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2018

06

Mar

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day

I think there is scientific research behind how old a woman a woman should be when she is no longer allowed to wear a bikini, but I think that Katerine Heigl has long surpassed that age limit, thanks to being fat in her 20s and 30s, fat that I guess she’s recently lost due to diet, exrcise, starvation because no one likes being fat….and has finally found the confidence to be an empowered fat chick in a bikini, doing some weird dance….in the sunset so that you can’t see how disgusting and sloppy she actually is….

PHOTO MAGIC…that I don’t understand what would compel anyone to post this kind of content about themselves, but it’s happened and it’s here.

TO SEE THE REST OF Katherine Heigl in a Bikini CLICK HERE

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2018

06

Mar

Kate Upton’s Fat Tits of the Day

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Kate Upton may be a monster…but when she has her tits in what must be an overly supportive bra…I’m talking engineered by the people at SPACEX…to support these sloppy shits…

She matters, she’s relevant, she’s got all the talent her rich, entitled, brat needs…

Even though the rest of her is broad backed, dumpy and terrifying….

I will never think she deserved the fame she got, because she’s nothing special….but I do understand why these monster tits are celebrated in a world of perverts who love big tits…

Keep em coming fatty…it’s the only thing she’s consistent on.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Kate Upton's Still Fat of the Day|SFW

2018

06

Mar

Madison Beer Furry Titties of the Day

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Madison Beer should be teaching marketing classes at the local colleges, because Madison Beer gets is….

That’s not to say she’s a genius, or interesting, but you don’t have to be a genius or interesting, but she gets that she’s got big tits and that with those big tits she can get attention from people who otherwise had no idea who she was…

A year ago, no one on the mainstream knew who she was….I mean you perverts, But she was on youtube, big tits on youtube, big on Youtube, underage on Youtube because her mom figured out how to manipulate her tits for the perver..and that alone is magical enough when it grows up only wanting to famewhore like she always have…

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2018

06

Mar

Sophie Turner Pantyhose Fetish of the Day

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Sophie Turner is walking with some Jonas Brother, who I just googled to see if he is a Jonas Brother, and who is a Jonas brother and who is apparently her fiance..they engaged yo…probably a GREEN CARD Play…immigrants…always stealing our men and our jobs…

These paparazzi pics may not be as exciting as her Valentine’s Day beach paradise erotica for most…

But to the pantyhose fetishists, they are everything, they just want to take off her hipster booties and sniff a day’s worth of pantyhose wearing off them, until ejaculation…

Even to the non pantyhose fetishists, there’s something nice about how they hold woman together….

Now I don’t care about Sophie Turner or think she’s all that hot, but she’s on Game of Thrones and people love that shit…especially nerd weirdos who like dragons…and I figure the overlap of pantyhose fetishists and Game of Thrones fans is huge…and these pics may kill a motherfucker….who is probably better off dead really…because you’re a loser.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2018

06

Mar

Krysten Ritter in Nylon Magazine of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has superheroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be get through the casting couch…because the world is fat and that offends me…

This is a shoot for Nylon, because I guess they are still around..

It’s not as shameless and what hipster bullshit that Nylon Represents once was..but it happened…and here it is.

TO SEE HER IN FUCK ME BOOTS AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Krysten Ritter|SFW

2018

05

Mar

Rita Ora Tits out of the Day

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Rita Ora is posting some slutty posts on social media, which is pretty much her thing, and you probably saw them on social media, because social media made the blogs irrelevant, because no one needs to hear my commentary on Rita Ora, or her tits, or how she’s been trying to get famous for many years, even though no one actually knows what she does.

I call this “From fucking a Kardashian, to fucking a DJ / Producer, to fucking whoever else I am too lazy to google but know she fucked because otherwise we wouldn’t be talking about her”….

