, big tits that are now mom tits, on a little frame that she would show off…

She’s old now, tired, boring, but has always been boring in public, only really interesting was her big tits on her small frame…

I guess I lost interest in her and her big tits on a small frame…when she was dating Justin Long the Mac Guy…I was like…this girl is over…yet she still exists…but she is over in my soul…not cuz I care what dicks enter any girl, even girls I date, because who the fuck cares….but because Justin Long is the fucking worst and anyone who associates with him should be shot….

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Here are some pics of her at an event…

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2018

07

Mar

Mariah Carey Slutty in V Magazine of the Day

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WTF is this shoot Mariah Carey….

I guess we can collectively say “Thank God for Gastric BiPass”….because this is not the Mariah Carey we’ve learned to be terrified of because she’s an unstable, even crazy, rich as fuck, celebrated by everyone, surrounded by people who coddle her, excessive materialistic disgusting human…..the last 20 years…

You know maybe some late 90s Mariah Carey tits…were something worth noticing…but she got fat, that ended, and this is her now….which makes no sense according to biology and all we know about aging…especially a fat chick aging…but who cares about biology, we got cosmetic science now…and this is that…

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2018

07

Mar

Megan Fox Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Megan Fox was given some equity in some LA based Trashy panty company that they pulled out of the gutter and gave new life to….or tried to give new life to…by using Megan Fox in their campaigns….which is pretty fucking weird, because the mom of 5, who we used to assume was being held captive from DAVID from 90210….is old, irrelevant, and really had a great career as the “hot chick”…but that’s the extent of her existence and really I can’t name any movies she was even the “hot chick” in…just a lot of hype…10 years ago…

Still coming out, trying to be the hot chick, for all the old people like me who remember her…but it’s so fucking weird….

I mean we wanted to see her naked a decade ago….and now pushing 40 she’s getting half naked…her timing is all off….but like many girls about to hit menopause…she’s out for her last HURRAH…

It’s weird…

They also cast other sluts like this one for their brand….mmmm ecommerce pics…my favorite…reminiscent of jerking off to catalogs like there wasn’t internet porn

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2018

07

Mar

Kim Kardashian Pre Photoshop of the Day

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I think it is a public service to show all you sick fucks who buy into Kim Kardashian being hot or interesting….how disgusting she actually is.

She is smoke and mirrors, photoshop and plastic surgery treatments that are not impressive….that are not interesting looking…that are some pile of shit lie that brands throw money at because she has an audience…SHE is paid alot of money while looking like some kind of cartoon character, tranny, pornstar..it’s disgusting.

Instead of having a legacy of doing good in the world, she teaches kids to fuck on film, be trashy as fuck, get shitty surgeries and face injections, and make bank…

Not too sure how I feel about that, but I think it’s on the “she’s a fucking cyst on society who should be taken out”….

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