I consider her a low hanging celebrity who is barely a celebrity, with tits she promotes hard, and that we’ve already seen, and that are getting bored of because there are so many other tits to look at….but that this one managed to use properly enough to get on a 50 Shades of Grey song with a kid from One Direction so that people finally care…

It just takes one hit to get there and she’s likely been hammering away at this one hit for fucking ever….and pulled it off…and still pulling that top off….

Here’s to making it in America like she wants to – up on some next Rihanna and Katy Perry bullshit performer level…who are all as bootleg as her…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

05

Mar

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is posting the braless hard nipples on the social media -and I like it… because I am a pervert and because she’s one of my favorite celebrity kids…and hard nippled….the way she should be she’s young and modern and on trend in this world of social media creators….BRAS are out…hard nipples are in…let the world know you are a strong woman…with your hard nipples….

Exciting!!

A rich pretentious brat with a spoiled as fuck upbringing who I think deserves to be an entitled brat…because her father is Johnny Depp….and she’s just set for life and rollin’ with the celebrity that comes with being a young celebrity….without being a celebrity…cuz her dad did all the work…

I am into it.

Here she is topless for a photoshoot we may have already seen

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

05

Mar

Stella Maxwell in Her Panties of the Day

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This Stella Maxwell picture was from her instagram…inappropriate you’d think, but I guess she’s a model who gets paid to be in her underwear, so this is just her work and her livelihood..

I guess is taken by Kristen Stewart the pervert who exploits her model pussy…proving that she’s not a real lesbian…because real lesbians don’t like stereotypical hot chicks…most lesbian couples are disgusting fat flannel wearing short haircut girls…not Victoria’s Secret models…if this relationship isn’t fake lesbianism…I don’t know what it is…I mean I know exactly what it is…Stella Maxwell Publicity Stunts to get noticed by preying on these broken rich and famous people she attaches herself to because they easy victims….

I guess the real question from all of us is…WHERE ARE THE SCISSORING PICS…lesbianism is always anti-climatic in porn and otherwise…but we still like to see scissioring…especially on that weird and uninteresting Kristen Stewart….who without TWILIGHT…would not exist..

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxewll|Stella Maxwell

2018

05

Mar

Cindy Crawford’s Old Face Dumpy Ass of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is an old lady at this point…and here she is walking around with her old face hanging off her old jaw…just looking old….despite what is probably a lot of botox..and her ass…looking old and sloppy in leggings that should be loose fitting sweat pants…because at a certain age…simmer the fuck down with your whoring and divert attention to your clone 16 year old who you irresponsibly is taken out of school to be a “model” at “fashion week” for her instagram celebrity like a Kardashian…which is fucking disgusting to me….on so many levels…you have the money and resources to not make her a model…get her a job at the smoothy shop or some shit…parents whoring their kids out to a vapid existence of superficial, vanity, overpriced product, polution and all that is wrong with fashion industry and being a slutty model…are so fucking wrong…especially when they are rich and have resources to help them be real contributing people in the world…LA man…it’s a terrible place.

Here’s her 16 year old daughter sexualizing herself, working at Fashion week, walking for fashion companies, at 16 years old, despite her family being virtual billionaires thanks to the tequila deal deal….in what I would consider pretty inappropriate, whether it is for fashion or not…she’s still 16…and that’s not even the age of consent…so seeing her used by brands seems fucking wrong to me.

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|Coleen McLoughlin|SFW

2018

05

Mar

Elsa Hosk in a Bra of the Day

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Elsa Hosk and a couple of other Victoria’s Secret promo models were sent to the Oscars as part of an ad campaign that I guess makes them all feel relevant and like the stars that their egos make them feel that they are…and not like the hookers they actually are…on some PRETTY WOMAN shit that would never happen because the only person paying a legit street whore only to fall in love with them…has got some real fucking disgusting fetishes….when anyone knows street whores are meant to be thrown 100 dollars to at most to be sex toys that do what you say….and the ones who get married are the sugar babies, or the ones lucky enough to mask themselves as lingerie models like these whores..

Here she is in a magazine shoot…

Here she is at the OSCARS

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

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